If you’re a guy that has built a motorized bar stool and was lucky enough to make it to a bar and back, unnoticed, then count yourself lucky. If you happened to crash on your contraption, common sense might tell you to just deal with it.
Not this guy. Kyle Wygle was the unlucky fool that happened to come up with such an idea, then consume “about 15 beers”. When he wrecked the motorized stool, he called 911. Not too bright, if you ask me.
Paramedics responded along with the police. The officer questioned Wygle only to find his speech slurred and that he drank “a lot” of beers previously.
The officer deemed the contraption a “vehicle” and performed several field sobriety tests on Wygle, all of which he failed. Wygle was then charged with DUI and driving without a license.
Some people aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. Wygle was said to be going 20 mph on the stool, which has a maximum speed of 38 mph. Neighbors cited a “strange looking machine” pass by their homes on his street.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a trial.
Rip Torn apparently had too much of the Christmas spirit(s), at least according to Connecticut’s finest.
The 30 Rock costar pleaded not guilty Monday to two counts stemming from a Dec. 14 drunken driving arrest.
The 77-year-old was rung up on charges of illegal operation of a motor vehicle while under the influence and failure to drive in the proper lane after cops caught him cruising the breakdown lane of Route 44 with a Christmas tree tied to the roof of his Subaru. Torn lives in Salisbury, Conn., near the New York border.
Police say the actor botched part of a field sobriety exam and then refused to continue, insisting the ground wasn’t level enough. He also refused a breath test.
Torn, who currently plays Alec Baldwin’s back-from-a-coma boss Don Geiss on 30 Rock and is best known for the Men in Black films and his Emmy-winning role on The Larry Sanders Show, is due back in court Jan. 28.
In 2007, Torn pleaded guilty in a New York court to driving while impaired. He was fined and lost his license. In 2004, a Manhattan jury acquitted him of driving drunk and causing a fender-bender.
An allegedly drunk Brandon Davis caused Pink to turn red this morning!
The ex of Mischa Barton and shameful oil heir was seen walking out of a liquor store on Sunset Blvd. at 1 A.M. on Monday, Dec 1st, after a night of partying at the Viper Room.
The Mercedes-driving socialite backed into a BMW SUV belonging to Pink while trying to leave the parking lot. The singer’s car was seriously banged up, and it was all caught on video by the paparazzi!
After a brief meeting with Pink, both parties drove off of the premises. She did NOT look pleased and was overheard saying she wanted to look at the video of Davis smashing into her car.
Shia LaBeouf is in trouble again and this time he’s been arrested for suspicion of DUI.
Law enforcement sources tell us LaBeouf was involved in a car accident at about 3:00 AM at the corner of La Brea and Fountain in Hollywood. We’re told Shia made a left turn in front of another car and the two collided, causing Shia’s car to roll.
Paramedics were called to the scene and both parties were taken to a local hospital, but no major injuries were sustained.
LaBeouf was placed under arrest on suspicion of felony DUI after we’re told he exhibited “outward signs” of intoxication at the scene.
UPDATE: We now have more info. A law enforcement states that deputies are at the hospital right now, checking on the injuries of the victim and Shia. If the victim’s injuries are serious, Shia will be booked on suspicion of felony DUI. If the injuries are minor, Shia will be cited and released on misdemeanor DUI.
Mischa Barton was photographed topless and smoking a daisy on the cover of Nylon magazine — dead sexy.
The actress was sentenced to three years probation and to complete a three-month course in alcohol education after pleading no contest to drink driving charges in April.
Recalling the incident in the interview, Mischa admits she was shocked at her arrest, because it grouped her with other young Hollywood stars she would prefer not to be associated with.
Mischa has often attempted to disassociate herself from socialites Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, who have also been arrested for DUI in recent years.
She said: ‘That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested.
‘I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with. That was the biggest bummer for me – I didn’t leave my house. I was too embarrassed.
‘They made such a big deal out of it with these other young actresses, that, for a little bit, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.’
She added: ‘It was a stupid thing to do. But I’ve done a lot to pay back for what I did.’
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t find Mischa the least bit attractive. It’s totally not surprising that she’s wearing jeans.
source: Mischa Barton strips off for her raunchiest photoshoot ever [daily mail]
Khloe Kardashian turned herself into police this morning to begin serving her 30 day sentence for violating her probation.
Kim Kardashian’s sister was arrested last March for a DUI. She was ordered to complete an alcohol education program and community service. She felt above the law and didn’t do either one.
We all knew it was just a matter of time, before Hulk Hogan had something to say about Linda Hogan’s new boytoy.
Aside from dating a boy who is younger than her own daughter, Linda’s allowing the teen to drive uninsured vehicles and ransack Nick’s room.
Hogan told radio host Bubba the Love Sponge that Linda Hogan’s younger-than-Brooke boyfriend, Charley Hill, is causing him all sorts of trouble — driving Hulk’s uninsured motorcycle, going through Nick’s stuff and being the cause for Linda to call the cops on him.
A guy got passed-out wasted and plowed into a fleet of super-pricey whips in NYC the other night. Too bad for him, that $400,000 Maybach he hit belonged to Diddy!
Cops stated they popped jackass Charles Lorenzo for DUI last Friday after he slammed into several cars — including Diddy’s sweet ride — in front of Manhattan hotspot 1Oak.
Get this — cops say Lorenzo was so drunk when they showed up, he was ass up, passed out face down on the ground
Could you imagine the embarrassment? Seriously everyone, don’t drink and drive!
What others said:
Celebslam says, “I hope the guy has insurance, a new Maybach runs $426,000 — a bit more if you go for the nuclear engine instead of the V-12.”
In unrelated news, some blow-hole reported that Diddy changed his name again, for the record — he hasn’t.
After the Sports Illustrated swim suit model was dumped by Joe Pesci she has been finding comfort at the bottom of a bottle. Angie Everhart was arrested for a DUI. The model with a grampy fetish is currently out on a $15,000 bail.
Last Thursday Everhart was picked up for being a drunk ass behind the wheel. Cops nabbed her on the corner of Wilshire and Alexandria. According to TMZ, before she took any kind of sobriety test she wanted to piddle.
“According to an unconfirmed tip, Angie pleaded with cops to let her take a piss before submitting to a field sobriety test. After cops took her to a nearby restaurant to relieve herself, she took the test and failed. She refused to take any chemical tests because she said her attorney told her to refuse everything.”
Exactly how intoxicated she was will remain a mystery. Angie heads to court on May 15th.
DUI’s and crazy is the new black. It will only be a matter of time before the Hills brats are in mental wards for some free press. Let’s just hope they stay there.
Police have recommended to prosecutors that Richie Sambora be charged with DUI and child endangerment – stemming from his March 25 arrest.
Last week, Laguna Beach Police handed over the case to the Orange County Calif. District Attorney’s Office, which has not announced any formal charges yet.
“Because the case is under review, I can’t discuss the details,” DA spokeswoman Farrah Emami told PEOPLE. “Ultimately, we have to base our decision on the available evidence.”
If Sambora is formally charged with both misdemeanors, a jail sentence is likely, legal experts say.
“Assuming Sambora was driving with over a .08 blood-alcohol level with a passenger under 14 in the car, he’s looking at probable jail time,” says veteran DUI lawyer Lawrence Taylor, who’s not involved with the case. “But it’s possible this can be plea bargained to a lesser offense, and/or he could get rehab in lieu of jail.”
Totally agree with the charges. It’s bad enough — drinking and driving, but to do so with your child in the vehicle — that’s completely inexcusable.
source: Cops Seek Child-Endangerment Charge for Richie Sambora [people]
A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron go the way of sister-in-crime Lindsay Lohan and visit the L.A. County Morgue. He was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.
Hilton was arrested in February after cops say he drove drunk, showed them a fake ID and rammed his car into a Malibu gas station employee.
Sambora was arrested yesterday after having one too many drinks and trying to drive his drunken carcass around Laguna Beach.
The Bon Jovi guitar player was driving his black Hummer like a bat out of hell around 11 p.m. on Tuesday night. Officers pulled him over and gave Richie several field sobriety tests. After failing miserably, police booked him for a DUI. Like an idiot, he opted to take a blood test over the breathalyzer. He was then released around 4 a.m. one Wednesday.
How is that this drunken prune managed to bed Denise Richards and Heather Locklear? The man has been in and out of rehab twice and still has the same haircut he had back when men with feathered hair was hot. Now he is endangering the lives of others to drive around inebriated.
Maybe he was looking for the cast of “The Hills.”
UPDATE: Sambora had an unknown female passenger at the time of his arrest. Word has it that the passenger was his 10 year old daughter Ava. What an asshat.
As previously reported Jason Davis was busted for possession of a cocaine. It has now been revealed that the substance that landed Gummi Bear in jail wasn’t coke, but heroin. After being busted on Friday for a traffic stop, police told TMZ that he a large amount of cocaine with him. He was taken in and booked only to be released hours later on a $10,000 bail.
Breaking new reveals that his drug habits are deeper and more dangerous than originally thought. His heroin stash has landed him in with a formal felony charge and a court date which will no doubt come out of the oil heir’s allowance.
Aren’t people on heroin stereotypically gaunt? What do I know…my crack is in the form of Italian leather shoes.
“Amanda Overmyer pleaded guilty to DUI back in October 2006 near her hometown of Mulberry, In.
She received a suspended sentence of 60 days and was placed on 180 days probation, which ended in August 2007.”
According to the National Enquirer [via Showbiz Spy], on the night of her arrest Overmyer had a blood alcohol level of 0.108 and spent six hours in the Montgomery County Jail before her fiancé posted her bail.
Shoot… a lot of young Hollywood has been arrested for a DUI — Amanda will fit in beautifully.
However, after seeing her performance of “Carry On Wayward Son” from last night, I don’t think “fitting-in” in Hollywood, will be a concern for her.
Last week, Laguna Beach Police handed over the case to the Orange County Calif. District Attorney’s Office, which has not announced any formal charges yet.
A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron go the way of sister-in-crime Lindsay Lohan and visit the L.A. County Morgue. He was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.
“Amanda Overmyer pleaded guilty to DUI back in October 2006 near her hometown of Mulberry, In. 
