At this new much of the world’s population weeps. After giving birth to son Max, Christina Aguilera proudly sported her mommy knockers. Even Ellen was enamored with Christina’s boobs.
Alas, all good things must come to an end. The new mother has been making every effort to shed the baby weight. She has hit the boxing ring and the swimming pool in effort to regain her former physical stature. Even her baby-daddy joined her in the pool. Neighbors have been bitching about his skinny dipping adventures and noise.
“They don’t just splash around – they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they would keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.â€
Sexy noises!?! I can only imagine what their sexy noises are. I am sure it something similar to the sound a plunger makes in cartoons.
For some reason I find this creepy. Being a female I should be all over this. Yet somehow the idea of Woody Harrelson climbing the side of cliff nude just doesn’t do it for me.
Cheers on the testicular fortitude of risking some very unpleasant road rash in effort to climb out of the water. Thank the speedo gods that Owen Wilson chose to cover his pasty white parts with a pair of modest trunks.
But, who am I to judge? Nothing wrong with skinny dipping with your man pal. I chunky dunking with my neighbors all the time.
After the blow up doll that was created in Sarah Jessica Parker’s likeness surfaced, legal questions followed. Pipedream Products cranked out a sex doll that has HBO’s Sex and the City themed packaging. An attorney who can’t appreciate good puns and sex toys suggested the network take legal action.
“I would think HBO would make an effort to stop this on the basis of trademark infringement,” Brokate told the Post.
The courts don’t look kindly on this type of thing, which demeans the show and tarnishes the star’s image.”
Booo. What a spoil sport. Even though SJP and I are BFF in the land of Cara, I can’t imagine there is much demand for a Carrie Bradshaw blow up doll. I guess the Samantha version comes with a Shanghai surprise and crabs. It must be one of those signs when you know you have made it in life.
Parker joins the league of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria and Christina Aguilera sex dolls. I wonder if there is a congratulatory Hallmark card for the occasion.
Critics are saying Jay Leno crossed the line when he interviewed Stop-Loss star Ryan Phillippe Thursday night.
[For those of you that don't want to watch the whole thing -- it all starts at approximately 2:00 minutes in]
Leno was chatting with Phillippe about his first role as a gay teen on the soap One Life to Live when he asked,
“Can you give me, like – say that camera is your gay lover… Can you give me your ‘gayest look?’
Say that camera is Billy Bob – Billy Bob has just ridden in shirtless from Wyoming,”
Needless to say, Phillippe grew quite uncomfortable.
“Wow! That is so something I don’t want to do.”
Phillippe’s acting career began with an appearance in ABC daytime drama One Life to Live. His character Billy Douglas, whom he played from 1992 to 1993, was the first gay teenager in a daily soap opera, causing a stir.
GLAAD issued this statement today,
“We are proud of Ryan for refusing to participate in Leno’s thoughtless attempt at humor.
Under the guise of comedy, the talk-show host is demonstrating a lack of respect for the gay community and insensitivity to both his co-workers and the audience, to whom he owes an apology.”
What others said:
Dlisted says, “If Jay cared so much about seeing Ryan’s “gay face” he should have just rented “54.” There’s Phillipe gay face galore!”
A Socialites Life says, “I’m guessing Leno wanted Ryan to make his “gayest look” towards him. And follow it up with some Astroglide. Jay strikes me as one of those guys who’s watching the next-door neighbor’s son mow the lawn shirtless next door and playing with himself from behind the blinds.”
TMZ says, “Unfortunately, Leno has yet to apologize for 16 years of unfunny opening monologues.”
Christopher Clanton, who plays the role of Savino Bratton in “The Wire,” a police drama set in Baltimore, has been stabbed in that city. (Actually, he was stabbed in the butt — but the incident took place in Baltimore.)
Thankfully, he’s fine.
An actor on the Baltimore-based HBO series “The Wire” was stabbed in the chest and buttocks during a melee early yesterday at a social hall in Overlea.
About 2 a.m., Baltimore County police rushed to Overlea Event Center in the 6800 block of Belair Road, and used pepper spray to disperse a crowd of about 30 people, several of whom were fighting, a police spokesman said.
After the fight was over, police officers discovered that Christopher J. Clanton, 22, had been stabbed. Clanton, who played a recurring character on “The Wire,” was taken to Johns Hopkins Bayview Medical Center by ambulance, authorities said.
Reached by telephone this morning, Clanton, 22, said he was in good condition and expected to be released later today or tomorrow. “Mayhem broke out,” Clanton recounted. He said he was trying to push past a fight between two other men when someone started fighting with him, and others assaulted him. “I was trying to get out of the way. I wanted to get past one of the guys that was involved,” Clanton said. “It escalated from there.”
I hate it when that happens.
Jeff Quinton of Inside Charm City observes that, “Life imitated art this weekend for Christopher Clanton.”
Source: “‘Wire’ actor stabbed at Overlea party” [Baltimore Sun]
Steve-O was, according to a source, breaking holes in the walls of his L.A. apartment building when one of his neighbors dropped a dime on him, and even made a citizen’s arrest, holding Steve-O until the LAPD arrived, and took him away.
We’re told he’s at the LAPD’s Hollywood station waiting to be booked on vandalism charges.
Pauly Shore is suing neighbor Wes Craven for creating a nightmare on his property in a dispute between the two that began last year.
Shore claimed that a landslide on his Hollywood Hills property in December 2006 was caused by Craven’s failure to properly maintain vegetation and landscaping on a hillside on his property, according to a lawsuit filed Monday in Superior Court.
The comedian also alleged that Craven, the director of “A Nightmare on Elm Street” and the “Scream” series, did not eradicate rodents burrowing in the hill and made improvements on his property that “changed the geology, topography and drainage,” according to the lawsuit.
A call to Craven’s attorney Wednesday was not returned.
Shore’s allegations are part of a countersuit in response to a suit filed on behalf of Craven last June.
Craven alleged that Shore upgraded his home with a pool, spa, landscaping and other improvements that caused water to seep down a slope and damage his property.
Both suits seek unspecified damages and a judgment determining who should be held responsible.
This whole thing just seems completely ridiculous!
Despite rumors that Bar Refaeli would be this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model, it is in fact Marisa Miller.
Was she the best choice?
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Who is Marisa Miller?
Marisa Miller (born August 6, 1978) is an American supermodel. She is known for her many appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria’s Secret catalogs.
In 2007, Marisa shot her first television commercial for Victoria’s Secret with fellow supermodel Heidi Klum, causing quite a stir unexpectedly drawing more attention than Klum, as well as appearing in a cameo on the HBO show Entourage. Marisa was also featured as a model on the pilot episode of the new VH1 reality show The Shot.
On November 26, 2007, Marisa made a special guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother (episode: “The Yips”) with her fellow Victoria’s Secret supermodels (Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks, Miranda Kerr, and Heidi Klum).
Egotastic has a grand display of the other models in the issue.
AzLynn Berry, who is separated from the paparazzo now dating the faltering pop tart, has reportedly moved out of Los Angeles to escape the whirlwind of attention the all-consuming story has caused, and told Access Hollywood in a phone interview, “I was chased down the street by two men in a BMW.”
This is not the first time Britney has taken up with a someone’s man. Remember, her ex-husband and baby daddy Kevin Federline was involved withShar Jackson (who was actually expecting their second child together) when she stole him away from the Moesha star.
No stranger to cameras herself, Adnan’s 26-year-old wife is also, well … kinda hot. The Encino, Calif., resident finished second runner-up — out of 348 girls — in the National Face of Glamour Competition in 2006, and doesn’t exactly embarrass herself in the picture above.
Meanwhile, a neighbor is on record saying that Adnan and AzLynn “have an arrangement,” and AzLynn’s MySpace page says she’s “in a relationship,” so we’re not really sure what to think about all that.
Regardless of whether or not you believe that Adnan is out for Britney’s money, it appears that the sex is good.
THE ex lover of Britney Spears’s new boyfriend last night warned her: “Watch out – he’s wild.’’ Britney may hope Muslim Brummie Adnan Ghalib will be the devoted partner she needs to win back her kids.
But pretty brunette Nichole Grimes, 35, told how she thought she was the luckiest girl alive when the son of an Asian tailor asked her out.
Then her world fell apart as Adnan seduced her best mate behind her back. He went on to go through a new girlfriend every month. She said: “I should have known when he told me his favourite lesson was sex education.
JJ Abrams brings a monster movie to theaters. A monster of epic porportions attacks New York City in Godzilla style. What the monster is a mystery. Below is a supposed photo of the monster that appears to be some sort of mutated whale that breathes fire. I am guessing it is a hoax, but how awesome would I be for finding this one for. That’s right, bask in the blogger glory.
The Upside- The hype alone may be worth the price of a movie ticket. The Downside- The entire film is shot from the perspective of a video camera. All I can think of is the awful camera work of The Blair Witch Project.
Rambo-January 25th
Stallone shoots up the screen again in yet another Rambo. The plot is set in Thailand where a group of mercenaries and John Rambo try to infiltrate a Burmese village. The war filled trailer promises a fill of theatrical gore.
The Upside- It’s freaking Rambo people. The Downside- If there is such a thing as too much violence, this would be it. Then again…some might see that as an upside.
21- March 21st
Kevin Spacey brings us a hot way to appreciate math. It is based on a true story that involves some MIT college kids counting cards in Vegas. This is the math club I missed out on. The six students took several Vegas casinos for millions of dollars. If you are into books it came from the novel “Bringing Down the House.â€
The Upside- Kevin Spacey, a plot that should fuel a great movie and a moral lesson. The Downside- It could really be overdone and corny depending on the talent.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian- May 16th
The Pevensie children return to Narnia to help out ol’ Aslan. What has only been one year to the kids has been 1300 years in Narnia. Peter, Edmund, Susan and Lucy help out a prettied up Prince Caspian regain the throne. It follows the film The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. The 2004 wasn’t bad, but leaving things open to interpretation can hinder your views.
The Upside- The trailer was able to capture my attention and the books are a staple in many households. It looks to be a darker and intense view that echoes the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. The Downside- That interpretation factor could ruin a movie. When you create film from something that holds a legendary quality it is easy to screw up.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull- May 22nd
Harrison Ford teams up with up and coming Shia LaBeouf in the latest installment of the Indiana Jones films. The film is set in the Cold War of 1957 and Shia is rocking a pompadour. No trailers out there yet.
The Upside- Harrison Ford returns to the character of Jones after an 18 year hiatus. The Jones film hype speaks for itself. The Downside- That is a lot of hype to live up to. Sequels are hard to impress an audience with. Especially when 18 years of anticipation is behind it.
Sex and the City- May 30th
Sarah Jessica Parker brings sexy back in the film version on the HBO series. The series strayed into new realms that women have no fear to talk about in real life. Beyond love, relationships and men the four women became heroes to the modern day bored housewife. They freely talked about sex and cranked out some quotes that will not leave you.
“I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.â€
The Upside- The series was fearless, if the movie is the same way we are in for a treat. The Downside- Oh let me count the possible factors that could doom the film. So much has been leaked online it will be beyond predictable. The second factor….I fear it will be one of those things that ended on a high note, but they tried to squeeze one last dime from a concept that is stale.
The Happening- June 13th
Yes that is a Friday the 13th release date. M. Night Shyamalan strikes again with another thriller. While the past few Night films have failed to impress the masses, this one is rumored to be a redemption. Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo and Spencer Breslin star in the film that is already rated “R.â€
The Upside- I would love to see M. Night get back into the swing of twisted thrillers that rival The Sixth Sense. The Downside- It could be a further disappointment that could be the final blow.
Batman: The Dark Knight- July 18th
The Dark Knight is probably the most anticipated films. Heath Ledger and Christian Bale star in the latest installment of the Batman films. The sequel features the ultimate villain, the Joker. When I heard Ledger was cast in the role I was disappointed. I kept picture this pretty boy in the Joker’s shoes giggling as he tried to thwart Bale. The trailer has redeemed my faith in the film. This version of the Joker is darker, better, more intense and believable as a psycho. Kudos to Heath for proving me wrong.
The Upside- Maggie Gyllenhaal replaced Katie Holmes’ dumbass damsel in distress. The Downside- Let me get back to you on that.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince- November 21st
Harry Potter is one of those films that directors can easily screw up. (Ahem…Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban.) The last film of the series wasn’t bad and the director who was at the helm for returns again for the Half Blood Prince. My fingers are crossed for those Harry Potter fans who are so very dedicated to the books. Either way you can bet that this film will not fly under the radar.
The Upside- Harry Potter has become the new aged superhero that has started a following that is appealing to all ages. The books are beyond detailed, here’s hoping for some cinema magic. The Downside- If you haven’t read the books by the end of the this film you will be lost. So much has already been left out of the films that, personally, I feel are vital to understand the plot.
The Lovely Bones- Currently Rumored Release in Summer 2008
Peter Jackson won my heart by not completely killing the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Here we have another novel based film that has a big budget. Ryan Gosling had the leading male role before age became a factor and Mark Wahlberg reportedly took his place. The story is from the perspective of a 14 year old girl who was raped and murdered by a neighbor. She tells the tale from heaven and shows the lives of those affected by her death.
The Upside- Great cast, great director and the material is of substance. The Downside- How freakin’ sad!
Sources: Yahoo Top 10 Movies [Yahoo] and 55 Movies Not to Miss of 2008 [Slash Films]
Mark Hatten has been freed. After spending time in jail for beating Anna Nicole’ neighbor back in 2000, Mark stood outside Hyde in all his tattooed glory with his skank. The two put on a disgusting show of affection and tongued each other like a couple of tigers bathing it’s young.
In case you are failing to remember this nutcase, he was the creep who stalked Smith and made terrorist threats against her. He also claimed to have fathered Dannielynn and also been responsible for two other pregnancies that ended in miscarriages. This was reported from letters he sent to several media outlets. He scribbled school-girl notes to TMZ and Extra staking his claim in the frenzy over Anna’s death. Little hand drawn stars, smiley faces, peace signs and hearts adorned the letter that look like it came from the desk of an 8th grader.
Oh yes. This guy should totally be free to roam amongst the masses. Not at all creepy and probably doens’t have lampshades made out of human skin in his apartment.
Source: Anna Nicole Nutcase Out of Can — and Making Out! [TMZ]
Borat is dead. Sacha Baron Cohen tells The Daily Telegraph that he’s retiring the clueless Kazakh journalist, as well as his alter ego, aspiring rapper Ali G.
“When I was being Ali G and Borat I was in character sometimes 14 hours a day and I came to love them, so admitting I am never going to play them again is quite a sad thing,” the 36-year-old actor-comedian says in the British newspaper’s Friday edition.
“It is like saying goodbye to a loved one. It is hard, and the problem with success, although it’s fantastic, is that every new person who sees the Borat movie is one less person I `get’ with Borat again, so it’s a kind of self-defeating form, really.”
Baron Cohen brought Borat Sagdiyev — an anti-Semitic buffoon in search of Pamela Anderson — to the masses last year with his smash comedy, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.” He first introduced the character on “Da Ali G Show,” which was carried in the U.S. on HBO.
“It’s much easier for me to be in character and it’s a lot more fun,” he says. “If I’d done the entire promotional campaign for (the `Borat’ movie) as myself it wouldn’t have developed in the same way.”
While amusing characters, it’s the same gag over and over. At some point, it gets rather contrived.
Source: Report: Baron Cohen offing Borat, Ali G (AP)
And by dated I mean screwed. The two met up over the Thanksgiving holiday, traded numbers, bumped wishbones and Lindsay made a break for it. She is already seeking solace in someone else’s bed. But the rumor mill reports that she first dumped Riley Giles so she could sink her claws into Heath. At least she got rid of Riley first. Slutty but honest.
She and Ledger first met up at Beatrice Inn in NY and they exchanged numbers and later fluids. After several booty calls the two were in a purely physical relationship. Now that she has had her way with him she has already jumped ship and landed in the arms of Paris Hilton’s leftovers, Stavros Niarchos, again.
Lindsay managed to keep the attention of Stavros at a party at Crimson in Hollywood. Paris was there and made a few attempts at hook up with Niarchos. He ended up leaving with the walking mattress, Lohan, leaving Hilton wandering around looking for him.
I know everyone is guilty of slumming it with some hood-rats, but any activity involving that girl requires antibiotics and a tetanus shot.
Source: Back For More [Dlisted] and Ex Marks the Spot for Lindsay [Page Six]
Somehow, Britney Spears losing her virginity at the age of 14… didn’t make the list.
10. Reese Witherspoon
Reese’s brother was arrested for sexual battery
On October 5, 2002, Reese Witherspoon’s older brother, John, was arrested after he entered a Nashville neighbor’s home and tried to undress and kiss a woman while she slept. John, 34, pled guilty to lesser charges, and according to his attorney, he “took her word for it,†because he was drunk and blacked out on the night in question. Reese, 31, helped her brother after he finished his two years on probation by making him her personal assistant on the ironically titled film Our Family Trouble.
9. Gavin Rossdale
Gavin had a secret love child
In 2004, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, 42, were happily married and planning for a baby. But that October, Gwen got shocking news — Gavin’s 15-year-old goddaughter was actually his love child with former flame Pearl Lowe. “He stopped returning my calls,†Pearl says. DNA tests confirmed that Daisy Lowe was in fact his daughter. Gwen, 38, was said to be devastated, but soon after announced she was pregnant with her and Gavin’s baby Kingston, now 18 months. “You get through the rocky times,†Gwen has said.
8. Michelle Williams
Michelle’s dad faces tax evasion charges
Michelle Williams has been estranged from her father, Larry, since she was 15, but she’s still upset that the IRS charged the 64-year-old stock market trader with evading $1.5 million in taxes after he flew to Australia. “It’s a strange thing having one’s father locked up, but you get used to it,†Michelle, 27, says. When he was arrested in May 2006, it wasn’t lost on Michelle that her dad was detained in her ex Heath Ledger’s native country. “Of all places,†she says. “It’s like, could you pick somewhere else to be arrested?â€
7. Woody Harrelson
Woody’s father was a convicted hit man
Woody Harrelson was only 7-years-old when his father, Charles, killed a Texas businessman and was put in jail. “I don’t feel he was much of a father,†says Woody. “He took no part in my upbringing.†Later, while Woody was attending college, his father was arrested again for the murder of a federal judge. Charles denied it and appealed to his son for support. “He was no saint,†says Woody, 46. “But I think he’s innocent of that killing.†Charles died in March while serving two life sentences.
Growing up, Tobey Maguire’s home life was far from perfect. At the age of 3, his parents split and he was forced to live with other family members. Then, in 1993, when Tobey was 18, his down-on-his-luck dad, Vincent, a cook, robbed a California bank and served two years in prison. Says a family friend of the shocking situation: “Tobey is aware his dad made a rash decision which cost him dearly. He was broke and has been a model citizen ever since.†Tobey, 32, learned a valuable lesson. “Growing up the way I did, I have a very serious ambition to make money and have some security,†he says.
4. Orlando Bloom
Orlando didn’t know who his real dad was
Growing up in Canterbury, Kent, England, Orlando Bloom believed that author and civil rights activist Harry Bloom was his father. Harry died when Orlando was only 4, and family friend Colin Stone became his legal guardian. It wasn’t until Orlando was a teenager that his mom, Sonia, admitted that Colin was actually his biological dad. “As long as I can remember, Colin has been a good friend, but I always thought Harry was my real father,†says Orlando, 30. “I don’t remember much about Harry, but my mother always speaks highly of him,†he says.
3. Halle Berry
Halle’s dad was abusive
Halle Berry’s parents divorced when she was a toddler. But her mom, Judith, invited her dad, Jerome, to move back into their Ohio home when Halle was 10 because she felt her daughters needed a father figure. Halle calls that year “the worst of my life,†because of Jerome’s violent behavior. “He abused my mother and my sister Heidi constantly,†she admits. Although she wasn’t harmed, “I was dealing with a lot of guilt,†Halle, 41, says.
2. Charlize Theron
Charlize’s mom killed her father
On June 21, 1991, Charlize Theron’s dad returned to their South African home after a long night of drinking. “My dad had a disease,†Charlize, 32, says. “He was an alcoholic.†Charlize says her dad never physically harmed her, but admits “he was a verbal abuser.†So when he fired a shotgun into the then 15-year-old’s bedroom, her mom, Gerda, shot and killed her husband. The court ruled it self-defense. “If my daughter was in the same situation, I’d do the same thing,†admits Charlize.
1. Nicole Richie
Nicole’s real dad was in Lionel’s band
Nicole Richie has always known Lionel and Brenda Richie as her mom and dad. But her real parents were actually members of Lionel’s band, who gave her up when she was 3-years-old. “My parents were friends with Lionel and they trusted that they would be better able to provide for me,†reveals Nicole, 26. So the Simple Life star — who was officially adopted when she was 9, a year before Lionel and Brenda divorced — was raised in an upscale LA suburb, where she met best friend Paris Hilton and dealt with her famous dad’s constant absence. “When Nicole came along, I was gone,†Lionel, 58, admits. Though her teens were rocky — she went to rehab for heroin addiction — Nicole is now very close with Brenda and Lionel.
“They don’t just splash around – they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they would keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.â€
“I would think HBO would make an effort to stop this on the basis of trademark infringement,” Brokate told the Post.
“Can you give me, like – say that camera is your gay lover… Can you give me your ‘gayest look?’
Steve-O was, according to a source, breaking holes in the walls of his L.A. apartment building when one of his neighbors dropped a dime on him, and even made a citizen’s arrest, holding Steve-O until the LAPD arrived, and took him away. 
Shore claimed that a landslide on his Hollywood Hills property in December 2006 was caused by Craven’s failure to properly maintain vegetation and landscaping on a hillside on his property, according to a lawsuit filed Monday in Superior Court.
THE ex lover of Britney Spears’s new boyfriend last night warned her: “Watch out – he’s wild.’’ Britney may hope Muslim Brummie Adnan Ghalib will be the devoted partner she needs to win back her kids.
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Borat is dead. Sacha Baron Cohen tells The Daily Telegraph that he’s retiring the clueless Kazakh journalist, as well as his alter ego, aspiring rapper Ali G.
