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Dina Lohan watched in disbelief as her daughter Lindsay Lohan was sentenced Tuesday to 90 days in jail for violating terms of probation over a three-year-old drug case.
 “This is so not fair to do this to my child,” said a flabbergasted Dina Lohan.
The ‘Mean Girls’ actress must begin serving her sentence on July 20, however she likely won’t serve the entire 90 days.
Many female inmates in Lohan’s situation only serve about 25% of their sentence, meaning that the star will only spend about 23 days behind bars. This has been proven to be true via the likes of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.
Immediately after leaving jail, Lohan will spend another 90 days at an in-patient rehab facility.
Dina Lohan was not at the Beverly Hills courtroom for the hearing, but her ex-husband Michael Lohan was.
While he declined to issue a comment following the sentencing, his spokeswoman baffled reporters when she urged Lohan to report to rehab immediately, apparently unaware the actress must first go to jail.
When corrected by an onlooker, the unidentified rep said the rehab portion of the ruling was “a great victory” for the Lohan family.
Micheal Lohan did offer up a letter to the judge, maybe he thinks his opinion actually mattered. You can view the letter HERE.
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I always wonder if Lindsay Lohan looks at her Mean Girls co-star Amanda Seyfried and cries because Amanda is doing so well while Lindsay remains on the same trainwreck path she started on. Anyway, Lindsay’s new gig might be a reality show contestant on The Celebrity Apprentice.
Lindsay’s mother and manager, Dina Lohan, says that Donald Trump approached her and asked if Lidnsay would sign on to do the show. Dina says…
“Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes, “I think it’s a great idea for her, but Lindsay has two movies coming up [Machete and Inferno], so I don’t know if Lindsay has time. It may conflict with her schedule. She can’t leave L.A., the judge won’t even let Lindsay go to Texas to shoot Machete, so I just don’t know if it’ll work out.”
I love how Dina throws in that Lindsay has legit movie work but that the Judge won’t let her leave Los Angeles, even though the producers from the movie said Lindsay was not needed in Texas.
Is it just me that would love to see Lindsay Lohan on The Celebrity Apprentice and see how much she would mess everything up then blame other people?
source: Lindsay Lohan: The Next Contestant on Celebrity Apprentice? [People]
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Matt Dillon Is Looking For Gay Experience? – OMG Blog
Gabourey Sidibe Nabs SNL Hosting Gig – Pop Eater
Vampire Diaries Fashion Picks – Betty Confidential
Selena Gomez’s Casual Coffee Run – Tabloid Prodigy
iPad? iDon’t Think So – College Candy
Justin Bieber Autographs Boobs – Wonderwall
Mischa Barton Still Dresses Like Your Grandma – Amy Grindhouse
Jennifer Aniston Is Ready For Re-birth – Yeeeah!
Britney Spears Looks Sane, Rational – The Superficial
Charlie Sheen Is Quitting His Show – ICYDK
Kourtney Kardashian Flashes The Paparazzi – Litely Salted
Matthew McConaughey Teaches His Son To Go Shirtless – Hollywood Life
Afternoon Pick Me Up: Sheryl K. – F-Listed
Carrie Prejean Sued By Christian PR Firm – Why Fame
Jessica Alba Gets Waxed – Ninja Dude
Dina Lohan Doesn’t Like Michael Lohan – Fatback Media
The Real Angelina Jolie? – Celebrity Smack
Katy Perry Is A Thing Of Beauty & Joy – Celeb News Wire
Katie Holmes & Her Pink Princess – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Matt Leinart And His Lover – The Dirty
Hayley Duff Without A Bra – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Hudson Talks Healthy Weight – Zelda Lily
Jersey Shore Cast On Total Lockdown – Anything Hollywood
Robert Pattinson Gay Hoax Floating Around – Hollywood Dame
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David Letterman Needs A Bong Hit! – City Rag
Talking Tunes & Lady Gaga With Animal – Pop Eater
Gabourey Sidibe Lands A New Role – Betty Confidential
Lily Allen Is Doing Reality TV – Holy Moly
Robert Pattinson Is Not Good With Women – Hollywood Life
Sharon Osbourne Is Selling Her Boobs? – F-Listed
Amy Winehouse To Make It Official Again? – Why Fame
Mario Lopez Is Officially Not Gay – Amy Grindhouse
Ja Rule Is Banging Groupies – The Dirty
Dina Lohan Is In On The Lawsuit – The Superficial
Jesus Luz Pumps It Up For GQ – Tabloid Prodigy
Conan O’Brien’s Lone Twitter Followee Thinks It’s All Nuts – Wonderwall
Katie Price Scratches Her Butt – Drunken Stepfather
Marc Jacobs Designs Stuff I Might Actually Wear – Zelda Lily
5 Reasons We Salute You, Kathryn Bigelow – College Candy
Someone Was Disappointed In K-Fed, Surprise! – ICYDK
Mad Men Barbies! – Litely Salted
Kat Von D Dyed Her Hair Red – Celebrity Smack
Like Stripper, Like Daughter – Celeb News Wire
Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart Reveal Their Daughter’s Name – Celeb Baby Scoop
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Gerard Butler Gropes Jennifer Aniston – Hollywood Dame
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Lindsay Lohan must really be hurting for cash because she has launched one of the most ridiculous celebrity lawsuits I’ve ever heard of – she is suing E-trade for using a milkaholic baby called Lindsay in one of their ads.
Lohan believes that the ad is a parody on her life because the ad features two babies talking when the girl asks if the “milkaholic Lindsay” was over. So let’s get this straight Lohan thinks an ad featuring a boyfriend-stealing-milkaholic baby called Lindsay is based on her. Actually it does sound exactly like Lohan, only take away the milk part and put in alcoholic.
Stephanie Ovadia, a lawyer for Lohan, said “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
I don’t know whats funnier the fact that she is pretty much agreeing with us all that all she is known for is an alcoholic or the fact that she is so self-important that she believes her name can be used as single-name recognition such as Oprah, Beyonce or Madonna
A rep on behalf of the company who produced the ad said that Lohan didn’t even pop into their heads when they were making the commerical and that they used the name Lindsay because it’s a popular name and one of their employees is called that.
Lohan is asking for $50 million in exemplary damages and another $50 million in compensatory damages, I would like to know what exact damages this has caused her? I didn’t even know about the commercial until this lawsuit was filed. If you asked me a few years ago if Lindsay Lohan could go by single-name recognition I would have said yes but now I would laugh at you. Check the video out for yourself here.
source: Lindsay Lohan wants $100 over E-Trade ad [New York Post]
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Remember when Ali Lohan first started appearing along with her older sister Lindsay Lohan? She always looked like all teenagers do – and that’s looking like a teenager. Well it seems six months time in the Lohan DNA is what 30 years is to normal folk.
Look at that photo above, just six months ago Ali still looked her age, which is 16-years-old, but now instead of looking like Lindsay’s younger sister she looks like her 40-something-year-old aunt.
I’m not even going to comment on how the amount of make-up she has on makes her look like a failing wannabe Dita Von Teese, look at her neckline – you can see her natural color and then look at her face. It looks like someone painted on her with white clown make up.
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source: Ali Lohan: The Oldest, Saddest 16-Year-Old In The World [The Fab Life]
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Whitening Your Teeth With Strawberries – City Rag
Lady Gaga Is On The Money – Pop Eater
Drew Brees On David Letterman – Celebrity Smack
Madonna Prays To The Photoshop Gods – Holy Moly
Rihanna Riding A Bull To “Sex On Fire” – Amy Grindhouse
Super Bowl 44 Was Kind Of A Big Deal – F-Listed
Jon Gosselin Brings The Ladies? – The Superficial
Ronnie From Jersey Shore Flakes – The Dirty
Lindsay Lohan Claims Magically Growing Mouth – Celeb News Wire
Whitney Houston Is Every Woman – Popbytes
Michael & Dina Lohan Spar In Court – Anything Hollywood
Kate Gosselin Wrote Another Book – Fatback Media
Joel Madden Is All Wet – ICYDK
Levi Johnston’s Boring Playgirl Cover – Litely Salted
Jennifer Aniston Throws Her Own Birthday Party – Yeeeah!
Aaron Carter Looks Hot When He Can’t Speak – Tabloid Prodigy
Anne Hathaway Is Fishing For Compliments – Zelda Lily
Will Ellen DeGeneres Boost Idol’s Ratings? – College Candy
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Cougar Spoof Angers Aussie Groups – F-Listed
Jennifer Aniston Is Rockin’ The Black Dress – Popbytes
Kim Kardashian Blows – Celebrity Smack
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Mariah Carey Thought She Was Conservative – Celeb News Wire
Jessica Alba Loves Her Some Craigslist – Pop Eater
Heidi Montag’s Album Sells Less Than 1,000 Copies – The Superficial
Brooke Burke’s Naked Epiphany – City Rag
Conan Vs. Jay Leno Via CGI – Tabloid Prodigy
Dina Lohan Needs To Clean It Up! – Drunken Stepfather
Should Sweatpants Be Banned In Public? – Zelda Lily
I Love Your Style, Penny Lane – College Candy
Brooke Mueller Is Battling Pneumonia – Wonderwall
David Hasselhoff Has Found Himself A Job – Yeeeah!
Amy Winehouse Escapes Jail Sentence Again – Anything Hollywood
Sasha Grey – Too Much Sex? – Hollywire
Steve-O, DJ Brown And Her Huge Lips – The Dirty
Tom Hanks Is Team Coco – ICYDK
Lindsay Lohan: Hooker With The Heart Of Meth – Litely Salted
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Just when I thought that Michael Lohan couldn’t sink any lower, I have been proved wrong because he is being accused of looking for strippers that look like his daughter.
Elliot Osher, who used to own New York’s strip club Scores, is writing a book about all the celebrities who used to visit the club and he says Michael’s request was a Lindsay Lohan look alike.
“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for, we sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door.
Michael says he did get into an altercation but says that no girls ended up dancing for him, he also says he doesn’t even look at Lindsay’s photoshoots.
As for other celebrities, Osher says that Bill Gates left a tip for a cool $3,400 while Madonna tipped nobody and Russell Crowe nearly ended up fighting with an Irish waiter.
Who would you be willing to believe, a former strip joint owner who is writing a book or Michael Lohan? Yeah I go with the strip joint owner too, gross.
source: Lindsay Lohan’s dad accused of looking for strippers who look like his daughter [SafNews]
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You know those tape recordings between Lindsay Lohan‘s family that have been leaking recently? Well it seems that Michael Lohan could end up in jail because of them.
According to TMZ, Michael who has been leaking them (he says he is trying to help Lindsay) could be going to jail because he wasn’t legally allowed to be on the phone to Dina Lohan.
You see a court in Nassau County, New York, granted Dina a restraining order back in 2005 against Michael that ordred him not to communicate her by phone or email until 2011. This is a problem for Michael because the tapes were apparently made in 2008.
Dina Lohan‘s lawyers are already on the case, because they have allegedly got in touch with the Nassau County District Attorney to investigate the tapes. If convicted, Michael Lohan could see himself back behind bars.
source: Papa Lohan — Leaked Calls Could Mean Prison [TMZ]
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Mariah Carey Getting Felt Up By Security – Drunken Stepfather
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Lady Gaga & Beyonce Are On The ‘Telephone’ – Popbytes
Halle Berry Lashes Out At The Paparazzi – Wonderwall
Kelly Osbourne Looks Like She’s Straight Out Of The 60′s – ICYDK
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Dina Lohan Says Lindsay’s Going To Die Soon – The Superficial
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Lindsay Lohan was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death, says Lohan’s completely sane and trustworthy mother, Dina, in yet another audio recording of a phone conversation between her and ex-husband Michael Lohan. According to Dina, Heath’s death really affected Lindsay.
 
In the recording, Dina tells Michael,
“…And she was dating Heath when he died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know ’cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?”
In regards to Lindsay’s drug and alcohol use, Dina had this to say,
“Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.”
Personally I think that if Lindsay’s crackpot parents wanted to help her, then they would stop trying to capitalize on her fame. Michael Lohan keeps releasing private audio tapes to the media to gain his quick 15 minutes while riding on the back of his daughter’s drug problems. What a scumbag.
Lindsay is certainly no saint, and it is often amusing to watch her flush her career down the toilet, don’t get me wrong. I just don’t think she needs any help from Daddy to ruin her life.
source: WORLD WIDE EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Had Secret Relationship With Heath Ledger When He Died [Radar]
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Khloe Kardashian Admits Her Wedding Was Nuts – Anything Hollywood
Hilary Swank Sleeps Nude, Tries To Stay Relevant – Pop Eater
Soulja Boy Arrested, “Didn’t Do Anything Wrong” – Wonderwall
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Tori Spelling Needs A Few Cheeseburgers – Websters Is My Bitch
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American Hasselhoff In London – Celebrity Smack
Kate Gosselin Wants Everything & The Kitchen Sink – The Superficial
Sienna Miller Is Drunk…Surprised? – Celebslam
Avril Lavigne’s New Boyfriend Is RICH – Celebitchy
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Dina Lohan Launches LohanHouse.com For Good News – Allie Is Wired
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Rick Ross 1.0 Released From Prison – F-Listed
Amy Winehouse’s Messy St. Lucia Gig – Popbytes
Bruce Jenner’s Plastic Surgery Revealed – Celebrity Smack
Jessica Biel’s Boobies In Motion – Celeb News Wire
Dina Lohan Says She’s The World’s Best Mom – Fatback Media
Leighton Meester On The Beach! – ICYDK
What’s Going On With Jamie Lee Curtis? – Websters Is My Bitch
Audrina Patridge Looks Birthday Busted – Pacific Coast News
Chris Brown Denies Leaking Rihanna Photos – The Superficial
Kate Winslet Sues Newspaper Over Opinion – Anything Hollywood
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Shirley Jones To Pose For Playboy? – Socialite Life
Spencer Pratt RAPS! – Allie Is Wired
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Dina Lohan wanted to take her daughters out for a special night. Sounds nice, except it was to go partying in a Hollywood nightclub.
The mother of the year escorted Lindsay Lohan and 15 year old Ali Lohan to Villa nightclub in Hollywood, but they were DENIED because of Ali’s age. Dina stupidly protested,
“Do you know who I am?â€
Yes, we all know who you are, unfortunately. We also know how horrible of a mother you are. If this wasn’t bad enough, Lindsay jumped in.
“You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!â€
What exactly does Lindsay think she can do about it? Smear their name? Persuade all of her friends to boycott the establishment? Ha!
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