FHM magazine has comprised a list of the 100 Hottest Women of Hollywood. No real news value, just some good eye candy to ease your way into Friday. 100 women received almost 10 million votes ranking their levels.
Keira Knightley is 10th place on list and sir…I demand a recount. This woman is gorgeous from head to toe and could drink us all under the table while telling a dirty joke about a Rabbi. She almost makes me think twice about the lesbian option.
Blake Lively took the number 9 spot. Typical blonde girl next door who you don’t realize is banging hot until she gets gussied up for prom. Same thing for Tricia Hefler. Hefler scored the 8th rung on the ladder. I know…Tricia who? She is space hotness on “Battlestar Galactica.” Eh, she has a weird gum to teeth ratio when she smiles. Meanwhile, 7th place was given to Hilary Duff. It must have been a pity thing. Duff strikes me as total bitch whose movies go from post production to the dollar bin at Wal-Mart.
Emmanuelle Chriqui came in on the 6th spot thanks to her role as Sloan on “Entourage.” She is like this level of hot that is demur but can turn into a total minx at a moments notice. The rack of Scarlett Johansson rounded out the top 5. Yeah, big knockers always tend to climb their way to the top.
Elisha Cuthbert finally gets some love after out-hotting Scarlett. She just radiates pretty girl appeal at number 4. Cuthbert also has an approachable factor, unlike some aforementioned divas who will pimp-slap you for getting to close to their snack table.
Ugh, yes Jessica Alba and her high maintenance ass made it to the 3rd position. Bitch…enough said. Another Jessica, who is more tolerable, took the number 2 slot. Jessica Biel, who is currently bedding Justin Timberlake, made her way to the top.
Drum roll for the number 1 spot….
Megan Fox is the hottest of the hot. The Transformers vixen who tolerated Shia LaBeouf making eyes at her goodies tops the list and dethrones last year’s winner, Jessica Alba. This woman is now my queen.
Elisha Cuthbert graces the pages of Maxim and with two new movies about to hit theaters, the 24 and Old School star is staking her claim as Hollywood´s new queen.
The entire Maxim staff agreed Old School should be on our “300 Movies You Must See Before You Die!” list. Did you know all along it would become a classic?
I had no idea except for the fact that I was working with a phenomenal cast. Comedies are real fun, but I get so nervous that I don’t sleep.
Did Will Ferrell act crazy on set?
He was really reserved, but as soon as he got in front of a camera, he became a different person. I actually stole a few things from Frank the Tank for my new movie, My Sassy Girl. My character is pretty much drunk the entire time.
Some men are probably wishing that they were one of the witnesses to this event. Others think about the miles on the roast beef of Paris and cringe. I join the latter of the group.
While at Tenjune last night Paris and Elisha enjoyed the company of each others lips in a make session. The two girls arrived separately, but found themselves lip locked quicker than you can say herpes. They also helped themselves to some dry humping. According to Us Magazine they were “all over each other.”
This isn’t Paris’ first adventure in lesbianism. She was hitting lesbian hot spots over the weekend with gal pal Brittny Gastineau. She and Elisha are also drinking buddies. While filming the flop House of Wax the two went out and Paris out drank Cuthbert. Elisha recalled the torrid tale from their 2005 adventure.
“We (she and Hilton) went out once or twice to go head-to-head on the shots. I can drink, I can hold my liquor, but I think she beat me…I like a Jack Daniel’s (whiskey) which I turned Paris on to. Before, she was drinking some turquoise thing. I said, ‘Girl, if you’re gonna drink, let’s do the whiskey.’”
Is it bi-curious if you are a whore who is constantly is scoring more lady crotch than a gyno?
For someone who is clearly somewhere warm for the holidays, I must say Elisha Cuthbert looks a little cold… and a little pissed off.
What others said:
Egotastic says, “If Elisha Cuthbert would just get rid of the glasses, the cigarettes, and the bad hair cut, she wouldn’t look like a really hot pit-bull in a bikini.”
A Reader, “She kinda looks sad or something. I was hoping she would be looking a lot sexier than that.”
Elisha Cuthbert played a porn star in “The Girl Next Door”, and now she might be taking on that role in real life. There are rumors of an Elisha Cuthbert sex tape.
Geno’s World reports that the tape is being shopped around while the owner attempts to set up a website to cash in quickly before the legal battle takes away his cash cow.
I really wouldn’t be surprised if there was a sex tape featuring Elisha. She always seemed a little scandalous, and then she inspired Justin Timberlake’s “What Goes Around” by allegedly cheating on Justin’s friend Trace Ayala. Don’t worry, Elisha, you can make some good money off of this. Just ask Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
Source: “Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape!?” [Egotastic]
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“We (she and Hilton) went out once or twice to go head-to-head on the shots. I can drink, I can hold my liquor, but I think she beat me…I like a Jack Daniel’s (whiskey) which I turned Paris on to. Before, she was drinking some turquoise thing. I said, ‘Girl, if you’re gonna drink, let’s do the whiskey.’”
