Kim Kardashian is showing off her bikini body in the new issue of FHM magazine, the same issue that Audrina Patridge is also showing us what kind of body she has.
I guess this issue of FHM must be useless reality stars but who cares when they both look as good as this, right? Although the amount of photoshop on Kim is crazy but again who cares?
On her job: “It’s my job to film a TV show with my family. I get paid to get up and live my normal life.”
On working out: “I take a chair into my bedroom and squat until my bum hits it. And when it does, I know that’s as low as I need to go.”
On her body: “I love my curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me.”
I have a love/hate relationship with Kim Kardashian because sometimes she looks hot and then other times she looks ridiculously photoshopped. These bikini photos are a bit of both.
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source: ‘I love my reality TV job. I get paid to live a normal life,’ says Kim Kardashian as she smoulders in sultry new shoot [Daily Mail]
I haven’t heard anything about Audrina Patridge in a couple of months, I almost forgot about the the fact she and The Hills cast even existed.
Thankfully the first time I hear about her is because she is doing a bikini shoot for FHM and I have to say her body is looking amazing in this photoshoot.
I don’t really know what to say about her, I hate her whole idea of fame but she looks hot. So lets raise a glass to Audrina Patridge’s bikini body.
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source: Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures is Mega Sexeh [Egotastic]
I know most people in the United States or anywhere out of the UK don’t know who The Saturdays are, but I do and they are hot as hell.
The pop girl group who are made up of Una Healy, Mollie King, Frankie Sandford, Vanessa White and Rochelle Wiseman make mostly crappy music (some of it is actually bearable) and do lots of posing while looking sexy, in fact I think that is part of their contract.
Anyway they have done a hot photoshoot for FHM Magazine in which they have a pillow fight in their underwear. Una (the redhead) is the hottest in my opinion.
FHM UK have decided that Rachel Stevens is their covergirl of the decade so have a hot new cover and photoshoot with her.
The hot former S Club 7 singer was first featured in the magazine back in May 2000 when she first appeared in a leather bra, I remember it because of all the fuss people created.
The magazine also features a calendar with the hottest shoots they’ve had, which includes Eliza Dushku and Amber Heard.
By the way if you missed Rachel Stevens‘ 2010 calendar you can check it out here.
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source: Rachel Stevens – FHM – January 2010 – 9High Res scans [Simply Celeb Pics]
Monday mornings around here usually equal hot women, this week is no different. Check out these pictures of Kim Kardashian.
In my opinion Kim isn’t one of the most desirable women in the world but she is hot when they fix her up in photoshop.
I didn’t even know there was a FHM South Africa, nor did I know Kim Kardashian is famous there. But lets just be thankful they asked her to strip down into a bikini.
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source: Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures from FHM South Africa [Egotastic]
Eliza Dushku is hot and I have had said it many many times if you disagree then you’re absolutely insane.
There is not much news on her, except that Dollhouse was picked up for a second season a couple of months ago.
If you want to know what Eliza and Joss Whedon have to say about the second season of Dollhouse then you can watch an interview they did at comic con here.
Now lets get to the good stuff, here is the Eliza Dushku from the new issue of FHM UK Magazine. Hot.
So yet again Paris Hilton is claiming she isn’t a stupid slut like everyone in the world knows she is.
Before I get to her laughable quotes – what I find hilarious is the fact that while she is claiming this an FHM photoshoot that she has done has just been released which shows her posing topless with a teddy bear.
Anyway in her new documentary Paris, Not France, which premieres Tuesday, 28 on MTV she makes out that she is a brand and stuff.
“In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead. But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that. “I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that, I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”
But she can’t be happy because she worries about people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”
Wait a minute, did this bitch actually hope she could be like Princess Diana? Maybe she should have thought about that before going and having sex on camera and then making up this “brand” that she talks about.
Oh and her mother Kathy Hiltonis worried about watching the documentary because it features the infamous sex tape, she says “I didn’t know the sex tape was going to be in it, it’s very tough…I can’t believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It’s going to be very hard for us to watch.”
What a crock, we all know Paris Hilton really is the Paris Hilton we see. If not and she has such a problem with it, why doesn’t she drop the act? This woman boils my blood.
I have absolutely no idea who Joanna Krupa and her sister Marta Krupa are, obviously they are two sisters who are hot and not shy to pose together.
So since I don’t know who they are I have nothing to say about them or news to post about them, so my question is do I bother talking bullshit or just let you get right to the pictures?
I’m going to to opt for letting you just get to the pictures so enjoy these very sexy images of Joana Krupa and Marta Krupa posing together for FHM Magazine.
Check out these very nice pictures of Diora Baird from the June 2009 issue of FHM Magazine.
I don’t really have anything other than the pictures to post about Diora, she looks hot so I wanted to share them with you – nothing wrong with that is there?
If you plan on seeing the new Star Trek movie then look out for Diora Baird in it as she is playing “Orion Slave Girl” and she is also going to be in a new film called Pornstar, which is describes as “set against the backdrop of our current booming porn industry, Pornstar is an unflinching exploration into America’s obsession with sex, fame, and money, and what cost people are willing to pay for these things, and the lies we tell ourselves to make it through the day.”
Well it’s that time of year when all the votes counted (over 10 million) from men and women in the world who vote for FHM UK’s Sexiest Woman In The World, here is the top 10 list - remember this is the UK version of FHM.
10. Freida Pinto
This year’s highest new entry, the Mumbai model made her film debut in Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire last year and rocketed straight into number two on everyone’s list of favourite Indians (Sachin Tendulkar remains strong in first position, but she nudged Gandhi down to third, who can only expect to drop further if he continues his stubborn refusal to contemporise his image like Madonna does). Now BAFTA-nominated, the 24-year-old had previously been presenting a television travel show and appearing in Skoda adverts.
9.Anna Friel
Crashing back into the Top Ten, the 32-year-old star of massive US series Pushing Daisies could never have expected how far she would go after finding fame while lezzing off in scally misery fest Brookside. After a dalliance with a ménage à trois alongside Jonathan Rhys Meyers in The Tribe, Hollywood came calling. Anna is now starring in this summer’s big blockbuster Land Of The Lost alongside Will Ferrell.
8. Kristin Kreuk
Last year’s shock entry was Elisha Cuthbert, reaching the No.4 spot simply by dint of breathing. This year, another 26-year-old crashes into the Top Ten – again, it seems, solely on the basis of TV nostalgia. It can’t be Kristin’s role in Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li. Nope, us neither. So it must be her role as Superman’s girl in Smallville driving the votes. Or Superman himself, repeatedly pressing the “submit” button on FHM.com like a demented supersonic jackrabbit.
7. Elisha Cuthbert
She’s been beaten, kidnapped and shot at. Hell, she’s even been chased by a cougar. But you can’t keep a good girl down, so, come ‘Day Seven’, Kim Bauer’s back, pouting provocatively and running chestily. And, fantastically, 24 isn’t this coquettish, Top Ten stalwart Canadian’s only showcase. No, the 27-year-old also stars in The Six Wives Of Henry Lefay, a ‘comedy’ where she juggles six stepmothers at her father’s funeral. Hmmm, maybe you should stick to 24, or download The Girl Next Door – Elisha plays an ex-porn star.
6. Adriana Lima
Now entering her tenth year on the catwalk, Brazilian supermodel Lima is so perfect that her government uses her picture to make Brazilians not mind about all that City Of God stuff. A strict Catholic, she was believed to be the only 28-year-old virgin left on the planet until she married on Valentine’s Day this year. Lima volunteers in an orphanage in her home town where the small boys ask her for cuddles, look down her top and then high-five each other the second that her back’s turned.
5. Keeley Hazell
It’s a mystery of modern times that Keeley, despite consistently featuring in the 100 Sexiest’s Top Five, has never nabbed the top spot. Is it because she’s too nice? Has her green campaigning diluted the appeal of what is, without doubt, the UK’s most revered frontage? Or is she just in limbo? She’s overtaken David Beckham as the most Googled Brit in the US. The 22-year-old is taking drama and psychology classes. She’s started her own modelling agency. And she’s single. Our girl’s doing just fine.
4. Britney Spears
Like a slightly unhinged chameleon, Britney Spears can change her appearance at the drop of a hat. From schoolgirl to diva, through doting mother to… well, yes, there may have been a slight blip when she and K-Fed split, what with the hair shaving, bingeing and showing off the contents of her ‘purse’ to all and sundry. But Britney’s stormed back up the list and – after a rumoured £60,000 makeover – she’s looking, if not her best, then a pretty good approximation of what she once was.
3. Jessica Alba
Motherhood causes strange things to happen. Things like the Razzie-nominated The Love Guru. But, sprog dropped, it’s back to business as usual for our 2007 champ. After a guest appearance in the US version of The Office, she’ll be dusting down her leather chaps and gyrating her way back into nerdish hearts as Sin City 2’s Nancy Callahan. But does she take her work home with her? “Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.” Shame. But at least you’ve got more in common than you thought.
2. Megan Fox
After a winning debut in last year’s competition, the fire’n'ice beauty has spent the year waltzing, clothes-free, around Simon Pegg in How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, playing a possessed cheerleader in the forthcoming Jennifer’s Body and generally making good boys want to be very, very bad: “I like the bad-boy types. The guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar.” Well, he sounds like a cock to us.
1. Cheryl Cole
Nadine. Kimberley. Sarah. Nicola. The other members of Girls Aloud, in case you’ve forgotten. But it’s a forgivable slice of amnesia, given that 2008/09 has been all about Cheryl – never mind the bandmates. In the last 12 months, thanks to taking The X Factor by storm, the gorgeous Geordie has become Britain’s most wanted star. And it’s easy to see why. With her flawless skin, high cheekbones, wafer-thin waist, perfect pins and criminally underexposed cleavage, it’s like God himself decided her native Newcastle was looking a bit dowdy, and needed a beacon of angel-like beauty at its centre. Add a dirty laugh and ability to repel Simon Cowell, and it’s no wonder that the 25-year-old has usurped even the mighty Keeley Hazell as the UK’s sexiest female. She’s also been named Britain’s Best Dressed Woman by Tatler, won a Brit Award, graced the covers of FHM and Vogue, climbed Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief and claimed the title of Heat’s ‘most fanciable female’.
And now, she accepts perhaps the ultimate accolade for womankind: the wide-eyed, reverential acclaim of FHM’s readership. Such was the enormous surge in votes during the early weeks that, within a fortnight of the polls opening, she had an insurmountable lead. Seriously: at this rate of nationwide domination, it can only be a matter of time before the country converts en masse to a new religion: Cherylanity. We’re imagining black and white Toon Army monk habits, and prayers that end in “howay”. In fact, there may only be one question left: is she perfect? No, she has a flaw. His name’s Ashley. Just say the word, Cheryl. Just say the word.
And that’s that, I think Cheryl Cole definitely deserves the top spot. Thoughts?
