Earlier this year Justin Bieber was put on the cover of People Magazine and it turned out to be a complete fail, now he is on the cover of Brazilian magazine TodaTeen and it’s a failure again.
As you can see in the cover above he photoshopped so much he looks like a woman, which doesn’t do the jokes about him being a lesbian any justice. Hell, some people are even calling him Justine Bieber. Come to think about it he does look like a Justine.
The magazine have now released a statement about the cover. “We could not help noticing your comments and tweets from the picture of Justin on the cover of Star Todateen. We would like to say that there was no change made in the area of the singer’s eyes. We had a technical problem that darkens certain areas of the photo. We also want to say that all of us find Justin very naturally beautiful. We’d never think it’s necessary to alter pictures of him. Natural beauty says it all, right?”
And yes, it’s a slow news day.
source: New celebrity alert: Justine Bieber [Tabloid Prodigy]
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When I first seen this photos of Paris Hilton doing I seriously thought it was a drag queen trying to be Marilyn Monroe but it’s actually really Paris.
At the launch of her new fragrance, Tease (how appropriate is that name?), for some reason Paris tried to do her best Marilyn impression. Of course she failed at it and instead ended up looking like two dollar hooker drag queen.
I bet Marilyn Monroe is turning in her grave right now because of Paris Hilton, imitation is the best form of flattery.
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source: Everyone Who’s a Fan of Marilyn Monroe, Close Your Eyes For a Second [The Superficial]
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We all know that sex sells and them music industry knows this which is why they try put sexy photos on the cover of albums, sometimes they just fail. Here is a list of some of the funniest failed attempts at trying to make an album have a sexy cover.
10. Cher – Take Me Home
Nothing turns on a man like metal lingerie that, by our count, has 13 different points capable of tearing open your scrotum if she makes an unexpected move.
09. Bros – Chocolate Box
Word to the wise: The meaning of your album’s title can change based on the album cover. For example, the album’s song of the same name reveals that the title “Chocolate Box” refers to the singer telling some fine woman that he does not want to be treated like “the first chocolate in the box” before she moves on to some other dude. But we don’t care who you are, where you’re from, or how open-minded you are about sexuality: When you see that picture, you’re forced to assume “chocolate box” is referring to a dude’s butthole.
08. Ted Nugent – Love Grenade (Pre-release)
Shortly after taking this picture, Ted Nugent was shot and killed by Clarice Starling. And just what the hell is a “love grenade” anyway? It’s just a regular grenade, isn’t it, Ted? ISN’T IT!?
07. Trina – Da Baddest Bitch
We’re certainly not going to doubt Trina’s qualifications as “da baddest b***h,” but we do have some questions regarding her medical credentials. Even a first year medical student knows that administering a shock with a defibrillator during sexual intercourse is the leading cause of vaginal electrocution in the United States. Also, while having sex with someone until their heart stops is at least understandable in the realms of sexual braggadocio, it appears that Trina has somehow sexed this man into suffering a fatal head wound. We’re pretty sure that means you’re doing something wrong.
06. Whitensnake – Lovehunter
There’s a lot going on in this album cover, and all of it is awesome. But what you can’t see is what happened moments later. The snake actually got this woman pregnant. Nine months later, she gave birth to a full-size 1978 Ford Econoline Van with an airbrushed picture of a Viking riding a fire breathing dragon through the night sky on the side of it.
05. Cerrone – Cerrone’s Paradise
This is either one of the worst album covers ever or the best refrigerator ad of all time. Either way, Cerrone certainly isn’t aiming too high when it comes to his idea of paradise. Most people dream up some utopia that is completely unachievable. Cerrone, on the other hand, is a bathroom remodel and a kidnapping away from living in the world he’s always yearned for. It’s admirable, really.
04. Madonna – Hard Candy
Look, we think it’s bullshit that the mass media has decided that women over 30 can’t be attractive without extensive surgery. But Madonna was 49-freaking-years old when this picture was taken, and dammit, that is past the time when you should be shoving your lycra-covered crotch into the camera. There have to be more dignified ways to show off your mature sexuality. Your grandchildren should not have to see grandma spread-eagle in lace-up boots.
03. C.J. & Co. – Devil’s Gun
Wait, is that really the devil’s gun? Because it looks like one of those T-shirt guns that they break out during half time at NBA games. And does the devil even need a gun? Is this what’s keeping man from finally winning the eternal battle between good versus evil that burns inside us all? We’re too intimidated by the devil’s freaking potato gun to take him on? This cover is full of logical flaws. And just like that, there goes our erection. Great.
02. HOT R.S. – Forbidden Fruit
What’s more disgusting than finding a worm in your apple? Biting into it and finding two tiny people boning.
01. Diebold & Co. – Set Me Free
Take a look at this. A long look. Keep looking… “What? What am I supposed to be seeing here, Cracked? All I see is OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS FOREHEAD?”
I agree with every single one of these, to check out more of the worst attempts at sexy album covers then check out the source.
source: The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers [Cracked]
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Kanye West may be needing more of that Hennessy because he has finally won something this year but he won’t be needing it to celebrate, no he will be needing it to drown his sorrows because he has just been named The King Of Fail for 2009.
One of my favorite sites in the world Fail Blog asked people to vote on who they thought was the biggest fail for the year and Kanye topped the with poll with 16%, in second place was major douche father Jon Gosselin with 12%.
Kanye also topped the most memorable fail moments of the year for his outburst at the 2009 MTV Video Music awards when he jumped up on stage and ruined Taylor Swift‘s night. He topped that poll with a huge 37%.
Top 10 Most Memorable FAIL People:
01. Kanye West 16%
02. Jon Gosselin 12%
03. Glenn Beck 12%
04. Perez Hilton 11%
05. Octomom Nadya Suleman 10%
06. Chris Brown 9%
07. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt 7%
08. Lindsay Lohan 7%
09. Carrie Prejean 5%
10. Roman Polanski 4%
Finally there is a list that I 100% agree with. While we wait for Kanye West to take his capital letters to his blog head to the source to see the top 10 memorable moments.
source: FAIL Blog’s Top Ten FAIL Lists for 2009 [Fail Blog]
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First of all, I thought Brooke Hogan got the message when her last album completely bombed – we don’t want your music bitch.
But obviously not as she is apparently releasing a sophomore album (can you called it a sophomore album when the first one tanked?) … here is the just released cover.
Yeah just like the title says, it is a complete and utter epic fail. In this picture Brooke Hogan does look like her mother Linda Hogan.
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Well here it is, Audrina Patridge pretending to be some angel while holding a dog for her ad with PETA that reads “Be an Angel for Animals-Always Adopt, Never Buy.”
The ad will go up on a billboard on Beverly Boulevard in Los Angeles today, while the picture was unveiled PETA also released a statement saying:
“Each year, 6 to 8 million unwanted dogs and cats are turned in to shelters, and half are killed because there aren’t enough good homes. The solution is as easy as ABC – animal birth control. Always spay and neuter, and never buy from a pet store or a breeder.”
Okay forgetting the fact she is photoshopped like crazy, Audrina Patridge fails at trying to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel in this new PETA ad.
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Okay I have two different sets of Lindsay Lohan pictures that I want you to tell me what she looks like, in the first she is posing for some art photography shot called Room 23, I myself think she looks like a cheap you know what, getting ready for the night out on the roads.
The second is of Lindsay at the Mercedes-Benz Oscar Party in Beverly Hills last night looking like, well nothing. She is getting way too skinny again, like how she used to be a couple of years back.
As for looking to skinny she told E! it is stress and she is still eating, “I haven’t changed my eating habits, I go to yoga once a week, but I don’t go more than that because I’m too lazy.”
As for that stress she is is talking about, she says she is stressed because she has “a lot of meetings for movies and stuff,” she also says she is working on a self tanning line and a diamond jewelry line.
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Well maybe that is how Lindsay Lohan will earn her money, from her leggings line and a tanning line, because we all know she has no movies coming up. Answer my question… what does she look like?
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The network’s attempt to revive the primetime variety show failed to draw an audience Wednesday night, tying for the evening’s lowest-rated program.
A mere 5 million viewers tuned in for the 8 p.m. premiere of “Rosie Live,” with the program earning a 1.2 preliminary adults 18-49 rating. The telecast matched ABC’s recently canceled “Pushing Daisies” as the night’s lowest-rated program on a major broadcast network.
NBC had high hopes for the special and planned to expand the program into a series should viewers re-embrace the decades-old variety format. Other networks, too, were watching closely since several are developing variety shows of their own.
“There’s a notion that the climate is right for the genre to make a comeback,” emailed one executive at a rival network. “I guess we now know what not to do, thanks to Rosie.”
Segments included Kathy Griffin impersonating Nancy Grace, Alec Baldwin hitting Conan O’Brian with a pie, O’Donnell singing “City Lights” with Liza Minnelli and Jane Krakowski doing a product-placement-themed striptease for White Castle burgers and Crest Whitestrips.
Critics were not kind. The NY Times described it as “hokey comedy with an enemies list.” TV Guide called it a “ghastly ego trip.” And the LA Times asked, “Rosie, what on earth were you thinking?”
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