Katy Perry Is Taking Cues From Lady Gaga – Tabloid Prodigy
Ryan Jenkins Blamed Jasmine Fiore – Pop Eater
Fantasy Casting “The Hills” Movie – Wonderwall
Larry David On “Hannah Montana”??? – F-Listed
Rihanna Is Rockin’ The Swoosh Hair – Celebrity Smack
Brooke Shields Defies Death! – Celeb News Wire
Michael Lohan Is Famewhoring Again – Fatback Media
Lily Allen Sings In A Barnyard – Popbytes
Jon Gosselin Is The New Spencer Pratt – Websters Is My Bitch
Celebrities In Speedos – OMG Blog!
Add Some Gossip Girl Style To Your Headwear – College Candy
Beyonce Laughs About Kanye West Incident – Hollywire
George Michael Is Single Again – Holy Moly
Mel Gibson Gets Off Scott Free – ICYDK
More Ashley Greene Photos Making The Rounds – Drunken Stepfather
Lamar Odom Isn’t Giving Khloe One Red Cent – The Superficial
Don Draper Is More Influential Than Real Men – Allie Is Wired
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Gossip Girl’s November 9th episode will feature three major characters having sex. At the same time. In the same bed. Together. A full-blown ménage à trois.
Excited?
Entertainment Weekly’s mole has asked not to ID the threesome (on the grounds that it would ruin a major upcoming storyline, or some such nonsense), they are confirming that the kinky tryst will involve one of the following combos.
Chuck/Blair/Nate: A recent study indicated that the only thing standing between GG and a 98 share in the show’s target 18-34 gay male demo is a scene with Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick in bed together naked. Leighton Meester can watch.
Chuck/Blair/Josh: You’ll recall that Josh is the gay NYU alum Blair tricks Chuck into kissing later this month. In other words, this trio’s already at first base!
Chuck/Blair/Dorota: Blair’s been on the lookout for a non-threatening third party to fulfill BF Chuck’s carnal desires. Enter her long-suffering maidservant. The best part? She’ll happily clean up afterwards!
Nate/Bree/Carter: One’s a Democrat. One’s a Republican. One’s (for the purposes of this story) an independent. Throw ‘em all together, and voila, you’ve got a threesome. Or at least one extra-sexy healthcare debate.
Serena/Carter/Georgina: Serena and Georgina’s dark past together probably included a drunken kiss somewhere along the line, so throwing S’s current BF into the equation isn’t much of a leap. More of a skip, really.
Serena/Dan/Blair: Was I the only one who picked up on something between Dan and Blair in this season’s “Freshman†episode? Didn’t think so. And since B and S pretty much do everything together…
Vanessa/Dan/Olivia: It’s only a matter of time before Vanessa and Dan take their platonic friendship to the next level. Who better to help them make that tricky transition than his current squeeze and her new roommate (played by Hilary Duff)?
Georgina/Dan/Olivia: Imagine Georgina, still smarting from Dan’s rejection, slipping him and his new GF a roofie and then proceeding to have her way with both of them. Wasn’t hard to imagine at all, was it?
Rufus/Lily/Mr. Van der Woodsen: Serena’s MIA dad returns with a secret: He’s bisexual and really horny. From there, the dots pretty much connect themselves.
So which threesome do you think will have a threesome?
source: ‘Gossip Girl’ trio give ménage a try [entertainment weekly]
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By now we all know that Katherine Heigl (who plays Izzie Stevens on Grey’s Anatomy) will be taking a five episode break from the show she has bitched about, so she can go shoot her new movie Life As We know It.
Because of this Yahoo have come up with a list of ten characters who need to follow suit and go take a break from their show.
10. Morgan (“Chuck”)
How long does Benihana training take? A couple months, right? Maybe by then we’ll start missing this little geek, because we’ve seen an awful lot of his dating life and his Buy More hi-jinks lately. Too much, in fact.
9. Topher (“Dollhouse”)
Topher seems to be one of those love him or hate him characters, and we’re in the latter camp on this one. Since they’ve established that there are other Dollhouse locations, and this one really could use an overhaul, we’d love it if he got a temporary transfer out of there.
8. Marshall (“How I Met Your Mother”)
Last season, Alyson Hannigan was out for awhile on maternity leave and the show truly suffered without her, especially since there was more focus than ever on Lily’s other half Marshall, and his work life. Now
we’re a little over him and could use some solo Lily time.
7. Tess (“Smallville”)
On a show about heroes and villains, it would be nice if the evildoers were actually … evil. Tess is too mild-mannered to really run LuthorCorp in the nefarious way that Lex or Lionel would have wanted, and with General Zod heading to town, letting Tess stick around is pretty much pointless.
6. Kenneth (“30 Rock”)
He’s adorable and appealing, but he’s also best in small doses — otherwise his limited shtick gets very old and very tired. Maybe Kenneth can take some time off to return home for a while and then find a way to come back with bizarre new stories to share.
5.Charlotte (“Private Practice”)
We were so happy when she got canned from her private practice at the end of last season that we’d love for her to take a little time off to do some soul-searching. And we’re sure that after this role, KaDee Strickland will have no problem landing a part in any rom-com as someone’s annoying wife.
4. Dwight (“The Office”)
The thing about Dwight is that, like Kenneth, he’s best in small doses, and lately we’ve been overloaded with his strange antics and even stranger romantic entanglements. We think he needs to spend more time in the marketing of his beet farm’s bed and breakfast.
3. Jenny Humphrey (“Gossip Girl”)
While all of the other characters are going to be in college, Jenny’s going to be stuck reigning as Queen of Constance Billard. What a letdown it’ll be for viewers to have to go from college life to a funky dressed Jenny still dealing with high school issues. Can’t she just do a semester or two abroad?
2. Thirteen (“House”)
If Olivia Wilde decided to go take a break and star in some ridiculous horror movie screaming her head off while, say, her character disappeared south of the border for some experimental Huntington’s treatment for a hunk of the season, it would be such a welcome change of pace.
1. Sylar (“Heroes”)
Sylar’s a great creepy villain, but we’re burned out on the character at this point. We’d be thrilled if his personality would stay buried deep within its current Nathan shell for a good part of the season. Let another villain do nefarious deeds for a while — after all, even Batman didn’t fight the Joker every single week.
I agree with almost every one of these apart from Jenny from Gossip Girl and of course Thirteen on House who is played by Olivia Wilde, if she went we wouldn’t get any hot photoshoots.
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Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester has a new film role, having sex with her BF… on video. Yes, Leighton allegedly has a sex tape.
TMZ is reporting that Leighton’s tape is being shopped around town.
It was apparently shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.
A company called celebhotline.com [NSFW] is negotiating for the video. The company’s spokesperson, Kevin Blatt said,
“We’ve seen the tape and we’re hoping to close the deal.”
Leighton’s reps response? No comment.
source: [tmz]
NSFW image after the jump!
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Allie Is Wired! linked with Leighton Meester Has a Sex Tape
Sometimes I really really hate the bosses in Hollywood and half of the crap they churn out, this is definitely one of those times.
According to new reports, Hayden Panettierre attended a singing audition with Kenny Ortega, the director for the remake of Footloose.
If you remember – Zac Efron was originally set to play the lead role of Ren but dropped out, he has since been replaced by Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford. The role was played by Kevin Bacon back in 1984 when the movie first came out.
Well an insider says when Hayden auditioned for the role of Ariel “they were really impressed, no one realized what a good singer she is.”
A rep for the actress wouldn’t comment on it, but as we all know Hayden isn’t the worst singer in the world because last year she released a song called Wake Up Call.
Country singer and Dancing With The Stars dancer Julianne Hough is also in the running for the role that Hayden Panettierre is going for.
I would rather they not make the movie at all, but since we don’t have a choice who would you like to see in it?
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Gossip Girl‘s two hottest ladies, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, look even hotter than normal as they take the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine.
Blake and Leighton who play Serena Van Der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf on the TV show share an ice cream and a twizzler together, they then hold hands and in another photograph Leighton even sucks on Blake’s thumb.
The pair then hop into bed with the rest of the Gossip Girl cast, who Lively says they all “live within a five-block radius of one another.”
I admit that I watch Gossip Girl and I love it, but I love this photoshoot with Blake Lively and Leighton Meester even more.
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The Beaver Pond linked with Friday Morning Celebrity Links
