Check out this short clip from the upcoming celebration of testosterone known as The Expendables. In it, Jason Statham has decided to beat the crap out of several dudes on a basketball court because Charisma Carpenter is watching him, and chicks get all kinds of horny when they witness the ruthless beating of several men.
It’s science.
The Expendables also stars Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, and Bruce Willis. The movie will be smacking to in the face with several hundred years worth of combined badassery on August 13.
source: Watch Jason Statham Teach Charisma Carpenter To Play Basketball The Expendables Way [Cinema Blend]
The Monocular Group has put out a remixed trailer for the upcoming movie The Expendables, starring pretty much every action hero ever.
This trailer is a call to arms for all of us men out there. No longer will we allow our blood and guts action flicks to be buried under a landslide of twinkly-ass pedophile vampires and feel good chick flicks. We must take a stand.
August 13, we must take back what is ours. Say “no” to Julia Roberts! Say “nay” to Eat, Pray, Love!
We are letting teenage girls dictate what movies Hollywood makes. This crap has got to stop. Take your manly ass to the theater on August 13. Shell out a few bucks to support some good old fashioned violence.
Michael Bay certainly has an eye for hot models. After it was announced earlier this week that Megan Fox had either been fired or quit from the Transformers 3 production, speculation has been rampant over who would fill her hot little shoes.
Meet Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
Ridiculously long name… and legs. Rosie is a Victoria’s Secret model and girlfriend of actor Jason Statham and she was lucky enough to appeal to Michael Bay’s crotch. We all know that he doesn’t cast the leading lady in most of his films based on acting ability, so let’s just say that she’s been cast in the as-of-yet unnamed role for her other merits.
Check out those merits in this short (NSFW) film for underwear firm Agent Provocateur.
…and for your added viewing pleasure, click these thumbnails for larger images.
Source: And The Replacement For Megan Fox in TRANSFORMERS 3 Is…. [Geekweek]
I don’t watch The Hills but apparently on the most recent episode some of the girls had an intervention for Kristin Cavallari after rumors of her doing cocaine at the Superbowl emerged.
Well it seems like that intervention failed because she was spotted doing coke again according to an onlooker at Coachella a couple of weeks ago. That same night she and Jason Statham were spotted partying it up together and went on a late-night (and probably drunk time) drive in a golf cart.
An insider said “they got pulled over by the cops and were told to go home, she was drinking and partying. I saw her do a line of cocaine. The dudes she hangs out with are all party promoters — and they’re party animals. She’s been sucked into the Hollywood scene. She’s surrounded by the leeches who enable her.”
There has been rumors for months that Kristin Cavallari is fond of doing a few lines of coke when she goes out partying, she has yet to address these latest rumors but I highly doubt she would admit it.
source: Insider: I Saw Kristin Cavallari “Do a Line of Cocaine” [US Magazine]
