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It’s still only November so there is plenty of time for better celebrity quotes to come out but here is People’s top 20 celebrity quotes of the year so far.
“That girl is like crack cocaine to me…Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
- John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, to Playboy
“He’ll never have this napalm again.”
– Jessica Simpson, firing back on The View
“I will never have surgery again.”
– Self-proclaimed plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag, to PEOPLE
“The only ‘bookings’ that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be ‘booking’ into Jail… eeeks.”
– Lindsay Lohan, before spending less than a day in jail, on Twitter
“When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn’t know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say it sounds like a huge waste of time.”
– 88-year-old It girl Betty White, giving a shout-out to the social network during her SNL monologue
“I’m getting death threats. This is unBeliebable!!!”
– Kim Kardashian, who became a target of Justin Bieber fans after the tween heartthrob jokingly referred to her as his girlfriend in a Twitter pic
“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”
– Lady Gaga, to Rolling Stone
“Kristen’s pregnant.”
– Robert Pattinson, still dodging questions about his relationship with Kristen Stewart by starting a rumor, on Oprah
“You are a fame whore is what you are.”
– The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi, responding to her ex Jake Pavelka‘s disgust with her, on a Bachelor special following their split
“I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.”
– Conan O’Brien‘s bio description on his Twitter account after NBC gave The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno
“I know he knows who I am… He has to stop lying.”
– Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, calling out President Barack Obama on his claim that he isn’t familiar with the pint-size reality star, to E! online
“I wasn’t a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it.”
– Playboy Playmate-turned-author Kendra Wilkinson, sharing details from her memoir Sliding into Home, on the Today show
“It’s the performance of his career.”
– Director Casey Affleck, admitting that his “documentary” featuring a wacked-out Joaquin Phoenix was really a mockumentary, to the New York Times
“I’ll burn the g—–n house down!”
– Mel Gibson, during one of his angry phone rants recorded by ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva
“Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult.”
– Russell Brand, before saying “I do” to new wife Katy Perry, to Parade magazine
“If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.”
– Britney Spears, to Cosmopolitan
“We’re going to Australia!”
– Oprah Winfrey, kicking off the final season of her talk show with her biggest audience giveaway yet
“I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They’re supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn’t like that.”
– Zac Efron, ‘fessing up to a strip club visit with HSM costar Corbin Bleu, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“I was acting my way through the whole thing.”
– Jeremy London, recalling how he survived his alleged abduction, to PEOPLE
“Wasn’t painful, not even a little bit.”
– Gisele Bündchen, on how easy childbirth was for her, to the Brazilian TV show Fantastico
“I’m so not winning an Oscar.”
– Sandra Bullock, a month before her Academy Award victory for The Blind Side, to reporters at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
source: They Said What? 20 Best Celeb Quotes This Year [People]
Usually it’s the Actresses that get ragged on in Hollywood about their looks fading away, well here is a list of 25 male actors who are aging horribly.
25. Tom Berenger
24. Russell Crowe
23. Frankie Muniz
22. Mickey Rourke
21. Nicolas Cage
20. Jack Nicholson
19. Chris Cooper
18. Steven Segal
17. Dick Van Patten
16. Carrot Top
15. Hayden Christensen
14. Nick Nolte
13. Harrison Ford
12. Jeremy London
11. Brendan Fraser
10. Johnny Depp
9. Burt Reynolds
8. Val Kilmer
7. Jonathan Lipnicki
6. Judd Nelson
5. Jeffery Jones
4. Anthony Michael Hall
3. Mel Gibson
2. Sean Penn
1. Omar Sharif
I would replace Hayden Christensen with Ethan Hawke. What a funny list though.
source: The 25 Worst Aging Actors in Hollywood [Best Week Ever]
Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got the ten best celebrity quotes of the week. We’ve got Kendra Wilkinson talking about stripping and drugs, Jeremy London’s life-saving acting skills and Britney Spears locking her kids up.
Enjoy!
“I wasn’t a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it.”
– Kendra Wilkinson, clarifying her former days as a stripper, while promoting her new book Sliding into Home on the Today show
“Most booties that propel girls are usually the bigger booties. I have a little tiny one, but it is, nonetheless, juicy.”
– Cameron Diaz, on her famous rump, to Harper’s Bazaar
“In true motherly fashion, [my mom] sent out a mass e-mail to my family saying, ‘I just want you all to know that in Jason’s upcoming film, he has chosen to do full frontal nudity, but please note, it is not gratuitous and is essential to the plot.’”
– Despicable Me star Jason Segel, on baring it all in 2008′s Forgetting Sarah Marshall, to USA Today
“If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.”
– Britney Spears, to Cosmopolitan
“People are like, ‘How does Julianne Moore look naked?’ I don’t know. She was pressed up against me the whole time. I couldn’t look at her.”
– Mark Ruffalo, on his intimate scenes with his The Kids Are All Right costar, to USA Today
“Of all the drunk men in my life, Dad, you’re my favorite.”
– Lady Gaga, giving a shout-out to her father, Joseph Germanotta, during her Madison Square Garden concert
“People want more fit arms, but my arms are too fit. But I’m not complaining. They pay my bills.”
– 2010 Wimbledon champ Serena Williams, to Harper’s Bazaar
“I was acting my way through the whole thing.”
– Jeremy London, on using his survival skill to get through his alleged abduction, to People
“He used to basically be a professional prostitute – now he’s not.”
– Katy Perry, on taming husband-to-be Russell Brand, to Esquire
“I’m shooting for the Hudson. I’ll see you losers in New Jersey.”
– David Letterman, test driving a rocket car powered by 108 bottles of Coca-Cola Zero and 648 Mentos on the streets of N.Y.C., on his late show
What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was Jeremy London actually trying to convince people that he still knows how to act. Are his skills that awesome that he can act through meth and crack? So amazing, someone call the Academy.
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Women Make Better Beer Tasters – Zelda Lily
Justin Bieber’s Legendary Farts – City Rag
Jeremy London’s Addiction Is Killing His Career – Pop Eater
Britney Spears Is Wearing Panties…Yellow Ones – Amy Grindhouse
Miley Cyrus Has Girl Parts – The Superficial
Kelly Rowland Shows Off Her Fake Boobs – Drunken Stepfather
Ali Fedotowski Gets Engaged! – Celebrity Smack
Eva Longoria Launches A Refrigerator – Tabloid Prodigy
Why Miley Cyrus Should Shut Her Trap – College Candy
Liza Minnelli Has A Fashion Line – OMG Blog
Meryl Streep To Play Margaret Thatcher? – Wonderwall
Zac Hanson To Be A Dad Again – ICYDK
Christina Hendricks Wants Jessica Alba’s Body – Popbytes
Q&A On The Real Megan Fox – Betty Confidential
Katy Perry Talks Toilet Paper – Hollywood Life
Angelina Jolie Is Jealous Of Robin Wright – Anything Hollywood
Dean McDermott Has Been Hospitalized – Hollywood Dame
Happy Birthday Pamela Anderson – F-Listed
Katy Perry: BJs Are Better Than The World Cup – Allie Is Wired
Bloody Good: Martin Scorsese vs. Stanley Kubrick – City Rag
Snoop Dogg: From Rapper To Icon In 20 Years – Pop Eater
Peaches Geldof Makes Britney Look Classy – Holy Moly
Dannii Minogue InStyle August 2010 Cover Photo – Amy Grindhouse
Russell Brand Has To Die – The Superficial
Jake Pavelka Is A Liar – Popbytes
Another New Track From M.I.A.’s Album, Teqkilla - OMG Blog
George Clooney Is A Lucky Man – F-Listed
Jeremy London Seeks Injunction Against Family – Wonderwall
Big Brother 12 Cast – Photos/Video – Celebrity Smack
5 Reasons To Celebrate Canada Day – College Candy
10 Things About Kristen Stewart – Betty Confidential
Wonder Woman Gets A Makeover – ICYDK
Television Show True Blood Punishes Strong Women – Zelda Lily
What Does Mike Sorrentino Taste Like? – Tabloid Prodigy
5 Fun Facts About Victoria Justice – Hollywire
AnnaLynne McCord’s Sister Flexes – Drunken Stepfather
Elin Nordegren Sells Her Silence For $750 Million – Hollywood Life
Christina Hendricks Likes Having A Few Extra Pounds – Anything Hollywood
Mena Suvari Wedding Photos – Hollywood Dame
Taylor Lautner To Quit Acting For College? – Allie Is Wired
Play Us Out, Keyboard Pig! – City Rag
Leonardo DiCaprio In A Dress? – Pop Eater
Jake Pavelka Claims He’s Not Gay – Betty Confidential
Pamela Anderson Makes The New iPhone Undesirable – Holy Moly
Kate Gosselin Might Have Had Some Work Done – Popbytes
The World’s First Bionic Kitty – OMG Blog
Selena Gomez In A Bikini – The Superficial
Adrianne Curry Does Twitter In The Shower – Drunken Stepfather
Federal Panel Considers Wesley Snipes’ Appeal – Wonderwall
Britney Spears & Kevn Federline Reunite! – ICYDK
Helen Mirren’s Husband Is The Sex Scene Puppetmaster – Celeb News Wire
Was Jeremy London Really Kidnapped? – College Candy
Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding Details – Zelda Lily
The Situation Responds To Being Duped Into Queer Issue – Tabloid Prodigy
Afternoob Pick-Me-Up: DelRae Messer – F-Listed
Cheryl Burke Admits Missing Chad Ochocinco – Hollywood Life
Miley Cyrus’ Crotch Empowers Women – Amy Grindhouse
Justin Bieber’s Mom To Pose For Playboy? – Allie Is Wired
Brandon Adams, the man who was accused of kidnapping Jeremy London, says he is innocent and he never kidnapped or forced London to take drugs like he is being accused of instead he says the pair went simply went on a fun alcohol and drug binge for hours after Jeremy asked him to hook him up with pills.
Jeremy told police that when he was kidnapped his wife, Melissa, was also in the car but the kidnappers kindly dropped her off (which amazes me that they would say that – why didn’t the wife report the incident?) but Brandon says the only thing true about their story is that he helped him with their flat tire.
Brandon says that he and his uncle were sitting outside 7-Eleven looking for someone to buy them beer when Jeremy and his wife were also outside the store acting all paranoid and ran into the store when police pulled up. When police left Brandon, his uncle and some other guy helped the couple with their flat tire.
“As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. Melissa was asking for xanax too. I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers. He agreed. Jeremy wanted to drink, so we bought beer and some hard alcohol and we got f****d up. Jeremy was just drinking beer but we were wasted. We went driving around my neighborhood, handing out beer to my friends and random people on the street. We were having a good time.”
After a while, and after Melissa was dropped off, Brandon says that Jeremy started to acting erratic and irritated and started demaning they get him pills. He continues…
“I hadn’t been able to get any xanax or oxycontins up to that point, but I was finally able to get him three ecstasy and three xanax pills. He took all six pills at once. He was out of his mind high, I brought him to my home and he met my wife and kids. Then I drove him back to his neighborhood and I dropped him off on the street. He ended up checking into a hotel at 2am and staying there.”
Jeremy London is still sticking to his story but RadarOnline claim that they have proof that the actor loves popping xanax and that he was indeed seen acting high last Saturday night when police were called to his hotel.
I know all of this is Brandon Adams side of the story and nothing can be taken too seriously but his story makes more sense than the other side. He is currently being held on $500,000 bail.
source: Man Accused Of ‘Kidnapping’ Jeremy London Says ‘We Partied All Night’ — He Took Ecstasy and Xanax [Radar Online]
The Sharpie Kid Strikes Again – City Rag
Vet Sues Mariah Carey For $30k In Unpaid Bills – Pop Eater
Heidi Montag Threatens Us With Second Album – Amy Grindhouse
Jeremy London’s Family: Dude, Quit It – The Superficial
Kelly Brook Gets Upstaged By David Furnish – Holy Moly
Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Is Jealous – Betty Confidential
Jon Voight’s Open Letter To Obama – ICYDK
James Gandolfini Is All Smiles – Celebrity Smack
World Cup Minidress Fiasco – Zelda Lily
What’s Up With All These Crazy Superfans? – College Candy
Blu-Ray Castrates The Showgirls Cooze – Celeb News Wire
The Glee Kids Are Effing In Their Trailers? – Tabloid Prodigy
The Scissor Sisters Twang Up Kylie – OMG Blog
Elsa Pataky Flashes Her Panties – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Aniston Pregnant? – Hollywood Dame
Michael Jackson Photos To Be Auctioned In Paris – Wonderwall
Kate Gosselin A Victim Of Botox? – Hollywood Life
Kellie Pickler Is Engaged – Hollywire
Snooki Tried An Ice Cube Diet – Anything Hollywood
Tori Spelling Thinks Everyone Hates Her – Allie Is Wired
Things aren’t really adding up in the case of Jeremy London’s kidnapping. Firstly, the former child star claimed that he was held up at gunpoint after changing his tire. He also claimed that he was driven around in his car, forced to do drugs and even purchase beer for the kidnapper’s friends.
And the plot thickens. Apparently, the kidnapper, Brandon Adams, has friends who say that he isn’t an angel, but he would never force anyone to do crack. His neighbor said that he may do drugs with “that actor”, but he wouldn’t force anything like that on anyone. Oh yeah, and he’s a big drinker….
Now that Brandon has been hauled in to the police station and booked on a crap load of charges, new details are emerging. Apparently, Jeremy had his wife, Melissa Cunningham, in the car with him while he was being kidnapped. And because kidnappers and thugs are SO nice, they dropped her off.
I have never heard of a criminal so kind that they decide to drop off the woman, so that she doesn’t get hurt. Maybe I just watch too many movies….But what I can’t fathom is why she didn’t immediately call the police when she was so nicely dropped off?
What are your thoughts on the situation?
source: EXCLUSIVE: Jeremy London’s ‘Kidnapper’ Gave Wife A Ride Home During Crime! – [radar online]
Actor Jeremy London (of Party of Five and 7th Heaven) had quite an adventure last week.
London, 37, was changing a flat tire in Palm Springs, California when two men stopped and offered to help. Instead of helping, they drove him around town in his own vehicle at gunpoint (which I’m guessing means that they did change the tire after all) before supposedly forcing him to smoke either crack or methamphetamine. They also made him purchase alcohol and hand it out to a bunch of a people in the ghetto.
It’s almost heartwarming. Like Robin Hood, but with assholes.
London somehow escaped around 3am and notified authorities, who found his vehicle in a Palm Springs neighborhood near where one of the kidnappers lived. Two men were charged yesterday over this total ball of WTF.
Source: Hollywood Actor Jeremy London Kidnapped; Held At Gun Point, Robbed & Forced To Smoke Drugs [Radar]
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