Kim Kardashian Is Selling Perfume Now – Hollywood On Crack

Miley Cyrus Lies About Her Tattoo – Hollywire

Gilbert Arenas Doesn’t Learn – The Dirty

Just How Old Is Richard Simmons? – Pop Eater

Jennifer Lopez Deserved An Oscar? – The Superficial

Afternoon Pick Me Up: Jade Huntington – F-Listed

Lindsay & Ali Lohan Look Like Two Old Hags – Celebrity Smack

Naomi Campbell Smiles For The First Time – Holy Moly

Ashley Tisdale Looks Beat! – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Lopez Does “Elle” Magazine – Popbytes

Taylor Lautner Is The Highest Paid Teen Actor – Anything Hollywood

Kirstie Alley Is Having A Phit Right Now – Litely Salted

Kim Kardashian Is A Desperate Famewhore – ICYDK

Britney Spears Wants To Give Massages – Celebslam

Miley Cyrus Wants To Have Country Bumpkin Babies – Allie Is Wired