Madonna is once again a single woman because according to new reports she has just been dumped by her boytoy boyfriend Jesus Luz.
Apparently the 23-year-old Brazilian ended the relationship because of their age difference, what I’m sure it really was is that he got sick of her control issues.
A source told the Chicago Sun-Times, “It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she’s 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.”
How is Madonna going to top dating a baby boy called Jesus? I don’t even know why I’m asking this question, she always finds a way to piss of the Catholic church doesn’t she?
Holy crap is today a plethora of naked goodness or what? Remember when Madonna did that risque photo shoot for “W” magazine, featuring her latest boytoy Jesus Luz?
Back in February 2009, Madge showed us PG-13 version of the new toy she’s been playing with. We called BS on the photo due to all of the Photoshopping involved, but you can’t deny his hotness.
Madonna looks pretty grumpy all of the time, but you can see why that is, after the jump!
Maybe the third time’s a charm for Madonna? Rumor has it that she wants to walk down the aisle a third time with her boy toy Jesus Luz.
She has laid some hints down that she wants to make it official with Jesus, who is 29 years younger than her. The couple have only been dating for less than a year, but she was quoted saying, “It can go either way. But why not? I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it’s definitely on the table.”
To make it even more cutesy, she added, “He’s so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I’m a little, shall we say, self-involved.”
If she does make the leap, she wants it to be a huge affair. A relative said, “She knows that’s what Jesus wants. She has a lot of wonderful memories of both her weddings. She doesn’t want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair.”
She wants the world to know that she’s not having some mid-life crisis, as well. She said that Michael Jackson’s death made her want to live life to it’s extent.
A pal of Madge’s said, “When Madonna and Jesus were just dating – back when she thought it was just a fling, she was okay with it. But when she realized she was starting to have feelings for him, she started to become self-conscious about the relationship. She said, ‘I don’t want my family to think I’m having a mid-life crisis. And my friends, too. I don’t want people to think I have lost my mind.’”
Don’t worry Madge, we’re all too clouded with jealousy to think about any mid-life crisis that you might be having.
