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TGIF! And to celebrate we have some of the funniest celebrity quotes this week. For starters, we’ve got Conan O’Brien, Sandra Bullock’s revenge and Channing Tatum’s penis!
“Meryl [Streep]’s gonna win, and I’m gonna take her down. When she walks up there, you’re gonna see my heel come off, and I’m gonna be like, ‘Whoo [mimics throwing]!’ This heel is gonna take Meryl Streep. She’s gonna feel no pain after I fling that at her.”
– Sandra Bullock, planning her defense tactics if she loses the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy or musical film this Sunday, on Tavis Smiley
“I could…leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hardcore porn.”
– Conan O’Brien, making light of his commitment to leave The Tonight Show if NBC moves it to a 12:05 a.m. timeslot to accommodate Jay Leno, during his nightly monologue
“I gained seven pounds of love weight.”
– Newlywed Khloe Kardashian, clarifying that she’s not pregnant, to “People”
“Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
– Channing Tatum, rejoicing after his privates made a full recovery following a scalding incident on the set of his upcoming film The Eagle of the Ninth, to “Details”
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady. It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt, giving a sneak preview of the advice offered in her new dating guide “The Day I Shot Cupid”, on “Lopez Tonight”
“I was telling him that last night, ‘If we ever broke up … the next guy is going to have a really hard time, because your body is so amazing!’”
– Kim Kardashian, speculating on who could follow in the very buff footsteps of current boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush, on the Dallas-based radio show Kidd Kraddick in the Morning
“What 15-year-old boy wouldn’t want girls chasing after them all day long?”
– Tween sensation Justin Bieber, enjoying his new heartthrob status, to “People”
“I’ll take the stretch marks. I’ll take the sagging boobs. I’ll take the cellulite I can never get rid of.”
– Jessica Alba, taking the bad with the good for the miracle of pregnancy, to “Self”
“I know music. I know entertainment. I know eyeliner.”
– Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, on “Fuse TV”
“I am like Mariah Carey f—-d up right now.”
– George Clooney, referencing the singer’s tipsy award show speech as he took to the podium at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards
Which was your favorite?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Britney Spears Is Braless & Handicapped – City Rag
Kelis Tells PETA Where To Stick It – Pop Eater
Robert Downey Jr. Is A Ball Of Goodness – Tabloid Prodigy
Joey Kovar Is In Sex Rehab – The Dirty
Lindsay Lohan’s Lips Are Huge – Celebrity Smack
Ashley Greene Gets Interviewed – Celeb News Wire
Jon Gosselin’s Lookin’ Hot! (Not Really.) – Anything Hollywood
Tila Tequila’s Publicist Quits – Hollywood On Crack
Alexis Arquette Is A Hot Tranny – Drunken Stepfather
Ke$ha Just Wants To Have Fun – Popbytes
Lady Sovereign Takes A Dunking – Holy Moly
Kiefer Sutherland Says It’s Amazing He’s Still Alive – Hollywire
Jesus Luz Is Blindfolded & Hot – Wonderwall
Project Runway Is Underway! – College Candy
Penelope Cruz In A Bikini – The Superficial
Jessica Simpson Gets Flashed At The Gym – ICYDK
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Vadge Is Like A Disco Ball – Zelda Lily
Leighton Meester Is A Diva – Hollywood Dame
Nick Jonas Flashes A Nipple – Allie Is Wired
Amanda Seyfried’s Sex Scenes – City Rag
Does Jay Leno Deserve The Backlash? – Pop Eater
Nadya Suleman In A Bikini! – The Dirty
Victoria Beckham’s Scary Idol Face – Anything Hollywood
No More Free Cars For Tiger Woods – The Superficial
More Doom & Gloom Surround Brangelina – Popbytes
What’s Up With Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Vagina? – Drunken Stepfather
Eff You, NBC & Jay Leno – College Candy
Hilary Clinton To Help With Haiti Catastrophe – Zelda Lily
Eva Mendes Sells Jeans With Her Jugs – Celeb News Wire
You Should Fear Katy Perry – Celebrity Smack
Michael Cera Loves His Groupies – Tabloid Prodigy
Mischa Barton Is Playing A Hooker – Holy Moly
Shia LaBeouf Reads About Elephants On Acid – Pacific Coast News
Tiger Woods Is In Sex Rehab – Celebslam
Kate Gosselin Has Found A Job – ICYDK
Ha Ha, PETA Is Stupid – Litely Salted
Joey Tribbiani Gone Grey – Photos – Hollywood Dame
Heidi Montag Kidnapping A Publicity Stunt? – Allie Is Wired
Forbes have release their prime time top earning women list from June 1, 2008 to June 1, 2009. When coming up with the list they take into account earnings from television work, producing, movie work and any endorsements.
10. Ellen Pompeo (tie) – $6 million
Now in its sixth season, viewers still tune in to see the latest as Pompeo’s Meredith Grey simultaneously pushes away and pines after her husband, Dr. Derek “McDreamy” Shepherd, on ABC’s medical hit. Off camera, the Massachusetts native gave birth to her first child with her producer husband Chris Ivery.
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt – $6 million
Hewitt’s CBS star vehicle rolled out its fifth season last month. As she’s done in seasons past, she serves as a producer and lead actor on the female-friendly series. The former Party of Five star also shills pimple cream and other products for skincare company Proactiv.
9. Marcia Cross – $6.2 million
Cross’ comedic turn as the all-too-perfect Bree Van De Kamp on ABC’s hit series has earned her critical accolades, countless fans and a $225,000 per episode paycheck. Off set, she took on a role as a Motts spokeswoman.
8. Tina Fey – $7 million
Despite just 7 million weekly viewers–up 10% from last season–Fey’s comedy consistently garners critical and award-show praise. Still more impressive, she serves as creator, writer and star. She grabbed gobs of attention last fall for her impersonations of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. In addition to striking a lucrative book deal during the 12-month period, she also filmed Date Night, a romantic comedy opposite fellow NBC star Steve Carell.
6. Maura Tierney – $8 million (tie)
As nurse turned doctor Abby Lockhart, Tierney spent a decade stitching up bodies at County General Hospital on NBC’s long-running medical drama ER. After a lengthy and lucrative run, the series and its fictional hospital finally closed its doors this past spring. The Emmy-nominated actress had grand plans to take on a new NBC drama, the upcoming Parenthood, before bowing out for health reasons.
6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus – $8 million (tie)
While its hardly Seinfeld money, Dreyfus makes a more than a healthy living as the star of CBS’ Wednesday night comedy. She’s also seen money from Seinfeld residuals and a Seinfeld-themed guest arc on HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lest it stop there, the famously goofy star also serves as spokeswoman for Conagra’s Healthy Choice.
5. Mariska Hargitay – $8.5 million
After 10 seasons on the NBC program, the Emmy-winning actress and co-star Chris Meloni found themselves in the middle of a protracted contract dispute this past spring. Off-camera, Hargitay also struggled with a collapsed lung.
4. Eva Longoria Parker – $9 million
The Desperate Housewives vixen may have shed her model body and sexpot image in the show’s leap forward, but she still commands a pretty paycheck. In addition to her $225,000 per episode payday last season, she rakes in additional dough with endorsements like L’Oreal Paris.
3. Marg Helgenberger – $9.5 million
The Emmy-winning actress recently launched her 10th season as showgirl turned blood-spatter analyst Catherine Willows on the lucrative CBS procedural. In an era where few shows deliver massive ratings much less massive profit, her series stands out.
Kathernie Heigl – $18 million
As cancer patient Izzie Stevens on the ABC drama Grey’s Anatomy, Heigl garnered tears and fans alike last season. Whether her character will ultimately survive the illness–and thus remain on the show–remains one of prime-time’s biggest guessing games. Over on the big-screen, the 30-year-old star appeared opposite Gerard Butler in another romantic comedy, The Ugly Truth. Proving her range, she’ll follow that with a starring role opposite Ashton Kutcher in the Lionsgate action comedy Five Killers.
Tyra Banks – $30 million
When it comes to supermodels turned super-personalities, Banks has her competition beat. Among the former cat-walker’s projects: her own production company, along with a slew of TV shows, including model competition series America’s Next Top Model, beauty competition show True Beauty and daytime chat-fest The Tyra Banks Show.
source: Prime-Time’s Top-Earning Women [Forbes]
Elderly Man With Sneezing Sex Fetish Arrested – Tabloid Prodigy
Fred Durst’s Marriage Is Already Over – Pop Eater
Never Trust A Big Butt & A Smile – OMG Blog!
Courtney Love To Be The New Queen Of Venezuela? – F-Listed
Lucy Vodden Of Beatles Fame Dies – Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks Like A Pumpkin – Websters Is My Bitch
Kelly Brook Feeds Your Fetish Fantasies – Celeb News Wire
Beyonce Has A Tattoo On Her Hand – City Rag
Kate Moss Wants To Sing – Holy Moly
Just Because He’s Cute: Jon Hamm – Popbytes
Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds Photographed Together! – Pacific Coast News
The Hills Revisited: Major Makeovers – College Candy
LaLa Vasquez Can’t Pay Someone To Wash Her Car? – Drunken Stepfather
Lady Gaga Doesn’t Want You To Notice Her – The Superficial
Beyonce Kicks Lindsay Lohan Out – Allie Is Wired
We’ve scoured the internet for the top ten celebrity quotes for the week and we’ve got some goodies for you. We’ve got President Obama, Craig Ferguson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and more!
“Oh, he’s my least favorite.”
– Boston Red Sox fan Jennifer Garner, after being asked to kiss a picture of Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, on “The Jay Leno Show”
“I’m very peeved Halloween only comes once a year.”
– Drew Barrymore, wishing she could go out in public more often without being recognized, to “InStyle”
“I think it’s important to realize that I was black before the election.”
– President Barack Obama, finding humor in the suggestion that he’s facing criticism because of his race, on “The Late Show with David Letterman”
“I’m unemployed now, and I’d like to be on Mad Men. I also like The Office and 24.”
– A sobbing Kristin Chenoweth, accepting an Emmy for best supporting actress in a comedy series for her canceled show, “Pushing Daisies”
“If you’re going to go, isn’t that a great way to go – with a hot guy sucking on your neck?”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt, explaining her obsession with “Twilight” hottie Rob Pattinson, on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”
“We had choose Jewish or Mormon in our family, so obviously I was like, ‘I’ll take the dradle.’”
– Chelsea Handler, explaining her family dynamics on her talk show
“I really am in love with my hose.”
– Regis Philbin, on the breathing apparatus he uses to help his sleep apnea, on “Live! With Regis and Kelly”
“I’d trade this to look like him.”
– Alec Baldwin, accepting his best actor in a comedy series Emmy Award from the Rob Lowe
“It’s kinda our version of The Jay Leno Show, really – but we give more skin, less chin.”
– Craig Ferguson, on CBS’s various CSI spin-offs, on his late night show
“We’re going after Sesame Street, so watch out.”
– The Office’s Jenna Fischer, on what her onscreen pregnancy will mean for the competition, to “EW”
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Jon Gosselin Bags Another One – The Superficial
Will The Real Megan Fox Please Stand Up? – F-Listed
Courtney Love Makeover 2.0? – Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Aniston’s Mother Thought She Was Ugly – Celeb News Wire
Photo: Britney Spears’ Butt Sweat – City Rag
Jack Nicholson Is Creepy Limber – Popeater
Jamie Hince Gets Into Kate Moss’ Shorts – Holy Moly
Jon Hamm On The Red Carpet – Popbytes
Michael Cera Is Back On The Market – Hollywire
Bill Clinton Frees The Imprisoned Journalists – Ninja Dude
Jessica Simpson Feels Like Someone Died – ICYDK
Sienna Miller Is Still A Skank – Websters Is My Bitch
Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Still Fat? – Yeeeah!
Josh Duhamel Doesn’t Use Pathways – Pacific Coast News
Lindsay Lohan Tries To Go Incognito – Socialite Life
The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards Nominations! – Allie Is Wired
Jenna Jameson Strips Against McDonald’s – F-Listed
Jennifer Love Hewitt In A Bikini – The Superficial
Britney Spears Gets Her Hair Did – Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Aniston Is Poking Out – City Rag
Seth Rogen Is Ragin’ Again – Celeb News Wire
Naomi Campbell Cuts Another Photographer – Hollywood Dame
Eminem Puts Mariah Carey In A Corner – Popbytes
Mary Lynn Raksjub Gets Hitched – Popeater
Jack Nicholson Looks Like A Whale – Holy Moly
Josh Duhamel Scales Walls, Is Like Spiderman – Pacific Coast News
Joe Jonas Rebounds With Brenda Song – Anything Hollywood
No Nudity For ‘New Moon‘ – Ninja Dude
Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Are Happy Again – Websters Is My Bitch
Tom Cruise’s LeStat Named Top Vampire – ICYDK
Jessica Alba Does The Bikini Thing – Fatback Media
January Jones In Italian GQ – Yeeeah!
Shanna Moakler Is Suing Travis Barker – Allie Is Wired
Marc Anthony Is Smooth – The Superficial
Make It An Insane Clown Posse Vacation – F-Listed
Amy Winehouse Was Too High To Work – Holy Moly
Lindsay Lohan Is A Worker Bee – Celeb News Wire
Jessica Simpson Makes Out With A Dog – City Rag
Madonna’s Arms Look Gross – Celebrity Smack
Tara Reid Is Looking Better – ICYDK
Wedding Dancers Caught Up In TV Wars – Popeater
Jennifer Lopez Turns 40! – Popbytes
Brooke Hogan Is Sexy – Websters Is My Bitch
Erin Andrews Nude Video Update – Ninja Dude
New Moon’s Volturi Vampires – Hollywood Dame
Jon Gosselin Is A Player – Fatback Media
Miley Cyrus To Go Nude For A Movie? – Anything Hollywood
There Is Less Of Jennifer Love Hewitt – Celebrity Mound
Haylie Duff Prunes Her Roses – Pacific Coast News
Alice In Wonderland Comic-Con Photos – Allie Is Wired
Jennifer Love Hewitt only broke up with her ex-fiancé Ross McCall a few months ago, but she is already engaged again to Jamie Kennedy.
You’re probably wondering why I put a picture of just Jennifer up instead of the two of them, but lets face it that is a much hotter picture. If you want to see the couple then look in the thumbnails below.
Anyway, on Saturday night Jamie was playing at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, CA. Two hours into his set he called up Jennifer Love Hewitt to joke and sing with him, one of the audience members yelled out “marry her!!”
Which is when he “got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.” Forgetting that they were in the Laugh Factory and this was a comedy show, Jennifer actually said yes which got a standing ovation from the audience.
I hope for Jamie Kennedy’s sake that he wasn’t joking around when he asked Jennifer Love Hewitt to marry him, or he will be dumped like the rest of her long list of men.
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Here is yet another sexy list, this time it’s the readers of FHM Magazine (not to be confused with the FHM UK sexiest 100) who voted for the sexiest woman of 2009, here is a list from numbers 100-50.
100 – Rachel Ray
99 – Odette Yustman
98 – Whitney Port
97 – Moon Bloodgood (pictured above)
96 – Miranda Kerr
95 – Tricia Helfer
94 – Isla Fisher
93 – Emma Stone
92 – Leighton Meester
91 – Emmanuelle Chriqui
90 – Kristen Stewart
89 – Adrianna Costa
88 – Abbey Clancy
87 – Cheryl Cole
86 – Rachel Bilson
85 – Kristen Bell
84 – Olga Kurylenko
83 – Maria Sharapova (pictured above)
82 – Heidi Klum
81 – Carlee Ranger
80 – Evangeline Lilly
79 – Karolina Kurkova
78 – Rihanna
77 – Eva Longoria
76 – Ashlan Gorse (pictured above)
75 – Tina Fey
74 – Michelle Rodriguez
73 – Christina Ricci
72 – Keeley Hazell
71 – Maria Menounos
70 – Carla Bruni
69 – AnnaLynne McCord
68 – Malin Akerman
67 – Kelly Brook
66 – Nicole Scherzinger
65 – Selita Ebanks (pictured above)
64 – Alessandra Ambrosio
63 – Rachel Weisz
62 – Pamela Anderson
61 – Halle Berry
60 – Anna Faris
59 – Ashley Tisdale
58 – Bar Refaeli (pictured above)
57 – Zooey Deschanel
56 – Kate Hudson
55 – Jennifer Love Hewitt
54 – Emma Watson
53- Eliza Dushku
52 – Liv Tyler
51 – Samaire Armstrong
50 – Jennifer Aniston
49-1 to follow…
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hooking Up? – PopEater
Scott Weiland’s Estranged Wife Is Publishing A Memoir – F-Listed
Lily Allen Sunbathing Topless – The Superficial
Kim Kardashian Forgives Eminem – Pacific Coast News
Megan Fox Doesn’t Care What You Think – Celebrity Smack
Adam Lambert Comes Out Of The Closet – Holy Moly
Nicolas Cage Is Beweaveable – City Rag
Anne Hathaway Stuffs Her Pants – Celeb News Wire
Sandra Bullock Has A Prude Nude Scene – Fatback Media
Wanna Lick Daniel Craig? – Celeb Warship
Bikini MILF Babysitter: Kate Gosselin – Ninja Dude
OctoMom Slams Kate Gosselin – ICYDK
Suri Cruise Is Still Adorable – Websters Is My Bitch
Tara Reid Is Tragic – Yeeeah!
Celebretard Showdown: Speidi Vs. Jon and Kate – College Candy
Vida Guerra In Maxim Magazine – The Bastardly
Lindsay Lohan Wreaks Havoc Wherever She Goes – Socialite Life
Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants To Get Married! – Hollywood Dame
Katie Couric Mocks Sarah Palin – Celebitchy
Pamela Anderson Needs To Stop Melting – The Dirty
Paris Hilton Was Sacha Baron Cohen’s First Choice – Anything Hollywood
Photos Surface Of Chris Brown & Rihanna In Bed – Allie Is Wired
Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by Maxim readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, so here we go….
50. Taylor Swift
49. Freida Pinto
48. Arielle Klebbel
47. Katie Cassidy:
46. Nicole Scherzinger
45. Fergie
44. Avril Lavigne
43. Elisha Cuthbert
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velasquez
40. Lily Allen
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz
36. Hayden Panatierre
35. Anna Kournikova:
34. Scarlett Johansson
33. Blake Lively
32. Ciara
31. Hilary Duff:
30. Penelope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens:
26. Angelina Jolie
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan
22. Kate Beckinsale:
21. Annalynne Mccord
20. Moon Bloodgood
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry
14. Christina Aguilera
13. Jessica Alba:
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:
9. Jordana Brewster:
8. Rihanna:
7. Adriana Lima:
6. Eliza Dushku:
5. Mila Kunis:
4. Malin Akerman:
3. Bar Refaeli:
2. Megan Fox:
1. Olivia Wilde:
Hmm the list seems pretty good but Olivia Wilde should not be number one in my opinion, thoughts?
Christina Aguilera: Before & After A Night Out – Celebslam
Paris Hilton in ‘The Unfortunate Angle’ – The Superficial
Leighton Meester Lightens Her Hair – Pacific Coast News
Kate Winslet Tells The Haters To “Suck It” – Websters Is My Bitch
Jennifer Love Hewitt Might Be A Size 2 Now – ICYDK
Samantha Ronson DJ’s A Strip Club Opening – Anything Hollywood
Celebrity Engagement Rings Could Feed the Children of the World – Hollywood Dame
Pam Anderson Lives In Classy Trailer Park – Celeb Warship
Vanessa Hudgens Is Part Goat – Celebrity Smack
Chris Brown Might Get Off – Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Assumes The Position – Celeb News Wire
Jennifer Aniston Is Ready To Adopt! – Popbytes
Naomi Campbell Is Retiring From Modeling – Holy Moly
TMZ Nails Exclusive Rights To Photos Of A Man That’s Not Tupac – F-Listed
Beware Of Pool Parties – City Rag
Tyra Banks Testifies Against Her Alleged Stalker – Socialite Life
Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen Honeymoon In Vancouver – Pink Is The New Blog
Shia LaBeouf In Talks To Join Wall Street 2 – I’m Not Obsessed
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Prepare For The Swine Flu – Allie Is Wired
Yesterday it was Jennifer Love Hewitt doing the sexy in Maxim magazine, today it is Evan Rachel Woods turn.
Evan, who became a huge Dita Von Teese wannabe while dating Marilyn Manson, sexes it up for the new issue of GQ Magazine.
Speaking about her rumored relationship with Mickey Rourke while filming The Wrestler together, the 21 year old actress says “there was no truth to it, and it was so annoying. The friendship was intimate and nice, and this makes it weird.”
Oh and yes Evan Rachel Wood is back dating Mariyln Manson, she says they took a little break.
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