As well know Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab during her probation violation hearing yesterday, but today we see the little message she had on her fingernail during the hearing – it says “fuck u”.
WWTDD came across the little gem that Lindsay painted on her finger while going through photos from the court hearing. What a rebel.
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source: Did Lindsay Lohan Write ‘F*** U’ on Her Fingernail for Her Probation Hearing? [Gawker]
Brand new cast member Jenny Slate kicked off her first Saturday Night Live episode last night by dropping the F-Bomb.
Despite the high-profile slipup, NBC says the Massachusetts-bred comedian is safe.
“No truth to firing conjecture,” NBC spokeswoman Sharon Pannozzo said. “She will not be fired.”
Still, show executives were not happy about the R-rated blooper and had a big meeting after the show, a source said.
“It was a very big deal that the F-word hit the air. Slate was a conspicuous no-show at the premiere’s swanky after-party at Pranna on Madison Ave.”
Because the slipup occurred about 12:40 a.m., well after prime time, “SNL” is not expected to face fines from the Federal Communications Commission.
Slate was doing a biker chick talk-show skit with co-star Kristen Wiig when the curse word fell. “You know what? You freakin’ just threw an ashtray full of butts at my head,” Slate told Wiig.
Then she got a little too in character, adding; “You know what? You stood up for yourself, and I f—– love you for that.”
Producers replaced Slate’s mistake with “freakin’” for West Coast airings.
source: ‘Saturday Night Live’ cast member Jenny Slate drops F-bomb in premiere episode hosted by Megan Fox [ny daily news]
I’m starting to wonder if Julia Roberts even ages, she seems to look exactly like she did twenty years ago which you can see in these pictures from last night, anyway that isn’t the point of this post.
She said, “alright well, it’s late and I’m paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee, so Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that’s new? Tom Hanks, what the fuck?”
She then went on to speak about his movie career saying “I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair Tom [in Ladykillers], I didn’t even know what the fuck that movie was about! You in the airport with the accent (Terminal), It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn’t know. I love you, and I didn’t know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same fucking dress tonight as your publicist! Listen, I’ve got to get home. But this much we know … I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you.”
Before running of the stage she then added “it’s so dark out there, I feel like I’m in space, thank you, whoever just made it light. J.J. Abrams, are you here?”
I love Julia Roberts, always have and always will, I especially love her when she’s like this – I love a woman who isn’t afraid to say fuck.
Fox News viewers witnessed a rather incredible scene on Wednesday as anchor Shepard Smith and Fox contributor Judith Miller (of CIA leak infamy) repeatedly and passionately condemned torture, with Smith declaring at one point, “We are America, we don’t torture! And the moment that is not the case, I want off the train! This government is of, by, and for the people — that means it’s mine. That means — I’m not saying what is torture, and what is not torture, but I’m saying, whatever it is, you don’t do it for me! I want off the train when the government starts — I want off, next stop, now!”
The full segment is worth a watch. And Smith felt strongly enough about the issue to speak out about it again as he was heading into commercial break.
“They better not do it,” he said. “If we are going to be Ronald Reagan’s Shining City on the Hill, we don’t get to torture. We don’t do it.” Fade to black.
The only thing more childish then DMX‘s scoff at proper court etiquette, is the Miami Judge demanding the rapper’s lawyer tell his client the witty comeback he came up with after DMX dropped the F-Bomb and stormed away from the video feed hearing.
The artist, born Earl Simmons, was handcuffed outside of a Wall-Mart store in Miami August 14th on a Arizona bench warrant issued for the New York native after he skipped a pretrial conference on four counts of possessing drug paraphernalia and one count of possession of marijuana.
