Howard Stern has fired back at troubled comedian Andy Dick, who went on an anti-Semtic rant on the Greg Fitzsimmons show on Tuesday, calling Stern “a shallow, money-grubbing Jew,” reports Radar.
Dick also reportedly said of Stern, “I have no problem with his big fat hook nose … and his money-grubbing, miserly Jewishness.”
Dick told Fitzsimmons that Stern “used to be a really great friend” but is furious with the self-proclaimed “King of All Media” after he hung up on him during a call-in appearance with Charlie Sheen earlier this year, and took shots at him with co-host Robin Quivers afterwards.
Stern was told about Dick’s comments by one of his listeners while on air, but wasn’t surprised Dick would sink so low.
“Yeah, well that’s where people like to go,” Stern said. “It kind of points out where people’s heads really are … And let me point this out there isn’t a moment in my life I don’t know that, that is what in is people’s heads … It always comes down to the Jew. And scumbags like Andy Dick, and I hadn’t head this yet, but I know what’s in their heads anyway.”
Stern continued telling Dick to get his act together, telling his listeners, “I guess Andy’s downward spiral continues, and now he’s blaming me for all his problems … Stop looking for handouts you fucking wacko, stop waiting for the Jew to give you a job!”
Even though Howard Stern re-upped his contract with Sirius for five more years in December (after a summer and fall of uncertainty), the self-proclaimed King of All Media is now suing the satellite network for failing to pay him stock awards as promised.
According to a suit filed in New York and unearthed by TMZ, Stern was promised a share “in any success the company achieved.” He says that he helped Sirius kick XM right in the knobs by earning over 20 million subscribers but that they haven’t rewarded him commensurately.
The suit, which claims unspecified damages (are we looking at a contract out, here?), declares confidently: “Sirius needed Stern more than Stern needed Sirius.”
Howard Stern probably needs another medium to broadcast his thoughts about as much as Charlie Sheen needs more names on his porn star Rolodex. But yes, Howard has joined the ranks of Twitter, and we have a feeling he’s already being blocked by more than a few conservative tweeters.
Never one to turn down a microphone, whether it be literal or digital, Howard is already bashing celebs, drooling over girls in yoga pants and offering to post nude pics of his wife. Not bad for a guy who was totally “drained” after his first Twitter lesson.
But Howard did tweet John Stamos for a little extra guidance when it came to being clever in 140 characters or less: “@JohnStamos John…I have no idea how to work twitter…help. I’m feeling very out of it.”
And with more than 150,000 followers in his first week alone, Howard is keeping his following-to-follower ratio quite high having selectively chosen the likes of Ben Stiller, Sylvester Stallone, Bill Maher, David Spade and Demi Moore to keep tabs on.
Howard promised to post a pic of his hot wife in a thong if he reached his follower quote — too bad he was just short.
Howard Stern, the pioneering “shock jock” and self-proclaimed “king of all media” was selected as the first subject to be featured in Bluewater Productions‘ latest biography comic title “Orbit.”
“Orbit: Howard Stern” lifts the veil on the man behind the microphone by examining his rise to fame, his assault on the status quo of broadcasting, his over-the-top, sometimes crude persona and his ground breaking move to satellite radio.
The creators of King of the Hill should have taken this project on.
“He is the voice of a generation, the voice of dissent, the voice of the people. He says what we all want to say and does what we all want to do…and people love him for it,” said writer CW Cooke. “He’s been in the public eye for years, but he’s still an enigma.”
The first issue will be available through local comic book shops and various online venues like Amazon in April.
Shock jock Howard Stern has some less-than-flattering things to say about somebody, and this time, it’s not a guest on his show.
The radio host is accusing late-night legend Jay Leno of ripping off his material.
Stern appeared on Piers Morgan’s CNN show and told the host, “Jay is insane. And Jay is a crook. And the world knows exactly what he’s up to. He steals a tremendous amount of material,” the New York Post reports.
This isn’t the first time Stern has gone after Leno in the press. Not one to mince words, Stern said of Leno on the Early Show, “Just the mere mention of Jay Leno’s name makes me to want to vomit,” calling the ‘Tonight Show’ host, “a f****** con man, rip-off artist, no idea mother*******.”
So tell us, Howard, how do you really feel?
The more recent accusations against Leno are nothing new. In 2009, Stern accused Leno of stealing one of his sketch ideas outright. In the bit in question, both hosts invite a chicken to predict football wins for the following week. “This must be a giant ‘Punk’d’ on me,” said Stern following the incident. “This guy’s ripped off like ten major things from my show. But the chicken thing we did for years.”
If there’s one thing we know about Stern, his grudge against Leno isn’t going to end anytime soon, and his grievance has extended to the public at large. “I don’t know how he’s beaten David Letterman in the ratings,” he said. “It’s beyond my comprehension. America must be filled with morons who at night lay in bed — the ones who are watching him, they must be in a coma.”
Howard Stern awarded one of Tiger’s many mistresses $75,000 today in his Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Contest.
Jamie Jungers was crowned the winner, beating out fellow mistresses Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.
During the show, the three attention whores hammed it up, with Jungers claiming that “Tiger’s wood was nine inches,” and Jolie stating that Woods was “bigger and better” than Michael Jordan.
Jaimee Grubbs was awarded a $15,000 runner up prize, for being slightly less of a douchebag than Jamie Jungers.
Howard Stern has decided to add his two cents on Gabourey Sidibe, who he keeps referring to as the “fat black chick“, being nominated for an Oscar and what kind of future career she could have. Well as far as he is concerned she couldn’t have a career because she is too fat.
Stern and his sidekick Robin Quivers talk about Oprah being a liar for saying Gabourey will have a successful career. They then go on to call her an enormous woman the size of a planet and discuss how everybody in Hollywood is pretending that she’s going to succeed and that they have roles for her. He then says the only part she could play is the big football player in The Blind Side 2.
The two of them also go on to say that she should use her money from Precious to get thin, because she is sick and it’s a terrible thing what she has done to herself (they mean it’s terrible she is fat). They also say that she was seated in an aisle seat because she is too big for regular seats.
Now I’m not going to pretend that Gabourey Sidibe won’t have a hard time in Hollywood because she doesn’t look like the rest of them, but to say she won’t have a career is ridiculous — there are a lot of roles that she could do. The things that Howard Stern is saying disgust me. It takes a lot to pick on an easy target doesn’t it?
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt.
Lange’s frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said.
Lange sustained six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange’s management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding.
“We all have our demons,” Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange’s past battles with addiction.
“Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He’s a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don’t forget how great he is.”
How can your life be so bad… where NINE stab wounds is the answer?
If you’ve ever wondered what a cat sounds like when it’s being strangled, then you’re gonna love the raw, unedited “board mix” of Beyonce Knowles from her “Today Show” performance last year — courtesy of Howard Stern.
