If you’ve ever wondered what a cat sounds like when it’s being strangled, then you’re gonna love the raw, unedited “board mix” of Beyonce Knowles from her “Today Show” performance last year — courtesy of Howard Stern.
Angelina Jolie didn’t win any awards for her role in Changeling but at least she is still winning stuff on sex lists right?
According to a new poll by online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com and Amor.com people were asked which celebrity would they give their partner a sex pass to sleep with.
The usual people are included on the list like Angelina, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
Shira Zwebner, who works for Date.com said “this poll is the complete opposite of an indecent proposal. In fact, most men and women wouldn’t just grant their significant others permission to go for it with their celebrity of choice - they’d brag about it all over town, Johnny Depp’s appeal is more than just physical attraction, he is the complete package, and women envision that one night of passion with this Pirate will leave them more than just sexually satisfied. Angelina Jolie, meanwhile, tops this list because both men and women worldwide have crushes on her and - if she ever invited someone other than Brad Pitt into her bed - not even the most committed couple would walk away from that opportunity.”
Here is the list of women that men could sleep with:
Angelina Jolie 25.9% Jennifer Aniston 24.1% Halle Berry 23.8% Penelope Cruz 22.4% Eva Mendes 20.7% Nicole Kidman 20.7% Sandra Bullock 19.0% Jennifer Garner 18.9% Lucy Liu 17.2% Reese Witherspoon 17.2% Demi Moore 16.7% Julia Roberts 15.5% Kate Winslet 15.3% Kiera Knightly 12.1% Scarlett Johansson 11.8% Natalie Portman 8.6% Katherine Hiegl 6.9%
As for who the women can sleep with:
Johnny Depp 32.2% George Clooney 29.0% Will Smith 28.4% Brad Pitt 25.8% Matthew McConaughey 25.8% Hugh Jackman 19.4% Sean Connery 16.1% Patrick Dempsey 12.9% Tom Cruise 12.9% Justin Timberlake 11.5% Bruce Willis 9.7% Howard Stern 8.4% Robert Pattinson 6.5% Jake Gyllenhaal 6.5% Gerard Butler 3.2%
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Who would you let your significant other have sex with?
It’s that time of the year where we recap the most annoying of the upper echelon of celebrity and pop culture. Without further ado, I give you, the most annoying celebrities of 2008.
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt
At the very top of my list of annoying celebrities, comes the paparazzi loving couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. These two faked every photo opportunity in the history of Hollywood, as well as a marriage and everything in between.
The only thing these two aren’t faking is their bank account. They were photographed shopping for a $12 million home and had recently bought a Rolls Royce Phantom.
Tom Cruise
Next on the chopping block is Tom Cruise. He tried so hard to pimp out his Hitler movie, “Valkyrie“. So much that he decided to opt out of making an appearance at his son’s movie premiere to make the rounds in promoting his Nazi flick. I wanted so much to want to watch the failed assassination attempt, but I couldn’t bring myself to get through the trailer, let alone the entire movie, especially on Christmas Day.
Karissa & Kristina Shannon
Up next, I have for you, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Hugh Hefner’s newest girlfriends.
They were fresh out of an assault arrest earlier this year and came out of nowhere to become Hef’s new girlfriends. I really liked “The Girls Next Door“, but I won’t be watching if these two replace the original girls. At 19-years-old, they went from ugly, skinny nobodies, to rich, ugly, skinny somebodies. Gross. Next!
Pete Wentz
Last but not least, I give you Pete Wentz. Someone needs to tell this man that it’s not right to divulge way too much information about your wife. He’s rattled off to Howard Stern about their sex life, her boobs, and everything else you can imagine.
He revealed where they had sex first, details about the mirrors in the hotel room, how she flashed him when they first met, and how much weight she gained while pregnant.
Who would you add to this list? Who really chafed your butt this year? Who would you like to see less of in 2009?
Maureen McCormick (aka Marcia Brady) has been interviewing recently on other media outlets, but none of them come close to the revealing and no-holds-barred interview with Howard Stern.
Starting tonight, October 17 on Howard TV On Demand, former child actress Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch) is interviewed by Stern about the wild dichotomy between her on-screen character and her personal life.
On the nearly hour-long, totally uncensored appearance, McCormick speaks frankly about her double life: her experiences with sex, drugs, ruining a date with Steve Martin because she was “coked out“ and the untold relationships between herself and her cast mates.
She talks about partying at the Playboy Mansion and Wilt Chamberlain’s house, and trading sex for drugs with at least four different men. She’s cleaned up her act and now lives with her husband of 24 years and has a 19 year-old-daughter.
To this day, men still tell her that they fantasized about her.
Howard Stern set to shock listeners once again because he is auctioning off a 22-year-old’s virginity on his radio show.
Expected to step on the block, so to speak, of Stern’s Sirius radio studio is a San Diego woman who says she wants to sell her maidenhood to pay her college tuition.
“I don’t have a moral dilemma with it,” says the pretty brunette, who’s using the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan “for safety reasons.”
We live in a capitalist society,” she tells us. “Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”
Dylan was introduced to Stern by Dennis Hof, proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Nevada’s famed legal brothel (seen on HBO’s hit series “Cathouse.”)
Hof says the auction will be conducted online via bunnyranch.com, and that the deal will be consummated at the Bunny Ranch, where Dylan’s sister already works. “I think it’s a tremendous idea,” he says. “Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?”
There won’t be any questions about Dylan’s virtue: The lass says she’s willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynecological exam to confirm her virginity.
According to Dylan, she and her sister were forced into the skin trade partly because their stepfather allegedly took out student loans in their names without their permission, leaving them unable to finance their education.
She says she’s already earned her bachelor’s degree in women’s studies at Sacramento State and that in January she’ll start her master’s work in marriage and family therapy there. She hopes to get a doctorate.
Meanwhile, her mother, a “conservative” fourth-grade teacher, doesn’t approve of what she’s doing, “but she supports me.”
More worrisome is the potential media storm. “I understand some people may condemn me,” Dylan says. “But I think this is empowering. I’m using what I have to better myself.”
Dylan told us she got the auction idea after reading about a Peruvian woman who needed to pay for her mother’s medical bills. A Canadian man made a whopping $1.5 million bid, but the woman reportedly decided not to go through with the sex.
Dylan says the winner won’t necessarily be the highest bidder. “I want someone with chemistry. We’ll take bids until I find a suitor I’m happy with.”
source: Howard Stern in virgin territory [nydailynews]
Howard Stern is set to produce a remake of the 1979 movie ‘Rock N Roll High School’, it has been revealed.
Stern, who is famous for his shock-jock radio show on Sirius, will work with producer Larry Levinson on the project, reports Variety, and the pair have hired Alex Winter to write the script.
Winter is best known as one half of the duo Bill & Ted from the movies ‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ and ‘Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey’ in which he co-starred with Keanu Reeves.
The original movie starred the Ramones who helped a group of rebellious students overthrow their conservative school principal.
It’s not yet been revealed who will play the Ramones’ role in the movie.
Light a candle…Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange quit.
Stern’s Sirius Satellite show lost a member of the team yesterday. Lange and his assistant, Teddy, got into a fight that boiled over onto the show. As Teddy and Artie were arguing in the hallways outside the studio it was apparent that Lange was at the edge. The fight centered around a passport issue. The assistant, doing his job, asked him for his passport for their now cancelled trip to Amsterdam.
The show started and Howard had heard about the fight in the hall. When he asked Artie what was up with him and Teddy, he flipped out on air.
“He’s a loser,” yelled Lange. “He’s the most unorganized assistant. I want to fire him, but he has no money. I hope he dies of AIDS.”
Enter Teddy. He came into the show to defend himself only to have Artie attack him.
“Lange then threw a cup of water at Teddy and lunged at him, throwing a punch that didn’t land. Show writer Benjy Bronk jumped on Lange and held him back, while Ronnie “The Limo Driver” Mund burst in to get Teddy out of the studio.”
Realizing he was acting like a total door knob, he tried to blame Howard for encouraging the fight. After a small break the two tried to talk things out. Unfortunately, Artie felt unable to cope he told him that he loved him and subsequently quit.
Oh the drama! If it were me, I would blame it bad Chinese food and come crawling back with my tail between my legs and a gift of some kind. Like….a really nice pen or an offering of a couple of virgins.
Howard Stern agreed this morning that he should sue Fox Television for its show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” for stealing his idea.
Stern has done this bit, often with strippers or porn stars going up against kids, for years. He even called his game the same name as Jeff Foxworthy’s version.
Stern said there were documented meetings with Fox. In the documents, Fox offers to buy the idea from Stern — to which Stern said, “No.”
Fox should know better than that, really.
“Yeah, I’m gonna sue, …
Call me Heather Mills McCartney, I want everything.”
Jillian Grace, Miss March 2005, is alleging that she had a relationship with the comedian, resulting in her becoming pregnant. Grace was discovered by Playboy after posing for test shots on the Howard Stern show.
Spade tells TMZ, “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”
What others said:
The Superficial says, “Of course David Spade didn’t deny anything. Maybe now people will believe him when he says he sleeps with Playboy Bunnies all the time.”
Dlisted says, “Let me ask a serious question here? Are condoms extinct in Hollywood or something? The way I see it Paris Hilton has slept with at least 65% of Hollywood, so that means her cooties are everywhere and spreading.”
Jillian Grace Playboy pictures after the jump [click 'Continued'] NSFW!
Remember the whole drama with Ellen DeGeneres and the dog Iggy? A quick recap: Ellen gave Iggy to her hairdresser’s family without telling the shelter, so the shelter went to the hairdresser’s house and took the dog back; Ellen cried on TV. Now reports are surfacing that Ellen DeGeneres seems to give dogs away more frequently than the average pet lover.
A Los Angeles producer, Kerri Randles, says she gave Ellen a dog named Stormy two years ago, and later found out that Ellen had re-gifted the mutt to a member of her staff less than two months after receiving him.
“She may have had it for much less time than that. I only say two months because that’s when I called to check on the dog and found out she no longer had it,” Randles said. “I was totally shocked. I thought she was out of her mind.”
And Howard Stern says that there are several other dogs who have met the same fate. On his Sirius show he stated that he’d heard Ellen had done this nine times before.
Randles said Ellen seemed like a perfect pet owner at first, but then discovered that she was “neurotic and crazy.” Apparently Ellen and her staff “drilled” Randles for four hours before accepting the dog.
“Everyone on the show and in her entourage got themselves all involved. They were all coming into the dressing room, playing with the dog as if it were a new extension of Ellen.”
DeGeneres finally decided to keep the dog for a few nights to see if he’d fit into her home. She suggested that Randles take the dressing room next door to “tell the dog privately that she’d be going home with Ellen.”
“I told her I’d already had a talk with the dog. She didn’t get my jokes,” said Randles.
Why would Ellen keep adopting dogs and then giving them away? It’s like what happens to me everytime I go to the grocery store. Those brownies look so good in the bakery, but they’re awful when I take them home. And yet somehow I keep buying the brownies, never learning my lesson. Ellen, just face it, maybe you don’t like having a dog.
What others are saying:
dlisted says, “See Ellen this is what happens! You start crying about something and s–t that you’ve done from your past is going to creep up on you.”
Best Week Ever says, “Reports are surfacing that Ellen Degeneres has, in fact, adopted and given away a different dog only a couple of years ago. And her name was Anne Heche. (Zing!)”
Mollygood says, “DeGeneres Either Hates Dogs or Loves Giving”
Source: “‘ELLEN DUMPED MY DOG, TOO’” [Page Six]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood
Steve-O was interviewed by Howard Stern yesterday, and he had a plethora of information for us. First, he loves to inhale nitrous gas from whipped cream cans [cute].
Secondly, he said that Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of coke from him. So not surprising.
“JACKASS” star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.
Dlisted says, “Boog Suge? That’s a new one. I’m not even going to try and dissect that. I’m sure he came up with that one while he was riding a whipped cream high.”
Pop On The Pop says, “So did she go on a scavenger hunt through his house looking for coke or does he just keep it laying everywhere?”
Yeeeah says, “The asswipe factor of this post is practically incalculable. It’s like I’m drowning in sea of douchebaggery and all I’ve got to cling to is a fucktard rope. Jesus. Well, it’s a fact that anyone who publicly refers to blow as “the boog sug” deserves to have their stash stolen.”
Mark your calendars, Howard Stern is going back into the movie business with a remake of the cult teen comedy ‘Porky’s.’ Stern took a vacation last week from Sirius Satellite Radio show to work on the project.
“They say it’s all greenlit and everything, ready to go. They say they can even start shooting in October, but I don’t know if that’s true,” says Stern. “It seemed like a fun project, which it is. “We got two scripts that were developed simultaneously kind of. One’s a rewrite of a rewrite of a script that we did - that I didn’t do, but I was sort of in on. It’s coming along pretty funny,” said Stern. “We’re going to combo them now because there’s funny jokes in both and you have to figure out which is better for the movie. And I obsess on shit too because you want it to be good.”
Seriously Howard, it’s Porky’s. It’s not going to be some groundbreaking, cinematic work of genius. Guys will get drunk, women will run around naked, and you’ll probably make millions at the box office. I can’t believe they are now on a reported eighth rewrite.
Source: “Howard Stern’s Porky’s Gets a Green Light?” [slashfilm]
Forbes Magazine has released a list of the 10 most expensive celebrity pictures. Of course, the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt tops the list. That’s just an insane amount of money. I can’t imagine how they end up paying for themselves.
1. Shiloh Pitt’s first photos - People - June ‘06 - $4.1 Million
2. Demi and Ashton’s wedding - OK! - Oct ‘05- $3 Million
3. Eva Longoria’s wedding - OK! - July ‘07 - $2 Million
3. Larry Birkhead with Danielynn - Ok! - April ‘07 - $2 Million
3. Pax Thien’s adoption photos - People - March ‘07 - $2 Million
6. Anna Nicole’s wedding to Howard Stern- People - Sept ‘06 - $1 Million
7. Sean Preston Federline’s first photos - People - Nov ‘05 - $500,000
7. Brangelina’s first photos as a couple - Us Weekly - April ‘05 - $500,000
7. Angelina Jolie’s first pregnant photos - People - Jan ‘06 - $500,000
10. Daniel Smith hours before his death - InTouch - Sept ‘06 - $400,000
Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine is in the August issue of Seventeen Magazine giving dating advice to young girls. Who thought this was a good idea? Despite being thought of as a ‘manwhore’ in the media, Levine dispenses the following tips:
First, stand out from the crowd.
“Say or do something that’s out of the ordinary. It’s not about what perfume you’re wearing or if your shoes are cute. If you do something with purpose that is different than what everybody else does, then it makes you stand out.”
Turn-offs for Levine include not making eye-contact and being dramatic. “I’ve been with girls who are very dramatic, and to me it’s a waste,” he says. “When there’s constant drama all the time, it’s such a drain on your energy.”
Levine continues that girls should trust their friends’ opinions on the guys their dating, and that mama’s boys, like him, are good picks.
Aren’t most girls reading Seventeen about 14 years old? I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t want any teenage girls I know taking advice from a man who goes on Howard Stern and tells the world that he and his 21-year-old girlfriend had sex the night they met. A little discretion, Adam.
“Lange then threw a cup of water at Teddy and lunged at him, throwing a punch that didn’t land. Show writer Benjy Bronk jumped on Lange and held him back, while Ronnie “The Limo Driver” Mund burst in to get Teddy out of the studio.” 
“Yeah, I’m gonna sue, …
Jillian Grace, Miss March 2005, is alleging that she had a relationship with the comedian, resulting in her becoming pregnant. Grace was discovered by Playboy after posing for test shots on the Howard Stern show. 
“She may have had it for much less time than that. I only say two months because that’s when I called to check on the dog and found out she no longer had it,” Randles said. “I was totally shocked. I thought she was out of her mind.”
“JACKASS” star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.
“They say it’s all greenlit and everything, ready to go. They say they can even start shooting in October, but I don’t know if that’s true,” says Stern. “It seemed like a fun project, which it is. “We got two scripts that were developed simultaneously kind of. One’s a rewrite of a rewrite of a script that we did - that I didn’t do, but I was sort of in on. It’s coming along pretty funny,” said Stern. “We’re going to combo them now because there’s funny jokes in both and you have to figure out which is better for the movie. And I obsess on shit too because you want it to be good.”
