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5 Of Ke$ha’s Dumbest Quotes

5 Of Ke$ha's Dumbest Quotes

I absolutely cannot stand Ke$ha, sure some of her songs are fun when I’m drunk danicng but that’s all I can take because I forget it the next morning, which is why I am going to present you with her 5 dumbest quotes yet (via MTV).

1. “Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there’s a possibility of me … being psychic.” (Interview Magazine)

2. “I like to scuba dive, and I’ve done it all over the world. I’ve doven … Doven? … Diven? I’ve been diving with whales and sharks and into shipwrecks and into caves. I’m pretty much a pirate.” (MTV Buzzworthy)

3. “If you come to a live show, it’s a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you’ll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.” (Billboard)

4. “If I smear glitter on my face, you don’t have a choice — you will be more attracted to me.” (EW)

5. “I actually don’t read anything, because I feel like the haters really like to hate out loud, [and] that people who love sometimes love quietly. So I don’t really listen or look at anything. [But] in general, f— the cynics. Go be cynical … I’m having a good time. Like, who would you rather hang out with? That cynical dude or, like, me with my laser beams?” (MTV News)

And that’s all I have to say about Ke$ha.

source: The Top 5 Dumbest Ke$ha Quotes [MTV]

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Joss Stone Thinks We All Smoke Weed

Do you remember Joss Stone? She’s that obnoxious singer who sang a few good songs and became extremely annoying. Well, she has pissed off anti-drug campaigners when she said weed isn’t a drug.

Joss Stone Thinks We All Smoke Weed

Stone Stoner was speaking to Star Magazine when they asked her where she stands on the whole drug debate, she gave us this little gem of a quote…

“I smoke weed, but I don’t think it’s really a drug. It’s more of a herb. I don’t regret saying that at all. I think everyone smokes weed and people who say they don’t are lying! Weed has been given this evil stamp, but how is it dangerous? It’s going to make you laugh your arse off? You might go to sleep? I think alcohol is much more harmful. People beat the fuck out of each other on alcohol. But I don’t smoke weed all day long. I live in Devon and hardly ever go to clubs. When I do, I’ll drink three or four beers then move on to a vodka. I don’t want to take all those horrible drugs. Although some sound fun, so I might dabble now and then!”

Well the head of the National Drugs Prevention Alliance, David Raynes, wasn’t too happy when he heard what she said because he went on to say “people like Joss Stone should keep their mouths shut about things like this.”

Maybe she cant handle her drink, but I don’t go out and beat the living shit out of people when I have a drink or 10. Does she really think everyone smokes weed? I for one can honestly say I don’t. What do you think of Joss Stone‘s comments and where do you stand on the whole weed thing?

source: Joss Stone ignites drug row as she describes cannabis as less harmful than alcohol [Daily Mail]

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Katy Perry Naked In Bath Eating Pizza

I’ve probably said it before but I’m gonna say it again, I cannot stand Katy Perry and I don’t get her appeal at all. However I know a lot of people do, which is why I’m gonna post this picture.

The ever attention seeking singer took to her twitter account to post the above picture of herself lying naked in a bath while holding a food tray with a pizza on it.

The tag to go along with this picture is “why is it that after not eating for three days all I can think of is food… food is smiling at me… luring me with sexual seduction.”

She then posted the following image that shows the “future” her, after which she twittered saying “more people are saying ‘I’d still hit it’ to the future me than the me now. Super size it!”

Ugh can we all get together at one of her concerts and just tell Katy Perry to STOP.

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Paris Hilton Forgets Bra And Shows Nipples

Paris Hilton really will do anything to try and keep herself relevant these days wont she? Today the the airhead obviously forgot that London gets pretty damn cold in the winter time because she went out in a sleeveless top and no bra - showing off her nippy niples to anybody who was around.

Paris who is in London to promote the UK version of that show she did when she is looking for a best friend, managed to find herself some press earlier this week when she latched onto Lady GaGa , obviously that friendship last a whole five minutes.

To make me loathe her even more, Paris still goes on like she did about 4 years ago by pretending to be a dumb bitch. When she was asked who the British Prime Minister is she said “Yes, it’s Gordon Ramsay, isn’t it?” Mixing the Hells Kitchen chef up with the actual Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

Will someone please give this girl a brain transplant or just put her out of her misery, I don’t believe for one second she actually thought Gordon Ramsay was the British Prime Minister, she has probably eaten in Ramsay’s restaurants many times.

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But then again, I am just giving into Paris Hilton trying to make herself relevant by writing about her stupidity and pointing out she likes to show her frosty nipples off in the freezing cold weather.

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Jessica Alba Defends Being Dumb

Jessica Alba really is quite funny. She’s managed to get dragged into an argument over things that are clearly, over her head.

Jessica Alba is fuming at TMZ for calling her dumb when she called Sweden a “neutral” country last week … even though it currently has troops in Afghanistan. Sweden was a neutral country … 60 years ago.

Even though she was engaged in a debate about the current political situation in America, when she advised a reporter to “Be Sweden … be neutral” — Alba is swinging back at critics via her blog saying,

“It’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland.”

Guaranteed she meant “be Switzerland” — that phrase has been used for years and years, when advising someone to stay neutral.

TMZ has responded with,

She is absolutely correct — when the Nazis were waging war on anyone who opposed Hitler’s evil rule, Sweden remained neutral and stayed out of the war. After the war, Winston Churchill referred to Sweden as “that small, coward country.”

We apologize for not considering the political climate of the world in 1942 when we suggested she may have meant, “Be Switzerland” — a country that is currently neutral.

Our sincerest apologies.

However, the funniest response to the post was on Jessica Alba’s own blog.

You gotta love it when your own fans call you a tool.

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