As we all know Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are so broke they are on the verge of filing bankruptcy but there is hope for them because they have just received an offer for a whopping $100,000.
The only catch is they would have to leave the country and move to Costa Rica, where they would have to get a real job. Betting website YouWager.com have offered the couple the chance to move countries and “manage the odds and lines surrounding the entertainment sector, ranging from celebrity news and pop culture to music and movies.”
Sources tell TMZ that Spencer is of course considering the idea but only if he can legally own a gun there because of the recent political trouble going on between Costa Rica and Nicaragua.
Let’s all cross our fingers and pray that these two dimwits take this offer up and move away.
source: Heidi & Spencer — $100,000 to Stay Out of the U.S. [TMZ]
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are apparently on the verge of filing for bankruptcy after they blew over $10 million they made from working on The Hills and other projects.
How did they spend all that money? Well they spent $3 million on Heidi’s flop of a music career, they rented out a $35,000 a month house in Malibu, they spent hundreds of thousands on Heidi’s surgeries, bought six cars, rented private jets and finally all of his healing crystals.
The couple, who claim that they owe $2 million in taxes, claim to be now living in Spencer’s parents guesthouse (which is a studio apartment) and that his parents are paying for their grocery’s. Spencer says…
“We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part, In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved. We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment checks.
We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years, The ratings were consistent. But we never saw Jersey Shore coming. Before, TV audiences were fine with seeing us all argue, but now they want you to punch one another in the face and hook up with three different people. Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy in comparison. No wonder we got canceled.”
I never know what to believe with these two, although they are so stupid I wouldn’t put it past them to spend that much money.
source: Heidi and Spencer bankrupt: How we blew 10 million [Life & Style]
Ever since Megan Fox‘s departure from Transformers 3 there has been a number of names thrown around as to who will replace her but Heidi Montag really wants the role, in fact she want’s it so much she recorded and uploaded this audition tape.
Heidi recorded this quick audition piece of her running around American Defense Enterprise shooting range firing a handgun at targets while trying to look sexy.
Heidi then tried to send video to Michael Bay on his Twitter account but she send it to a fake Bay account who wrote back to her saying “”That’s great sweetheart, but how are you with Turtle Wax on Ferrari paint?”
I know that Megan Fox wasn’t the greatest actress, you’d have more chance of getting emotion out of a piece of cardboard, but only Heidi would think that something like this would be a good audition piece instead of actually trying to do a bit of acting. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley seems to be the most popular name being thrown around to replace Megan, and this is exactly who I’m hoping gets the role not some idiot like Heidi Montag.
source: Heidi Montag’s ‘audition’ video for Michael Bay’s ‘Transformers 3′ has star at a shooting range [NY Daily News]
Heidi Montag was in Las Vegas over the weekend hosting some pool party at the Liquid Pool at Aria in CityCenter but the only thing people were talking about (and staring at) was how much she has messed up her face and body.
Now I knew she had effed up herself by getting too much plastic surgery but I didn’t realize just how much she actually got done, she looks like a completely different person and she looks like she can barely move her body or even smile.
I wonder where Spencer Pratt is, there was a time the two of them wouldn’t be seen without each other now it seems they are hardly ever together. I wonder if he is embarrassed over her surgery or if they are heading for a divorce.
It’s a sad thing when someone like Heidi Montag, who was a pretty girl a couple of years ago, gets so much surgery that they completely ruin themselves for life. But yet there she is soaking up the attention and loving every minute of it.
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source: These Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures are Retarded [Egotastic]
You know how the song from the Sound Of Music goes …. “the hills are alive with the sound of music”? Well the cast of MTV’s The Hills are not singing this song today because the show is getting cut.
Adam DiVello, creator of the show, has announced that the upcoming season 6, which begins to air on April 27th, will be the last time we get new episodes. Let’s all celebrate together.
He says, “I think we’ve told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A., a lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths.â€
He also said that the final season will be more real by showing Heidi Montag revealing her surgery to her parents for the first time, Audrina Patridge dating singer Ryan Cabrera and Kristin Cavallari dealing with the rumors that she is a cokehead which made the rounds after she was supposedly seen doing coke during this years Super Bowl.
As for whether or not Lauren Conrad will make a return to the show for the final episodes, he said maybe. Although she herself has said she is beyond over that shit.
I don’t care at all about this show, I just hope that it being canceled makes these people fade away quickly. I also hope MTV don’t ruin Jersey Shore by making it all scripted like they did with The Hills.
source: ‘The Hills’ exclusive: Season premiering April 27 will be the last [Entertainment Weekly]
You know how Hollywood goes – average, or even stunning looking, women make a name for themselves in the business but then that success goes to their head and they decide to mess up their bodies with plastic surgery. Here is a list of 10 women under 40 who’ve done just that.
Heidi Montag
I don’t think many people will argue that Heidi Montag looked better before her recent plastic surgery adventure. Now she looks a bit like Malibu Barbie.
Lil Kim
Lil Kim was once a beautiful young rapper, and then came a boob job, nose job, cheek implants, liposuction, and skin lightening. Now she’s a slightly less beautiful rapper.
Tori Spelling
Tori Spelling had a nose job and rather unfortunate breast implants, but Operation Boob Scare did help keep her famous even when she wasn’t working.
Tara Reid
Tara Reid was once an all-American cutie, but after a boob job and some scary liposuction, Tara’s body resembled Donatella Versace’s 54-year-old physique. She’s since had corrective surgery and looks more her age.
Megan Fox
I didn’t actually realize Megan Fox had any plastic surgery, but allegedly the young starlet’s gotten breast augmentation, a nose job, and lip injections, which seems unfair since she was already too hot for her age.
Fergie
Fergie has denied the surgery rumors, but looking at old photos, it’s pretty obvious that she’s had work done, (maybe) including nose reconstruction, breast augmentation, an endoscopic forehead lift, and Botox.
Nikki Cox
You might remember Nikki Cox as the hot one from “Unhappily Ever After,†or as Jay Mohr’s wife. But after allegedly getting fat injections in her cheeks and way too many lip fillers, she’s sadly got platypus mouth.
Katie Price
British model Katie Price (aka Jordan) has gotten three breast augmentations, spending about $65,000 on surgery for her nose, breasts and teeth, or “gnashers†as she calls them. The 31-year-old looks at least 10 years older, which is appropriate, considering she once said, “I don’t want to look 18 when I’m 60.â€
Jenna Jameson
Porn star Jenna Jameson decided to retire from porn, which also involved retiring her breast implants … or at least downsizing them. She’s also admited to having lip injections and vaginoplasty.
Ashlee Simpson
I’ve totally forgotten what Ashlee Simpson-Wentz‘s old face looked like, but she was super cute before and after a nose job and rumored chin implants, dermal fillers, lip plumping, Botox, and a brow lift. Now she just looks a bit more like everyone else in Hollywood.
It’s always sad to see how people can just mess their face up when they get carried away with plastic surgery.
source: 10 Stars Under 40 Who’ve Had Way Too Much Plastic Surgery [The Frisky]
Spencer Pratt has decided to do us all the biggest favor ever and get the hell off our TV screens because he has decided to quit The Hills for a while, to focus on his new calling – fighting cyber crime. I kid you not.
Spencer, who’s currently studying software engineering and encryption at USC, tells People all about his new career path with the American Defense Enterprises for their cyber security division and we can all thank President Obama for this.
“In the last few months I have discovered a new passion and new purpose to my life, with this in mind, I have decided to take a break from my obligations to MTV’s The Hills and discontinue filming any more episodes for this current season. Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges.
My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security. With that being said, I am saddened to take this break from filming MTV’s The Hills. At this time, however I feel I would not be honoring my country or myself if I were to continue this endeavor when I have the opportunity and the ability to assist our nation against these prevalent threats.”
Sadly his wife Heidi Montag will continue to torture us by appearing on the TV show despite her husband leaving. I don’t know whether to be thrilled that Spencer Pratt will no longer be on my TV screens or be appalled that he will be patrolling the internet.
source: Spencer Pratt Leaves The Hills to Fight Cyber Crime [People]
“Big breasts are a staple of the entertainment industry and will win out over talent every time. Whether they’re real or fake, it seems the bigger the breasts a woman has, the less talent she’ll need to have a career and a place in the spotlight.”
10. Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson definitely has a set of lungs on her and can belt out quite a tune. Sadly, these days Ms. Simpson is better known for her MTV reality show Newlyweds (which was on years ago) and her subsequent shambolic love life. No one pays attention to Ms. Simpson’s music anymore. Her last couple albums have bombed, her acting career never took off, and her recent switch to country music was not well received.
But the one constant through this entire period have been her ample bosoms. Like her career, Jessica’s breasts have experienced their ups and downs – usually as a result of Jessica’s fluctuating weight. In fact it seems Jessica’s breasts have gotten larger as her talent and place in the spotlight has dwindled.
Shauna has had her breasts pumped up through multiple, and sometimes botched, plastic surgeries. She has had so much work done that her bust now resembles two over-inflated balloons stuck to a stick. The 38-year-old ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and mother of three spends her days traipsing around in tiny outfits with her much younger boyfriend/handbag, pretending not to pose for the paparazzi. This woman will turn up to the opening of an envelope, flash her breasts, make-out with said BF, and stumble home – all just to get an ounce of attention. Shauna’s breasts (among other body parts) are currently starring in her leaked, obviously staged, sex tape. Hey, it worked for plenty of other untalented hoochie-bags.
8. Paris Hilton
No one would call Paris Hilton a busty woman. The truth is that Ms. Hilton has relatively small breasts and uses every trick in the book to push them together and make them look larger. While Hilton may be lacking in the tah-tah department, her true deficiency is in the talent department.
This woman has managed to make a career out of doing absolutely nothing, which is incredible. She turned a leaked sex tape into a multi-million dollar a year career. Some could say that takes talent, but really its opportunism and the machine behind her deserves most of the credit. There’s no denying that this girl is savvy and while that may be a talent, her breasts still win out.
Paris is famously quoted as saying, “One of my heroes has always been Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks amazing doing it.†This sums her up perfectly, and I couldn’t have phrased it better myself.
7. Sophie Monk
Sophie Monk is an Aussie actor and singer best known for dating one of the dudes from the band Good Charlotte. She is often photographed in skimpy workout clothes or at the beach wearing a bikini. This is hardly coincidental. Monk began her career in Australia as a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. She auditioned for a spot on the Australian version of Popstars and was selected to be a part of the girl group Bardot. When the band broke up, Monk moved to the U.S. and tried her hand at acting. She has appeared in several films, and is most often cast as the stereotyped ditzy blonde piece of eye-candy. This usually means she has to flash her breasts. Even with the allure of Ms. Monk’s breasts, most of her films have gone straight to DVD.
6. Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila is part of the generation of celebrities who are famous for being famous. Tila’s single biggest achievement in life is being the most popular person on the social networking site MySpace…and that was in 2006. This popularity led to the MTV reality dating show A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila…and the rest is history. We’ve been stuck with the quasi-bisexual ever since.
These days Tila tries desperately hard to keep in the spotlight. She obsessively tweets and constantly posts videos on her website where she shakes her booty and plays with her large, D-cup fake breasts. Her breasts are an amazing piece of surgical work, but kind of look ridiculous on her tiny, 4-11 frame. It makes her look like an inflatable porn star, which is fitting as this girl is a hot second away from diving into hardcore pornography. At least she may discover a talent.
5. Dolly Parton
There is no denying that Dolly Parton is extremely talented. She is after all the reigning queen of country music and over the last five decades has become the most successful female recording artist in the history of country music. She has had a staggering 25 number one singles and a record 41 top 10 country albums. She’s also has a remarkable film career, her own theme park, and is an avid philanthropist.
But even with all her success, Dolly’s talents are literally overshadowed by her enormously large 40DD breasts. They are a marvel of nature (with a bit of help from silicone) and fast became her trademark. Dolly’s breasts are such a phenomenon that the world’s first cloned mammal Dolly the Sheep was named in her honor because the cell used to clone the sheep was taken from a ewe’s mammary gland. Honestly, there is not enough talent in the world to out-muscle or out-mammary Dolly’s rack. Even she would agree with that!
While her boobs may have grown, Heidi has become more annoying, more outspoken, and way too over-exposed. The first thing she did after her boob job was sit down with Us Weekly magazine for an “exclusive” interview. Since then she’s tried her hand at a singing career and posed for Playboy magazine (amazingly without nudity). The only thing she and her douchey husband, The Hills co-star Spencer Pratt, have mastered is the fame game and unfortunately they play it very well.
3. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson is a walking set of air bags. The model and actress has had a very successful modeling and acting career. She has the most Playboy covers of any woman in the world and will surely go down in the pages of television history for her role as CJ Parker on Baywatch. Pamela may be talented, but it’s her breasts that clinched her success. Seriously, can you imagine CJ Parker as a flat-chested broad running down the beach in slow motion? No.
Pamela Anderson career didn’t even take off until she moved to Los Angeles and went under a plastic surgeon’s knife. Once she got her new assets installed, this woman never looked back. Getting breast implants was easily Pam’s most shrewd career move.
2. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has followed the Paris Hilton Guide to Fame to a T, except Kim has a bigger bust (like that would be hard) and marginally less talent. Like Paris, she found fame through a sex tape, starred in a reality television show, and endorsed a lot of useless crap. What sets Kim Kardashian apart from Paris Hilton is Kim has a personality and isn’t afraid to show off her body.
Kim will pretty much pose in a bikini or show off her cleavage for any company that pays her. Her single talent is working her assets and she’s been working them all the way to the bank. This actually makes her a smart businesswoman. However, even the smartest business person would fail if they were trying to offload crappy assets. It should also be noted that the only thing worth more praise than her breasts is her butt.
1. Keeley Hazel
All hail Keeley Hazell, the queen of large breasts. The British glamour model has made a career exhibiting her incredible, natural 32F sized breasts. The public’s (or more correctly Britain’s) appetite for her magnificent melons is so insatiable that not a week goes by without new topless photos being released. The amazing thing is that no matter how many times you’ve seen Keeley’s tah-tahs, they never get old.
As much as I’d like to say having large, natural breasts is a talent, it isn’t. Her breasts are little more than an arbitrary gift from nature, a great gift nonetheless and something we can all be very thankful for. But the cold hard truth is the only talent Keeley really needs is the ability to remove a bra and brave the cold. Seriously, this woman must spend half her life topless.
Fore once, this is a list I 100% agree with!
source: The Top 10 Women With More Ta-Tas Than Talent [Spike]
The last time we knew about how much the people on MTV’s The Hills made, it was Lauren Conrad getting $125,000 per episode ($2.5 million a year).
In her contract it is rumored that Lauren wanted nobody else to make as much money as she did, now she is gone not much has changed. They don’t make as much money as she did but they still make way too much money.
And yes this is per episode they make that much. I find it weird that the new main girl of the show Kristin Cavallari makes less than three of the other girls.
This makes me sick to my stomach, they make more than I do in a year for doing nothing at all but have dramatic little faces.
Just how much photoshopping do you think the guys at Maxim Magazine had to do to make Audrina Patridge look this hot?
Audrina also talked to the magazine….
On her movie Sorority Row:
“I play a sorority girl who gets cheated on. And if you cheat on one Theta Pi, you cheat on all Theta Pis, so me and the other sisters decide to pull a prank on my boyfriend—which does not go according to plan. It’s very gory, but it also has a lot of comedy, so when you’re not getting scared and jumping, you’re laughing.”
On her own reality show:
“The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real.”
Craziest pick-up line she’s heard:
“This guy at a club once told me, “If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.†I just laughed it off.”
She also says that she “barely” talks to Lauren Conrad and the only form of communication they really have is a few texts here and there. As for Heidi Pratt, she is always asking Audrina to go to bible study.
As for my original question, I think Maxim would have had to do a lot of photoshopping to Audrina Patridge. Too bad they couldn’t put some sense in her brain.
Did you watch the Miss Universe 2009 pageant last night? If so then you will know that Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez took the crown.
The competition took place in Nassau, Bahamas, last night when the 18 year old walked away with the crown. Miss Dominican Republic Ada Aimee De la Cruz, l. (say that when drunk) was the first runner up.
This makes the second year in a row, and six total, that Venezuelan has won the crown. For a list of the top 10 reasons why the country keeps winning then check the jump below.
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I just hope that Stefania Fernandez does a sexy spread like her predecessor Dayana Mendoza. I also hope she doesn’t get too upset that Heidi Pratt’s performance isn’t overshadowing everything.
Now for the 10 reasons that Venezuelan’s keep winning follow the jump.
According to the World Values Survey Venezuela is home to some of the most contented people in the world. Indeed 55 per cent of the Venezuelans questioned said they were “very happyâ€.
2. Venezuelans are exotic
Venezuela, which has a population of 28m, is a melting pot of different nationalities and as a result many interesting and unique offspring are reproduced. Ethic groups include Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Arab, German, African and indigenous and 60 per cent of the population are known as ‘Mestizo’, meaning those who are a mixture of Europeans and Amerindians.
3. Venezuelans live in a beautiful, diverse country
Venezuela – which lies at the northern extreme of South America, bordered by Colombia to the West, Brazil to the South, Guyana to the East, and the Caribbean Sea to the North – is a country of striking natural beauty, ranging from the snow-capped Andean peaks in the west, through the Amazonian jungles in the south, to the beaches of the north.
It is considered to be among the world’s 18 most biodiverse countries, featuring diverse wildlife in a variety of protected habitats. Some 38 per cent of over 21,000 plant species are unique to the country while 23 per cent of reptilian and 50 per cent of amphibian species are also unique to Venezuela.
4. Venezuelans appreciate natural beauty
With all that flora and fauna – not to mention other national beauty spots like the Angel Falls, in the south – around it is little wonder that Venezuelans are keen aesthetes. Indeed Venezuela’s national tree is the araguaney, whose characteristic lushness after the rainy season led novelist Rómulo Gallegos to refer to “the golden spring of the araguaneyesâ€.
5. Venezuelans live very near to the beach and the sea
Some 73 per cent of Venezuelans live less than 100 kilometres (62 miles) from the coastline, meaning tans, beach bodies and tousled, honeyed locks. There are 2,800 kilometres (1,740 miles) of coastline.
6. Venezuelans are Roman Catholic
Depending on which sources you use, between 92 and 96 per cent of Venezuelans are Roman Catholic. Perhaps it is the morality that the Bible offers that helps make beautiful women. I wonder what God would think about nose and boob jobs.
7. Venezuelans can bank on good weather and gain an impressive bronze tan
Because of its proximity to the Equator, Venezuela experiences few climatic variations. There are really only two seasons – dry and wet – and the average temperature is about 27C. Last one to the beach is a loser!
8. Venezuelans have a rich cultural heritage
Venezuela may have some of the largest oil reserves in the world, but it also boasts interesting heritage, art, and culture, having been heavily influenced by the Caribbean context – unlike much of the rest of South America.
9. Venezuela are named after one of the most romantic and beautiful places in the world
Venezuela owes its name to Florentine explorer Amerigo Vespucci. In 1499, a year after Christopher Columbus first explored the Orinoco River Delta, Vespucci sailed along the northern coast of South America (then called Tierra Firme) until he reached Lake Maracaibo. The stilted huts that indigenous people had built along the shore reminded him of the Venetian homes in his native land, so he named the land Venezuela, or “Little Venice.”
10. Venezuelans are mad keen on beauty pageant competitions
So perhaps this is the most significant factor. The Miss Venezuela contest is the country’s national beauty pageant of Venezuela – and it has been held since 1952. After months of preparation and grooming, the final competition, broadcast live on television across Latin America, lasts four hours.
source: Top 10 reasons why Venezuela has the most beauty pageant winners [The Mirror]
Not many people annoy me as much as Paris Hilton but when it comes to these two morons my blood boils. Who could I be talking about?
Heidi Pratt and Spencer Pratt of course! Two of the biggest attention whores in the world did what they do best the other day – attention whore.
The two Pratts took themselves to LAX Airport in Los Angeles yesterday for a flight to the Bahamas, but of course they had to call the paparazzi to come out and photograph them holding Heidi’s edition of Playboy.
You know it must be hard times if they are so sad to book a flight so they need to go to an airport for them to call the paparazzi of themselves holding her Playboy issue. Heidi Pratt and Spencer Pratt are idiots, end of.
source: Heidi and Spencer Peddle Playboy, Head to Bahamas [Celebrity Gossip]
Heidi Montag-Pratt isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but I guess she doesn’t have to be, if she’s got the looks.
After a long hiatus, celebrity hang out and strip club, Scores will be opening its doors once again. And they want Heidi to take the stage for five nights for a fee of $25,000.
They had heard about her stint for “Playboy” magazine and probably figured that she was an easy target.
They sent her this letter, asking for her to perform at the upscale club:
Dear Mrs. Heidi Pratt,
As the nation watched you and your husband brave the jungle on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here and continue to brave the ups and downs of ‘The Hills’ and Lauren Conrad, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity that will allow you to be center stage—and have a lot of fun while doing so, the letter reads.
As we took note that you will be posing in Playboy soon, we thought you may be interested in dabbling in yet another adventure that will most definitely expose your softer side. As we recently re-opened after a short hiatus, SCORES would be honored to have you dance at our club on the main stage each night for five days, upon which, we will offer you a fee of $25,000.
Best,
Ed Norwick
Think she’ll do it? I have to wonder. Maybe Spencer will tell her to do it and then they’ll make more headlines out of it, thus furthering their celebrity status (or lack thereof.)
What do you think? Should she strip? I think she should, but only if someone tapes her mouth shut and donates the proceeds to charity.
The producers of ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here‘ are slamming reports that Heidi and Spencer Pratt were tortured on the ‘Survivor’-esque show.
TMZ reported over the weekend that Heidi was rushed to the hospital after “convulsively throwing up” on the set, according to some cast members, and her condition was the result of NBC’s to attempt to punish the pair for their earlier decision to leave the show.
A statement from ITV Studios, which produces the series, calls the reports untrue.
“ITV has been producing this format around the world for many years and the health of the celeb participants are of the utmost importance.”
A medic and a doctor are present at the location at all times for all participants. All allegations of the celebrities being deprived of food and water are completely untrue.”
Heidi and Spencer opted to stay on the show, and unnamed cast members claimed that the network kept the couple in a dark room for a full day and night, giving them only rice, water and beans.
Reportedly, NBC’s Exec VP of Alternative Programming Paul Telegdy told Ryan Seacrest about holding Heidi and Spencer in isolation, saying, “…They are now going to be examined, and their value system utterly deconstructed …These people really are going to bare their souls.”
