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Like promised, here is the continuation for FHM’s Sexiest 100 list off 2009. For numbers 100-50 check here.
49 - Amber Heard
48 - Mischa Barton
47 - Katherine Heigl
46 - Rachel McAdams
45 - Holly Valance
44 - Shakira (pictured above)
43 - Monica Bellucci
42 - Vanessa Hudgens
41 - Keira Knightley
40 - Hilary Duff
39 - Blake Lively
38 - Cameron Diaz
37 - Gisele Bundchen
36 - Carmen Electra (pictured above)
35 - Christina Aguilera
34 - Sienna Miller
33 - Beyoncé Knowles
32 - Jessica Simpson
31 - Kate Winslet
30 - Kim Kardashian
29 - Salma Hayek
28 - Charlize Theron
27 - Summer Glau
26 - Ali Larter
25 - Freida Pinto
24 - Anna Friel
23 - Kristin Kreuk
22 - Lindsay Lohan
21 - Mila Kunis (pictured above)
20 - Diora Baird
19 - Eva Mendes
18 - Hayden Panettiere
17 - Natalie Portman
16 - Kate Beckinsale
15 - Angelina Jolie
14 - Erica Durance (pictured above)
13 - The Veronicas
12 - Britney Spears
11 - Marisa Miller
10 - Katy Perry
09 - Anne Hathaway
08 - Heidi Montag
07 - Elisha Cuthbert
06 - Adriana Lima
05 - Madeline Zima
04 - Jessica Biel
03 - Scarlett Johansson
02 - Jessica Alba
01 - Megan Fox
Thoughts? For me it’s the same old list as every other one, just names thrown around a different way. Still, I would bang most of them.
It is that time of the year already when Maxim release their annual list of the years hottest women, voted by readers. The magazine isn’t released until tomorrow but here is the full list for you, it’s long so I am going to split this up into two posts. I will post 99-50 in this post and then 49-1 in the next post, some names will have pictures and some wont because, if I do all pictures you will be scrolling for the rest of the day… so lets get to it shall we?
100. Deanna Russo
99. Melissa Rycroft:
98. Rebecca Mader
97. Marisa Tomei
96. Olivia Munn
95. Padma Lakshmi
94. Yvonne Strahovski
93. Michelle Obama
92. Joanna Krupa:
91. Chelsea Handler
90. Roselyn Sanchez:
89. Jamie Chung
88. Diane Kruger
87. Summer Glau
86. Ali Campoverdi:
85. Michelle Trachtenberg
84. Minka Kelly
83. Whitney Port
82. Emma Watson
81. Heidi Montag
80. Jamie Gunns:
79. Jaime King
78. Danica Patrick
77. Stacy Keibler
76. Cameron Richardson
75. Tricia Helfer
74. Amanda Bynes
73. Ashley Tisdale
72. Camilla Belle
71. Gabrielle Union
70. Maria Menounos
69. Jennifer Morrison
68. Ashley Greene:
67. Emmy Rossum
66. Emma Stone
65. Amanda Righetti
64. Diora Baird
63. Milla Jovovich
62. Heidi Klum
61. Dania Ramirez:
60. Carrie Underwood
59. Ana Ivanovic
58. Miranda Kerr
57. Audrina Patridge:
56. Amber Heard
55. Christina Milian
54. Rachel Bilson
53. Kim Kardashian
52. Beyonce
51. Sienna Miller:
The top 50 will follow very soon, thoughts?
Are Paris Hilton’s Nipples Still Interesting? - City Rag
Pixie Geldof Gets Her Butt Kicked? - Holy Moly
Afternoon Pick Me Up: Denise Milani - F-Listed
Tom Cruise Gave Katie Permission To Look Good! - Popbytes
Dita Von Teese Has Killer Shoes - Celebrity Smack
Guy Ritchie Buys A Home Close To Madonna - I’m Not Obsessed
Jessica Alba Flirted With That Cop - The Superficial
Jessica Biel Flosses Her Butt - Celeb News Wire
Channing Tatum May Join Twilight Cast - Anything Hollywood
Will Ferrell Drank His Own Urine - Fatback Media
Jamie Lynn’s Baby-Daddy Plus Brain Injury - Celeb Warship
Did You Catch These Twilight Movie Mistakes? - ICYDK
John Mayer Is Single; Dyslexic - Websters Is My Bitch
Ashley Tisdale Gets Her Workout On - Pacific Coast News
Diora Baird In FHM Magazine - News Toob
Mary Kate Olsen Barks At The Moon - DListed
Black Eyed Peas Secret L.A. Concert - Win Tickets!! - Allie Is Wired
Check out these very nice pictures of Diora Baird from the June 2009 issue of FHM Magazine.
I don’t really have anything other than the pictures to post about Diora, she looks hot so I wanted to share them with you - nothing wrong with that is there?
If you plan on seeing the new Star Trek movie then look out for Diora Baird in it as she is playing “Orion Slave Girl” and she is also going to be in a new film called Pornstar, which is describes as “set against the backdrop of our current booming porn industry, Pornstar is an unflinching exploration into America’s obsession with sex, fame, and money, and what cost people are willing to pay for these things, and the lies we tell ourselves to make it through the day.”
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How in the Hell Does This Guy Do it? - Evil Beet Gossip
Jessica Alba’s Impromptu Breast Exam - Ninja Dude
Celebrity Chefs - City Rag
Diora Baird Old School Nude and Natural - Fatback and Collards
Tila Tequila Shows Us Her Slutty Wardrobe for ‘Shot at Love: 2′ - Celebrity Smack
Avril Lavigne Has a Hot Body - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Montel Williams Show Calls it a Day After 17 Years - Dlisted
Denise Richards Has Killer Abs, Still Hate Her - The Bastardly
Rihanna ‘Got Milk’ [VIDEO] - Popbytes
How Much Frozen Hubbard Sperm is There? - Celeb News Wire
Howard K. Stern is Still Creepy - Celeb Warship
Matthew McConaughey’s Girlfriend is a Gold Digger - Flisted
Paris Hilton Forces Co-Star to Dress ‘In Character’ - Drunken Stepfather
Tom Brady’s Marriage Proposal - Celebitchy
Ellen Pompeo Has Unstoppable Nipples - Egotastic
The 25 Most Memorable Super Bowl Ads - Gawker
Halle Berry’s Baby Bump is H-U-G-E - Pop On The Pop
Nicole Richie Nipple Slip Video - College Humor
Nicky Hilton’s Dress Looks Like a Vagina - Celebslam
Jessica Alba is Having a Boy - A Socialites Life
Discover ‘Duffy‘ New Music - Allie is Wired
Blowing Chunks With Fergie - Dlisted
Just a Couple of Gay Dudes at Kinkos - Celebrity Warship
Jessica Simpson Seeks New Career Opportunities - Celeb News Wire
Scary Celebrity Clowns - City Rag
Kid Rock Slums - A Socialites Life
Heidi Montag and Spencer the Pratt are ‘furious’ - Celebrity Smack
Scott Baio is 46…and getting married and having a kid - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Alena Seredova is Nude and Linkable - Fatback and Collards
Big Brother 8 Update - Popbytes
Fashion Models - Before and After Make-up - The Bastardly
Britney Spears Gets Out Her Box of Wigs for the Kids - Bricks and Stones
Melanie Brown’s Two-Year Affair With A Lesbian Couple - Allie Is Wired
Zahara Is Always Worthy Of a Post - Pop On The Pop
Tera Patrick’s Obsession with Hello Kitty - Flisted
Paris Hilton Got a New Short Haircut - Hollywood Rag
Diora Baird Lingerie Photoshoot - Jordan is Your Homeboy
Rumer Willis Has a Very Flat Stomach - The Evil Beet
The editors at Maxim have waded through the footage and nominated 10 Earth-Shattering Nude Scenes 2006.
 10. Diora Baird in Wedding Crashers
It was kind of a “blink and you missed it” moment, but we’re betting there were a lot of dry eyes in the house when Diora flopped down topless on a bed during the “wedding sluts” montage. You remember her, she was the one with assets big enough to satisfy as many Wilson brothers as the movie was willing to throw at her.
 9. Ali Larter in Varsity Blues
While not technically nude, Ali and her strategically-placed whipped cream instantly became the stuff of legend and dessert-based fetishes. Of course, leave it to Dawson’s Creek to fumble the play—dude, you’ll never get such a golden opportunity to offer a girl a banana for her split again. Way to go, forehead.
 8. Heather Graham in Boogie Nights
Reason #4,562 why hanging out with Burt Reynolds rules: With the wave of a finger, he can make Heather Graham slip out of everything but her rollerskates and mount you on a fine Corinthian leather sofa. That’s class! And Heather’s anything but shy about showing the goods, which is why we love her.
7. Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
Kathy Bates and Jack Nicholson buck naked in a Jacuzzi. Now, if this were 1968…actually, it’d still be pretty gross. Yes, we’re kidding. Consider this a palate-cleanser before we move on to #6. We didn’t want you getting all hot and bothered at work. All set? Good. Let’s move on… [Editor's note: Disgusting. Photo omitted.]
 6. Reese Witherspoon in Twilight
OK, this isn’t exactly a comedic romp and, honestly, the only thing notable about this movie is Reese’s topless scene. And the only thing notable about Reese’s topless scene is that, well, this is it, fellas. She’s a Serious Actress™ now, so she won’t be flaunting the sweater puppies ever again. Grab the opportunity while you can.
 5. Denise Richards in Wild Things
Neve Campbell can keep her no-nudity clause, because even she couldn’t dampen our appreciation of Wild Things’ champagne-drenched threesome. Richards had no problem getting down and dirty, which is why we’re still talking about her today. Campbell? Not so much. And before you say Wild Things isn’t a comedy, we defy you to watch it without laughing.
 4. Rebecca de Mornay in Risky Business
She was way too much woman for a high school kid to handle—especially a high school-aged Tom Cruise—but her full-frontal nude scene made a man out of every guy who was of appropriate age in 1983, and you know who you are. Not to mention Rebecca also made prostitution cool long before Julia Roberts.
 3. The Pi Delta Pi Girls in Revenge of the Nerds
Yes, every last one of you. When the nerds get the brilliant idea to hook up surveillance cameras in the Pi sorority house, we’re treated to a parade of naked, perky extras. This one went for quality and quantity, and scored on both counts. And let’s just say Takashi wasn’t the only one who learned what “hair pie” meant.
 2. Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
The standard against which teen movie nudity is measured. It may not be the most graphic or revealing, but it had all the key elements: A hot young actress you’ve been dying to see topless (erm, Phoebe), a completely gratuitous set-up (Judge Reinhold’s masturbatory day dream), and a hilarious pay-off (she walks in on him mid-jerk). It’s bulletproof, and it’s a classic.
 1. Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie
A question for the ladies: If you find yourself in a teenage boy’s bedroom and he happens to leave the room for a second, do you immediately take off all your clothes and admire yourself in his mirror? No? Exactly. That’s why Nadia changed the way we look at movie nude scenes. And that’s why you aren’t Shannon Elizabeth. Well, that and probably some other things, too.
Now, you might have noticed, with the exception of the Ali Larter photo, none of those above actually depict the nude scene in question. Well, it is Maxim, you know.
Gone Hollywood goes above the call, though, and searches out the images in question. They’re thumbnailed below the fold. Merry Christmas.
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