At last night’s premiere of Soul Men, Ice-T and his wife Coco would not reveal what they would be dressing as for Halloween, but one thing was certain — for Coco, this would be a very naked night.
“It’s my day! I get to get naked! Finally!!!” Coco squealed, as Ice looked on proudly. “You know, a lot of people comment, but some chicks like to be wild,” Ice said in his wife’s defense. “You come home and they’re standing on the couch and they want to jump at you and tackle you. Coco’s one of them girls.”
Katie Price, aka Jordan, was caught sunbathing topless in Cannes.
I’m not going to slam that woman, I would sunbathe topless too — I’ve done it before. I just thought I’d point out that nice scar on her nipple, from the plethora of breast surgeries.
Charlton Heston passed away today, at the age of 84.
Charlton Heston, who won the 1959 best actor Oscar as the chariot-racing “Ben-Hur” and portrayed Moses, Michelangelo, El Cid and other heroic figures in movie epics of the ’50s and ’60s, has died. He was 84.
The actor died Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills with his wife Lydia at his side, family spokesman Bill Powers said.
Powers declined to comment on the cause of death or provide further details.
“Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and resonating voice, and, of course, for the roles he played,” Heston’s family said in a statement. “No one could ask for a fuller life than his. No man could have given more to his family, to his profession, and to his country.”
Heston revealed in 2002 that he had symptoms consistent with Alzheimer’s disease, saying, “I must reconcile courage and surrender in equal measure.”
The Heston family issued the following statement:
“To his loving friends, colleagues and fans, we appreciate your heartfelt prayers and support. Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and resonating voice, and, of course, for the roles he played. Indeed, he committed himself to every role with passion, and pursued every cause with unmatched enthusiasm and integrity.
We knew him as an adoring husband, a kind and devoted father, and a gentle grandfather, with an infectious sense of humor. He served these far greater roles with tremendous faith, courage and dignity. He loved deeply, and he was deeply loved.
No one could ask for a fuller life than his. No man could have given more to his family, to his profession, and to his country. In his own words, “I have lived such a wonderful life! I’ve lived enough for two people.”
A private memorial service will be held. The family has requested that, in lieu of flowers, donations be made to the Motion Picture and Television Fund:
MPTF
22212 Ventura Boulevard, Suite 300
Woodland Hills, CA 91364
MPTVFund.org
Mr. Heston was truly a remarkable man, this news saddens me deeply.
UPDATE (James): While I’ve seen many of his movies, the moment that stands out in my mind was when he shamed the executives of Time-Warner for releasing Ice-T’s “Cop Killer” by the simple and powerful device of reading its lyrics aloud to them. He recounted the event at a 1999 speech at Harvard Law School:
A few years ago, I heard about a — a rapper named Ice-T who was selling a CD called “Cop Killer,” celebrating the ambushing and of murdering police officers. It was being marketed by none other than Time/Warner, the biggest entertainment conglomerate in the country — in the world. Police across the country were outraged. And rightfully so. At least one of them had been murdered. But Time/Warner was stonewalling because the — the CD was a cash cow for them, and the media were tiptoeing around because the rapper was black. I heard Time/Warner had a stockholders meeting scheduled in Beverly Hills, and I owned some shares of Time/Warner at the time, so I decided to attend the meeting.
What I did was against the advice of my family and my colleagues. I asked for the floor. To a hushed room of a thousand average American stockholders, I simply read the full lyrics of “Cop Killer” — every vicious, vulgar, instructional word:
I got my 12-Gauge sawed-off. I got my headlights turned off. I’m about to bust some shots off. I’m about to dust some cops off.
It got worse, a lot worse. Now, I won’t read the rest of it to you. But trust me, the room was a sea of shocked, frozen, blanched faces. Time/Warner executives squirmed in their chairs and stared at their shoes. They hated me for that. Then I delivered another volley of sick lyrics brimming with racist filth, where Ice-T fantasizes about sodomizing the two 12-year-old nieces of Al and Tipper Gore:
She pushed her butt against my –
No. No, I won’t do to you here what I did to them. Let’s just say I left the room in stunned silence. When I read the lyrics to the waiting press corps outside, one of them said, “We can’t print that, you know.” “I know,” I said, “but Time/Warner is still selling it.”
Two months later, Time/Warner terminated Ice-T’s contract. I’ll never be offered another film by Warner Brothers, or get a good review from Time magazine. But disobedience means you have to be willing to act, not just talk.
The entire speech, “Winning the Cultural War,” is worth reading in full. It’s also available in audio format at the link.
From the front Mena Suvari’s bikini looks pretty harmless. A little strapless number in a lovely maroon hue. Then she turns around to show paparazzi her fantastic asset.
She and boyfriend Simone Sestito (totally sounds like drag queen name) hit the beach in Miami on Sunday. The two weren’t shy in showing their…ahem…affection to each other. They practically had an orgy on the beach. The two have been dating for just over a year.
I never realized she a giant tattoo on her back. Starting at the base of her neck she has a lion and some script that reads “Word, Sound, Power.â€
These photos almost makes me want to put my cheese danish down and grab some Kashi for my breakfast enjoyment….almost.
Personally I shudder at the thought of these two and their procreational techniques, but Ice T and his wife Coco felt the need to share their sex secrets.
“It’s the Stroke baby. We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.â€
I must be missing out because at the thought of “different strokes†I immediately found a happy place in the land of 80’s sitcoms. I love Gary Coleman being sassy and proclaiming, “Wha’choo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”
Ice T then tried to clarify his mind controlling “stroke†only to leave me more confused.
“Sex is 90 per cent mental. It happens in the brain, so she thinks my Stroke is special – but it’s the way I’ve got her head believing it’s something special. And that’s what adds to the Stroke. You can come in and hit it on a swing, but it ain’t gonna be the Stroke!â€
Nothing like some random tranny-looking radio host dishing about a lesbian rendezvous to tarnish your rep. A Philadelphia radio DJ by the name of Golden Girl is reportedly penning a tell-all on her sexual liaison with Lil’ Kim.
“We were in some exquisitely designed bedroom, where she was dressed in a thong…period. We were drinking Cristal, and I couldn’t believe I was about to have sex with a chick. I felt a little weird, although I do chix with chix parties, and have a series of chix with chix DVD’s. I have seen it in person at clubs, and have been asked by chicks to have it done, but I have never done it, or had it done to me by a chick.â€
This isn’t the first time Golden Girl, a.k.a Lisa Natson, has accused a celebrity of shady dealings. In 2004 she alleged that a bodyguard for “Fabolous†had attacked her. The guard threw her to the ground rendering her unable to walk without the aid of crutches for a few weeks. She also claims to have bedded Ice-T and his wife Coco.
The excerpt from the book describing, in detail, her encounter with the rapper is beyond trashy romance novel. It is lascivious and reads like a narrated porn. The full excerpt is available by clicking continued below. It is NSFW.
Anyway, there I was, in a position I had never been in, laying in bed with the Queen Bee, ready to eat her p*ssy. We were in some exquisitely designed bedroom, where she was dressed in a thong…period. We were drinking Cristal, and I couldn’t believe I was about to have sex with a chick. I felt a little weird, although I do chix with chix parties, and have a series of chix with chix DVD’s. I have seen it in person at clubs, and have been asked by chicks to have it done, but I have never done it, or had it done to me by a chick.
But all that shit aside, Lil Kim and I were touching, rubbing, and before I knew it, we were playing in each other’s p*ssy with our fingers. Her a*s was so soft, I kept touching and grabbing it. I’d never felt anybody’s a*s as soft as mine, and her t*tties were huge and pretty. Her nipples got hard instantly as I licked all over them. She was rubbing my cl*t and grabbing my a*s.
She pulled me on top of her, and somehow made her cl*t press a button on mine. We were grinding cl*ts, and it felt unbelievably good. I figured she knew what she was doing, cause my p*ssy was dripping wet. We were both moaning, and I didn’t think she could feel my p*ssy juices, because as she slid her fingers between my lips.
When she felt how wet she had gotten me, she got a surge of adrenaline and said, “Oh my God, girl, you’re so wet, let me…†and she leaned up and grabbed my leg to motion me to turn my a*s to her face. I did, and we were in the sixty-nine position, with her on the bottom.
I said, “Let me get a towel to wipe some of the p*ssy juice off my a*s.â€
She said, “No, I got you,†and started softly kissing my a*s cheeks.
Her lips were so soft, I felt like I was c*mming already. I was so excited. She rubbed and kissed my a*s, and I rubbed her cl*t, slowly inserting a little bit of my finger in her p*ssy. It was wet and tight. It felt strange, because I was feeling the inside of another woman’s p*ssy walls. I was nervous, and didn’t want to do anything stupid.
As she started letting her tongue tap on my p*ssy lips, I was freaking out. Her tongue was so warm and soft, flickering from the front to the back, then kissing and sucking my cl*t, all in one motion. I stopped with my finger, and opened her legs, to lick the creases of her thighs, while we were still in the sixty-nine position.
I started at her a*s, dripping spit down the crack, and my finger slightly rubbing it with the softest touch. She loved it. I then replaced my finger with my tongue all around her a*shole. I patted and licked, and felt her a*shole tighten up as she moaned louder. I slowly licked around her lips and started eating her p*ssy. I sucked her p*ssy, and licked the cl*t ever so softly. Then I started flicking it with my tongue a little harder and faster. She licked me the same way. I had p*ssy juice down to my ears. Her cl*t was really hard by now, so I knew I was doing it good. I started putting my fingers in her as I ate that p*ssy.
Source: Golden Girl Claims Sex With Lil’ Kim [Ill Seed]
It amazes me that with one garment one could Paris Hilton look classy. Is she supposed to be some slutty superhero fighting crime with her inflated cameltoe? That thing looks like a Big Mac on its side stuffed into pleather. I still can’t believe that Coco was in Playboy. Must have been a pity spread.
The March 2008 Playboy features Nicole Austin, aka Coco, working the New York scene. As if I need to say anymore. I am sure that thumbnails pretty much speak for themselves. I could ramble on about the plight of starving children in Africa, but really there is no point. In case you have continued to read I guess I should supply some snark…
I wonder if they will stick with the beverage name if they ever decide to have offspring. Ahh, I can’t wait to meet little Mojito and Diet Pepsi. It’s Friday and there is Coco is nude if you click continued, so don’t bust my hump and go have a look already.
The NSFW photos are just a click away. Meander on over to “Continued†to see the spread.
Elton John is involved in a child porn case after a photo he donated to an art exhibition was seized by cops.
Art gallery bosses at The Baltic Centre For Contemporary Art in Gateshead, England have withdrawn the explicit photo a day before the exhibition is due to start on Wednesday (26Sep07), reports British newspaper The Sun.
The photo, taken by famed photographer Nan Godin, features two young girls posing provocatively – and is one of 4,000 pictures used in the Sir Elton John Photographic Collection. The Rocket Man hitmaker is said to admire the “directness, truth and poignancy” of Godin’s work.
Police are said to be investigating whether the gallery has broken the law for using the image. A police spokesperson says, “Who owns it or owned it is also part of the investigation.” John’s publicist declined to comment.
Source: “CHILD PORN POLICE TO INVESTIGATE ELTON JOHN” [pr-inside]
Let the rumors begin. Jimmy Fallon is the favorite of NBC to replace Conan O’Brien in 2009, when O’Brien is scheduled to take over for Jay Leno.
NBC late-night chief Rick Ludwin says he doesn’t expect to make an announcement until sometime after the first of the year, but he confirmed that Fallon is on the top of the network’s list.
“These are very tough jobs when you promise comedy as part of the equation, and it’s a grind to do one of these shows,†Ludwin says. “We know him from SNL and saw what he can do on-camera and off-camera, and I think he’d be terrific.â€
With Fallon as host, another change might be in the location of the show. It may move from Burbank back to New York City. But execs have other things to worry about. If NBC decides to keep Leno at 11:35, it must pay O’Brien a penalty in the neighborhood of $45 million and know he will then jump to another network, most likely ABC or Fox, which want in on the late-night race.
I don’t know how I feel about Jimmy Fallon hosting. I used to be a big fan, but lately he seems more annoying than funny.
I don’t think I’ll be able to watch anymore Law and Order after seeing these pics. I used to think Ice-T was the bodyguard type, now I think he needs a bodyguard. But, at least, he looks like a genuinely nice guy. First, he let CoCo out of the house wearing the two inches of red material she thinks is a swimsuit. And then, he is actually hanging out with her. Maybe Ice is just there for balance, because by the looks her different sized breasts, she could fall to the left any minute.