Thank God it’s Friday! We’ve got some of the funniest quotes for you today! Between Jessica Simpson trash talking “Melrose Place” to Kristen Stewart calling herself a lesbian. Enjoy!
“Who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”
– Big sis Jessica Simpson, blasting “Melrose Place” after recent news that her sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had been cut from the show, on Twitter
“I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears.”
– Rihanna, on the media storm that followed her physical attack by ex-boyfriend Chris Brown
“Sarah was a little nuts before. Don’t get me wrong. I loved the nuts that she was.”
– Freddie Prinze Jr., on the calming effect their new baby Charlotte has had on his type-A wife Sarah Michelle Gellar
“I felt completely rancid!”
– Mariah Carey, on her glammed-down role in the new film “Precious”, at the movie’s AFI Audi Film Festival premiere
“I think I’m just misunderstood. I’m not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don’t sing. I don’t dance. I’m not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC.”
– Jon Gosselin, trying to redeem himself during a public dialogue with celebrity Rabbi Shmuley Boteach in New York City
“I love the smell of diapers.”
– Sarah Jessica Parker, on just how much she loves being a mom
“There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’”
– Kristen Stewart, on why she refuses to confirm or deny that she and her New Moon costar Robert Pattinson are dating
“I still love those damn Dorritos, baby! And I’m telling you: The Keebler elf is real.”
– A slimmed-down Mo’Nique, on the junk food that still tempts her
“Me! I want to be the first to have it back to back, buddy.”
– The reigning Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman, when asked who deserves to succeed him
“I don’t feel a day over 6!”
– Big Bird, on kicking off Sesame Street’s 40th anniversary
We’ve got some of the best celebrity quotes from this past week, including Madonna wanting to get run over by a train, Hugh Jackman getting interrupted, and Jessica Simpson’s fear of something.
“I’d rather get run over by a train.”
– Madonna, expressing her opposition to getting married again, on “Late Show with David Letterman”
“You want to get that?”
– Hugh Jackman, addressing an audience member after a ringing cell phone interrupted his Broadway show, “A Steady Rain”
“I don’t call them birthdays. I refuse birthdays.”
– Mariah Carey, explaining why she calls the day she was born an “anniversary,” to “USA Today”
“Oprah, I’ve never done that to a black woman before.”
– Chris Rock, weave-checking the talk show host, on air
“Is this a set up?”
– Lisa Kudrow, after she was pressured into singing the “Friends” classic, “Smelly Cat,” at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert to benefit Feed America
“I’m old, so I need to work fast.”
– Desperate Housewives’ newest resident, Drea de Matteo, 37, on planning to have her second child sooner rather than later, to “USA Today”
“Gloves are off.”
– Michelle Obama, on lobbying for her hometown of Chicago to host the 2016 Summer Olympics, to “People”
“I don’t like to look at Penélope directly. It is too overwhelming.”
– Woody Allen, on his former leading lady’s stunning beauty, to “Vanity Fair”
“I haven’t been to Pinkberry since last July, so it’s been a year and a half I’ve been sober!”
– Sherri Shepherd, experiencing her own version of sobriety, to People
“WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?”
– Jessica Simpson, roughing it in a mosquito-netted bed during her trip to Uganda for her upcoming docu-series, “The Price of Beauty”, on Twitter
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig were performing in their Broadway play A Steady Rain the other night, when they were interrupted by someone’s cell phone.
The cell phone kept buzzing away which caused Hugh, while still in character, to tell the audience member to shut their cell phone off.
When the cell phone continued to buzz, Daniel finally spoke up,
“Can you get that, whoever that is? Can you get it? We can wait, just get the phone.”
source: Jackman & Craig — Can You Hear Us Now? [TMZ]
