Jonathan Lipnicki Gets Slammed by ‘Family Guy’ (Video)

Since playing the cute little kid in ‘Jerry Maguire‘ fourteen years ago, Jonathan Lipnicki has settled into a quiet life. But on Sunday, out of nowhere, ‘Family Guy‘ decided it was time to rip him up.

In a short scene where Peter is trying to help fix his father-in-law Carter’s marriage, he suggests he should make friends with an adorable little kid and asks Lipnicki to come over. But when Lipnicki shows up, Peter is horrified by what he sees. Instead of a cute 6-year-old with glasses, it’s a, well … Just Watch the Video:

To his credit, Tom Cruise’s former little buddy is already laughing it off on Twitter.

“Hey guys thanks for the love, but I don’t feel bad about what they said on Family Guy. It was all in good fun, I’ve worked on that show b4,” Lipnicki, now 19, tweeted on Monday morning.

As he alluded to in his tweet, Lipnicki isn’t new to ‘Family Guy,’ in which he played a small role in 2005. Ever since then, his resume has been a bit light on Hollywood roles, but he appeared on single episodes for ‘Monk’ and ‘Glenn Martin DDS’ in 2009.

According to his website, Lipnicki has been living a “normal life” in North Hollywood, where he takes acting classes at Playhouse West while also training in competitive Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

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Top Ten Celebrity Side Boob Pictures

I was looking around for interesting images the other day, and happened upon one of my favorite pictures of Anne Hathaway (which is on this list). The most noticeable feature of the picture is the incredible side boobage that seems to leap from the image and scream “gaze upon me in all of my glory, for I am side boob.”

What is it about the side boob that is so appealing? Is it the hint of what lies just out of reach? I tend to appreciate a good side boob more than a great under boob image, although some men (and women) may disagree.

Even Peter Griffin of Family Guy appreciates a flash of side boob:

Regardless of your boob preferences, most mammary aficionados like myself will have to agree that boobs are mounds of beautiful goodness no matter what side or angle they are viewed from!

So without further ado, I present to you my choices for the top ten celebrity side boob images of all time.

#10 Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert played the hot porn star with a heart of gold in The Girl Next Door and also played as Jack Bauer’s daughter Kim in the awesome series 24.

#9 Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Connelly starred opposite Leonardo DiCaprio in Blood Diamond and Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind. She is without a doubt one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Well, I don’t doubt it, at least.

#8 Emma Watson

Emma Watson is best known for playing Hermoine in the Harry Potter series. Who would have thought she’d grow up to be so gorgeous?

#7 Brooke Burke

Brooke Burke was the host of Wild On! and Rock Star, and won season 7 of Dancing with the Stars. She’s also ridiculously hot.

#6 Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa is a model who also loves animals and blah blah blah, PETA ads, look, boobies!

#5 Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway began her career in the 1999 TV show Get Smart before appearing in the Disney films The Princess Diaries (1 and 2) and Ella Enchanted. She then decided to let it all hang out in Havoc before starring in The Devil Wears Prada opposite Meryl Streep (who will not be appearing on this list).

#4 Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes first hit my radar when she starred in Training Day with Denzel Washington, and since then I will pretty much watch any piece of crap (ahem… Ghost Rider) that has her in the credits.

#3 Christina Aguilera

Beautiful songstress Christina Aguilera has gone through a dozen different looks, from pinup model to sexy bad girl to transvestite, but the picture above is the look I like best on her. By that I mean naked.

#2 Angelina Jolie

I struggled long and hard (heh) before deciding to make this picture of Angelina Jolie number two. I like her so much more as a person than I do the person I picked for the first place spot, but this isn’t my “top ten nice celebrities that do cool shit for poor people and adopt enough children to start their own country”. It’s all about the side boob.

#1 Katherine Heigl

My number one choice for this post is this picture of Katherine Heigl. I think the only thing I’ve ever seen her in was Knocked Up, where I thought she must be the sweetest woman ever. Judging by reports from costars and anyone else that has had the misfortune to spend more than five minutes working on a film or Grey’s Anatomy with her, however, she can be a complete bitch.

Oh well, that is one fantastic side boob.

So there you have it, folks. My top ten greatest celebrity side boobs ever. Or as Kanye West would say “OF ALL TIME!”

Think you know of any that should have been included here? Let me know in the comments below!

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Fox TV Character Is Confirmed Gay

If six pages of a not-naked Heidi Pratt were not enough reasons to go out and grab the September issue of Playboy, here’s another incentive: Elsewhere in the lad mag, ‘Family Guy‘ mastermind Seth MacFarlane settles one of his show’s worst/best kept secrets: Stewie Griffin is gay.

MacFarlane told Playboy (via Daily News) all about an episode they brought all the way to the script phase where the 1-year-old homicidal baby comes out.

“It had to do with the harassment he took from other kids at school. He ends up going back in time to prevent a passage in Leviticus from being written: ‘Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is an abomination.’”

In the end, the show’s writers decided to “keep it vague” because of the tot’s age.

“Ultimately, Stewie will be gay or a very unhappy repressed heterosexual. It also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing [his mother, Lois] and taking over the world: He has a lot of aggression, which comes from confusion and uncertainty about his orientation.”

Also explained in the upcoming season: we’ll finally find out why Protestant Lois seems to have a Jewish accent.

MacFarlane was more coy about Stewie’s sexual preference in a February 2008 interview in Advocate, the gay lifestyle mag.

“We all feel that Stewie is almost certainly gay, and he’s in the process of figuring it out for himself. We haven’t ever really locked into it because we get a lot of good jokes from both sides, but we treat him oftentimes as if we were writing a gay character.”

An infant that knows he’s gay — totally believable.

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The 2009 Emmy Nomations Are Here

The 2009 Emmy Awards nominations were released this morning and it isn’t good for True Blood.

However it is some good news for 30 Rock which leads the way with 22 nominations, with Mad Men following behind with 16 nominations.

Family Guy got nominated for Outstanding Comedy Series, making it the first ever cartoon since The Flinstones to get nominated. Katherine Heigl who caused a lot of fuss last year didn’t get nominated this year.

This years show will be hosted by Neil Patrick Harris. Check after the jump for the full list of Nominations.

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Banned Family Guy Clip

FAIR WARNING: this is an insanely catchy tune that will stick in your head for hours after viewing

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Links To Hollywood – #147

Tara Reid is Frightening From Behind – Hollywood Tuna

NYC Food, Duuude – City Rag

What Is Miranda Kerr Wearing On Her Head? – The Bastardly

She Kissed the Floor and We Liked it – Celebrity Smack

Mischa Barton is Stoned Again – Ninja Dude

Dolly Parton Still Has Really Big Boobs – Popbytes

An Inside Look Into Britney Spears Dance Rehearsal – Pink is the New Blog

‘Family Guy’ Compares McCain-Palin to Nazis – Bumpshack

Jessica Simpson Launches New Fragrance At Dillard’s (heh) – Bricks and Stones

Chuck Bass is the Womanizer – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Selena Gomez is Turning Us to Pervs – Fatback Media

Maria Menounos’ Pearl Necklace is Distracting – Flisted

CoCo Austin Wearing Clothes – Drunken Stepfather

Barack Obama President Of Newspaper Endorsements – Gawker

Say Hello To The Dumbest Batch Of ‘Wheel’ Contestants In History – Defamer

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