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Was This In ‘The Hills’ Script? - The Superficial
GLAAD Is Mad About Perez’s F-Bombing - City Rag
Lindsay Lohan Gets A Reality Show? - F-Listed
Jessica Simpson Returns To Reality TV - Hollywood Dame
Justin Chambers Goes Snorkeling - Popbytes
Cameron Diaz Gets Walked All Over - Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Skanks Up The Toga - Websters Is My Bitch
A TMZ Reporter Calls Jenna Jameson Wide - ICYDK
Adrian Grenier Shopping With A Mystery Girl - Pacific Coast News
Geography Is Hard For Britney Spears - Celeb Warship
Paris Hilton Wears A Bikini In Dubai - Celeb News Wire
Shia LaBeouf Almost Lost An Eye Filming Transformers - Anything Hollywood
Angelina Jolie For President? - Celebitchy
Anna Faris In A White Bikini - News Toob
Kevin Federline Is A Tax Cheat - Celebslam
Samuel L. Jackson Gets Tee’d Off - Meet The Famous
Miley Cyrus Is Humping A Chair - Allie Is Wired
Like promised, here is the continuation for FHM’s Sexiest 100 list off 2009. For numbers 100-50 check here.
49 - Amber Heard
48 - Mischa Barton
47 - Katherine Heigl
46 - Rachel McAdams
45 - Holly Valance
44 - Shakira (pictured above)
43 - Monica Bellucci
42 - Vanessa Hudgens
41 - Keira Knightley
40 - Hilary Duff
39 - Blake Lively
38 - Cameron Diaz
37 - Gisele Bundchen
36 - Carmen Electra (pictured above)
35 - Christina Aguilera
34 - Sienna Miller
33 - Beyoncé Knowles
32 - Jessica Simpson
31 - Kate Winslet
30 - Kim Kardashian
29 - Salma Hayek
28 - Charlize Theron
27 - Summer Glau
26 - Ali Larter
25 - Freida Pinto
24 - Anna Friel
23 - Kristin Kreuk
22 - Lindsay Lohan
21 - Mila Kunis (pictured above)
20 - Diora Baird
19 - Eva Mendes
18 - Hayden Panettiere
17 - Natalie Portman
16 - Kate Beckinsale
15 - Angelina Jolie
14 - Erica Durance (pictured above)
13 - The Veronicas
12 - Britney Spears
11 - Marisa Miller
10 - Katy Perry
09 - Anne Hathaway
08 - Heidi Montag
07 - Elisha Cuthbert
06 - Adriana Lima
05 - Madeline Zima
04 - Jessica Biel
03 - Scarlett Johansson
02 - Jessica Alba
01 - Megan Fox
Thoughts? For me it’s the same old list as every other one, just names thrown around a different way. Still, I would bang most of them.
Rihanna Must Testify In Chris Brown’s Trial - Popeater
Lindsay Lohan Likes Oral - City Rag
Paris Hilton Is Single & Flashing Her Cooter - The Superficial
Chris Martin Won’t Ever Go Solo - Holy Moly
Eliot Spitzer Is Making A Comeback! - F-Listed
Jordin Sparks New Video For ‘Battlefield’ - Popbytes
Phil Spector’s Mugshot Looks Like Gollum - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Alba Is Still More Punk Than You - Celeb News Wire
Allison Iraheta Gets A Record Deal - Fatback Media
Katy Perry Is A Total Trainwreck - ICYDK
Dakota Fanning Was Partying It Up With Kristen Stewart - Ninja Dude
Lady Gaga Is Kinda Fug - Websters Is My Bitch
Victoria Beckham Wears Faux Fur - Pacific Coast News
Mickey Rourke Is Cool & Robert Downey Jr. Is Naked - Yeeeah!
Jessica Simpson Gets Special Treatment At LAX - Meet The Famous
Usher Spotted With A Mystery Woman - Anything Hollywood
Zach Morris Was On Jimmy Fallon - Hollywood Dame
Would You Hit It: Tami Farrell - The Dirty
Jessica Biel Is A Gothamite - News Toob
Nude Gisele Bundchen Is Covered In Paint & Money - Socialite Life
Shanna Moakler & Travis Barker Refuse To Make Nice - Celebitchy
Kristin Cavallari Is Busting Out Of Her Dress - Drunken Stepfather
Kanye West & Amber Rose Have Split Up - Allie Is Wired
Leonardo DiCaprio Breaks It Off With Bar Refaeli? - Popeater
Gisele Bundchen Glistens For Victoria’s Secret - F-Listed
Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Still Huge - The Superficial
Audrina Patridge In A Bikini - News Toob
Queen Latifah Was Sexually Abused - Anything Hollywood
12 Christina Aguilera See-Throughs - City Rag
Geri Halliwell Peeks Inside Her Bathing Suit - Celeb News Wire
Jessica Alba Under Investigation For Vandalism - I’m Not Obsessed
Anne Hathaway In A Bikini - Celebslam
Pregnant Dude Is A Daddy Again - DListed
Megan Fox Has A Big Mouth - The Bastardly
Mariah Carey’s Lowriders - Hollywood Tuna
James Van Der Beek Splits With Wife - Socialite Life
Britney Spears Hooks Up With a Normal Dude - Celeb Warship
Howard Stern Does Not Like Jay Leno - Celebrity Smack
Listen To Scarlett Johansson Sing! - ICYDK
Heidi Montag Was Near Death - Websters Is My Bitch
Kelly Brook Gets Motorboated - Celeb News Wire
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Not Dating - Hollywood Dame
Lily Allen Looks Homeless - Pacific Coast News
MC Hammer ‘Hammertime’ Giveaway! - Allie Is Wired
Brooke Hogan Is So Whiney - Popeater
Katy Perry No One Likes Your Stupid Outfits - The Superficial
Britney Spears Takes A London Club Break - Popbytes
DMX Is Surprised He’s Not Going Back To Prison - F-Listed
Most Ridiculous Movie Scene Ever - City Rag
Pete Doherty Arrested For Shooting Smack On An Airplane - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Alba Is A Dumpster Diver - Celeb News Wire
Audrina Patridge Makes Eating Sexy - Fatback Media
Kelly Brook Voted Best Boobs & Body - Holy Moly
Evan Rachel Wood Upgraded? - Celeb Warship
Mariah Carey Happily Puts On 15 Pounds - Anything Hollywood
Mickey Rourke Looks Forward To Monogamy - Celebitchy
Ninjas Accused In The Death Of David Carradine? - Hollywood Dame
Justin Hartely Shows Us The Goods - Socialite Life
Lindsay Lohan’s Engagement Bling? - Pacific Coast News
Adam Lambert Is Still Coy About Being Gay - Websters Is My Bitch
Jessica Simpson Is A Golden Girl - ICYDK
Michael Jackson Unmasks His Children - Ninja Dude
Kelly Carlson Makes Nip/Tuck Watchable - News Toob
Ryan Reynolds Is Going Green - Meet The Famous
Miley Cyrus Has That Southern Charm - Yeeeah!
Robert Pattinson, The Fashion Trendsetter - Allie Is Wired
Scarlett Johansson Reveals Her ‘Break Up’ - PopEater
Melissa Joan Hart In A Bikini - The Superficial
Ferris Bueller’s House Is For Sale - Hollywood Dame
Happy Birthday Shiloh Jolie-Pitt! - Socialite Life
Rapper Pitbull Thumps Stage Invader - Holy Moly
Mr. T Does Not Sing With The Angels - F-Listed
Angelina Jolie’s Baby Bump Is Already Showing - Popbytes
Celebrities In West Hollywood Protesting Prop 8 - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Simpson Is Making Her Comeback To Reality TV - Fatback Media
Kanye West Says Books Are Lame - Celeb News Wire
Mary Kay LeTourneau Is So Classy - Celeb Warship
Doug Reinhardt Looks Angry - Ninja Dude
Winona Ryder Recalls Her Teenage Heartbreak - ICYDK
Asher Roth Hates Lindsay Lohan - Websters Is My Bitch
Haylie Duff Debuts A New Face - Pacific Coast News
Did AT&T Help Kris Allen Win American Idol? - Celebitchy
Kate Gosselin Gave Jon $5 Daily Allowance - Anything Hollywood
Brooke Shields Wanted It - The Dirty
Avril Lavigne In A Bikini - News Toob
Kathy Griffin Was On A Liquid Diet? - Celebrity Mound
Chris Brown Says He’s Not A Monster - Allie Is Wired
Adam Lambert & Kris Allen Battle Over Boundaries - PopEater
Cleveland: We’re Not Detroit! - F-Listed
A Kim Kardashian Butt Shot - The Superficial
Funny Foto Friday - City Rag
Fire In A Bottle - Mashup! - Popbytes
What Is Verne Troyer Thinking? - Holy Moly
Big Brother 11 Finalists Selected - Celebrity Smack
Robert Pattinson’s Kisses Cost $20,000 - Celeb News Wire
Clay Aiken Is Sour - Fatback Media
Tyra Banks Has A Giant Forehead - Celeb Warship
What Is On Fergie’s Head? - ICYDK
Jessica Simpson Fires Ken Paves? - Bricks & Stones
Blake Lively Got Her Boobs Done - Yeeeah!
Paris Hilton’s Personal Information Is About To Hit The Net - Websters Is My Bitch
Gossip Guys Out In Soho - Pacific Coast News
Perez Hilton Vs. Ryan Seacrest - College Candy
Stay Classy, Paris Hilton - Celebslam
Superhero Hugh Jackman Hangs With The Kiddos - Socialite Life
Why Is Phoebe Price In Cannes? - Anything Hollywood
Gisele Bundchen Is Pregnant - Allie Is Wired
Five Reasons Adam Lambert Lost - PopEater
Kim Kardashian’s Bikini-ness Continues - The Superficial
Jessica Simpson’s Top Ten Nipple Slips - City Rag
Band Tells Walmart To Eff Off - F-Listed
Jack Tweed To Become A Presenter - Holy Moly
Jean-Claude Van Damme Shows Off His Package - Popbytes
Prince & His Girlfriend In Paris - Celebrity Smack
It’s Hard Being Jessica Biel - Celeb News Wire
Mandy Moore Loves Her Curves - Fatback Media
Lady Gaga Still Looks Weird - ICYDK
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Are Selfless - Websters Is My Bitch
Russell Brand & Jonah Hill On Set - Pacific Coast News
Blake Lively Talks About Her Vacation - Anything Hollywood
George Clooney Goes Shirtless - Socialite Life
Paris Hilton Has A New BFF: Peaches Geldof - Allie Is Wired
For some reason Vanity Fair have decided to put Jessica Simpson both on the cover and featured in the new issue of their magazine.
For the past year she hasn’t been looking too good but I have to be honest and say in some of these pictures she does look cute, probably thanks to photoshop but oh well. Here are some bits from her interview:
On her relationship with her dad/manager Joe Simpson: “If I’m going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers. I can talk to my dad like he’s my manager, and put ‘Dad’ on the back burner. We’ve been doing it since I was 13. So, at this point, we’re in a good rhythm. A lot of people find it strange, but it’s the only way I know. And I don’t care to know another way, because it suits me. And we’ve done a pretty dang good job.”
On the medias treatment of her: “When it comes to media criticism, that’s just something I have had to train myself - literally train myself - to ignore. Because I’m the one up there onstage, and I can feel the energy of the crowd. And I know when I did good. And I know when I did great. And there wasn’t one time on this tour when I felt like I butchered it. I mean, the way people make it sound, I should have never been singing in the first place. It comes with what I do and I know that every day the media’s going to challenge me, is going to want to bring me down. But I feel like I’m at such a place that I own myself, and it’s authentic. I own that authentic part of myself, and none of those words are harsh enough to make me believe them. I can’t imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody else.”
On her faith: “I’m spiritual. I live off the faith that has been instilled in me, that has never left. I’ve never let a stumbling block actually make me fall. We all go through trials, but not one thing has ever made me question God. I have a great relationship with God. I can talk to him, get mad at him, frustrated with him. But, ultimately, my faith is what defines me.”
On her business: “The Jessica Simpson Collection is a $400 million business. My mom and I are creative directors. We have hundreds of people working, but nothing gets by us. It’s adorable and it’s affordable. What’s amazing right now, during this recession, is that, somehow, the business keeps growing.”
On ex husband Nick Lachey and Newlyweds: “I have not spoken to him in years. In all honesty, I believe it did not affect our marriage, Because we enjoyed watching those episodes, and that will always be a time I cherish. It made me understand what marriage is, what love is, what commitment is.”
If you care to you can read the full Jessica Simpson interview for Vanity Fair here.
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Hilary Duff Gets Retouched - City Rag
Guy Ritchie Is Doing A Musical - Holy Moly
Kim Kardashian Wears Sparkly Spandex - F-Listed
I Didn’t Know David Bowie Had A Son - Popbytes
Jessica Simpson & Rihanna Exchange Hellos - Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Aniston Not Adopting A Baby Boy - Celeb News Wire
Colin Farrell, You Little Charmer! - Pacific Coast News
Jennifer Aniston Is Pretty In Purple - ICYDK
Christina Aguilera Is Totally Having Fun - Celeb Warship
Nicole Kidman Speaks Out Against Tom Cruise - Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Approves The Product - Websters Is My Bitch
Rihanna & Jay-Z Plot Chris Brown’s Demise - The Superficial
Lily Allen Is The New Face Of Chanel - Hollywood Dame
Katie Holmes Looks Like A Total Zombie - Socialite Life
Brad Pitt Wants The Kids When He Leaves Angelina - Celebitchy
Harry Morton Is Embarrassed He Dated Lindsay Lohan - Allie Is Wired
Guess The Celebrity Spread - City Rag
Jamie Foxx Unhappy With Hotel Staff After Stalker Problems - Holy Moly
Will Stephen Hawking Make It? - F-Listed
Fergie Is Balding - Yeeeah!
Does Tori Spelling Need Weight Rehab? - Popbytes
Chace Crawford Is A Wolf Boy - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Simpson Hates Working Out - Celeb News Wire
Angelina Jolie Is NOT Pregnant - Celeb Warship
Is Jon Bon Jovi The Punchline Here? - Websters Is My Bitch
Jennifer Lopez Changes Clothes Twice In One Day - ICYDK
Holly Madison Shops At Target - Pacific Coast News
Paris Hilton For Guess..So Classy - The Superficial
Jennifer Hudson’s Baby Bump? - Hollywood Dame
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Movie A No-Go - Gabby Babble
What Simon Cowell Really Thinks Of Kara DioGuardi - DListed
Angelina Jolie To Play A Doctor - Anything Hollywood
Amanda Bynes Pumps Her Own Gas - News Toob
Susan Boyle Has An Amazing YouTube Record - Allie Is Wired
Dopey Celebrity Busts - City Rag
Fans Don’t Recognize Hugh Jackman Anymore - Socialite Life
Lindsay Lohan Is Back To Guys Again - Celebslam
Spencer Pratt Challenges Ashton Kutcher On Twitter - Anything Hollywood
Vanessa Minnillo Flirting With A New Guy? - Gabby Babble
Brooke Hogan’s Definitely The Top - DListed
9 1/2 Weeks Turns Into 23 Years - Popbytes
Bar Rafaeli Heats Up The Cover Of Marie Claire - F-Listed
Kristen Bell Not Impressed With Russell Brand - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Simpson’s Mom Says She’s Got Big Hooters - Celeb News Wire
Brooke Hogan Is Beached - Websters Is My Bitch
What Is Chloe Sevigny Wearing? - Celeb Warship
Lady Gaga Likes Her Some Butterflies - ICYDK
Matilda Ledger Gets A Shoulder Ride - Pacific Coast News
Guess Who Was At Coachella? - Holy Moly
People Still Stalk Britney Spears? - Fatback Media
Bai Ling Is Kooky - Derek Hail
Gemma Merna In Nuts Magazine - Yeeeah!
Kelly Rowland In A Bikini - The Superficial
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Sell Guess - News Toob
Crystal Harris Cheating On Hugh Hefner - The Dirty
Beyonce Announces Performance At ‘Piccadilly Circus’ - Allie Is Wired
Miss USA contestants will be wearing none other Jessica Simpson on Sunday night. The itty-bitty bikinis, that is - not the pop star.
The Jessica Simpson Collection snagged the coveted crown as the annual beauty pageant’s swimwear sponsor this year, usurping Syrup Swimwear which provided teensy suits for the past two years.
 Identical $104 white ‘n’ gold string bikinis were especially created for the contest, as well as the $88 bright green string bikinis modeled by the crown-chasers during a pre-pageant photo shoot in Las Vegas.
Simpson’s swimwear collection debuted less than two years ago, so … why did the Miss USA organization opt for these again?
“Why not?” says publicist Lark-Marie Anton. “They’re fabulous swimsuits.”
Wanna get your hands on one - or both? The suits will go up for sale at Jessica Simpson Collection after the show.
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Just like the title says, while out for dinner at Beso restaurant Jessica Simpson forgot to put some underwear on.
Which of course means the paparazzi got down on their hands and knees and went sraight up her dress to take these photographs.
Seriously how the hell did she not know someone was under her dress, or even yet why didn’t her boyfriend Tony Romo kick the living sh*t out of the paparazzi for taking pictures of Jessica Simpson’s naked ass?
NSFW photos are after the jump!
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Celebrity Gun Battle - City Rag
Dita Von Teese Vs. Sophia Bush Vs. Amy Smart - F-Listed
Enrique Iglesias Got A Nasty Gift From A Fan - Holy Moly
Gilles Marini Plays Soccer For Charity - Popbytes
Why Simon Cowell Is Always Angry - Celebrity Smack
Bruce Willis Looks Beat Up - Pacific Coast News
Gwyneth Paltrow’s House Is Contaminated - Websters Is My Bitch
Sharon Stone Should Be Embarrassed - ICYDK
Blake Incarcerated Knocked Up Some Lady - Celeb Warship
The Old Lindsay Lohan Is Back! - Fatback Media
Jessica Simpson Goes Mrs. Roper - Celeb News Wire
Drew Barrymore Normally Isn’t This Attractive - The Superficial
Shanna Moakler Mocks Lindsay Lohan’s Problems - Celebitchy
Madonna Whines To Malawi Newspaper - Allie Is Wired
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