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Heather Mills Has ArrivedHeather Mills tried out her best disguise as she arrived at Newark Airport yesterday. The woman is brilliant. Heather… just walk away from our dirt!  Heather had on a dark wig and giant shades to try and hide her true identity as she jetted out to LA where she’ll be judging the Miss USA Pageant. source: EXCLUSIVE: WHAT THE MUCCA!! [inf daily] Popularity: 3% [?]
Paul McCartney Replaced Heather MillsPaddling in the azure waters of the Caribbean with a stunning new girlfriend at his side, these are the pictures which show Paul McCartney is well and truly over Heather Mills.  Sir Paul jetted off on a romantic break with wealthy American socialite Nancy Shevell just seven days after his divorce from Heather was finalized. As Heather continues to cry over the amount of money she received, Paul is in the Caribbean finding romance. Who is Nancy Shevell?  Shevell is a member of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority board, to which she was appointed in 2001 by then-governor George Pataki. She is also a vice president of her family’s business, New England Motor Freight, based in Elizabeth, New Jersey. This post is dedicated to the sheer pleasure of annoying Heather. source: A stroll in the surf: The beach beauty who’s bringing Sir Paul back to happiness [daily mail] Popularity: 3% [?]
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Heather Mills Attacks Attorney and Plans Move to America
The details of the Heather Mills and Paul McCartney’s divorce trial are spilling into the media with fervor. After the dirty pirate hooker’s gold-digging entrepreneur paid off yesterday, the High Court judge was not shy in his feelings towards Mills. While Judge Bennett made his ruling, he was steadfast in his opinion that Heather and her claim “is and was unreasonable, indeed exorbitant,’ He also called her evidence “not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid. Overall she was a less than impressive witness.”
To add to her already unlikable and immature character, Heather dumped water over Paul McCartney’s lawyer. Fiona Shackleton saved the former Beatle millions and made a strong case against Mills. In retaliation to Fiona’s defense strategy Heather dumped water over her head in some sort of in-court baptism/revenge. Unless Shackleton is made out of sugar this proved nothing but the fact that Mills is a complete moron and lacks the courage to be the better person. (Now that you have your scratch, please buy some dignity and someone to do your thinking for you. ) England may get a much needed/wanted break from Heather. She has hired Gloria Allred to represent her in America. In what is a hypocritical move for Mills, she plans to utilize the service of the well known legal pariah and cross the pond.
Sweet mother of all that is sacred in this world! Keep her over there. We don’t want her! Although if the U.N is willing to barter…if they take Mariah Carey, Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton….we’ll take Mills. Source: Heather Mills throws water over Paul McCartney lawyer over £24.3m divorce [Times Online UK] Popularity: 2% [?]
Heather Mills ‘So, So Happy’ About $50 Million DivorceI would be to if my gold digging investment just paid off. Mills was awarded almost $50 million in her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney. The trial has been a drawn out process spanning over every dramatically point including phantom limb issues. After the court made is decision Mills happily told reporters that she was giddy.
The two share a daughter, Beatrice, who will be taken care of by Mills. She is pissed that her daughter only gets $70,000 a year and says the income is meager and lower class.
Yeah, I am sure Bea will be going to school wearing dirty old pillow cases on that. Because the rest of us all crawl around like vermin on a $70k a year income. Now that you have further insulted everyone, why don’t you go take your millions and buy a new peg-leg you dirty pirate hooker. Money can’t buy class. Just an FYI. Source: Heather Mills Gets $50 Million From Sir Paul McCartney [Bump Shack] Popularity: 3% [?]
Howard Stern Sues Fox TelevisionHoward Stern agreed this morning that he should sue Fox Television for its show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” for stealing his idea. 
Stern has done this bit, often with strippers or porn stars going up against kids, for years. He even called his game the same name as Jeff Foxworthy‘s version. Stern said there were documented meetings with Fox. In the documents, Fox offers to buy the idea from Stern — to which Stern said, “No.” Fox should know better than that, really.
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Heather Mills is a Piece of WorkHeather Mills, who is yet to be divorced from Paul McCartney has decided to sue her former attorneys, to whom she currently owes almost $3 million, for giving her “bad advice“. What a crock!  Mills owes almost 20 months of unpaid legal bills to her divorce lawyers Mischon de Reya, one of Britain’s top and most well-known divorce firms. This is London reports,
I believe it was her law firm, who suggested that Heather not make an ass out of herself on the string of talk shows not too long ago. Good sound advice if you ask me! Paul has already offered Mills $22 million for their 4 year marriage, but she’s not content with that amount. Mills is asking for about $75 million, ownership of several properties throughout Britain, and fighting against a confidentiality clause. Obviously, Heather wants a book deal. source: Heather to sue divorce lawyers as they pursue her for £2m unpaid fees [this is london] Popularity: 3% [?]
Paul McCartney Gets Heart OperationHeather Mills is trying to kill Paul McCartney! After a grueling 18 months of divorce battle with Heather Mills [the bitch is crazy], Paul McCartney has gone under the knife.  Daily Mail reports,
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Heather Mills Porn Photos – Round 2
Heather Mills continues her porn campaign. Last time Heather Mills nude porn photos surfaced they were from a sex book that she participated in. This time the magazine that featured her (pre-prosthetic) isn’t an educational resource for those looking to spice up their bedroom activities. A smut magazine featured Mills in a “compromising†position. Laden in red lace, she gives a full frontal of her candy shop. The top caption on the spread (pun intended) read, “I’m gonna drive you crazy with my body…” Egad someone get a hose! I’m really interested in seeing what defense she comes up with. Perhaps it will be something like….”Well, you see. I was getting dressed at this random Waffle House when I fell and this guy with a camera accidentally took my picture. Then, he asked for my autograph and I didn’t realize I was signing a release form. Crazy huh!†Sources: Mucca’s A Porn Liar [News of the World] Heather Mills Naked [Beatles Number 9] To see Heather Mills and her naughty 1980′s NSFW smut, click “Continued…” Popularity: 23% [?]
Heather Mills in Seductive Ad Campain As if we can’t stand her enough as it is. Heather Mills on what appears to be a billboard ad protesting meat and dairy products. Is she supposed to be ROAD KILL in that picture above?!? I like how they made it look like a puddle of ooze surrounding her body. Yeah… real sexy.  Reports the Daily Mail,
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“With at least $33 million burning a hole in her pocket, Heather Mills has hired Gloria Allred to be her advocate in the United States. Gloria, who says she’s honored to represent Heather, tells PageSix.com, “Heather was delighted with the outcome today. It was about justice. Heather was a winner before she met Paul, and she will continue to be a winner. I admire Heather for her charity work.â€
“Yeah, I’m gonna sue, …
The latest legal action comes as Ms Mills prepares to go face-to-face with her estranged husband Sir Paul McCartney for a dramatic five-day divorce hearing that will decide how much she receives from his estimated £825 million fortune. 
Sir Paul McCartney has undergone heart surgery, it has been revealed.
Looking sultry in a gold sequinned dress with the caption, Heather Mills has chosen a high-profile bill board campaign to announce her newly single status after splitting from Sir Paul McCartney.