Well here is another list for us to enjoy, this time it is the top 10 sexiest strippers in movies. Expect lots of shitty screen caps ahead, I did my best at finding good pictures.
Angelina Jolie didn’t win any awards for her role in Changeling but at least she is still winning stuff on sex lists right?
According to a new poll by online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com and Amor.com people were asked which celebrity would they give their partner a sex pass to sleep with.
The usual people are included on the list like Angelina, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
Shira Zwebner, who works for Date.com said “this poll is the complete opposite of an indecent proposal. In fact, most men and women wouldn’t just grant their significant others permission to go for it with their celebrity of choice - they’d brag about it all over town, Johnny Depp’s appeal is more than just physical attraction, he is the complete package, and women envision that one night of passion with this Pirate will leave them more than just sexually satisfied. Angelina Jolie, meanwhile, tops this list because both men and women worldwide have crushes on her and - if she ever invited someone other than Brad Pitt into her bed - not even the most committed couple would walk away from that opportunity.”
Here is the list of women that men could sleep with:
Angelina Jolie 25.9% Jennifer Aniston 24.1% Halle Berry 23.8% Penelope Cruz 22.4% Eva Mendes 20.7% Nicole Kidman 20.7% Sandra Bullock 19.0% Jennifer Garner 18.9% Lucy Liu 17.2% Reese Witherspoon 17.2% Demi Moore 16.7% Julia Roberts 15.5% Kate Winslet 15.3% Kiera Knightly 12.1% Scarlett Johansson 11.8% Natalie Portman 8.6% Katherine Hiegl 6.9%
As for who the women can sleep with:
Johnny Depp 32.2% George Clooney 29.0% Will Smith 28.4% Brad Pitt 25.8% Matthew McConaughey 25.8% Hugh Jackman 19.4% Sean Connery 16.1% Patrick Dempsey 12.9% Tom Cruise 12.9% Justin Timberlake 11.5% Bruce Willis 9.7% Howard Stern 8.4% Robert Pattinson 6.5% Jake Gyllenhaal 6.5% Gerard Butler 3.2%
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Who would you let your significant other have sex with?
Relive the funny, silly – and sometimes TMI! – things the stars let slip at the Globes…
“I’m so sorry Anne, Meryl, Kristin – oh God, who’s the other one?”
– Kate Winslet, accepting the Globe for best actress and naming her fellow nominees Hathaway, Streep and Scott Thomas – but momentarily forgetting Angelina Jolie.
“Hello? Hello? Mama talking! Mama talking!”
– Jennifer Lopez, shushing the crowd as the night’s first presenter. She gave the prize of best supporting actress to Kate Winslet (The Reader)
“Ru, I’m very proud of you and I love you. And don’t hunch. Shoulders back!”
– Demi Moore, mothering daughter Rumer Willis – this year’s Miss Golden Globe – from the stage before announcing the best supporting actor winner (Heath Ledger)
“I still have a cold. It’s not the other thing it used to be.”
– Presenter (and later winner) Colin Farrell, referencing his less-sober days while sniffling onstage
“I’m just wondering if this mercury poisoning is contagious.”
– Mark Wahlberg, teasing Entourage star – and recent mercury victim – Jeremy Piven, while on the red carpet with NBC’s Tiki Barber
hat was your favorite quote of the night? Are there any that you feel should have been on the list, but were not included?
In the latest DeclareYourself.com ad campaigns, celebrities try to use reverse psychology by saying “Don’t Vote.”
The ad features a whole lot of celebrities including Amy Adams, Tatyana Ali, will.i.am, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Bacon, Maria Bello, Halle Berry, Selma Blair, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Connolly, Courteney Cox, Ellen DeGeneres, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jaime Foxx, Jonah Hill, Djimon Hounsou, Dustin Hoffman, Anthony Kiedis, Ashton Kutcher, Adam Levine, Laura Linney, Eva Longoria, Tobey Maguire, Demi Moore, Esai Morales, Natalie Portman, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, Ethan Suplee, Kyra Sedgwick, Michelle Trachtenberg, Usher, and Forest Whitaker.
Take note, if you see a pregnant Demi Moore coming at you, either have an umbrella or run because you might get shot with breast milk.
Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone says that she once shot her breast milk at his lesbian friends while at a party, although the story isn’t in his book “Life With My Sister” because his lawyers wouldn’t allow it.
“There are certain stories that don’t end the way that they end in the book. Its not really family stuff. Its more like - well theres a bit in the book about Demi Moore and I dancing on the bar.
“Shes dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part thats not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, How do I get breast milk out of my black dress? and I said How the f**k would I know? Call Demi.’
“It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that — so theres your juicy tidbit.”
source: Ciccone Exposes Moore’s Breast Trick [showbiz spy]
Rumer Willis used to hate her name. The daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis said that when she was 12, she realized she “got screwed.”
“My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames.
When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right.
Rumer Depp? Nope.
In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’”
She also says she was shocked to be named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year:
“After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.”
Rumer is happy to let gossips spread false rumors she is gay, because it gives her something to laugh about. The single actress insists she is most definitely not a lesbian, but isn’t threatened by the suggestions she prefers girls to boys.
“If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it. I think it’s hilarious. I like guys.”
Poor potato head. A lesbian with Jay Leno’s chin — not a good combo.
Possibly the most disgusting thought ever. Clay Aiken has knocked up his 50 year old record producer. Jaymes Foster and Clay have been living in sin when he makes out to L.A. She was originally said to be “his best friend.” They are expecting the big gay bundle of joy and glitter in August.
“We’re told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.”
Why am I not surprised she has a dude’s name? Please tell me we are being punk’d. Where is Ashton Kutcher? Where are you hiding at, you crazy Demi Moore youth machine?
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.”
Bumpshack- “This just doesn’t pass the smell test and if it does pass it is very reminiscent of Michael Jackson’s dental assistant Debbie Rowe having his children for him.
“My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames. 
