Hoggin’ All The Sexy & Links To Hollywood

Hoggin’ On The Sexy – City Rag

Cameron Diaz Gets Benched – Betty Confidential

Leighton Meester Talks Music – Pop Eater

Lea Michele Twitter Apology For Time Gala Joke – Amy Grindhouse

Rihanna Hits The Bottle – Holy Moly

Leona Lewis’ SATC Song – Hollywood Life

Pauly D Needs A Tan – Celebrity Smack

Isla Fisher Prepares Big Sister Olive – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Next Up For Jake Gyllenhaal: Joe Namath – F-Listed

Anne Hathaway’s Thieving Boyfriends – Why Fame

Courtney Love Goes on The Record With Fuse – Popbytes

Janice Dickinson Has Screwed Everyone – Celeb News Wire

Mariah Carey Rocks Sweats & Stilettos – ICYDK

Michelle Bombshell Gets A Butt Tattoo – Litely Salted

Britney Spears Loves The Jewelbry! – The Superficial

One More Try For Larry King & Shawn Southwick – Bitten & Bound

Lady Gaga Shows Her Butt – Drunken Stepfather

OMG, How Protective: Winston Guards The Bananas – OMG Blog

Toni Braxton’s Still Got It – Tabloid Prodigy

Michael Jackson Is Still Alive – Yeeeah!

Are Feminist Groups Blowing Off Muslim Women? – Zelda Lily

Princeton Students Aren’t As Smart As We Thought – College Candy

Heidi Klum Talks About Keeping Her Marriage Fresh – Wonderwall

Alicia Keys Might Be Pregnant – Anything Hollywood

Selena Gomez’s Big Day – Hollywire

CMT’s 2010 Music Award Nominees – Hollywood Dame

Miley Cyrus’ Leaked Dirty Dancing Video – Allie Is Wired

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Adorable Pandas & Links To Hollywood

Aren’t These Pandas Adorable? – City Rag

A Culture Club Reunion? – Pop Eater

Don’t Pity Sandra Bullock! – Betty Confidential

JLS Attacked By Savage Mental Fan – Holy Moly

Heidi Klum Reveals Her Slim & Sexy Secrets – Hollywood Life

Kim Kardashian Frolicks Around In A Bikini – F-Listed

Padma Lakshmi & Adam Bell Start Custody Battle – Why Fame

Gisele Bundchen Is Still Hiding Baby Benjamin – Amy Grindhouse

Video Fix: What The Buck! – Popbytes

Sacha Baron Cohen & Isla Fisher Got Hitched! – Celebrity Smack

Jesse James Hearts WP – Celeb News Wire

American Idol Is Going To The Dogs – ICYDK

Mila Kunis Loves Jason Segel’s Penis – Litely Salted

How Is Britney Spears Not Stabbing People? – The Superficial

Old Irish Lady Finds Her Pot Of Gold – The Dirty

If Tina Fey Is Ugly, Then We’re All Doomed – College Candy

Porn Industry Wants Octomom – Hollywire

Surprise! It’s Tiger Woods’ Mom! – Tabloid Prodigy

Joslyn James Releases Her Tiger Texts – Zelda Lily

Kim Raver & Her Universal City Cutie – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Dr. Conrad Murray’s License Should Be Revoked – Wonderwall

Harry Potter Set Burns to the Ground, Film Set Back – Hollywood Dame

Robert Pattinson Talks Sex Scenes – Allie Is Wired

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Sacha Baron Cohen & Isla Fisher Wed in Paris

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have quietly wed, according to Woman’s Day in Australia.

Cohen, 39, and Fisher, 34, who’ve been engaged for two years, said “I do” in front of a few close relatives in a private traditional Jewish ceremony in Paris last Monday.

Fisher wrote in an email to friends the following day:

“We did it – we’re married!. It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.

I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!”

Cohen was spotted wearing a ring in Paris on Sunday, according to X17.

They welcomed a daughter, Olive, in 2007.

In 2005, Fisher told British newspaper, “Sacha makes me laugh more than anyone.”

She added that their relationship works, despite the fact that it’s unconventional.

“Instead of ‘Hey, honey, did you pick up the dry cleaning?,’ it was ‘Did you get beaten up? Are you getting sued? Is there a warrant out for your arrest?’ ” she said of Cohen who, at the time, headlined the controversial comedy, Borat.

source: Sacha Baron Cohen, Isla Fisher Wed in Paris [us magazine]

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Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked

These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have “No Nudity” clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene.

1. Megan Fox

“That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

2. Jessica Alba

“I don’t do nudity. I just don’t. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won’t get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety.”

3. Rachel Bilson

“Movies can be sexy or sexual without showing things, it’s almost a deal breaker. They like to put in nudity wherever they can, but I’m pretty strong willed and believe it can be avoided.”

4. Christina Hendricks

“I was working my but off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!”

5. Jenna Fischer

“Well, I wouldn’t do anything I wouldn’t be proud to show my parents.”

6. Rachel Leigh Cook

“I’m very shy. I won’t do nudity, and no body-doubling to make it look like it’s me.”

7. Olivia Munn

She agreed to pose for Playboy Magazine, but doesn’t show A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

8. Blake Lively

“I do panic before I have to wear a really skimpy outfit, but I don’t have enough willpower. I had to do a scene in a bra and shorts for the first time in two years.”

9. Jessica Simpson

“I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it.”

10. Isla Fisher

“I feel like if you have a female comic character and then you see her nipples, then she is no longer funny, which is clearly wrong, but that was my theory and that’s why I didn’t want to do it.”

11. Jennifer Love Hewitt

“For the most part, yeah, I’m happy with my body, but there are days when I’m like, ‘Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?”

12. Mandy Moore

“It would be completely uncomfortable to walk down the street and know thaqt the person passing by had seen me without my clothes on.”

13. Christina Applegate

Tragically, in 2008 she underwent a double mastectomy to counteract the breast cancer she had been dealing with. A moment of silence.

14. Kristen Kreuk

For now, it looks like seeing Kristin’s wonder twins is unlikely, but later on she may (hopefully) reconsider.

15. Jennifer Garner

“I will not be taking it all off! Zero percent. No, thank you. The world deserves better. Not interested.”

source: The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film [ranker]

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FHM 100 SEXIEST 2009 100-50

Here is yet another sexy list, this time it’s the readers of FHM Magazine (not to be confused with the FHM UK sexiest 100) who voted for the sexiest woman of 2009, here is a list from numbers 100-50.

100 – Rachel Ray
99 – Odette Yustman
98 – Whitney Port
97 – Moon Bloodgood (pictured above)
96 – Miranda Kerr
95 – Tricia Helfer
94 – Isla Fisher
93 – Emma Stone
92 – Leighton Meester
91 – Emmanuelle Chriqui
90 – Kristen Stewart

89 – Adrianna Costa
88 – Abbey Clancy
87 – Cheryl Cole
86 – Rachel Bilson
85 – Kristen Bell
84 – Olga Kurylenko
83 – Maria Sharapova (pictured above)
82 – Heidi Klum
81 – Carlee Ranger
80 – Evangeline Lilly

79 – Karolina Kurkova
78 – Rihanna
77 – Eva Longoria
76 – Ashlan Gorse (pictured above)
75 – Tina Fey
74 – Michelle Rodriguez
73 – Christina Ricci
72 – Keeley Hazell
71 – Maria Menounos
70 – Carla Bruni

69 – AnnaLynne McCord
68 – Malin Akerman
67 – Kelly Brook
66 – Nicole Scherzinger
65 – Selita Ebanks (pictured above)
64 – Alessandra Ambrosio
63 – Rachel Weisz
62 – Pamela Anderson
61 – Halle Berry
60 – Anna Faris

59 – Ashley Tisdale
58 – Bar Refaeli (pictured above)
57 – Zooey Deschanel
56 – Kate Hudson
55 – Jennifer Love Hewitt
54 – Emma Watson
53- Eliza Dushku
52 – Liv Tyler
51 – Samaire Armstrong
50 – Jennifer Aniston

49-1 to follow…

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Links To Hollywood – #256

Candy Spelling Blames Tori For Aaron’s Death – PopEater

Megan Fox’s Nipple Adjuster – City Rag

Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like ‘The Hills’ Either – F-Listed

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Snub Simon Cowell – Holy Moly

Viva La Viral! – Mashup – Popbytes

Nude Madonna Painting Up For Auction – Celebrity Smack

Shauna Sand Keeps Wearing Bikinis – The Superficial

Cameron Diaz Glows In Soho – Pacific Coast News

Katie Holmes Needs Sex! – Celeb News Wire

Tom Sizemore Loves Jail – Celeb Warship

Megan Fox Makes Her Way Through LAX – ICYDK

Simon Cowell Is Probably Banging Your Sister – Ninja Dude

Tila Tequila Has A Lot Of Empathy – Websters Is My Bitch

Zachary Quinto Treks For The Car – Meet The Famous

Girl Crush: Isla Fisher – College Candy

Friends Tell Jennifer Aniston To Get Over Brad Pitt – Anything Hollywood

Who Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bulimic Friend? – Celebitchy

Jennifer Lopez Outdone By Jon & Kate Plus 8 – Hollywood Dame

Lady Gaga’s Leaked Paparazzi Video – Allie Is Wired

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AskMen’s 49-1 Hottest Women Of 2009 – Pictures

Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by AskMen.com readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, check the thumbnails after the jump below to see more pictures.

49. Karolina Kurkova:

48. Katrina Kaif
47. Carrie Underwood
46. Miranda Kerr
45. Eva Longoria
44. Sara Carone
43. Zoe Saldana
42. Angelina Jolie:

41. Hayden Panettiere
40. Odette Yustman
39. Stacy Kiebler
38. Katy Perry
37. Layla Kayleigh
36. Summer Glau
35. Christina Aguilera
34. Bar Refaeli:

33. Denise Milani
32. Misa Campo
31. Isla Fisher
30. Olga Kurylenko
29. Keira Knightley
28. Gisele Bundchen
27. Mila Kunis:

26. Charlize Theron
25. Penelope Cruz
24. Bianca Beauchamp
23. Lucy Pinder
22. Evangeline Lilly
21. Doutzen Kroes
20. Cheryl Cole:

19. Adriana Lima
18. Monica Bellucci
17. Selita Ebanks
16. Jessica Biel
15. Jessica Alba
14. Brooke Burke
13. Halle Berry
12. Emmanuelle Chriqui
11. Heidi Klum

10. Kate Beckinsale:

9. Kristin Bell:

8. Rihanna:

7. Scarlett Johansson:

6. Alessandra Ambrosio:

5. Anne Hathaway:

4. Keeley Hazell:

3. Marisa Miller:

2. Megan Fox:

1. Eva Mendes:

Well there you have it, I myself think Eva Mendes is good enough to be number one. What are your thoughts on it? Don’t forget to see more pictures after the jump.

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Isla Fisher’s Sexy Photoshoot

Isla Fisher has been on my radar ever since I watched her in The Wedding Crashers a few years ago, now I am glad to see she is finally starring in her own movies (Confessions Of A Shopaholic) and doing photoshoots like this one.

The actress who has a 15-month-old daughter with Borat comedian Sacha Baron Cohen poses in just atop and her panties, obviously showing her figure is perfect after giving birth just over a year ago.

Sadly though she tells Allure magazine that she and Sacha are going to get married, she says, “we are going to get married, really, really, even more now than ever. We have been talking about it and we have been very close, but it has been difficult to plan.”

[Click thumbnails for a larger view]

Well it sucks she is going to be a married woman but hopefully more and more shoots like this one of Isla Fisher will start to happen as her career takes off.

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Links To Hollywood – #168

Renee Zellweger’s See-Through Globes – City Rag

Fergie & Josh Duhamel Leave For Their Honeymoon – Bricks & Stones

Jordan & Peter Andre Move To L.A. – Holy Moly

Meet Lady Gaga’s Rump Roast! – F-Listed

Megan Fox Went Stag To The Golden Globes – Celebrity Smack

Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” Finally Hit #1 – Popbytes

Some Love Advice For Whitney Port – College Candy

Kanye West Wants Less Fans – Celeb News Wire

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Partied Too Much Last Night – Pink Is The New Blog

Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Next Twilight Movie – Fatback Media

Tom Cruise Talks About Jett Travolta’s Death – Ninja Dude

Taylor Lautner Shows Off His New Six Pack – Popeater

Where’s Jennifer Lopez’s Ring? – Celeb Warship

John Mayer Is An Idiot – Celebslam

Grace Jones Rules The World – DListed

The Travolta Family Thanks Ocala, Florida – Just Jared

Welcome To Aruba, Here’s Lewis Black – Best Week Ever

Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Bikini Body – The Bastardly

Anna Faris Looks Smokin’ Hot – Drunken Stepfather

Ann Coulter Botches View Audition – Defamer

Cameron Diaz Needs To Dye Her Hair – Derek Hail

Daniel Craig Tattooed His Junk? – Celebitchy

Mariska Hargitay Suffers Collapsed Lung – Hollyscoop

Nicole Richie’s Got Major Cleavage – Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus In Bed With Her Boyfriend – Hollywood Dame

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Launch A Chain Of Gyms – Gabby Babble

Robert Pattinson Wants To Lick What All Day Long? – Candy Kirby

Russell Crowe Is Too Fat For Sienna Miller – Yeeeah!

Gisele & Tom Brady Officially Engaged – Anything Hollywood

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Secret – Egotastic

Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen To Get Married Soon – Socialite’s Life

The 66th Annual Golden Globes Winners! – Allie Is Wired

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People’s 100 Most Beautiful

People magazine has issued a “sneak peek” into their 100 Most Beautiful People issue and I have to ask… are they saving the best for last? Rumer Willis?

KATE HUDSON
She’s on the cover of this year’s Most Beautiful issue, but Hudson doesn’t owe her famous sun-kissed looks to thousands of hours logged at a spa. “I don’t even remember the last time I got a manicure,” says the 29-year-old mom to son Ryder, 4. “I even got to the point where I started waxing my own legs because I don’t have the time. I’d rather be home with Ryder sitting there waxing my legs. I haven’t gotten a facial in a million years. I don’t do those kinds of things. And when I do, I always think, ‘I should do this more often.’”

SALMA HAYEK
The new mom is beautiful inside and out, having signed on as ambassador for a Pampers/UNICEF program that provides tetanus shots to babies and mothers in developing countries. (Every pack of diapers with a UNICEF logo sold pays for one shot.) “You give them the vaccine, they don’t die,” says Hayek, 41. “It’s not just about creating a better world for my daughter, Valentina, but also being more passionate about diminishing the suffering of women and children all over the world.”

MARY J. BLIGE
“I’m at my most beautiful when I’m in a good mood, not dealing with any drama, and feeling healthy,” says the singer, 37. But when she wants to get glam in a pinch, Blige has a quick beauty tip. “I put on eyeliner and mascara and some liner on my mouth and some gloss in the middle, and that’s the perfect five-minute face.”

RUMER WILLIS
“I grew up with a mom that most moms don’t look like,” says the 19-year-old star of the summer comedy The House Bunny. But with a little help from mom Demi Moore, and a some experimentation, she’s finding her own way: “There’s a cool Korean spa my mom found in L.A. I go with my best friend, [Gossip Girl's] Jessica Szohr. That and getting my nails done are my biggest indulgences.”

SARAH SILVERMAN
“It sounds corny, but when I’m with my comedian friends, I just feel good. I’m lucky because I feel way more beautiful than I really am,” says the comic, 37. And although she, ahem, “paired up” with Matt Damon, Silverman’s still going strong with boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. “Thank God for Jimmy, because all the things I don’t like about myself are the things that he likes the most. Like my inner-thigh fat. He grabs it and he’s like, ‘I love this!’ ”

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
The 36-year-old actress admits to a new beauty addiction that she picked up on the set of her hit comedy, Samantha Who?. “They airbrush my makeup on,” she says. “Now I don’t want to do anything without that – it’s quick and it’s good. I want to get out of the makeup chair as soon as possible. I’m so low-maintenance.”

EVA LONGORIA & TONY PARKER
They’re one of PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful couples, but the Desperate Housewife – known for her knockout red-carpet appearances – looks the best when she’s low-key, according to her husband. Putting a cute spin on it, the NBA star says, “I like her best in jeans, a T-shirt and Hugs.” Says Longoria Parker, “He means Uggs.”

ISLA FISHER
Her fiery locks aren’t just a signature style – for Fisher, 32, they also provide a convenient excuse! “It was great having red hair as a kid because I had something to blame my temper on,” the Aussie actress says. “Now I go for the same color palette as Conan O’Brien. I did dye it blonde once, but it backfired, as I had nothing to blame my temper on!”

AMANDA BEARD
“To look good in the water, you have to pick the right swimsuit,” advises the gold-medal Olympic swimmer, 26. “I own close to 500.” And that’s not her only tip for a pretty poolside look: “I wear makeup in the water. I always wear a waterproof mascara, Maybelline Volume Express. All my makeup is waterproof, even my concealer.”

THE GOSSIP GIRL CAST
Onscreen, they are gorgeous, scheming, backstabbing high schoolers. Off-screen, Blake Lively, Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick, Jessica Szohr, Penn Badgley, Leighton Meester and Taylor Momsen (clockwise from bottom) are still gorgeous but somewhat kinder to one another. “I assure you,” says Badgley, “we are all fun and charming as hell.”

JULIANNE MOORE
The natural redhead says that when she was younger, she hated her flame-red hair. “Nobody likes being different as a kid. In first grade kids called me Freckleface Strawberry – it was a drink mix. It is also the title of my children’s book,” says Moore, 47. Recently she dyed her hair blonde for the upcoming film Blindness. “It was fun for two days, then I started to hate it. I spent all my life wishing for different color hair, but now I felt too weird to enjoy it. The minute the movie wrapped, I changed it back.”

JASON TAYLOR
If he hasn’t already taken enough ribbing from his Miami Dolphins teammates about his elegant moves on Dancing with the Stars, more is on the way. “This article will be plastered in the locker room,” predicts the 6’6″ Taylor. But the defensive end, 33, is taking the jokes in stride: “In the guy world, it’s a sign of respect. I’d be more worried if they didn’t tease me.”

VANESSA HUDGENS
“I grew up in the business, so I was used to putting on makeup every day,” says the 19-year-old star of the High School Musical movies, who went without makeup for her PEOPLE photo shoot. “Just recently I’ve learned to be okay with myself without wearing makeup. I think it was a special someone telling me that I didn’t need it. I started taking care of my skin and realized I didn’t need as much as I thought I did.”

TAYLOR SWIFT
“I have blonde eyelashes and blonde eyebrows, so my typical insecurity is that my eyes go away when I don’t have makeup on,” says the Grammy-nominated country singer, 19, who also went makeup-free for her PEOPLE shoot. “But it’s important to be comfortable with who you are and go natural once in a while.”

ZOË SALDAÑA
“I feel self-conscious when I have makeup on. It just doesn’t feel like it’s part of me,” says the actress, 29, who didn’t wear any for her PEOPLE shoot. “I feel my most confident when I am at my most natural. However, I do have my days when I really want to do something dramatic, whether it be really dark, dark eyes or dark lipstick. I love red lipstick.”

JESSICA ALBA & CASH WARREN
“[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you,” Alba says, admitting that she has a bit of a “glow.” “Everything in my face is puffed up. I have the face of a teenager! I feel like I’m 16 again.” Even Warren says he’s gotten in on the action, admitting, “I don’t know if it’s as much of a pregnancy glow as kind of a barbecue-grease glow. I’ve gained probably about 10 pounds.”

CARRIE UNDERWOOD
The Grammy-winning beauty, 25, admits that she still gets nervous on the red carpet. “I feel more beautiful when I see the pictures after. I’m like, ‘I wish I had felt like I looked like that when I was actually there.’”

source: World’s Most Beautiful People [people]

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Links To Hollywood – #84

Is Mischa Barton Broke? – Ninja Dude

Victoria Secret Fashion Show Videos – Egotastic

Isla Fisher is the Newest MILF on the Block – Popsugar

Meet the Dumbest Woman on TV – College Humor

Jessica Alba Doesn’t Think She’s Sexy – Popoholic

Victoria Beckham Does Elle Magazine – Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston Spending Christmas with Brad’s Parents – Popbytes

Collagen Lips Gone Wrong – City Rag

Hayden Panettiere Was in Every Picture – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jodie Foster Finally Comes Out of the Closet – Dlisted

Interview with Jack Nicholson, Posh Dresses Him – Celebrity Smack

Nicole Ritchie Pardoned from Anti-Drinking Classes – Bricks and Stones

Britney and Paris Return to Sixth Grade – Celeb News Wire

Victoria Beckham Planning Another Baby – Splash News Online

Nick and Vanessa Celebrate Christmas with OK! Magazine – Pop On The Pop

Petra Nemcova is Boring but Hot – Drunken Stepfather

Shauna Sand Is a Mother of Three with Really High Heels – TMZ

Angelina Jolie Signs Up To Play Spy Babe – Breaking News USA

Celebrity Look-Alike Contest – This Guy Look Like Zac Efron? – Allie is Wired

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Kate Walsh is the Hottest of Hollywood Redheads

This might be the worst poll ever taken. Newlywed Kate Walsh has topped the list of Hollywood’s Hottest Redheads. But here’s the thing, who knew Kate Walsh was actually a blonde?

The former Grey’s Anatomy star is a natural blonde, but she insists redheads have more fun, stating, “When I was blonde, they treated me like a girly girl. As a redhead, it was a little more sassy.”

The top 10 List:

1. Kate Walsh
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Nicole Kidman
4. Debra Messing
5. Geri Halliwell
6. Julianne Moore
7. Kathy Griffin
8. Marcia Cross
9. Amy Adams
10. Isla Fisher

I should change my hair color to red. Maybe I could pull in the #11 ranking. I think this poll incudes every redheaded actress in Hollywood. Lame.

Source: “WALSH IS TOP REDHEAD” [contactmusic]

Popularity: 13% [?]