Paris Hilton Realizes That Bras Are Pointless – The Superficial

P. Diddy Wants To Be The Fifth Arctic Monkey – Holy Moly

Sophia Bush Flaunts Her Stems – F-Listed

Guess Whose Sexy Belly – Popbytes

Katie Holmes’ Brother-In-Law Dies Suddenly – Celebrity Smack

Matthew McConaughey Couldn’t Find A Vadge – Celeb News Wire

Michelle Rodriguez Is “Born Again” – Fatback Media

Gwyneth Paltrow Sucks At Blind Items – Celeb Warship

Dominoes Pizza Workers Tainting Food – Ninja Dude

What Happened To Rupert Everett’s Face?!?? – ICYDK

Miley Cyrus Makes No Sense – Websters Is My Bitch

Emma Roberts Is All Skull And Bones – Pacific Coast News

Heidi Klum Is Pregnant Again – Hollywood Dame

Brad Garrett Offends Muslims – Celebitchy

Drew Barrymore Does David Letterman – Allie Is Wired