Keep It Classy, Diddy – City Rag
Glenn Close Plays A Dude – Pop Eater
Jake Gyllenhaal Schmoozes Taylor Swift – Daily Fill
Jamie Lynn Sigler Is A Real Pro – IDLYITW
Olivia Wilde’s Husband Loves Her Sex Scenes – Amy Grindhouse
Coco Is Still Awesome At Twitter – The Superficial
Tron Gets The Ron Jeremy Treatment – Popbytes
Sam Lutfi Not Stalking Lindsay Lohan? – ICYDK
Angelina Jolie’s Boobs Make An Appearance – Drunken Stepfather
OMG, He Hearts Us: 50 Cent – OMG Blog
Rumer Willis Turned Model! – Why Fame
Sarah Palin Is Diggin’ For Gold – Hollywood Life
Jillian Michaels Is Going To Be A Great Mom – Holly Baby
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Melanie Ryann – F-Listed
Jeff Bridges Shaves His Beard For ‘SNL’ – Celebrity Smack
Doogie Howser Hates Victor Newman – Celeb News Wire
Brandi Glanville Doing Jail Time? – Wonderwall
Kris Jenner Is Actually A Good Mom – Betty Confidential
Love Is Lost In Hollywood – College Candy
Ashlee Simpson To Divorce In 2011 – Evil Beet Gossip
Lo Bosworth & Boyfriend Split – Anything Hollywood
Someone Made A Birthday Cake Out Of Coco’s Butt – Tabloid Prodigy
Johnny Depp A Cheater McCheaterson? – Allie Is Wired
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Balloon Boy’s Parents Have To Pay Up – F-Listed
Mila Kunis & Zoe Saldana Get It On – City Rag
Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Turtle Have Fulfilled Their Contractual Obligations – The Superficial
Brittany Murphy Was A Pro On The Set Of Her Last Movie – Pop Eater
Sophie Anderton Gets Hammered; Arrested – Holy Moly
The Devil Made RuPaul Do It – Popbytes
Miley Cyrus’ Parents Probably Starve Her – Litely Salted
Pink Strips Her Husband On Stage – Drunken Stepfather
John Mayer, Damn You – Celebrity Smack
Merry Christmas From The Jonas Brothers – Hollywire
Brody Jenner Says Bros Before Hos – ICYDK
Miley Cyrus Diagnosed With Heart Condition – Hollywire
Beyonce Will Get Knocked Up In 2010? – Anything Hollywood
Fan Convicted Of Harassing Ashanti’s Mother – Wonderwall
Do You Want Chewbacca In The Sack? – College Candy
Jersey Shore Guidos Have NYC Nightlife On The Rag – Tabloid Prodigy
Redbox To Yank Insensitive Brittany Murphy Posters – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Spike have come up with yet another genius list, the top 10 hottest chicks who are dating ugly guys. The good thing about this list is that for us regular folk it gives us hope we can hook up with a hot rich celebrity.
10. Anna Faris and Chris Pratt
Bubbly blonde Anna Faris rushed down the aisle for the second time over the summer, marrying actor Chris Pratt. The couple reportedly tied the knot on July 9th in Bali after dating for a relatively short period of time. Pratt has appeared as a series regular on TV shows such as Everwood, The OC, and Parks and Recreation.
9. Malin Ackerman and Roberto Zincone
When Malin Ackerman met little-known Italian musician Roberto Zincone, she didn’t speak any Italian and his English was spotty. Instead they communicated through the language of love and with the help of a small bilingual dictionary. The star of Watchmen married her pocket-rocket Italian stallion in a fairytale wedding in the summer of 2007.
8. Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek
Paulina Porizkova is a former model and actress who was recently a judge on America’s Next Top Model. The model has had a long and distinguished career modeling for magazines such as Sports Illustrated and Playboy. She’s also dabbled with acting and written a book. With such accomplishment you’d think she would be able to have her pick of men. So who does this Czech beauty choose? A man that looks like a walking skeleton.
7. Kristy Hinze and James H. Clark
Kristy Hinze is an internationally known Aussie model who has modeled for Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret. She also hosts the Australian version of Project Runway. Early this year Hinze set tongues wagging across Australia when she got hitched to Silicon Valley billionaire James H. Clark, who at age 65 is more than double Kristy’s age. In the couple’s wedding photographs it looks like Kristy is standing with the father of the bride, not the groom. The only thing that gives it away is Clark’s huge smile. Even with his billions, this guy knows he’s a lucky man.
6. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
There is no question that Megan Fox is hot. She oozes sex with her pouty lips and piercing eyes. Fox knows what her male audience likes and draws them in with her tantalizing tales of forbidden lesbian love and how she’d like to get it on like an ox with Olivia Wilde. The truth is Ms. Fox is all talk and what proves it is her relationship with a washed-up teen television actor.
Brian Austin Green isn’t technically “ugly,†but let’s face it, he’s Brian Austin Green and she’s Megan Fox. It’s like if you went to buy a sandwich, could have any sandwich in world, and you settle for ham (without mayo or mustard). Now don’t get me wrong, this dude used to be cool, once, but that was way back in the 1990s when he was spinning discs and making out with Tori Spelling on the original Beverly Hills 90210. Now he’s simply the guy who stole Fox’s best years.
5. Heidi Klum and Seal
Heidi Klum is married to the British singer Seal and, by all accounts, they have a wonderful relationship and are very much in love. That said, Seal’s face is horribly disfigured from a childhood form of lupus called discoid lupus erythematosus, a condition where the immune cells attack body tissue. If not treated, it can form horrendous scarring, as in Seal’s case.
4. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara
“It’s hard to believe that Jamie-Lynn Sigler is dating Turtle from Entourage in real life, but it’s true. She and Jerry Ferrara hooked up shortly after meeting on set and filming their first scene together.
Jamie-Lynn recently dished the dirt on the relationship to Hollywood Scoop, saying, “This is the first time I’ve ever dated anyone in the industry, and it’s kind of nice. It’s nice to have someone that understands kind of what you do, it’s a thing that we have in common a thing that we share, it’s all wonderful all good. There’s nothing wrong with it.†Aww, how sweet.
3. Katy Perry and Travis McCoy
Katy Perry has been dating Travis McCoy, the lead singer of kidz hip-pop boy band Gym Class Heroes, since early 2008. It’s a pairing that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Katy Perry is bright, bubbly, pleasant on the eye, and sweet as pie. Mr. McCoy looks like he was just released from prison after serving time for cruelty against music.
2. Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess
Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women in the world, yet she’s married to a dude who can be charitably described as “incredibly douchey.†Seriously, what grown man spends that much time shaping and styling their hair? Why would you even want hair like that? To top it off, Marisa’s man has a seriously douchey name – Griffin Guess. To be fair, most men would walk around with a sense of arrogance and cocksureness if they’d landed Ms. Miller.
1. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
Life may be blissful for Ms. Aguilera, but her fans have not taken kindly to Mr. Aguilera’s looks. He has been described by fans as looking like a “monkey†and “hideously ugly.†Ouch. Now I can understand that a guy doesn’t need to be an Abercrombie model or an action hero to land a beautiful woman. Heck, even Lyle Lovett managed to score Julia Robert for a hot second. However, truth be told, it’s obvious that Jordan Bratman has gotten into numerous fights with the ugly stick and lost them all.”
I’d agree with most of these but considering that they put Katy Perry and Travis McCoy on this list and they aren’t dating anymore, they should have put Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese on here. Thoughts?
source: The Top 10 Hot Chicks with Ugly Dudes [Spike]
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Kim Zolciak Wants To Murder Your Ears – F-Listed
Want To Lay Alongside Marilyn Monroe? – Popeater
Jon Gosselin Is Still A Douchebag – Surprised? – The Superficial
Puppy Video Love… All Together Now: Awww! – City Rag
Lady Gaga In Her Most Outrageous Outfit Yet – Holy Moly
Rejected MTV Movie Award Shorts – College Humor
Heidi Montag Admits Her Playboy Pics Sucked – Websters Is My Bitch
Kristen Stewart Looking Homeless – Is This For A Role? – Splash News
Video: The Evolution Of A Breakup In 2 Weeks – College Candy
Shane West Needs To Eat Something – ICYDK
What Is OctoMom Doing In Tunisia? – DListed
Thanks For Destroying My Memories, LionsGate! – Seriously OMG
Drew Barrymore Looks Straight Outta The 80′s – I’m Not Obsessed
A Reporter Gets Owned By Jamie-Lynn Sigler – Agent Bedhead
Concrete Meet Mischa Barton – Yeeeah!
Jessica Simpson To Work For Peanuts & Wine? – Popbytes
New Site: Crappy Taxidermy – Tabloid Prodigy
Caption This Beautiful Creature – The Dirty
Someone Should Tell Brooke Hogan She Sucks – Allie Is Wired
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