Check out this short clip from the upcoming celebration of testosterone known as The Expendables. In it, Jason Statham has decided to beat the crap out of several dudes on a basketball court because Charisma Carpenter is watching him, and chicks get all kinds of horny when they witness the ruthless beating of several men.
It’s science.
The Expendables also stars Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, and Bruce Willis. The movie will be smacking to in the face with several hundred years worth of combined badassery on August 13.
source: Watch Jason Statham Teach Charisma Carpenter To Play Basketball The Expendables Way [Cinema Blend]
The Monocular Group has put out a remixed trailer for the upcoming movie The Expendables, starring pretty much every action hero ever.
This trailer is a call to arms for all of us men out there. No longer will we allow our blood and guts action flicks to be buried under a landslide of twinkly-ass pedophile vampires and feel good chick flicks. We must take a stand.
August 13, we must take back what is ours. Say “no” to Julia Roberts! Say “nay” to Eat, Pray, Love!
We are letting teenage girls dictate what movies Hollywood makes. This crap has got to stop. Take your manly ass to the theater on August 13. Shell out a few bucks to support some good old fashioned violence.
