Oxford, Ohio police officers caught up with an 18-year-old guy dressed up as a breathalyzer machine, driving the wrong way down a one-way street Sunday morning.
The offending party, James Miller, was subsequently charged with underage drinking and DUI. Authorities also found an open can of Bud Light in the car’s center console, along with what was left of a case of beer in the passenger’s seat and trunk.
When given a real breathalyzer test, Miller blew a whopping .158, which is twice Ohio’s legal limit.
How life imitates art is so funny. His costume has a meter, which reads three levels: Boring, Life Of The Party, and Sotally Tober. Can you guess which one he was?
source:Breathalyzer Man Busted – [the smoking gun]
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We all know that Jordan is the epitome of classiness but she may have just outdone herself by wearing this costume for this years Halloween.

Jordan aka Katie Price decided to dress up as some kind of horny devil or something while her cross-dressing cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid forgot to dress up and went out in one of his g-strings, fishnet top, a bra and pair of highheels with some kind of hat on top.
The pair and some of their friends went to the fourth annual BloodLust charity ball for the night, they were joined by these fellow classy people:

(L-R) Emma B went as a vampire, Alicia Douvall as a ghost from the French Revolution, hostess Hofit Golan wore a tiny pink outfit, while socialite Henry Conway was a vampire.

On the other side of town was the Harry Potter cast who went to a bary named Harry’s Bar in Mayfair, their costumes went like this – Rupert Grint dressed up as Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange, Ton Felton as a Ghostbuster, with his girlfriend Jade Olivia looking like a sexy Cruella De Vil and as for the main man himself Daniel Radcliffe .. he carried his costume in a bag thinking nobody would see it but then this picture has popped up.
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source: Alex Reid dons stockings and suspenders as he and Katie Price vamp it up for Halloween [Daily Mail]
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