Tyson Homosexual ran 100 meters in a wind-aided 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials today, in what would have been world record time. I mean, Tyson Gay.
Leftie People For the American Way’s Right Wing Watch blog reports that,
In addition to blocking traffic from websites they donâ€™t like, it looks like the web-geniuses behind the American Family Associationâ€™s OneNewsNow site have a few other tricks up their sleeves, such as automatically replacing any use of the word â€œgayâ€ with the word â€œhomosexualâ€ in any of the AP stories they run â€¦ leading to instances in which proper names are reformatted to meet their ridiculous standard, such as this article about sprinter Tyson Gay winning the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials in which he is renamed â€œTyson Homosexualâ€
As Steve Benen observes, “auto-replace is not your friend.”
God Bless America. The U.S. version of the reality show got down and dirty with a slut parade. The Big Brother women started the night with a strip tease that was X-rated and involved the blurring out of body parts. Then the whipped cream came out. After microwaving a tub of Cool Whip, Natalie got on the floor to roll around while some tool played the bongos with spoons and a cucumber.
Along with lap dances and skinny dippingâ€¦.a hot tub orgy followed. The girls were kissing the other girls and the Cheri Oteri doppelganger did some sort of weird naked yoga. I have never watched the show, but I am pretty sure that all the men are homosexuals.
The spit-swapping commenced almost immediately. Everybody was kissing everybody. Natalie kissing Matt and then Alex and then James and even Adam. Natalie kissing Chelsia. Chelsia kissing Alex and then Matt and then James and then Josh. Natalie and Chelsia kissing Josh together. Sharon kissing Matt and then Alex. Speaking of Sharon, her and Alex are sure to get it on eventually in the house. You could feel the fireworks through the screen during each one of their make out sessions.
This is what happens when you give unattractive people booze and bongos. I am surprised Matthew Mcconaughey wasn’t hiding behind the couch.
John Travolta is more gay than all the Village People put together, L.A. Rag reports. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Thereâ€™s a junkie Korean spa in Koreatown called Century Spa that no one knows about so itâ€™s cheap and fantastic. Itâ€™s also a place thatâ€™s been overrun by a slew of gay men cruising for dick in the steam room and clay room.
When we went to get Lynn a body scrub and massage the two Korean women behind the counter were unusually giddy.
â€œYou will never believe who here!â€
â€œWho?â€ We asked eyes raised.
â€œMr. John Travolta!â€ They exclaimed, exploding into giggles.
Now, why in the name of Liberace, would John Travolta be miles from his home in Korea Town at a menâ€™s spa. For their amazing service? The gorgeous showers with broken tiles?
Once we saw John we instantly ran to our locker to try and take a picture of him, but it didnâ€™t work so we have no proof. But we are telling you straight up our experience, we saw him there, and he was checking out Alexâ€™s Middle Eastern feast in the showers.
This was the wrong thing to do, and we realize that now. We should have flirted with him until he laid his hands on us and we couldâ€™ve said, â€œDude, I liked you in Hairspray and all, but Iâ€™m not like that!â€
That wouldâ€™ve been more hilarious than him in a fat suit.
John, look, no one goes to a Korean Spa unless they WANT to get caught. Stories about you cruising in the steam room have surfaced before so itâ€™s not a surprise.If you come out as gay, then that just makes you that much better of an actor. You fooled the American public for years, and usually you have to be the president to do that.
That’s not exactly overwhelming evidence, is it? Some woman at some bath house saying she saw Travolta?
Still, people seem to believe it. One of the commenters says, “I hate to tell you but everyone has known Travolta was gay since like 2000. Heâ€™s like fucking Jodie Foster gay. Heâ€™s gayer than Tom Cruise. GAYGAYGAYGAY.” Now, you have to admit, that’s gay.
Defamer is playing coy: “What to make of this beyond the fact that Century offers some of the best spa services in the city at the most reasonable prices? Why, we’re certain we have no idea!”
Glitterati Gossip calls the rumor “totally unsubstantiated” but points out “If he were gay, there’s every reason to believe he’d try to hide it, though. Scientology has moderated its stance on gays in recent years, but for many years classified homosexuality as a disease.”
Queer Verve suggests: “Maybe Travolta was on a mission from Xenu to spread Gonorrhea Scientology to queers in dire need of a body scrub.”
Seriously, though, the man’s married to a beautiful woman and they have kids together. Does that mean he’s not gay? Not at all. Still, he should probably get the benefit of the doubt when he says he’s not.
Anna Nicole Smith boy toys Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern yesterday branded a woman who claimed they’re gay lovers a liar and a “loser” with a grudge against them.
The assertion by aspiring singer/actress Jackie Hatten that Smith’s guys made homosexual whoopee comes in a sensational tell-all book by TV journalist Rita Cosby.
If it isn’t cut from “Blonde Ambition” before it hits the stands, Birkhead and Stern vow to sue the former MSNBC reporter.
Hatten says she watched Birkhead and Stern go at it, but a furious Birkhead told the Daily News: “Jackie Hatten has never met me and she hasn’t even seen Anna since 2001.
“She isn’t a credible source,” Birkhead said. “Hatten tried to come to the Bahamas to see Anna last year and Anna wouldn’t let her. And Jackie’s brother went to jail for stalking Anna. This book is coming from the losers club because they all have axes to grind.”
Mark Hatten is in a California prison for threatening Smith. During the paternity battle over Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn, he also claimed to be the baby’s father.
Jackie Hatten, a former pro volleyball player, previously has accused Stern of feeding Smith drugs that contributed to her demise.
“I’ve witnessed Howard give her Vicodin, Valium, morphine, Demerol. … Shall I go on? I mean it’s too much for someone to take over a period of time,” she told CNN’s Larry King in February.
She also claimed Birkhead and Smith were “madly in love” after meeting on a blind date. “They were trying to have babies the first day they met in my bed, okay? I have pictures of them in my bed together.”
Stern’s lawyer Lin Wood sent a blistering letter to Cosby over the weekend warning, “Hatten is not a credible or reliable source.”
Wood later told The News: “The coverage of the tragic deaths of Anna Nicole Smith and her son, Daniel, has been permeated by false, sensationalized accusations. Ms. Cosby’s book … has taken the coverage to a disgusting new low for which she will be held legally accountable.”
Dlisted says, “I want to know who has this damn videotape?! Rita needs to give us the goods. As frightening as it probably is, I want to see it! If there’s a shot to the face involved, I think I would die.”
Hollywood Offender says, “Honestly, I don’t know what to make of this. I mean, I can kinda see them being into each other, afterall, Anna lived a crazy life and was known to be into some kinky stuff.”