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Niki Cloyd, Jack Osbourne‘s 24 year old ex, has been arrested for allegedly keying the crap out of Jack’s $250,000 Aston Martin yesterday. Jackie boy doesn’t think that she’s going to stop at vandalism.
Osbourne filed a request in L.A. County Superior Court earlier today seeking a restraining order against his nutty ex, stating:
“[Niki Cloyd] is apparently in a state of unpredictable rage, and I fear that she intends to do further harm to me or to my property … [She] went through my telephone text messages, my private computer files, and flew into a rage, destroying property in my home.”
The judge rejected his request, saying that there was insufficient evidence for a restraining order, but she did suggest that Jack not allow Cloyd back into his house. Of course, if it were the other way around, the judge would have most likely granted a restraining order against Osbourne for looking at the bitch weird. Gotta love double standards in the justice system.
I wonder what Niki saw in his text messages and emails that made her wig the eff out? How many bimbos are going to come out over the next several days saying that they’ve been boffing Jack Osbourne?
Source: Jack Osbourne: I Need Protection From That Girl[TMZ]
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Sharon Osbourne blames Courtney Love for Jack Osbourne‘s drug problems. Sharon said she will never talk to Courtney again for giving Jack OxyContin when he was 15….Fifteen?!?
Courtney Love – Pictured at Marc Jacobs – NY Fashion Week
 “I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There’s not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal.
I’m not saying Jack wouldn’t have taken it if she hadn’t given it to him, but I’m appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else’s child? I haven’t had a row with her, but I will never talk to her.”
In 2003 Jack checked into rehab for his OxyContin addiction. He’s been drug-free ever since.
Outside of Meth, one of the most addictive drugs out there; I would seriously press charges.
What other’s said:
- Dlisted says, “Um…..how did Sharon let Jack hang out with Courtney knowing she was a crackhead?”
source: Dare To Keep Kids Off Courtney [dlisted]; image: [splash news online]
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Amy Winehouse has canceled so many shows recently that bookies are now placing odds on whether she’ll show up to her concerts. In the last month or so, Amy has cancelled performances at Oxygen in Dublin, T in Scotland, Summer Pops in Liverpool, and a show in St. Peolten with the Beastie Boys, The Prodigy and The Roots. Exhaustion is the most cited reason, but the night of the Liverpool show she was spotted drinking in a North London pub.
 William Hill – one of the countries biggest bookmakers– is currently offering odds of 1/2 on Winehouse fulfilling her commitment to appear at the Eden Sessions at the Eden Project in Cornwall on July 17th.
A spokesperson for William Hill said: “Amy has cancelled too many gigs for us not to give out odds. The concert is next week so she’ll have to sort herself out for that and I can’t see it happening,†reports NME.â€
The Sun is running a “Wino Watch†to keep tabs of Amy’s partying and comparing it to canceled shows.
She then partied backstage into the wee hours with SADIE FROST and JACK OSBOURNE. But my snaps show her the next day, clearly feeling unwell. Amy held her tum as she dashed to use a cafe toilet.
Earlier, she told her driver to pull over as she gagged. Later she was spotted slumped at the counter of a takeaway.
Hardly the way to battle that exhaustion, eh, Amy?
Yesterday Amy jetted out to Holland. Well, I hope it’s a sign she’s fit and well – and ready to entertain her paying fans.â€
There’s no way I’d go to a show of hers now, and I was thinking about it. What a pain in the ass it would be to buy the ticket, pay Ticketmaster an arm and a leg for the pleasure of them selling it to you, fight traffic and pay for a parking space downtown where your car has a 43% chance of getting broken into, walk a few blocks to the show … and then nothing. No thanks, Amy.
Source: Celebitchy; Photo: Much Music
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Remember that show ‘Armed & Famous’? Did that actually air? Well, apparently they at least filmed a couple episodes, at least one of which included Jack Osbourne.
A woman in Indiana is suing Jack Osbourne and others who were a part of the show and camera crew. She claims that they mistook her home for a fugitive hideout when they raided it. They even handcuffed her in her nightgown. Now she wants $1 million for the humiliation.
Whose idea was that? Hey, we should do a show with people that are kind of famous and dress them up like cops, and then actually let them do police work. Wee Man and Jack Osbourne with guns? No, bad idea – fire that person.
Source: Celebrity Smack
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Eric Estrada is going to be a real live cop. I wonder if they’ll call him “paunch,” in honor of his advanced years?
Erik Estrada carried a gun but rarely used it to stop bad guys in his 1970s TV police drama “CHiPs.” Now, the 57-year-old Estrada and other celebrities are training to carry guns for real, along with badges as Muncie reserve officers as part of a reality CBS TV show.
Estrada, La Toya Jackson, Jack Osbourne, Wee Man and Trish Stratus spent part of Sunday listening to Muncie police officer Scott O’Dell bark orders at them in front of City Hall.
“You the new recruits?” O’Dell asked the recruits, standing in front of a black limousine. “You got what it takes to be Muncie’s finest?”
Until Sunday, producers of the show had kept the identify of its cast secret.
Muncie Police Chief Joe Winkle said much of the day was spent arranging the arrival of the celebrities and handing out uniforms. The cast must be trained to meet the same standards as other reserve officers, and study constitutional law and ethics, Winkle has said. They will carry guns but won’t answer emergency calls on their own in the eastern Indiana city.
I’m not sure what’s funnier, Estrada as a real cop or the phrase, “You got what it takes to be Muncie’s finest?”
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