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Jermaine Dupri Pukes On Janet Jackson

Jermain Dupri got so drunk while celebrating his 36th birthday at Tenjune club in New York City over the weekend that he ended up vomiting in girlfriend Janet Jackson’s lap.

Sources tell PageSix that they shared bottles of Jay-Z’s Ace of Spades Champagne and Patrón tequila with Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T - until Dupri “vomited in Janet’s lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach.”

This got me thinking, whats the worst date you have ever had? Ever have someone throw up on you?

source: JERMAINE’S BOOZE BACKFIRE [pagesix]

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Janet Jackson Fine Overturned in Court

A federal court has thrown out the FCC’s $550,000 fine against CBS for airing the Janet Jackson - Justin Timberlake “wardrobe malfunction” during the 2004 Super Bowl.

The U.S. government’s campaign against television indecency was dealt a blow on Monday when a court overturned a $550,000 fine against CBS Corp television stations for airing a glimpse of pop singer Janet Jackson’s breast during the 2004 Super Bowl broadcast. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit said the Federal Communications Commission had “arbitrarily and capriciously departed from its prior policy” that exempted fleeting broadcast material from actionable indecency violations.

Jackson’s right breast was exposed to almost 90 million TV viewers for a fraction of a second during the live 2004 Super Bowl football halftime show in what fellow pop singer Justin Timberlake later called a “wardrobe malfunction.” Timberlake ripped off part of Jackson’s bustier exposing Jackson’s breast during the show. Despite the brevity, lawmakers and regulators were outraged and vowed a crackdown on broadcast indecency.

The judges rejected the FCC’s argument that the “fleeting” policy had only applied to words, not images. “Like any agency, the FCC may change its policies without judicial second-guessing. But it cannot change a well- established course of action without supplying notice of and a reasoned explanation for its policy departure,” Chief Judge Anthony Scirica wrote for the three-judge panel that heard the case.

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The decision got a sharp rebuke from the Parents Television Council, an indecency watchdog group. It said the ruling “borders on judicial stupidity” and urged lawmakers in Congress to pass a bill to strengthen anti-indecency enforcement. “If a striptease during the Super Bowl in front of 90 million people, including millions of children, doesn’t fit the parameters of broadcast indecency, then what does?” the group asked.

But, of course, it wasn’t a “striptease” but rather an instantaneous “Did I just see what I thought I saw?!” moment. And, while I don’t believe for a moment that Jackson and/or Timberlake didn’t plan the incident to generate precisely the buzz they got, it’s simply bizarre to fine CBS for airing something that happened outside their control during a live broadcast.

Steven Taylor, whose post on the subject is entitled “Janet Jackson’s Right Breast Ruled Constitutional,” guesses this will be appealed to the Supreme Court. Too bad we don’t Potter Stewart isn’t around any more.

Photo credit: Daily Mail

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Justin Timberlake Makes Fun of Jessica Simpson

Justin Timberlake does his best Jessica Simpson impersonation as he stands in front of a cutout of the aspiring country singer onstage at the 2008 ESPY Awards held at NOKIA Theatre L.A. LIVE on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

It’s ok Justin… we ALL make fun of Jessica.

People magazine reports,

The singer earned raves as he alternated between self-depricating humor (at one point, he poked fun at his infamous 2004 Super Bowl performance with Janet Jackson, saying “I wanted to be the only guy at a football game to get to second base”) and playfully mocking audience members (he lowered his nose to one of David Beckham’s Tom Ford shoes and proclaimed, “Smells like $250 million to me!”). He also performed several big musical numbers.

“If I made the decisions, I’d ask Justin to be [our] entertainment every week,” Monday Night Football host Stuart Scott told reporters during the show. “After what he’s putting down tonight … Justin can come hang out with us on the set anytime.”

Seconded snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler, who won best female action sport athlete: “Not only is he funny, but he obviously knows [the sports] he’s talking about. I was here two years ago when Lance Armstrong was hosting and he did a great job, but JT is ruling it.”

Even the athletes he poked fun at seemed impressed. “It’s all in good fun,” said Terrell Owens, whose emotional news conference after the Dallas Cowboys’ season ended was spoofed during the show at L.A.’s Nokia Theater. “He’s had some funny dialogue; his interaction with the crowd is good. He’s an entertainer, and he did a great job.”

The ESPY Awards air July 20 on ESPN.

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Kids’ Rugby Game Interrupted by 4 Minutes of Porn

Pornography is very popular these days with the American working class (Woo! Stimulus checks!).

But that does not make it FCC approved. And it certainly is not an acceptable mixer with children’s rugby in New Zealand. But that’s what parents and fans of the kid’s sport were treated to while watching a live broadcast of “Grassroots Rugby” on the New Zealand television channel Prime.

A spokesman for Prime Television on Monday blamed a mixup in “distribution processes” for the error which inserted the hardcore segment in the regular program “Grassroots Rugby.”

The segment was intended to air on an adult pay-per-view channel.

Yeah, so, um, whoops? On the bright side of things, at least it puts the whole Janet Jackson - Nipplegate thing in perspective. Because, apparently, this was not just a little side boob getting flashed, it was the full hardcore pornography.

The downside is parents are going to complain and steer their kids away from your station. The upshot, though, is that by combining kids’ sports and porn, Prime has corned the market on the coveted “creepjob” demographic.

And now the totally work safe video (sorry…) of the not so thrilled parents being interviewed.

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James Franco & Seth Rogan Smoking Pot on MTV Video

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I am putting a lot of weight on the new Seth Rogan film. My guess is that Pineapple Express will be filled with hilarity and be the best movie of the summer. In effort to be the best movie of the summer, Seth and James Franco have been starting to push the film.

During the MTV Movie Awards, the two were up to present an award and pulled out a giant bag of “fake weed” and proceeded to light one up. On stage. Live.

[PG13(?) video -- you have to submit your birth date]

Franco insists that the bag of marijuana and the joint were fake. But MTV, who wrote the scripted presentation involving the weed, tried to jump ship moments before they went on. The station wanted to pull the joke at the last minute and told them they couldn’t actually light up on television. James and Seth did the bit anyway and as they pulled out the contraband, the cameras pulled out wide. Nothing could really be seen from the aired version.

“MTV wrote it! … Then backstage there was this big commotion: ‘You guys can’t say that,’” Franco said. “It says right in the script: ‘Lights fake joint.’”

He liked the bit, saying: “that was the joke, because the No. 1 question we get about ‘Pineapple Express’ is, ‘What kind of research did you guys do?’”

Franco said he was disappointed that the cameras went wide.
“I think they killed the joke,” he said.

So what was really in the bag?

“I don’t know! MTV gave it to us.”

Whateves. TV is getting so boring now that everyone is sitting at home thinking that Rachel Ray is a terrorist in a Dunkin’ Donuts ad and having their eyes poked out by Janet Jackson’s floppy boob circa the Super Bowl.

I say any movie that can make James Franco look less like a douche bag is fine by me.

Source: MTV gave us the bag of ‘fake weed’ [Yahoo News]

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Carla Bruni Nude Photo Sold for $91,000

Carla Bruni Nude Photo Sold for $91,000 - Photo

A photograph of former model and current First Lady of France, Carla Bruni, sold for $91,000 at Christie’s auction house yesterday.

quote2.jpgA topless photo of willowy model-turned-French First Lady Carla Bruni sold for almost six figures Thursday after a furious bidding war erupted at Christie’s auction house.

“There was a protracted bidding battle, on the phone, on the Internet and in the room,” said Rik Pike of Christie’s.

Still, the bare-breasted Bruni pic by photographer Michel Comte couldn’t compete with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen - or even old-school starlet Brigitte Bardot.

A nude photo of the amply endowed Bundchen drew a top bid of $193,000, and a portrait of Bardot by famed lensman Richard Avedon went for $181,000.

A famed prewardrobe-malfunction shot of Janet Jackson that graced the cover of Rolling Stone sold for just $10,000.

The highest price of the day was $241,000 for a photo of four models titled “Naked and Dressed.”

The 135 pix on the block came from the collection of Gert Elfering, who voraciously bought up iconic images of gorgeous women, especially in their birthday suits.

The 1993 glamour shot of a pert Bruni was taken in her supermodel prime. The shot, in which she covers only her most private part, was expected to draw a measly $3,000.

source: Nude photo of French first lady sells in New York for $91,000 [ny daily news]

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Links To Hollywood - #111

Tits and Ass Cream - Photo

Tits and Ass Cream - Ninja Dude

Is Doutzen Kroes Hotter Than Alessandra Ambrosio - The Bastardly

Demi Moore Isn’t Afraid of Aging, Coughbullshitcough - Celebrity Smack

Lennox Miller, Blogger at Fatback Media is Hot - Fatback Media

Rob Lowe is an Old Fart - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Kate Hudson’s Thong is Digging for Gold - Celeb News Wire

Cheryl Cole Forgives Cheating Ashley Cole - Anything Hollywood

Julia Roberts Joins Team Ozzy - City Rag

Tyra Banks Sniffs Janet Jackson - Pop On The Pop

Adriana Lima & Karolina Kurkova Pose With Bras - Drunken Stepfather

Bar Refaeli is a Sexy Pirate - Egotastic

Britney Spears teaches, “How to Dance Like a Crack Whore?” - Celebslam

Avril Lavigne Launching Juniors Clothing Line - Just Jared

Brad Pitt’s Mom is Planning His Wedding - Popbytes

Ashlee Simpson Got a New Tattoo - Bumpshack

Billy Ray Cyrus Tries to Keep Lindsay Lohan from Miley - Flisted

Lily Allen Seeks Help for Depression - Hot Momma Gossip

Rihanna and Chris Brown Get a Little Steamy - Bauer Griffin Online

American Idol Hopeful, Danny Noriega is Gay - Allie is Wired

 

Links To Hollywood - #103

Paris Hilton Summons the Cleavage - PIC

Paris Hilton Summons The Cleavage - Ninja Dude

Eva Mendes is Released from Rehab - Dlisted

A Girl from Rock of Love Is a Porn Star - Fatback Media

Meet the Cast of Big Brother 9 - Celebrity Smack

Jack Klugman gets married at 85 - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Rihanna Has 21 Naughty Sex Tips - The Bastardly

Best and Worst Celebrity Bikini Bodies - Popbytes

Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein Accused of Sexual Assault - Bumpshack

Heidi Montag’s Fake Tits Try On Clothes - Drunken Stepfather

Sam Lutfi Battling for Title of World’s Supreme Asshole - Celeb News Wire

Paris Hilton Named Woman of the Year, Huh? - Anything Hollywood

Breast Implants on Teens are Hot - Celeb Warship

Heather Graham is Tantalizing - The Blemish

Corey Feldman Pimps Out Wife - Flisted

Tiffany Pollard, Hot or Not? - Pop On The Pop

Janet Jackson Slowly Getting Micheal’s Nose - Concrete Loop

David Blaine Postpones Next Stunt - Holy Moly

Celebrities Who Love Their Stalkers - VH1 Blog

Sharon Stone Has Lesbian Fantasies - City Rag

Paris Hilton is Coming Back to TV - Celebslam

Dannielynn Visits Anna Nicole Smith’s Grave - SEE VIDEO - Allie is Wired

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The Best of the Super Bowl Commercials, Danica Patrick’s Beaver Rejected

The commercial that threatened the well protected bubble of conservative television remains in tact. After Janet Jackson whipped out her floppy boob a few years ago the censors and rules of the game have become strict and raised the bar on boring.

Danica Patrick did a spot for GoDaddy that mentioned the word “beaver.” GASP! The commercial was rejected by FOX network for the slang terminology for lady bits. The ad featured stuffed beavers, as in the woodland creature, while Danica unzipped her jacket and giving the camera come-hither eyes. GoDaddy actually benefited from the axed deal. They managed to keep their spot and run the commercial solely on their website. The ad that aired on FOX directed you to the nearest internet access to get a full view. Being that we lack morals around here, we proudly accept beavers.

I hate to sound like an 80 year old man talking about the hazaa of the good ol’ times, but Super Bowl commercials just aren’t what the used to be. There was a plethora of mediocre ads that failed to make me get that warm tingly Super Bowl commercial love. However, there were a few worthy of mention.

“Mouse Trap”- Doritos

Finally something clever among the masses of crap. Who doesn’t love a guy in a giant mouse costume? Best of the commercials this year easily.

“Baby and a Creepy Clown”- E-Trade

Clowns totally freak my freak. Who knew E-Trading could be so….oddly funny.

“Students”- Bud Light

Foreigners are always funny. The advert was just one of many beer commercials.

“Jump Start”- Amp

Salt and Peppa! Can I get a holla! Seriously, nipples and a plump fellow getting his swerve on…yes!

“Will Ferrell”-Bud Light

Suck one! Priceless. I love the honky man-fro. This is actually one of those dual ads. Bud Light gets pimped along with Will’s new movie “Semi-Pro.”

“Justin Timberlake”- Pepsi

I enjoyed this one because…well…anyone getting racked in the sack (that is not you of course) is pure entertainment. The fact that it was Timberlake was just a little bonus.

“The Godfather”- Audi

It’s one of the more ingenious ads amongst the blah filled downtime of the football game.

“Carville and the Cokes”- Coke (As in Cola)

It is very James Carville meets Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

“Talking Stain”- Tide

It’s one of those things that is only funny because it is true. It also sounds Steve Carell in the form of a coffee stain.

“What Is Love”- Pepsi Commercial

This one is worthy due to the simple fact that Chris Kattan makes a cameo at the very end. While the ad itself is rather old hat and lacks a real Super Bowl commercial quality, everyone has seen “Night at the Roxbury.”

The Worst Ad

Among the many, many candidates for this position is the Under Armor ad. It was like a better dressed version of “The Matrix.” I continually looked for Keanu Reeves to pop out and be like…”Neo’s back bitches! I always thought I looked fab in red.”

Source: 2008 Super Bowl Commercials [AOL]

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Links To Hollywood - #87

Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson Smoking a Little Weed - PIC

Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson Smoking a Little Weed - City Rag

Hayden Panettiere Likes Old Dudes - Ninja Dude

David Hasselhoff Relapses, Twice in Three Days - Celebrity Smack

Mischa Barton Going Back to Modeling - Drunken Stepfather

Tyra Banks Denies Saying, “Britney Kill Yourself” - Hollywood Rag

Beyonce Threatens Us with a Nipple - Egotastic

As Predicted, Jessica Simpson Went Straight to DVD - IDLYITW

Fans Still Confused - Hannah Montana Isn’t Real - In Case You Didn’t Know

Hilary Swank is a Chicken Shit - A Socialites Life

Mischa Barton Impersonates Lindsay Lohan - Dlisted

Did Britney Spears Elope? - Popbytes

Mischa Barton Inside Maxim - Pop On The Pop

Ana Carolina da Fonseca and the Case of the Missing Boob - The Bastardly

You Can See Right Through Marisa Tomei’s Shorts - Celeb News Wire

Kristen Bell Rubs Her Nipples - Egotastic

Cameron Diaz Climbing a Ladder in a Short Skirt - Popoholic

Ashlee Simpson Has a New Song - Hollywood Tuna

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the Couple of the Year - Just Jared

Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon Get Own Reality Show - Celebslam

The Best of 2007 - Buzznet

Jessica Simpson is the Breaking Beauty - Breaking News USA

Janet Jackson NEW Single, ‘Feedback’ - FIRST LISTEN! - Allie is Wired