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Heather Mills Blows $20 Million

According to The Sun Heather Mills is stupid for many reasons, blowing through $20 million over $50 million divorce settlement is one of them.

Mills was awarded the money in her divorce with Paul McCartney back in March but so far she has spent $19 million on her home which includes a $5 million apartment in New York City, $6 million on other homes and $2 million “that her boyfriend Jamie Walker, 36, is building at her request, although he is recovering from a broken leg.”

On top of this she has paid her staff about $500,000 and donated $1 million in vegetarian food to children in the Bronx.

A source said “Heather’s been moaning her money isn’t going as far as she thought, but she’s just burning her way through it. She reckons she has spent £10million since the divorce and still doesn’t have a finished house to live in. She hasn’t changed. In her eyes the whole world is against her.”

What the hell? I can’t even conceive the idea of spending that much money in such a little time and what kids want vegetarian food donated to them?

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Wife Takes Divorce Drama to YouTube

We’re the YouTube Generation, living in the YouTube Era, in a YouTube World. And now we apparently have a YouTube Divorce.

Some prominent New York divorce lawyers couldn’t think of another case where a spouse - in this instance, the wife of a major Broadway theater operator - had taken to YouTube to spill the secrets of a marriage in an apparent effort to gain leverage and humiliate the other side.

quote2_thumbnail.jpg“This is absolutely a new step, and I think it’s scary,” said Bonnie Rabin, a divorce lawyer who has handled high-profile cases. “People used to worry about getting on Page Six (the gossip page of the New York Post). But this? It brings the concept of humiliation to a whole new level.”

In a tearful and furious YouTube video with close to 150,000 hits to date, former actress and playwright (”Bonkers”) Tricia Walsh-Smith lashes out against her husband, Philip Smith, president of the Shubert Organization, the largest theater owner on Broadway.

She goes through their wedding album on camera, describing family members as “bad” or “evil” or “nasty,” and talks about how her husband is allegedly trying to evict her from their luxury apartment. She also makes embarrassing claims regarding their intimate life, and then calls his office on camera to repeat those claims to a stunned assistant.

Famed divorce attorney Raoul Felder, called for comment on the video, termed the whole thing “funny, but there’s also sadness. This is a victim who is holding her head up. I think she comes off well.”

Then again, Felder allowed that he is now representing Walsh-Smith - though he wasn’t when she made the YouTube video.

As for Smith, his office said he had no comment and his lawyers said they didn’t, either - “other than that we’re kind of appalled.”

Who does this woman think she is… Heather Mills?

source: [ap]

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Heather Mills Has Crooked Boobs

Heather Mills walked the red carpet at the 2008 Miss USA Pageant — the crowd booed her. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough — her boobs were crooked!

Heather Mills Has Crooked Boobs - Photo



quote2.jpgThe former model’s overzealous attempt to lift and separate turned heads for all the wrong reasons over the weekend.

But the night went from bad to worse for the 39-year-old, was later booed and jeered as she was introduced on the judging panel.

Heather has previously claimed that public opinion of her in the US was “99 per cent positive,” and was left visibly upset when part of the audience at the Planet Hollywood hotel began to heckle as she took to the stage with hosts Donny and Marie Osmond.

The bad news for us? It looks like the rumors are true and Heather plans to move to the United States.

quote2.jpg“In England, people don’t like me. But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize I’ll be better off in the States.”

Her appearance at the beauty pageant came just days after she launched an astonishing tirade against Sir Paul McCartney and “his three girlfriends” on GMTV, saying: “I wish all the girls the best of luck. Better them than me.”

I fear for this woman’s life.

source: Heather Mills’ wonky cleavage scores low marks as she’s booed at Miss USA pageant [daily mail]

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Heather Mills Has Arrived

Heather Mills tried out her best disguise as she arrived at Newark Airport yesterday.

The woman is brilliant. Heather… just walk away from our dirt!

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Heather had on a dark wig and giant shades to try and hide her true identity as she jetted out to LA where she’ll be judging the Miss USA Pageant.

source: EXCLUSIVE: WHAT THE MUCCA!! [inf daily]

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Paul McCartney Replaced Heather Mills

Paddling in the azure waters of the Caribbean with a stunning new girlfriend at his side, these are the pictures which show Paul McCartney is well and truly over Heather Mills.

Paul McCartney Replaced Heather Mills - Photo

Sir Paul jetted off on a romantic break with wealthy American socialite Nancy Shevell just seven days after his divorce from Heather was finalized.

As Heather continues to cry over the amount of money she received, Paul is in the Caribbean finding romance.

Who is Nancy Shevell?

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Shevell is a member of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority board, to which she was appointed in 2001 by then-governor George Pataki. She is also a vice president of her family’s business, New England Motor Freight, based in Elizabeth, New Jersey.

This post is dedicated to the sheer pleasure of annoying Heather.

source: A stroll in the surf: The beach beauty who’s bringing Sir Paul back to happiness [daily mail]

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Heather Mills Attacks Attorney and Plans Move to America

Heather Mills Attacks Attorney and Plans Move to America

The details of the Heather Mills and Paul McCartney’s divorce trial are spilling into the media with fervor. After the dirty pirate hooker’s gold-digging entrepreneur paid off yesterday, the High Court judge was not shy in his feelings towards Mills. While Judge Bennett made his ruling, he was steadfast in his opinion that Heather and her claim “is and was unreasonable, indeed exorbitant,’ He also called her evidence “not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid. Overall she was a less than impressive witness.”

Heather Mills Attacks Attorney and Plans Move to America

To add to her already unlikable and immature character, Heather dumped water over Paul McCartney’s lawyer. Fiona Shackleton saved the former Beatle millions and made a strong case against Mills. In retaliation to Fiona’s defense strategy Heather dumped water over her head in some sort of in-court baptism/revenge. Unless Shackleton is made out of sugar this proved nothing but the fact that Mills is a complete moron and lacks the courage to be the better person. (Now that you have your scratch, please buy some dignity and someone to do your thinking for you. )

England may get a much needed/wanted break from Heather. She has hired Gloria Allred to represent her in America. In what is a hypocritical move for Mills, she plans to utilize the service of the well known legal pariah and cross the pond.

quote2.jpg“With at least $33 million burning a hole in her pocket, Heather Mills has hired Gloria Allred to be her advocate in the United States. Gloria, who says she’s honored to represent Heather, tells PageSix.com, “Heather was delighted with the outcome today. It was about justice. Heather was a winner before she met Paul, and she will continue to be a winner. I admire Heather for her charity work.”

Sweet mother of all that is sacred in this world! Keep her over there. We don’t want her! Although if the U.N is willing to barter…if they take Mariah Carey, Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton….we’ll take Mills.

Source: Heather Mills throws water over Paul McCartney lawyer over £24.3m divorce [Times Online UK]

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Heather Mills ‘So, So Happy’ About $50 Million Divorce

I would be to if my gold digging investment just paid off. Mills was awarded almost $50 million in her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney.

The trial has been a drawn out process spanning over every dramatically point including phantom limb issues. After the court made is decision Mills happily told reporters that she was giddy.

Heather Mills $50 Divorce- One Legged Ho is ‘So, So Happy’Heather Mills $50 Divorce- One Legged Ho is ‘So, So Happy’

quote2.jpg“I am so glad it’s over. It was an incredible result in the end to secure my and my daughter’s future. And that of all the charities I plan on helping and making a difference with.”

The two share a daughter, Beatrice, who will be taken care of by Mills. She is pissed that her daughter only gets $70,000 a year and says the income is meager and lower class.

“Beatrice only gets $70,000 a year so she is obviously meant to travel B class while her father travels A class. But obviously I will pay for that.”

Yeah, I am sure Bea will be going to school wearing dirty old pillow cases on that. Because the rest of us all crawl around like vermin on a $70k a year income. Now that you have further insulted everyone, why don’t you go take your millions and buy a new peg-leg you dirty pirate hooker. Money can’t buy class. Just an FYI.

Source: Heather Mills Gets $50 Million From Sir Paul McCartney [Bump Shack]

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Howard Stern Sues Fox Television

Howard Stern agreed this morning that he should sue Fox Television for its show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” for stealing his idea.

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Stern has done this bit, often with strippers or porn stars going up against kids, for years. He even called his game the same name as Jeff Foxworthy’s version.

Stern said there were documented meetings with Fox. In the documents, Fox offers to buy the idea from Stern — to which Stern said, “No.”

Fox should know better than that, really.

quote1.JPG“Yeah, I’m gonna sue, …

Call me Heather Mills McCartney, I want everything.”

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