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Links To Hollywood - #145

Red Carpet Nipple Slips - City Rag

Jenna Jameson Announces She’s Having Twins - Flisted

Brooke Hogan Throws A Bowling Party - The Bastardly

Vinny Chase Makes Us Long for Heath - Pop Eater

Dita Von Teese Launches New Wonderbra (Photos) - Bumpshack

Jessica Alba Dumps Post-Baby Bump! Yay! - Celeb News Wire

Megan Fox Is Wet in a Dress in Her Next Movie - The Bastardly

Sharon Stone Loses Custody of Roan - Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan ‘Comes Out’ on Loveline - Allie is Wired

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Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Jenna Jameson, the retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz.

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything. She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro. Jameson’s assistant didn’t return calls and Ortiz’s rep had no comment.

Does massive amounts of sex inhibit your ability to have a viable pregnancy?

source: JENNA EXPECTING [page six]

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Jenna Jameson Gets Her Crotch Stolen

A man broke into a sex shop called Erogenous Zone in Fullerton, California in an attempt to get his hands on a little cash from the register, but ended up leaving the store with one of Jenna Jameson’s vibrating crotches.

Jenna Jameson Gets Her Crotch Stolen - Photo

I can’t make this stuff up.

quote3.jpgIn the early morning hours of April 15th a suspect broke into Fullerton’s Erogenous Zone, and helped himself not to the till, but to a rubber replica of porn actress Jenna Jameson’s own erogenous zones worth $250. (Unlike Ms. Jameson, however, the item is described as “Open-ended for easy cleaning.” Whatta woman!)

Determined to get his piece of Jenna, video surveillance from the retailer shows the man repeatedly tossing a rock at the glass door, then finally finding success shattering the display window with his adapted weapon and heading inside.

According to the OC Register, the thief encountered a similar frustration when he’s faced with an unyielding till: “Video shows him try to break into the store’s cash register, but it wouldn’t open for him” but, perhaps remembering that if you take things just a little to the left or right you can hit the jackpot, “he looks around, and makes his selection – a Jenna Jameson body double made of Ultra Realistic skin – and walks out of the store.” SCORE!

Fullerton Police are interested in anyone with information regarding the burglar–besides the fact that he is probably broke and horny. LAist would like to remind the police, however, that it’s always a good idea to wear gloves when retrieving stolen property.

What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “$250 for Jenna’s fake p#ssy?! If you wait a few years, you can get the real thing for like $100 on Sunset Blvd.”

I’m telling you, it’s just too early in the morning for this stuff. Check out the sources title below. “Robber Snatches Rubber Snatch” - full of serious LOL’s.

source: Robber Snatches Rubber Snatch [laist]

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Jenna Jameson ‘Zombie Strippers’ Movie

Jenna Jameson Does ‘Zombie Strippers’ - Movie Poster - Photo

Well doesn’t this look good — a little Resident Evil, folded in with a little porn.

Zombie Strippers stars Nightmare on Elm Street actor, Robert Englund and ex-porn star Jenna Jameson.

quote3.jpgIn the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club.

As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into “Super Zombie Strippers” the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new “fad” even if it means there’s no turning back.

The only way this movie could get any better, is if Mr. Freddy Krueger himself made an appearance.

source: Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund’s Zombie Strippers Gets Theatrical Release [slash film]

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Jenna Jameson Wears Pleather for PETA

Jenna Jameson, the retired porn star is the latest PETA spokeswoman, donning a faux-leather outfit, because the real thing is just plain cruel.

Jenna Jameson Wears Pleather for PETA - Photo

source: [peta]

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Kendra Wilkinson Got Some Plastic Surgery?

Kendra Wilkinson Got Some Plastic Surgery?

Here we have Hugh Hefner’s lady at LMG Studios’ grand opening in the Hills. All three of “The Girls Next Door” have been physically enhanced in some way or another, but Kendra is looking extra refreshed. Sadly she is morphing into Jenna Jameson. What the hell happened Kendra? Do me a favor…eat a burger then ease up on the fake tan.

I love these three girls, but I hate to see them falling into the grip of the local Mist-N-Go. I didn’t realize that fake tans were the new crack.

Kendra Wilkinson Got Some Plastic Surgery?

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Jenna Jameson Celebrates Tito Ortiz’ Birthday

Jenna Jameson Celebrates Tito Ortiz’ Birthday - PIC

Tito Ortiz, a cast member of NBC’s reality show, Celebrity Apprentice, got a special treat celebrating his 33rd birthday at the Cathouse in Last Vegas on Friday night.

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Onlookers watched the former UFC champ’s girlfriend Jenna Jameson perform a song and a dance, and later as she popped out of his 6-foot birthday cake. How very ‘porn star’ of her.

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Links To Hollywood - #96

Amy Winehouse’s New Blonde Hair Shocks Kelly Osbourne - PIC

Amy Winehouse’s New Blonde Hair Shocks Kelly Osbourne - A Socialites Life

The Smurfs Celebrated a Birthday Today - Dlisted

Jenna Jameson: “I’ll Never Spread My Legs for Porn Again!” - Celebrity Smack

The Golden Globes Came and Went - Here’s the Winners - Popbytes

De-Bag The Face: Undercover Lesbian - Ninja Dude

Britney Spears Braless & Stainful - City Rag

Halle Berry Shows Off Her Bare Pregnant Belly - The Bastardly

Missing Pregnant Marine Maria Lauterbach Found Dead - Bumpshack

Bjork is Hostile - Holy Moly

Johnny Depp Donates to Hospital That Saved Daughter - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Salma Hayek’s Laptop Was Stolen - Flisted

Rock of Love 2, Episode Recap - Fatback and Collards

Jessica Alba’s Baby Adds Junk to Trunk - Celeb News Wire

At Least One “View” Panelist Has Been In A Threesome - Best Week Ever

Jenna Jameson Shows Off Her War Wounds - Drunken Stepfather

Rachel Bilson is Bringing Beauty Back - Egotastic

Katie Holmes Keeps Looking More Alien - Just Jared

Tyra Banks Looks Like a Peacock - Celebslam

Celebrity Look-alike Contest Needs Your Votes - Allie is Wired

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Links To Hollywood - #86

Hilary Duff Has Boogers for Dinner - PIC

Hilary Duff Has Boogers for Dinner - Ninja Dude

Hollywood Celebrities Become Art - City Rag

Beyonce Suffers a Crotch Shot - [nsfw] Drunken Stepfather

Ashanti’s Little Sister Shi Shi Needs Some Pants - Celebrity Smack

Will Smith on All Fours - Dlisted

WIN, WIN, WIN - Gorillaz Merchandise - Popbytes

Spike TV Hosts the Best Looking Award Shows - Fatback and Collards

Who has the bigger mouth…Juliette Lewis or Pink? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Leo DiCaprio’s Goatee is All Sorts of Wack - Popsugar

Pamela Anderson’s Curtain Comes Down - Hollywood Rag

Mary Louise Parker is Back with Her Ex - A Socialites Life

Ricky Martin is Gay - Bricks and Stones

Paris Hilton Gets Punchy - Celeb News Wire

Jenna Jameson Has a Flat Stomach - The Bastardly

David Beckham is Really THAT Big - Pop On The Pop

Kristen Bell is Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini - Egotastic

Pamela Anderson High on Coke - Celebslam

Fergie is Home for the Holidays - Just Jared

Vivid Video Sues Porn Youtube - Breaking News USA

Janice Dickinson Calls Tyra Banks Fat - Allie is Wired

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Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

Co-Ed Magazine has named its Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007. While you might debate the order, it’s hard to argue with any of the choices!

Carmella DeCesare Nude Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

#20 Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic)
#19 Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole)
#18 Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon)
#17 Anna Benson (Chris Benson)
#16 Willa Ford (Mike Modano)
#15 Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta)
#14 Vanessa Bryant (Kobe Bryant)
#13 Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz)
#12 Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti)
#11 Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham)
#10 Eva Longoria (Tony Parker)
#9 Jamie Kotsay (Mark Kotsay)
#8 Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch)
#7 Jennifer Scholle (James Blake)
#6 Stephanie McGwire (Mark McGwire)
#5 Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved) *
#4 Adriana Karembeu (Christian Karembeu)
#3 Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods)
#2 Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik)
#1 Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia)
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*Divorced 1/07

Aleka Kamilia Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Cheryl Tweedy Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Ingrid Vandebosh Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007 Legs PhotoAnna Benson Nude Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

Willa Ford Nude Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Jennifer Walcott Nude Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Vanessa Bryant Nude Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Jenna Jameson Nude Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

Jodi Ann Paterson Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Danielle Lloyd Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007 PhotoEva Longoria Barefoot Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

Jamie Kotsay Ass Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Abigail Clancy Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Jennifer Scholle Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Stephanie McGwire Nude Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

Veronica Varekova Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Adriana Karembeu Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007Elin Nordegren Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

Lisa Dergan Photo Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

As an extra special bonus, Co-Ed provides a photo gallery for each of these hotties. The photos are cleverly embedded with tags saying “Cheryl Tweedy Nude,” “Elin Nordegren Nude,” and so on but the gals have their clothes on in almost all the photos, unfortunately.

Sources: “Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007″ [Co-Ed], “Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007″ [Digg]