I know, it still doesn’t make any sense to me, either. I’ve read the story countless times already, trying to make heads or tails from it and I still don’t get it. But I digress.
Vince Neil used to think that slathering egg burritos all over his junk would make his girlfriend think he wasn’t having sloppy sex with random chicks.
Okay, so he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, right? In a new interview with “Hustler” magazine, he told of the times when he and his Motley Crue bandmates used the tactic to fool their wives/girlfriends:
We were always f*cking other chicks at the studio and backstage… We would take Tommy Lee’s van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just f*cked. So our d*cks smelled of eggs… We would tell our girlfriends, ‘Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.’ The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs. We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our d*cks.”
Wow. Just wow. I don’t think that’s something that I would’ve revealed to close friends, let alone to a magazine that gets read by millions. You stay classy, Vince.
source: Way To Waste A Perfectly Good Burrito – [dlisted]
Hustler sure are scraping at the bottom of the barrel for their porn parodies now aren’t they? Sure the Lindsay Lohan and Saved By The Bell ones were funny but now we have “This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX.”
The movie, directed by S. Wayne, follows the PAPS team (Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society) in searching for answers to the unexplained, undead and the undersexed.
Part of the press release for the DVD says that Victoria White does anal sex for the first time, to which Drew Rosenfeld (Creative Director at Hustler Video) says..
“You couldn’t tell it was her first time by watching her scene, She is so hot and works Mr. Pete as if she’d been doing anal from the beginning!â€
The movie also stars SinDee Jennings, Alexa Nicole, Kiara Diane, Krissy Lynn, Anthony Rosano, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater and Mr. Pete.
I don’t even know what to say but laugh, the trailer is completely safe for work and you can see it below!
source: This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX Trailer [Horrory Yearbook]
The porno is called This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX and stars “Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris.”
I wonder why they didn’t just use Dustin Diamond to play Screech, he is looking for work and as we all know he has no problems in filming his sex life.
This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is brought to you by Hustler, the same company who made that Lindsay Lohan porn.
Will you be watching this? I for one won’t be, not one of these people are remotely attractive.
Lindsay Lohan‘s career has been in the toilet for quite some time, so it was only a matter of time before her life would end up in porn one way or another.
Which leads us to The Untrue Hollywood Stories – Lindsay Lohan a comedy parody from Hustler, while the porno doesn’t star Lindsay it is all about her life and even includes a less butch Samantha Ronson and Paris Hilton who talks about cold boobs.
Of course none of the people are real and are hired actors but it is pretty hilarious because they even feature Lindsay’s mother Dina Lohan who “if she’s not off plotting against her daughter, she’s wreaking a little havoc of her own on the world.
The trailer is below and is safe for work, if you would like to stream the Lindsay Lohan porno it is streaming on the official website (nsfw), or you can buy it on July 28th.
“Hustler” founder Larry Flynt and “Girls Gone Wild” entrepreneur Joe Francis are going to Congress to get themselves their very own bailout – to the tune of $5 billion.
America, the economy is failing. The banks are going to crap and the automakers were groveling at the feet of Congress for some bailout money. Joe Francis and Larry Flynt want you to know that the porn industry needs your help.
You’d think that with the economic crisis going full force, people would be looking to porn or alcohol (or sometimes both), but apparently that’s not the case.
Flynt and Francis are teaming up and taking their case to Congress for a heft $5 billion bailout. They’re claiming that the adult entertainment industry has taken a hit because of the economic downturn and that DVD sales are down 22% from last year.
Flynt says, “With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”
Francis sees the industry like the automakers, only much bigger. He says, “Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration.”
