Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

This week, we had some really good and downright funny quotes from celebrities. We’ve got Adam Sandler talking to Conan O’Brien this week, along with John Mayer’s sex talk and who could forget Shania Twain’s “American Idol” compliment?

“I have some presence of psychological damage from the past 36 months. I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too.”

– John Mayer, on the negative effects fame has had on his romantic life, to “Rolling Stone”

“Any man I find, they’re going to be darn lucky!”

– Jessica Simpson, tooting her own horn at the Television Critics Association press tour

“I was very surprised and, yes, you have a beautiful bottom end.”

– “American Idol” guest judge Shania Twain, awkwardly praising Idol hopeful John Park

“I was shocked and appalled – because she only paid $30,000.”

– Fellow plastic surgery buff Joan Rivers, pointing out the real crime in Heidi Montag’s multiple surgical procedures, on “The Wendy Williams Show”

“If it gets people in the seats, yes, Zac Efron and the Twilight guy. All the Twilight guys – every one of them with their shirts off, and Will Smith.”

– Justin Bartha, joking about the rumored cast of the sequel to “Hangover”, to “Access Hollywood”

“I love people too much to cook for them!”

– Drew Barrymore, to “People”

“God bless her that she likes older guys. And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years – Viagra, Cialis – that can make us all feel younger.”

– Michael Douglas, 65, on bridging the 25-year age gap between him and wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, to “AARP” magazine

“Go through my high school yearbooks – I always looked like a f– weirdo.”

– Pop upstart Ke$ha, on how her rebellious image isn’t just an act, to “EW”

“I don’t know what to say, but Meryl’s a good kisser.”

– Sandra Bullock, after lip-locking with Streep, with whom she shared best actress honors at the Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards

“Somethin’ that’s been bother me, and I think botherin’ all of America is we haven’t seen you cry yet. I’m nervous about the shooting rampage if you don’t.”

-Adam Sandler to Conan O’Brien on “The Tonight Show”

What was your favorite quote?

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

Popularity: unranked [?]

Katie Price Is Stupid & Links To Hollywood

Chelsea Handler Calls Katie Price Stupid – Tabloid Prodigy

Adam Lambert Used To Be Fat? – Pop Eater

Is Drew Barrymore Drunk Or Happy? – City Rag

Taylor Swift’s Dirty Edit Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

It’s Sandra Bullock’s New Look: Cholariffic! – OMG! Blog

Megan Fox Tries Too Hard To Be Sexy – Holy Moly

Suri Cruise Hearts High Heels – Celebrity Smack

Heather Graham Blamed For Barack Obama’s Presidency – Celeb News Wire

Alec Baldwin To Give Up Acting When The World Ends – Wonderwall

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo Are Still Doing It – Popbytes

Lady Gaga Falls On Her Butt! – Hollywire

Khloe & Kim Kardashian & Full Of Crap – The Superficial

Are You Too Fat To Graduate? – College Candy

Nick Hogan Is Still Murder On Wheels – Litely Salted

Jennifer Garner Gets All Dolled Up – ICYDK

Britney Spears’ Weave Looks Jacked Up – Pacific Coast News

Lady Gaga Wants To Shove Fans Into Her Boobs – Ninja Dude

David Hasselhoff Was In The Nuthouse – Fatback Media

Ashley Greene Thinks Vampires Have Better Sex Lives – Anything Hollywood

Miranda Kerr Invites You To Come On In – F-Listed

Kristin Cavallari Was Molested By A Stripper – Hollywood Dame

Courtney Love & DJ Qualls Hook Up – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Top 10 Actresses Past Their Expiration Date

Spike have come up with a list of 10 actresses who they believe need to retire from the movie business, take a look and see what you think….

10. Nicole Kidman

Kidman was one of the sexiest actresses around for a long, long time – she’s kept her shiny gloss for nigh on twenty years now. And she’s probably aged better than anyone else on this list, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t gone past her “Use By” date. Her face has begun to look like an evil bubble, those beady little eyes bearing down on whomever dares draw near.

It’s easy to see why Tom Cruise would have grown tired of this uptight Aussie getting up in his grill every night. And after the bomb that was Australia, I think it’s clear that audiences are not drawn to her in droves anymore (were they ever?). Kidman works best now as a villain or a mom. She and Keith Urban deserve each other.

9. Teri Hatcher

Teri Hatcher first came to our attention in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman and a classic episode of Seinfeld in the mid-’90s. And she was pretty darn hot. Skinny, large-breasted, big eyes, and an even bigger smile…there really wasn’t much not to like about her. Sure, her acting chops were never anything to write home about, but dang if she didn’t know how to stand around and look pretty.

Oh, how times change. Though she continues her television work in Desperate Housewives, her days of hotness have most definitely come to an end. She got the skinny thing down, but then she kept getting skinnier. And skinnier, and skinnier, and skinnier, until we couldn’t even remember what it was we liked about her so much to begin with. She now looks like a scary mix between Michael Jackson and the mummy of King Tut. This is not what we want to be looking at having affairs with the pool boy and the next door neighbor.

Someone get this woman a cheeseburger on the double.

8, Drew Barrymore

Okay, let’s be honest: Drew Barrymore was never really all that hot. In fact, hot was never the appropriate adjective for her. She was cute as a little kid in E.T. and sometimes adorable in her twenties, and now…well, now she’s just another talking chubby face attached to a chubby body that should know better than to be projected on a giant movie screen.

The tragedy is that at 34, Barrymore doesn’t even come close to being old. But there are only so many romantic comedies she can foul up with that Batman chin of hers and that I’m-so-adorable-and-don’t-even-know-it voice that shreds your ears like a cheese grater. Enough is enough. Someone do the right thing and get this woman in the plus-size section of a JCPenney catalogue, stat!

7, Helen Hunt

Helen Hunt was actually aging very gracefully for a while; she was lovelier with each successive film she starred in. The movies she chose weren’t always winners (What Women Want, Pay It Forward) but hell if she didn’t look good acting in them. In Castaway you really feel bad for Tom Hanks because of how bad fate screwed him over – he lost a damn fine woman!

And then along came anorexia. In the last film she starred in, Then She Found Me (also her directorial debut) she looked like an emaciated victim of malnutrition on the brink of death. The movie should have been called Then She Found My Skeleton Walking Around and Talking. Because that’s what it looked like was going on: a corpse had been reanimated and given some heartfelt lines to say. It was more than a bit frightening, and somewhat perplexing, that someone so intelligent would buy into the unattractive Hollywood fad of self-starvation.

6. Renee Zellweger

Renee Zellweger has always walked the fine line between cute and hot, and usually fell on the side of cute. But these days she doesn’t fit in either. Her squinty-eyed circle of a face often seems like a pumpkin that’s been ham-handedly carved into a woman, and it’s not something most people care to spend too much time looking at.

It doesn’t help that she’s continually starring in stupid movies, or movies that she doesn’t really belong in. Leatherheads, Appaloosa, New in Town…none of these movies have done well and it doesn’t seem like an accident that she’s been the female lead in all three of them.

There was once a time when Zellweger’s cutesy, girl-next-door qualities were called for. And then the credits rolled at the end of Jerry Maguire.

5. Lindsay Lohan

That’s right. At the tender age of 23, Lohan has already worn out her welcome with moviegoers. Jack Nicholson has publicly declared that he’ll never act in a movie she’s in – Jack Nicholson! I mean, come on, you know it’s bad when one of the original bad boys has had enough of your shenanigans.

If it’s not one thing it’s another. Lohan is either flashing her vagina or doing another stint in rehab or banging up her brand new zillion dollar car…it just never ends. And that’s fine. This is America, she’s free to come out of the closet and jump back in and burst back out, and do it all while high on cocaine and driving to her next session of rehab without any underwear on. That’s cool, it’s her prerogative. Free country.

But we don’t want to have to pay 10 to 15 bucks to look at this tore up ho no mo’. Somebody get her a sitcom or a long session of electroshock therapy, just get her the hell out of the movies. Please.

4. Sarah Jessica Parker

Some of you cynics out there are saying, “Come on, Sarah Jessica Parker? Was she ever pretty?” To which I have a very simple answer: the 1980s. Girl was halfway decent. Twenty years ago.

But, in all seriousness, she had some game back when she did Girls Just Want to Have Fun (don’t pretend like you haven’t seen it), Flight of the Navigator, and Footloose. In other words, back before she became HBO’s reining queen of materialistic shallowness. And she’s actually done some fine acting in recent films like The Family Stone and Smart People.

Nonetheless, her expiration date has long since passed, and at this point it’s hard not to make comparisons to Mr. Ed and Henry Kissinger whenever we see her prance across the small and large screens all dolled up like Cinderella, marketing some crappy movie or makeup. We’ve had enough.

Girls might just want to have fun, but guys just want to have movie stars to look at who don’t make their retinas puke. Is that really so much to ask for?

3, Meg Ryan

For a while it was looking like Meg Ryan was going to be able to scrunch up her nose and melt the hearts of America for the rest of eternity. She proved that just because you starred in one hit romantic comedy with Tom Hanks didn’t mean you couldn’t make the exact same movie all over again five years later and have it become just as big a hit. For that we have her to thank.

But time has finally caught up with Ryan and it is not a pretty sight. She’s begun to look like Mickey Rourke’s twin sister, her face all puffed up and de-wrinkled from Botox. We would probably feel kind of sad about it all if we weren’t so damn sick of her. Can anyone remember the last time they saw her in a movie that didn’t annoy the living crap out of them? Anyone? Anyone?

Me neither.

2. Cameron Diaz

There were a solid six years when Cameron Diaz charmed our pants off. From her grand entrance in The Mask to Charlie’s Angels, she was looking pretty fine. Her million dollar smile, her blonde locks, and her effervescent energy combined to give us a classic American babe. Now we look forward to her work in Shrek 4 because we won’t have to look at her.

Along the way Diaz has kept her airheaded personality, but she doesn’t really look the part anymore. Her face looks like a worn-in baseball glove when she smiles and she appears tired and ill-kempt when she isn’t wearing five pounds of makeup. Must the studios keep foisting her upon us as the “Hot Girl” when we’ve got the likes of Megan Fox and Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt to pick from?

1. Julia Roberts

You have to hand it to her, Julia Roberts was America’s Sweetheart for a real long stretch. She really hung in there, and she definitely had her share of detractors along the way. But she always kept her head up and moved past whatever personal scandal or cinematic failure cropped up. She was a one-of-a-kind movie star, and she pretty reliably brought in the box office.

Somewhere along the way things changed and she wasn’t quite as ravishing as she once was. She hasn’t aged as terribly as some of the ladies on this list, but she’s certainly begun to display the ravages of time. Between Ocean’s Eleven and Ocean’s Twelve the numbers started to show. By the time she appeared in Charlie Wilson’s War her eye sockets appeared to be empty caves from which two orbs of desperation peered into the abyss.

It’s quite possible that Roberts will continue to dazzle and amaze us for many more years, and she might even hold onto the title of America’s Sweetheart for longer still. But people have already begun to show less interest in her films and the studios will soon realize they can’t bank upon her appeal to men and women alike any longer: her throne is in danger.

Queen Elizabeth the first was praised as the beautiful Virgin Queen until the day of her death at age sixty nine. But none of her subjects truly believed there was a hottie underneath all those layers of white make up and frilly dresses. They just kind of got used to the title.

I agree with them all except for Drew Barrymore, thoughts?

source: The Top 10 Actresses Past Their Expiration Date [Spike]

Popularity: unranked [?]

Then & Now: The Most Successful Child Stars

You know how it goes, stage parents throw their children into so they can live their failed attempts at stardom and also make a fortune from their children. Usually the kid ends up in rehab for drugs and alcohol. But this is not always the case as you can see from the following child stars up made a long lasting career out of it.

DREW BARRYMORE, Age: 34
Years in Show Business: 33

The fourth generation in an acting family, Drew appeared in a commercial when she was eleven months old. After winning over audiences at age six in “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial,” Drew had some tough teenage years. But she came back as a grown-up star, and now she has her first movie as a director, “Whip It.”

CHRISTIAN BALE, Age: 35
Years in Show Business: 23

Though he appeared in some TV movies beforehand, Bale’s first major role was as the lead in Steven Spielberg’s “Empire of the Sun.” Since then, his star has steadily risen. Last year, he played the Caped Crusader in “The Dark Knight,” one of the highest-grossing movies ever. This year, he starred in a pair of summer blockbusters: “Terminator Salvation” and “Public Enemies.”

JODIE FOSTER, Age: 46
Years in Show Business: 43

A Coppertone Girl at age three, Jodie was doing guest spots on TV by six. While shooting her first movie, Disney’s “Napoleon and Samantha,” 10-year-old Jodie was picked up and mauled by her lion costar. It left her with scars, but didn’t diminish her drive. She went on to win two Best Actress Oscars, continues to star in hits like “The Brave One,” and is currently directing her third feature.

ELIJAH WOOD, Age: 28
Years in Show Business: 21

After appearing in a Paula Abdul video in 1988, Elijah got a one-line part in “Back to the Future Part II.” He got critical attention for 1990′s “Avalon,” and in his review for 1994′s “The War,” Roger Ebert called him, “the most talented actor in his age group in Hollywood history.” He lobbied hard to earn the role of Frodo Baggins in “The Lord of the Rings,” and the enormous popularity of the three films made him famous worldwide.

CHRISTINA RICCI, Age: 29
Years in Show Business: 23

Like many others, Christina was a child model until she got her first acting gig in the 1990 movie “Mermaids” with Cher. After the success of “The Addams Family,” she became known for quirky and sometimes dark roles. She started taking on more adult roles with the bawdy “The Opposite of Sex,” and got great reviews starring with Samuel L. Jackson in “Black Snake Moan.”

LEONARDO DICAPRIO, Age: 34
Years in Show Business: 19

Leo is a late-comer compared to some, getting his first break at 15 on the short-lived TV version of “Parenthood” in 1990. He appeared on the last season of “Growing Pains,” but really got attention starring with Robert De Niro in 1993′s “This Boy’s Life.” The next year he was Oscar nominated for “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.” And then he was in the biggest movie of all-time. Next up: his fourth movie with Martin Scorsese, “Shutter Island.”

SCARLETT JOHANSSON, Age: 24
Years in Show Business: 15

Johansson got her start at the tender age of nine with a bit part in Rob Reiner’s box-office dud “North.” Now she’s a bona-fide A-lister. Next year, she will star as the duplicitous Black Widow opposite Robert Downey Jr. in “Iron Man 2.”

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, Age: 36
Years in Show Businesses: 21

Harris’ first big role was in 1988′s “Clara’s Heart” with Whoopi Goldberg, but he really hit the limelight when he landed the lead in the TV series “Doogie Howser, M.D.” Now, he stars in another top-rated series, “How I Met Your Mother,” along with playing a twisted version of himself in two “Harold & Kumar” movies.

REESE WITHERSPOON, Age: 33
Years in Show Business: 19

Reese auditioned for a bit part in “The Man in the Moon” on a lark and wound up with the lead. She’s since gone on to win an Oscar for her turn as June Carter Cash in “Walk the Line.” This year, she could be heard in “Monsters vs. Aliens.”

SETH GREEN, Age: 35
Years in Show Business: 25

Green first major role was in the 1984 Jodie Foster movie “The Hotel New Hampshire,” and he played Woody Allen’s younger self in “Radio Days.” He’s since gone on to play memorable parts in “Austin Powers,” “The Italian Job,” and most recently “Sex Drive,” along with creating the stop-motion animated series “Robot Chicken.”

NATALIE PORTMAN, Age: 28
Years in Show Business: 15

Portman first role was in Luc Besson’s “The Professional” (aka “Leon”) in 1994. After she took a brief hiatus to go to Harvard, Portman went on to star in Oscar-nominated movies and crowd-pleasing blockbusters. She costarred with fellow former child star Scarlett Johannson in “The Other Boleyn Girl,” and watch for her in the 2011 Marvel flick “Thor.”

JASON BATEMAN, Age: 40
Years in Show Business: 28

Jason’s first job was in 1981 on TV’s “Little House on the Prairie,” starting at age 12. He tried unsuccessfully to break out into movies with 1987′s “Teen Wolf Too.” After some lean years in the ’90s, he bounced back with a Golden Globe win for “Arrested Development,” and this year he’s in five movies, including the lead role in “Extract.”

KIRSTEN DUNST, Age: 27
Years in Show Business: 24

At three years old, Kirsten was a child model in commercials, and at eight made her film debut in Woody Allen’s section of “New York Stories.” She made a big impression kissing Brad Pitt when she was only 10 in “Interview with a Vampire.” Since then she had huge hits with the “Spider-Man” movies and showed of her majestic side as “Marie Antoinette.”

KURT RUSSELL, Age: 58
Years in Show Business: 46

At age 12, Kurt appeared in the 1963 movie “It Happened at the World’s Fair” starring Elvis Presley. 16 years later, he played Elvis in the TV movie about his life. That was his first film with director John Carpenter, who then turned Kurt into an action star with “Escape From New York.” Kurt was still doing action — and his own stunt driving — in 2007′s “Grindhouse.”

JENNIFER CONNELLY, Age: 38
Years in Show Business: 27

Jennifer got her start in the biz at age 14 when she landed a role in Sergio Leone’s “Once Upon a Time in America,” but her career took off two years later when she was cast as the lead in “Labyrinth” opposite David Bowie. In 2001, Connelly won an Oscar for her performance in “A Beautiful Mind,” and this past year she starred in “The Day the Earth Stood Still.”

RON HOWARD, Age: 55
Years in Show Business: 50

Ron Howard has had three stages of his career: as a child actor, starting at age five on “The Andy Griffith Show” and then in movies like “The Music Man”; then as a young adult star in “American Graffiti” and “Happy Days”; and his current incarnation as the Oscar-winning director of “A Beautiful Mind” and hit-making film and TV producer.

source: Split Screen: Most Successful Child Stars [yahoo movies]

Popularity: unranked [?]

Playground Fail & Links To Hollywood

Playground Fail – Tabloid Prodigy

PopEater Goes Behind The Bell With Dustin Diamond – Pop Eater

Britney Spears Is The British Pippi Longstocking – OMG Blog!

Kanye West Demands Chicken – Celeb News Wire

Drew Barrymore Whips It – Celebrity Smack

T.R. Knight Does Something After Grey’s Anatomy – Popbytes

Lady Gaga Wants People To Look At Her Crotch – The Superficial

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Lil Wayne Groupie Scorned – F-Listed

Madonna Wants Another Baby Besides Jesus? – Splash News

Goldie Hawn Looks Like Total Crap – Pacific Coast News

Suri Cruise Is Pimpin’ A $3 Million Wardrobe – Websters Is My Bitch

Adam Lambert Is Rockin’ The Pornstache – Hollywire

Heather Locklear Has Seen Better Days! – Drunken Stepfather

Robert Pattinson Is Going To Be The New Captain Jack Sparrow? – Hollywood Dame

Someone’s Turning Lauren Conrad’s Book Into A Movie – ICYDK

Pink Shows Off Her Sparkly Girlie Bits – College Candy

Kate Gosselin Is A Diva On Ice – Anything Hollywood

Spencer Pratt To Cut Off His Nuts? – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Top 10 Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

We’ve scoured the internet for the top ten celebrity quotes for the week and we’ve got some goodies for you. We’ve got President Obama, Craig Ferguson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and more!

“Oh, he’s my least favorite.”

– Boston Red Sox fan Jennifer Garner, after being asked to kiss a picture of Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, on “The Jay Leno Show”

“I’m very peeved Halloween only comes once a year.”

– Drew Barrymore, wishing she could go out in public more often without being recognized, to “InStyle”

“I think it’s important to realize that I was black before the election.”

– President Barack Obama, finding humor in the suggestion that he’s facing criticism because of his race, on “The Late Show with David Letterman”

“I’m unemployed now, and I’d like to be on Mad Men. I also like The Office and 24.”

– A sobbing Kristin Chenoweth, accepting an Emmy for best supporting actress in a comedy series for her canceled show, “Pushing Daisies”

“If you’re going to go, isn’t that a great way to go – with a hot guy sucking on your neck?”

– Jennifer Love Hewitt, explaining her obsession with “Twilight” hottie Rob Pattinson, on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

“We had choose Jewish or Mormon in our family, so obviously I was like, ‘I’ll take the dradle.’”

– Chelsea Handler, explaining her family dynamics on her talk show

“I really am in love with my hose.”

– Regis Philbin, on the breathing apparatus he uses to help his sleep apnea, on “Live! With Regis and Kelly”

“I’d trade this to look like him.”

– Alec Baldwin, accepting his best actor in a comedy series Emmy Award from the Rob Lowe

“It’s kinda our version of The Jay Leno Show, really – but we give more skin, less chin.”

– Craig Ferguson, on CBS’s various CSI spin-offs, on his late night show

“We’re going after Sesame Street, so watch out.”

– The Office’s Jenna Fischer, on what her onscreen pregnancy will mean for the competition, to “EW”

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

Popularity: unranked [?]

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Drew Barrymore & Ellen Page Share A Kiss

What do we have here? It’s only Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page sharing a little kiss in the new issue of Marie Claire magazine.

I don’t particularly find either of these women hot, but whenever straight women share a lesbian kiss it gets my attention.

I guess that’s what they were aiming for – to get our attention for their new movie that Drew also directed , Whip it, which is about roller skating.

If you fancy roller skating with them and seeing if they kiss again (unlikely) then you could head to the premiere in Detroit on September 11.

Straight women kissing is hot, even when it is Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page.

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source: Drew and Ellen ~kiss~ [ONTD]

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Kim Kolciak Murders Your Ears & Links To Hollywood

Kim Zolciak Wants To Murder Your Ears – F-Listed

Want To Lay Alongside Marilyn Monroe? – Popeater

Jon Gosselin Is Still A Douchebag – Surprised? – The Superficial

Puppy Video Love… All Together Now: Awww! – City Rag

Lady Gaga In Her Most Outrageous Outfit Yet – Holy Moly

Rejected MTV Movie Award Shorts – College Humor

Heidi Montag Admits Her Playboy Pics Sucked – Websters Is My Bitch

Kristen Stewart Looking Homeless – Is This For A Role? – Splash News

Video: The Evolution Of A Breakup In 2 Weeks – College Candy

Shane West Needs To Eat Something – ICYDK

What Is OctoMom Doing In Tunisia? – DListed

Thanks For Destroying My Memories, LionsGate! – Seriously OMG

Drew Barrymore Looks Straight Outta The 80′s – I’m Not Obsessed

A Reporter Gets Owned By Jamie-Lynn Sigler – Agent Bedhead

Concrete Meet Mischa Barton – Yeeeah!

Jessica Simpson To Work For Peanuts & Wine? – Popbytes

New Site: Crappy Taxidermy – Tabloid Prodigy

Caption This Beautiful Creature – The Dirty

Someone Should Tell Brooke Hogan She Sucks – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Links To Hollywood – #307

Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Make Me Want To Yak – The Superficial

Dustin “Screech” Diamond With Hot Chicks? – F-Listed

Gary Dourdan Has A Girlfriend? – Celebslam

Joaquin Phoenix Goes Crazy While Buying A Cape – Hollywood Dame

Wrigley’s Drops Chris Brown – Anything Hollywood

Antonio Banderas Is Embarrassed – City Rag

Jon Gosselin Parties With Hailey – Popeater

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Aren’t Acting – Celebrity Smack

Leighton Meester Calls Her Sex Tape A Fake – Celeb News Wire

Kelly Clarkson Likes To Eat – Fatback Media

Katherine Heigl Is A Total Klutz – Websters Is My Bitch

Elisabetta Canalis Was Stalking George Clooney? – ICYDK

Selena Gomez & Her Texas Waffle Maker – Ninja Dude

Lindsay Lohan Sprays Her Biggest Fans – Pacific Coast News

Sienna Miller In GQ – Amy Grindhouse

Heather Graham Is At The Beach – Yeeeah!

Lady Gaga Covers FHM Germany – Derek Hail

Billy Mays Had Cocaine In His System When He Died – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston – Top Earning Actresses

It’s that time of again, when we all (or most of us) read articles like this and then think of our bank accounts and cry ourselves to sleep, because Forbes have just released Hollywood’s Top-Earning Actresses.

Brad Pitt must do something good to women because Angelina Jolie tops the list while his ex wife Jennifer Aniston is right behind her.

Most of Angelina’s money came from the $341 million that her movie Wanted made, plus she got a chunk of money from her next movie, Salt.

As for Jennifer’s money, her film Marley & Me made abotu $244 million, she gets money from being the spokesperson for SmartWater, she got money for her next film The Baster and of course she still rakes in cash from Friends residuals.

The top 15 list looks like this:
1: Angelina Jolie – $27 million
2: Jennifer Aniston – $25 million
3: Meryl Streep – $24 million
4: Sarah Jessica Parker – $23 million
5: Cameron Diaz – $20 million
6: Sandra Bullock – $15 million
6: Reese Witherspoon – $15 million
8: Nicole Kidman – $12 million
8: Drew Barrymore – $12 million
10: Renee Zellweger – $10 million
11: Cate Blanchett – $8 million
12: Anne Hathaway, $7 million
12: Halle Berry, $7 million
14: Scarlett Johansson, $5.5 million
15: Kate Winslet, $2 million

According to Forbes, The Top 10 women earned a combined $183 million compared to $393 million for the Top 10 men. And they said sexism was dead?

Popularity: unranked [?]

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Links To Hollywood – #277

The Jackson Family Releases A Statement – Holy Moly

Guess Who’s Daisy Duking It Out! – City Rag

Bruno Does A Little Bump N Grind For Conan – F-Listed

Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Results Deferred – Popeater

Michael Jackson’s Hollywood Blvd. Star – Popbytes

Shia LaBeouf Bangs His Fans – Celebrity Smack

Drew Barrymore…And Squirrels?!?? – Celeb News Wire

Jeff Goldblum Is Not Dead – Fatback Media

Celebrating Michael Jackson’s Best Jams – Celeb Warship

Michael Jackson’s 911 Call: ‘He’s Not Breathing’ – ICYDK

No One Is Paying Attention To Paris Hilton Today – Websters Is My Bitch

Corey Feldman At Larry King Today – Pacific Coast News

Jackie Kennedy Seduced Marlon Brando? – Hollywood Dame

AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini – The Superficial

Kim Kardashian Wants To Record An Album – Anything Hollywood

Amy Winehouse Greeting Cards? – Celebitchy

Jennifer Lopez Lets It All Hang Out! – News Toob

Britney Spears Blasts Liam Gallagher! – Socialite Life

Lady Gaga For Maxim – Derek Hail

Jason Statham Is Better Than You – Celebslam

Farrah Fawcett’s Funeral Is Set For Tuesday – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Links To Hollywood – #262

Lindsay Lohan Has A Little Present For You – The Superficial

What’s The Goop On Gwyneth Paltrow’s Legs? – PopEater

Adam Levine – Just Because He’s Cute – Popbytes

The New Kendra Wilkinson Stripper Pole – F-Listed

Who Dares Question The Mighty Oprah? – Websters Is My Bitch

Rod Stewart In His Speedos – Holy Moly

Kristen Stewart Is Smoking – City Rag

Audrina Patridge Calls Carl’s Jr. – Celebrity Smack

Ashlee Simpson Fights Over Pete Wentz? – Celeb News Wire

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Are Back Together – Pacific Coast News

Kristin Cavallari Is Already Bringing The Drama – Celebitchy

Kristen Stewart Makes Modeling Look Hard – Celeb Warship

Sienna Miller Is Boss Orange – Socialite Life

Eminem Was In On The Bruno Stunt – Fatback Media

Lance Armstrong’s Baby Max – Hollywood Dame

No Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag? No Problem – ICYDK

Boob Showdown: Heather Graham Vs. Kristen Bell – Ninja Dude

Hugh Jackman Needs To Take Off That Stupid Hat – Yeeeah!

Sammy Hagar Trades In The Stale Music For Fresh Fish – Meet The Famous

Lucy Wolvert Wants To Move In With George Clooney – Anything Hollywood

Ciara Is One Hot Performer – News Toob

Dave Matthews Smiles In The Rain – Busy Bee Blogger

Melissa Joan Hart Opens Mouth, Inserts Foot – Allie Is Wired

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Links To Hollywood – #251

Natalie Cole Gets A Kidney Transplant – PopEater

Moose Knuckles Are On The Rise – City Rag

Britney Spears In A Bikini – The Superficial

Did Jennifer Aniston Walk In On Brad & Angelina? – Popbytes

Get This: Brief Jerky – The Beef Jerky Underwear – F-Listed

Katrina Darrell On American Idol Tonight – Celebrity Smack

Kingston Rossdale Is A Punk Rocker – Celeb News Wire

Chad Kroeger Keeps It Real In London – Holy Moly

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Too Frail To Have Her Own Kids – Fatback Media

Matt Damon And His Shorties – Celeb Warship

Jon & Kate Gosselin: Famewhoring, Fortune-Craving Desperate Liars – Ninja Dude

John Mayer Is Still A Douchebag – ICYDK

Drew Barrymore Takes Pride In Her Appearance – Websters Is My Bitch

Reese Witherspoon Gets Her Pilates On – Pacific Coast News

Kate Hudson Is Dating Alex Rodriguez – Yeeeah!

Randy Jackson Wants To Create A Woman’s Handbag Line – Anything Hollywood

Kanye West Is The Master Of Laughs – DListed

Rihanna Has Got Herself A New Man! – Hollywood Dame

Tila Tequila Tweeted That She’s Pregnant – Celebitchy

Transformers & Harry Potter Joins The MTV Movie Awards! – Busy Bee Blogger

Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Like To Flush! – Allie Is Wired

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Links To Hollywood – #229

Board Celebrities – City Rag

Kylie Minogue’s Most Annoying Song? – Holy Moly

Paris Hilton Is Just As Confused As You Are – The Superficial

Michael Bay’s Movie Making Formula – F-Listed

Drew Barrymore Scores A Fashion Hit – Popbytes

VH1′s New Trainwreck Show: Daisy Of Love – Celebrity Smack

Amy Winehouse Is Writing A Children’s Book? – Celeb News Wire

People Still Stalk Britney Spears? – Fatback Media

Elisha Cuthbert Gets Hit By A Car – ICYDK

Brad Pitt Flew To France To Get Away From Angelina – Celebitchy

Rihanna’s Night Out Without Chris Brown – Pacific Coast News

Suri Cruise Turns Three! – Websters Is My Bitch

Seal Confirms Heidi Klum’s Pregnancy News – Celeb Warship

See Miley Cyrus’ Official Music Video for ‘The Climb’ – Allie is Wired

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