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Ashlee Simpson’s Ample Bosom

There’s no denying that Ashlee Simpson is showing signs of motherhood, any dummy could tell you that by her ample bosom.

On the other hand, I am quite uncertain about the headband.

It makes her hair look like a wig, better than Paris Hilton’s hair extensions, but not as good as her sister, Jessica Simpson — either way it’s still an insult.

If you want a real laugh, check out the video that Paris made for her hair extensions, it’s completely laughable.

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What others said:

  • Egotastic says, “I wonder whether people will care about Ashlee Simpson at all once she’s back to her normal body (if she’s ever back to her normal body), and carrying around a bunch of kids, and her gay husband. Judging by her album sales, though, they probably won’t.”

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Links To Hollywood - #130

Name That Celebrity Tattoo - City Rag

Christina Milian Shows Off The Bikini Booty in Miami - The Bastardly

Amy Winehouse Steals Food From a Bum - Ninja Dude

The Times Are a Changing for Milk Jugs - Bumpshack

Buy Kate Moss‘ Hair Extensions - Celebrity Smack

Benji Madden Thinks Paris Hilton is Pure (ha,ha,ha) - Flisted

Christina Aguilera Talks to Glamour - Bricks and Stones

Lara Logan War Correspondent Sex Scandal - Gawker

Spencer Pratt Apologizes for Being a Prick - Evil Beet Gossip

OK…Amanda Seyfried is Hot - Celeb Warship

We Love Celebrities Without Makeup - Popbytes

Celebrity Bikinis for Entire Month of June - Celebslam

Christian Heidi Montag Sings About Drinking Booze - Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan & Lily Allen Recording Together - Hollywood Rag

Speaking of Lily Allen - She Still Smokes Pot - TMZ

Verne Troyer Successfully Stops Mini Sex Tape - Holy Moly

Madonna’s Rep Denies Divorce - Again - Hot Momma Gossip

Restaurant That Serves in the Dark - Pop On The Pop

Let’s Visit Britney Spears‘ Jungle - Celeb News Wire

Meet Lindsay Lohan’s Bastard Sister, Ashley Lohan - Allie is Wired

 

Paris Hilton Looks Really Greasy

Paris Hilton attended the unveiling of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply, yes… I said Sally Beauty Supply, in New York City today and was looking just a tad on the greasy side.

Paris Hilton Looks Really Greasy - Photo

I bet her hair extensions are a huge hit on eBay.

source: PARIS HILTON SHINES [faded youth]

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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Fighting Again - VIDEO

Paris Near Nipple Slip Photo

These two bitches can’t keep their claws to themselves. Lindsay Lohan was kicking it at Avalon in LA for a Grammy after party. Instead of letting everyone get their drink on in piece, she started a bitch fight with Paris Hilton. The hotel pelvis princess entered the club and made her way to the VIP section. As Lohan was trying to woo Timbaland, Paris tried to upstage ol’ fire-crotch.

When Lindsay saw Paris’ attempt to distract Timbaland she shot her a death glare, pointed at her and yelled “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.” Hilton answered back “F**k off you bitch!” Oh how clever. As the girls of 3AM sat watching the events unfold, a source explained that they are both after the affections of Timbaland in order to breath life into their musical careers…on in this case lack there of.

quote1.jpg“Lindsay began fluffing up her hair extensions and launched into verbal attack. After her outburst she flounced past Paris, giving the hotel heirhead a death stare. And taking a huge swig of Red Bull, she made her move - clambering over a sofa towards her prey. Not to be outdone, nimble Paris hurdled a barrier and flung herself at him first.”

Paris Near Nipple Slip Photo

He was unimpressed with their desperate display. He ignored them the rest of the night despite efforts at positioning themselves as close as possible. I couldn’t imagine why. Just a few days ago Paris was out in Boston crooning “Stars are Blind” for a giggling crowd as her nipple almost slipped out of her dress. Beyond drunk, Hilton just tucked that puppy back in and went on with her inebriated serenade of the worst song I have ever been subjected to hearing.

Source: Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton fight at Grammys party [Mirror UK]

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Top 20 Richest Young Celebrities

The Young, Rich and Famous Celebs Raking It In

At 23 LeBron James is giving Kobe Bryant a run for his money. Literally. The basketball player is about to become the NBA’s high paid player. A 4 year contract worth $60 million is in the works to keep him happy with the Cleveland Cavaliers. Currently he is banking about half of that. With endorsement deals from Nike and Coca-Cola he is set to break the $100 million marker combined with his 4 year contract. Reggie Bush came in second on the payroll with $24 million followed by Maria Sharapova with a million dollar difference. Michelle Wie took 4th with a $19 mill paycheck for golfing.

The Young, Rich and Famous Celebs Raking It In The Young, Rich and Famous Celebs Raking It In

Media moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen bring home a around $17 million per twin. Not bad being that their last film was in 2004. The bulk of their income stems from their Wal-Mart line that caters to the boho loving Olsen tween crowd. Hollywood rehab queen, Lindsay Lohan, earned around $3.5 mill before heading to several strings of rehab sessions. Odd being that just about everything she touches turns into a flop.

The Young, Rich and Famous Celebs Raking It In The Young, Rich and Famous Celebs Raking It In

Younger still is Dakota Fanning. She has almost half a million for every year she has been alive. At 13 her starting rate is at Least $3 million per film. Fellow youngster Miley Cyrus is only 15 and could buy a boat, a million dollar home, her weight in shoes and a baby elephant with money left over to purchase hair extensions made from flying ponies. One album banked $3.5 million dollars, which will be a meager sum compared to her latest tour that kicked off last month. In order to score tickets to her alter ego concert you have to sell your first born on the black market.

The Young, Rich and Famous Celebs Raking It In

Harry Potter himself is a rich bitch. Daniel Radcliffe just broke 18 years on this earth and has $15 million dollars at his command. Co-stars Emma Watson, who has become a Chanel queen, and Rupert Grint are also not hurting for cash. They each could write a $4 million dollar check that wouldn’t bounce. The threesome have more money coming their way with two more Harry Potter films on their way.

The Young, Rich and Famous Celebs Raking It In The Young, Rich and Famous Celebs Raking It In

Avril Lavigne crooned out about $12 million in crappy songs this year . Her album “The Best Damn Thing” became an international hit. Meanwhile the country/pop queen Carrie Underwood cashed in around $7 million. Paid to party Paris Hilton “earned” $6.5 million just for being a pelvis princess.

Source: 20 Under 25: The Top-Earning Young Superstars [Forbes]

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Britney Spears Enters Rehab for Second Time

Britney Spears entered rehab Tuesday after a bizarre weekend that included shaving her head and getting a new tattoo. This is her second time, with the first lasting an entire day. Hopefully she will take this seriously and get the help she needs.

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photo credit: splash news

Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, told People magazine’s Web site that Spears, 25, had voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed treatment facility.

“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today,” Spears publicist Larry Rudolph said in a written statement. “We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those (privacy concerns) of her family and friends at this time.”

Rudolph did not say what Spears would be treated for or where the rehabilitation facility was located. Celebrity Web site TMZ.com reported the center was in the Los Angeles area and that she entered it at the urging of family members.

Calls to Spears’ representatives by The Associated Press weren’t immediately returned Tuesday.

Entertainment TV shows and Web sites had reported Friday that Spears had gone in and out of rehab that week.

Since announcing her separation from Kevin Federline in November, Spears has been seen partying heavily, and her appearance has been increasingly sloppy.

“We are witnessing Britney in the midst of a breakdown,” Ian Drew, editor at large at Us Weekly magazine, told the AP.

“She is a child star unraveling, and is the perfect example of when a child star evolves into an adult and doesn’t have someone telling them what to do, or giving them the right affirmative advice, and the right support,” Drew said. “She basically started out very young in a competitive business.”

New York-based psychiatrist Gail Saltz said she “would not be surprised” if Spears, mother to 5-month-old Jayden James and 1-year-old Sean Preston, was suffering from postpartum depression.

Her public split with Federline isn’t helping matters, Saltz told the AP. She suggested that Spears’ seemingly impulsive decision to shave her head was “a blatantly self-destructive, you know, desperate kind of act.”

Spears grabbed an electrical shaver at a San Fernando Valley salon and shaved her head bald Friday night. Video on KABC-TV showed a newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sat for a new tattoo - a pair of red-and-pink lips on her wrist.

Esther’s Haircutting Studio, where Spears shaved her head, set up a Web site to auction off her hair and other items for a minimum price of $1 million, J.T. Tognozzi, who owns the salon with his wife, told the AP.

“This is it, the opportunity of a lifetime,” according to BuyBritneysHair.com. The winning bidder gets Spears’ dark, knotty hair extensions, the clipper she used to cut them off, the Red Bull she drank at the salon and her cigarette lighter.

“This girl is out of control,” Joy Behar, a co-host on ABC’s “The View,” said Monday. “And, she’s in a lot of trouble. A lot of people feel this is self-mutilation.”

Craig Ferguson, host of CBS’ “The Late Late Show,” said that after seeing photos of Spears’ shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the “vulnerable.”

“For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it,” he told viewers Monday. “It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn’t be attacking the vulnerable.”

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Extra also sheds some light on why Britney might have gone bald in the first place. Apparently, Kevin Federline had threatened on Friday night, to have her hair tested for drugs. So… she got shed of the hair. The stubble can’t be tested, ha! Right.

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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shots Take Down Web

If you’re wondering what happened to Gone Hollywood for several hours yesterday evening, AP’s Erin Carlson provides a hint in a story entitled, “Britney’s crotch shots take Web by storm.” Actually, the title is more relevant than the story:

Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.

Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago in a surprise appearance on David Letterman’s show and while ice skating in New York’s Rockefeller Center in a Gap sweater. But now she’s unleashing her inner wild child, running around with party girls
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch to the paparazzi. (Be prepared to cringe if you dare to view the uncensored photos, splashed unceremoniously across the Web).

“She’s a beautiful girl and now that she’s single and she’s having fun, I think she’s just trying to express herself,” said New York-based celebrity image consultant Amanda Sanders. “Unfortunately, it’s the wrong message that’s coming across. And the shame is she was really such a role model.”

Spears, who turns 25 on Saturday, and Hilton were inseparable while hitting L.A. hotspots over the holiday weekend. People magazine reported Wednesday on its Web site that the duo will co-host the 2006 Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air live in Las Vegas on Monday (Fox, 8 p.m. EST).

The link in the story is mine, not AP’s. Still, Allie’s post on Britney’s showing way too much of herself and her September post about Lindsay Lohan flashing her nether regions were coming in at once and slamming our server, which quite literally was overheating. Our tech guru has come up with a work-around but we’ll keep an eye on it.

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Britney Spears “WAS” Looking Good…

…until she put “worn out” hair extensions on. Britney, Britney, Britney… it’s time to fork over the cash for some new hair. Hey… maybe Jessica could hook you up with a deal… eh?

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Pamela Anderson Looks Sorta Crappy!

Pamela Anderson, who has admitted that she can’t apply her own make-up… proved just that. From exposed hair extensions to “day old” make-up, Pammy looks like crap. Pamela is pictured at last night’s DVD release of Baywatch in Santa Monica.

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picture source: dlisted

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Jessica Simpson & Her Side-Kick, Ken Paves, Introduce Hair

Hair-Do Hair Extensions, the new line of clip-in hair inspired by Jessica Simpson and brought to the market by her hair guru and BFF, Ken Paves, celebrated it’s debut at the opening of Ken’s new hair salon in Beverly Hills last night. This is a monumental event and a shame you had to miss it. [heh]

Ken Paves’ next project will be the Home Shopping Network launch on October 2nd…real classy. Might as well peddle the wiglets on QVC. They can go on right after Marie Osmonds’ porcelain dolls.

Jessica Simpson-Hair-Do Extensions PIC

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