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It’s that time again! Gone Hollywood is bringing you the best of the best in quotes from the rich and famous. Caution: This post mentions a vagina, granny panties and nipples. Enjoy!
“I just want to be a reality superstar @mtv once these Shores boys are done I am on the bench coach ready to make ratings PLAYBOY SPENCE BACK”
– Spencer Pratt, on how he’ll be around once the tide turns against the Jersey Shore, on Twitter
“I want my kids to know when I’m pissed, when I’m happy and when I’m confounded.”
– Julia Roberts, making her case against Botox, to Elle
“Automatically, when people first see me they’re going to say, ‘Isn’t that the guy from the Fugees?’”
– Grammy-winning hip-hop artist Wyclef Jean, telling People about his bid to become the next president of Haiti
“Amazing news about Prop8 being overturned. Now The Sun can make up engagement stories about everyone!”
– Inglourious Basterds star Eli Roth, joining the celebration of the overturning of California’s ban against same-sex marriages, on Twitter
“I have heard of women – even famous women – that due to this [relationship] removed his photo as screensavers from their computers.”
– George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, acknowledging that jealously comes with the territory of dating the two-time Sexiest Man Alive, to Vanity Fair
“It was hilarious to see Eva in granny panties and a gigantic grandmother bra. It’s almost hot … and then you get nauseous. So it’s both ends of the spectrum.”
– Will Ferrell, on costar Eva Mendes’ not-so-sexy scene from their new film The Other Guys, to People
“‘Dear Betty, congratulations on your nomination. Please try to mention my name in your acceptance speech. Love, Tina Fey.’”
– Betty White, sharing the note she received from her fellow nominee for her Outstanding Guest Actress Emmy nod for hosting SNL, on The Tonight Show
“Listen, everyone says to us, ‘It gets better. It gets better.’ That has not been my experience. It seems to be worse and worse. My wife and I were talking about splitting up but neither of us want to take the children – that’s our joke.”
– Jerry O’Connell, on raising twin toddler girls Dolly and Charlie with Rebecca Romijn, to People
“How are you going to enforce this? Confiscate her nipples?”
- Joy Behar, questioning Gisele Bündchen’s call for a mandatory breastfeeding law, on The View
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
– Lady Gaga, revealing her intimacy issues, to Vanity Fair
And there you have it! My favorite quote this week was from Eli Roth. When “Star” magazine made up that rumor about him getting engaged to Peaches Geldof, it was a bad sign. But, like the good guy that he is, he quickly denied it on his Twitter account. What was your favorite this week?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Popularity: unranked [?]
Iron Man Vs. Hugh Grant – City Rag
Pamela Bach Gets 90 Days In Jail – Pop Eater
Get Lea Michele’s Look For Less – Betty Confidential
Peaches Geldof & Eli Roth Make Us Nauseous – Holy Moly
Tour Inside Ellen Pompeo’s House! – Hollywood Life
Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones Are Making A Comeback – F-Listed
Bonnie Wright & Jamie Campbell Bower Engaged – Why Fame
Hayden Panettiere Short Hair: Before and After – Amy Grindhouse
LegalBytes: Cameron Douglas Gets Five Years – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Stinks Up Hollywood – Celebrity Smack
Michelle Bombshell Wants To Be Sandra’s BFF – Celeb News Wire
Kate Gosselin Needs A Psychiatrist – ICYDK
Paris Hilton Is A Gold Digger – Litely Salted
Hayden Panettiere’s Boyfriend Likes Little Boys – The Superficial
Jessica Alba In Total Film Magazine – Yeeeah!
Happy 5th Birthday Youtube! – College Candy
Paris Hilton Must Be Smokin’ Crack – Tabloid Prodigy
Renee Zellweger Is Not Human – Drunken Stepfather
Michael C. Hall Fully Recovered From Cancer – Wonderwall
OMG, His Bulge: Taylor Lautner – OMG Blog
Running A Green Household Takes A Lot Of Green – Zelda Lily
Kourtney Kardashian & Mason Dash To Work – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Chace Crawford Has A British Girlfriend – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian Married A Violent, Abusive Man – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Music To Chatroulette By – City Rag
Lindsay Lohan Looks About Right – The Superficial
Asian Kid Sings Whitney Houston Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Peaches Geldof Is Still With Eli Roth & Looking Smug – Holy Moly
Tiger Woods Gets Back To Work – Pop Eater
Channing Tatum’s ‘Stache – Yay Or Nay? – Popbytes
The HBIC Fembot: Amber Rose – Celebrity Smack
Kiely Williams Glamorizes Date Rape Through Song – Zelda Lily
What If Bristol Palin Wasn’t An Idiot? – College Candy
OMG, Fosse & Verdon Get Stanky – OMG Blog
Oprah Winfrey Plans Nighttime Takeover.. – Wonderwall
…While Kate Gosselin Will Take Over The Daytime TV – Litely Salted
Zac Efron’s Smile Couldn’t Get Him Out Of Trouble – Tabloid Prodigy
Christina Aguilera: The Evolution Of A Copycat – Betty Confidential
Kim Kardashian Keeps Busy With Work – ICYDK
Nigel Barker Shares A Sip With His Sweetheart – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Sam Worthington, Is Like, Totally Smart Now – Amy Grindhouse
Meet Violet, Christina Milian’s Daughter! – Why Fame
Afternoon Pick Me Up: Jessie Shannon – F-Listed
Lady Gaga Staff Member Steals From Her – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
There were some funny quotes on TV this week, and we’ve nailed down the top ten, for your viewing pleasure. Which is your favorite?
1. Ramona Singer
“I feel like an older Cameron Diaz.”
– “The Real Housewives of New York City’s” Ramona Singer, recalling her reaction to her new shorter do
2. Anna Wintour
“I’m an ice queen, I’m the Sun King, I’m an alien fleeing from District 9 and I’m a dominatrix. So I reckon that makes me a lukewarm royalty with a whip from outer space.”
– Vogue Editor-In-Chief Anna Wintour, finding the humor in the not-so-nice things people have called her, on the “Late Show with David Letterman”
3. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
“It’s the anti-reunion reunion, and I’d like to copyright that.”
– Julia Louis-Dreyfus, on the upcoming “Seinfeld” reunion on “Curb Your Enthusiasm”
4. Eli Roth
“So when I was beating the guy, I started thinking, ‘What if I was Hannah Montana?’ . . . And little do they know that that’s why I look so insane . . . I’m torturing myself with thoughts of, ‘How could I actually pull off being a high school student and a pop star at night?’”
– “Inglourious Basterds” star Eli Roth, revealing the inspiration for his Nazi-beating character
5. Renee Zellweger
“Where’s the chips?!”
– Renée Zellweger, after breaking into a guacamole piñata with David Letterman
6. Wanda Sykes
“I’m going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain’t too bad!”
– Wanda Sykes, joking about Paula Abdul’s reasons for leaving “American Idol”
7. Willie Nelson
“My lungs are in good shape – and there are lots of people all over the world wondering how that could be, like Michael Phelps.”
– Willie Nelson, on his good health despite his reputation as a smoker
8. Bill Maher
“There’s something about being able to pee on your own land.”
– Bill Maher, explaining to recent “transplanted Easterner” Conan O’Brien the benefits of living in California over New York City
9. Marissa Jaret Winokur
“You could wake up one morning and start getting ready for work and then look in the mirror and say, ‘Forget it, I’m calling in fat.’”
– Marissa Jaret Winokur, inventing an excuse for not working, in her weekly “People” weight-loss blog
10. Will Ferrell
“Our goal is to raise money for charity, but also to put Coppertone out of business. You can be charitable, but still be a bloodthirsty capitalist.”
– Will Ferrell, on his Cancer for College sunscreen, which raises money to help cancer survivors afford school
What quotes would you add?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Popularity: unranked [?]
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