Jenna Jameson, the retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz.
“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything. She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”
Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro. Jameson’s assistant didn’t return calls and Ortiz’s rep had no comment.
Does massive amounts of sex inhibit your ability to have a viable pregnancy?
A man broke into a sex shop called Erogenous Zone in Fullerton, California in an attempt to get his hands on a little cash from the register, but ended up leaving the store with one of Jenna Jameson’s vibrating crotches.
I can’t make this stuff up.
In the early morning hours of April 15th a suspect broke into Fullerton’s Erogenous Zone, and helped himself not to the till, but to a rubber replica of porn actress Jenna Jameson’s own erogenous zones worth $250. (Unlike Ms. Jameson, however, the item is described as “Open-ended for easy cleaning.” Whatta woman!)
Determined to get his piece of Jenna, video surveillance from the retailer shows the man repeatedly tossing a rock at the glass door, then finally finding success shattering the display window with his adapted weapon and heading inside.
According to the OC Register, the thief encountered a similar frustration when he’s faced with an unyielding till: “Video shows him try to break into the store’s cash register, but it wouldn’t open for him” but, perhaps remembering that if you take things just a little to the left or right you can hit the jackpot, “he looks around, and makes his selection – a Jenna Jameson body double made of Ultra Realistic skin – and walks out of the store.” SCORE!
Fullerton Police are interested in anyone with information regarding the burglar–besides the fact that he is probably broke and horny. LAist would like to remind the police, however, that it’s always a good idea to wear gloves when retrieving stolen property.
What others said:
Dlisted says, “$250 for Jenna’s fake p#ssy?! If you wait a few years, you can get the real thing for like $100 on Sunset Blvd.”
I’m telling you, it’s just too early in the morning for this stuff. Check out the sources title below. “Robber Snatches Rubber Snatch” - full of serious LOL’s.
Well doesn’t this look good — a little Resident Evil, folded in with a little porn.
Zombie Strippers stars Nightmare on Elm Street actor, Robert Englund and ex-porn star Jenna Jameson.
In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club.
As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into “Super Zombie Strippers” the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new “fad” even if it means there’s no turning back.
The only way this movie could get any better, is if Mr. Freddy Krueger himself made an appearance.
source: Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund’s Zombie Strippers Gets Theatrical Release [slash film]
Here we have Hugh Hefner’s lady at LMG Studios’ grand opening in the Hills. All three of “The Girls Next Door” have been physically enhanced in some way or another, but Kendra is looking extra refreshed. Sadly she is morphing into Jenna Jameson. What the hell happened Kendra? Do me a favor…eat a burger then ease up on the fake tan.
I love these three girls, but I hate to see them falling into the grip of the local Mist-N-Go. I didn’t realize that fake tans were the new crack.
Tito Ortiz, a cast member of NBC’s reality show, Celebrity Apprentice, got a special treat celebrating his 33rd birthday at the Cathouse in Last Vegas on Friday night.
Onlookers watched the former UFC champ’s girlfriend Jenna Jameson perform a song and a dance, and later as she popped out of his 6-foot birthday cake. How very ‘porn star’ of her.
As an extra special bonus, Co-Ed provides a photo gallery for each of these hotties. The photos are cleverly embedded with tags saying “Cheryl Tweedy Nude,” “Elin Nordegren Nude,” and so on but the gals have their clothes on in almost all the photos, unfortunately.
Sources: “Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007″ [Co-Ed], “Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007″ [Digg]