Guinness World Record for ‘Largest Simultaneous Skinny Dip’

What do you get when 317 nudists squeeze into a Virginia pool, in what they call “The Largest Skinny Dip Across North America”?

Thousands of people gathered at a nudist resorts across North America (the video below is from Baltimore)

Hopefully nothing if the chlorine does its job correctly. “You don’t have any pockets when you’re naked,” said one attendee who had apparently not yet met a nudist with a FUPA (those things can hold stuff for days!).

Why is everyone in that pool, someone you would NOT want to see naked?

source: Nudists set Guinness World Record for largest simultaneous skinny dip [ny daily news]

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