“Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment.”
I love Heather Locklear and her crazy drunken ass. This is a good day. What would life be without her hot mess throwing up gang signs and informing the world she doesn’t mind the stinky pinky.
I have no idea what the other signs mean. Perhaps it has something to do with being apart of the Happy Hands Club and this is her interpretation of Tone Loc’s Funky Cold Medina.
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Source: Heather Locklear is Drunken Slut of the Day [Drunken Stepfather]
Sambora was arrested yesterday after having one too many drinks and trying to drive his drunken carcass around Laguna Beach.
The Bon Jovi guitar player was driving his black Hummer like a bat out of hell around 11 p.m. on Tuesday night. Officers pulled him over and gave Richie several field sobriety tests. After failing miserably, police booked him for a DUI. Like an idiot, he opted to take a blood test over the breathalyzer. He was then released around 4 a.m. one Wednesday.
How is that this drunken prune managed to bed Denise Richards and Heather Locklear? The man has been in and out of rehab twice and still has the same haircut he had back when men with feathered hair was hot. Now he is endangering the lives of others to drive around inebriated.
Maybe he was looking for the cast of “The Hills.”
UPDATE: Sambora had an unknown female passenger at the time of his arrest. Word has it that the passenger was his 10 year old daughter Ava. What an asshat.
For David Spade, art is imitating life: The funny guy admitted Wednesday night that, yes, he dated Heather Locklear – and their sitcom relationship will be somewhat similar.
“You gonna go there already?” he mock-squirmed as David Letterman locked and loaded his first Locklear question on CBS’s Late Show. “Did you actually ever date her?” Letterman probed. “And you know what I mean by date…”
As Paul Shaffer egged him on from the bandstand, Spade, 43, conceded, “We did date there for a while. Gorgeous girl. She was great. We’re friends and now she’s on the show,” he explained about Locklear’s upcoming part on his CBS sitcom Rules of Engagement.
“She plays a girl that dates me that everyone says she shouldn’t be dating,” Spade laughed. “It’s like even on my show that’s the angle.”
Of course, Locklear has since moved on and is now dating her former Melrose Place costar, Jack Wagner.
Heather Mills is reportedly in the US to meet with producers about turning her life story into a feature film. She’s also already thinking that Reese Witherspoon can play her in the movie.
Heather Mills has flown to the US to plan a Hollywood film about her life - and she wants Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon to take the starring role.
She is keen to get Reese Witherspoon, 31, who won a best actress Oscar last year for her portrayal of June Carter Cash in Walk the Line, to play her.
A well-placed source told the Mail: “Heather has been working for some time on the biopic. Of course it had all been shelved while she thought they were heading for a settlement.
“But the script was dusted off pretty rapidly over the weekend. She had wanted Heather Locklear to play her. She now feels someone with slightly more credibility like Reese Witherspoon should play her. Heather wants an unknown to play Paul.
What other’s said:
Dlisted says, “Gold Digger: The Movie — I’m pretty sure nobody gives a f#ck about seeing Heather’s life on the big screen.”
Serena Kappes and Marla Lehner have a photo feature in People entitled, “After the Split: Moving On!” The inspiration: “Sheryl Crow, Heather Locklear and other suddenly single stars are bouncing back.”
I, for one, was concerned as to whether Crow or Locklear would ever get laid again. After all, who wants to sleep with incredibly good looking women who are rich and famous, too?
Sheryl Crow, 44, walked tall on the catwalk at a New York Fashion Week charity show (right) on Feb. 3 — the same day she and fiancé Lance Armstrong announced their split. Days later, she attended the Grammys solo (and feasted with Steven Tyler at a Feb. 7 pre-party). “She will be just fine,” says pal Natalie Cole. “She is a strong woman.”
Also featured are Heather Locklear, Sophia Bush, Jessica Simpson, Hillary Swank, Denise Richards, and Nichole Richie.
“Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment.”
Heather Mills has flown to the US to plan a Hollywood film about her life - and she wants Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon to take the starring role.
