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The 10 Funniest Women Of All Time

When most people think of comedians they usually just think of the men and most movies or comedy tours are full of male comedians, to celebrate some of the female comedians Yahoo have come up with a list of the top female comedians. Take a look at the top 10:

10. Lucille Ball
“How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.”

Probably the single most influential woman figure in comedy, Ball’s long-running sitcom I Love Lucy not only forged the path for women on TV, but continues to run in syndication, holding its own against contempory television comedies that she and it undoubtedly influenced.

09. Jenny McCarthy
“My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.”

The original naughty hottie, McCarthy started on the MTV dating show, Singled Out. Her crassness, crudeness, and tomboyish tongue often stole the spotlight and not only opened doors for her career, but also for foul-mouthed female followers like Chelsea Handler.

08. Tracey Ullman
“If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn’t have created large woolen pullovers.”

Regarded as the queen of sketch comedy, Ullman’s side-splitting sendups of famous men and women alike made The Tracey Ullman Show a hit in the 90′s and beyond. It also introduced the world to an animated family of five named The Simpsons.

07. Joan Rivers
“I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”

The queen of the red carpet and savage wit. If women in comedy was a political office, Rivers would be the two-term president who won by a landslide. Respected by peers and audiences alike, Rivers’ witty tongue-lashings take aim at everything and everyone, including herself.

06. Roseanne Barr
“Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we’ll take up, and the more we’ll have to be reckoned with.”

Barr’s success came at a time when audiences wanted it: an overweight, homely, mom-type who hid a hilarious sense of humor under her juice-stained sweats. Barr was lauded and loved for her true-to-life portrayal of supermoms everywhere, but also castigated for setting Tom Arnold loose on the world.

05. Ellen Degeneres
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”

Years ago, Degeneres turned her sitcom Ellen’s demise and media-fed questions about her sexuality into her current success as TV’s first openly-gay comedy/variety talk-show host. Her throne atop daytime television remains unchallenged, and her Queen of Nice title does nothing to tarnish her hilarity.

04. Carol Burnett
“We didn’t exactly starve, but we were pretty poor when I was growing up. I remember thinking, Oh gosh, if I could just make thirty dollars a month to help with the rent, that would be fabulous. So perhaps I envied performers when I heard that Bing Crosby made twenty dollars a minute.”

Along with Lucille Ball, Phyllis Diller, and Lily Tomlin, Carol Burnett is widely considered one of the fore-mothers of female comedy. The Carol Burnett Show, a long-running sketch comedy hour, sealed her fate as an American icon for women in comedy.

03. Amy Poehler
“I’ve said this before, that, when you’re in school and you’re the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves.”

Any fan of Late Night with Conan O’Brien will tell you some of the funniest moments on the show were when sidekick Andy Richter’s angry, hyperactive “kid sister” interrupted the show with her emotional outbursts. Poehler later went on to steal scenes on Saturday Night Live, host Weekend Update, and star in her own sitcom, NBC’s Parks and Rec.

02. Phyllis Diller
“You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.”

To say that Phyllis Diller paved the way for zany, female comics would be like saying Michael Jordan was a pretty good basketball player. Diller’s original zaniness, wit, and personality were unlike any seen before, and her scratchy-voiced delivery of some of the most deadpan statements places her among the top originals of funny women.

01. Amy Sedaris
“I always got along with all types of people – popular people as well as drug addicts.”

“Weird,” “strange,” and “offbeat” are words used to describe Sedaris and her sense of humor, but only in conjuction with “funny.” Sedaris’ books, stints on TV, and talk show appearances have only confirmed these descriptions, but it is this uniqueness along with her sense of humor that makes her so original and funny.

I would not put Jenny McCarthy on this list instead I would add Kathy Griffin and Lisa Kudrow to the list, who is your top female comedians at the moment?

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Joan Rivers: FOX Can ‘Go F**k Themselves

Joan Rivers says FOX News can “go f**k themselves” after canceling her Thursday appearance on the network’s morning show for what she claims is retaliation for some biting comments she made about FOX contributor Sarah Palin.

Why so riled up, Joan?

It all started when the loud-mouthed legend told TMZ over the weekend that critics were “right” to blame Sarah Palin for the tragedy in Tucson, Ariz. Reports surfaced on Wednesday that FOX heard the diss and nixed Joan and daughter Melissa’s visit on ‘FOX & Friends.’

“We get a call this morning,” Melissa told me on the set of my HDNet show. “You’re canceled on FOX because of what you said about Sarah Palin.”

The top-rated news network denies that Joan’s comments had anything to do with the cancellation, rather, the morning was simply overbooked.

Joan says that she’s willing to take a lie detector test to prove FOX canned her over her Palin comments, which also included calling the ex-governor “stupid and a threat” and blasting her use of the term “blood libel” in a video statement on Jan. 12.

Asked whether she’ll accept an invitation to come back to ‘FOX & Friends,’ Joan went hardcore, saying they can “go f**k themselves.”

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Disappearing Ink & Links To Hollywood


Disappearing InkCity Rag

Dr. Conrad Murray’s Medical License Suspended – Pop Eater

Taylor Swift Will Die Alone – IDLYITW

Kendall Jenner Scores Another Modeling Gig – Daily Fill

Rachel Zoe Seven Months Pregnant With A Boy – Amy Grindhouse

Lea Michele Is Kind Of A C-Word – The Superficial

Joan Rivers Plastic Surgery At 77: Would You? – Celebrity Smack

Amy Winehouse’s Boobtastic Vacation – Celebs.com

Mark Wahlberg Puts The Bong Down – Wonderwall

Has Britney Spears’ Extensions Looked Worse Than This? – ICYDK

Cuban Valerie Cruz Engaged To An English Man – Why Fame

Is Blake Lively Hooking Up With Leonardo DiCaprio? – Anything Hollywood

Cameron Diaz Talks ‘Charlie’s Angels 3′ – Hollywood Life

Tia Mowry Is Pregnant – Holly Baby

Hugh Hefner Takes Over Playboy – Betty Confidential

Should MTV Be Doing More For Their Teen Moms? – College Candy

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: KortnieF-Listed

Kate Gosselin & Kids: Filming In New Zealand – Celebrity Baby Scoop

OMG, He’s Naked: Model Luke WorrallOMG Blog

Nuthin’ But A ‘Glee’ Thang – Popbytes

The Many Faces Of Cameron Diaz Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Katie Price & Alex Reid Split! – Hollywire

Simon Cowell Should Be Exterminated? – Holy Moly

Stephanie Seymour’s Son Responds To Racy Photos – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Contact High & Links To Hollywood


The High Five Cam Spreads Cheer & DiseaseCity Rag

Nicolas Cage Is Insane – IDLYITW

Taylor Momsen Turns Her Video Editors Into Pedophiles – Daily Fill

What’s Next For John Edwards? – Pop Eater

Jon Favreau Bails On ‘Iron Man 3′ – The Superficial

Christian Bale Sings The Powerpuff Girls Theme – Amy Grindhouse

Dylan Walsh Files For Divorce – ICYDK

Keith Urban Does A Junk Check – Holy Moly

What Would Joan Rivers Say About This? – Tabloid Prodigy

Oprah Must Be Stopped – Popbytes

OMG, How Unhelpful: Beyonce & KellyOMG Blog

Katy Perry Still Sucks – Drunken Stepfather

There’s Going To Be An Oprah Porn Parody – F-Listed

Hulk Hogan Married His Brookalike Girlfriend – Anything Hollywood

Cory Monteith & Selena Gomez Goof Off Together – Hollywood Life

Johnny Depp Wants More Kids? – Holly Baby

Happy 1st Birthday Mason Disick! – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Julian Assange Free On Bail In Two Days – Why Fame

Charlie Sheen Is Made Of Teflon – Wonderwall

The Situation Is That He’s A Butterface – Celebrity Smack

Thora Burch’s Creepy Dad Got Her Fired – Celeb News Wire

Crystal Bowersox Gets Personal! – Betty Confidential

Research Says, Money Does Buy Happiness – College Candy

Carnie Wilson Is Okay With Being Fat – Zelda Lily

What Happened To Katie Holmes??? – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Angelina Jolie’s Hobbit Feet & Links To Hollywood


Angelina Jolie’s Hobbit FeetCity Rag

Dan Aykroyrd Only Wants To Work With Superstars – Pop Eater

Miley Cyrus Was Probably Smoking Weed – The Superficial

Elizabeth Hurley Is Cheating, Topless – IDLYITW

Leighton Meester Predicts The End Of ‘Gossip Girl’ – Daily Fill

Mena Suvari Shuns The Sun – Celebrity Smack

Mariah Carey’s Red Maternity Look – Holly Baby

Tom Cruise Is Lookin’ Buff! – Hollywood Life

Guess Who Was Caught Wearing Mom Jeans? – Popbytes

Katy Perry Dresses Up Like A Toy Soldier – Holy Moly

Taylor Swift Can Officially Drink! – Anything Hollywood

Joaquin Phoenix & Jennifer Aniston Dating? – Why Fame

Cher & Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy – Drunken Stepfather

OMG, Q&A: Liz PhairOMG Blog

Angelina Jolie Can’t Fake An Accent? – Wonderwall

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Amanda MertzF-Listed

Your Favorite Christmas Movies – College Candy

Have You Googled Yourself? – Zelda Lily

Nicolas Cage Needs A Time Out – Celeb News Wire

10 Hottest Vampires Of 2010 – Betty Confidential

Kim Kardashian Addresses Pregnancy Rumors – Amy Grindhouse

Jessica Alba Cuts Her Hair – ICYDK

What Will Joan Rivers Say About This? – Tabloid Prodigy

Emily Blunt Isn’t Ready For Babies – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Kate Gosselin Has Political Ambitions? – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got loads of goodies in our top ten celebrity quotes. Joan Rivers says she’s waiting until Lindsay Lohan does something crazy to bash her, Paul Rudd joking about judging “American Idol” and Elizabeth Hurley talking about her boobs. Enjoy!



“[I'm doing] 100 push ups every day. Then I meet up with The Situation. We have a crunch off.”

Jimmy Fallon, on his hardcore preparation for hosting the Emmys, to People

“I feel like we paved the way for the destruction of morality on the tube.”

– Mom-to-be Christina Applegate, on her raunchy ’90s sitcom Married with Children, to Parade

“I’ll be nice – until she does the first insane thing, which will probably be 20 minutes after she’s out.”

Joan Rivers, vowing not to pick on Lindsay Lohan, to People

“I was in a store in Las Vegas and they give celeb discounts. I gave my credit card and the clerk was like, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I thought you were Jason Bateman.’ “

Jerry O’Connell, on his mistaken identity dis and dismiss, to People

“OMG!! I’m on set @30 Rock next to Tina Fey & MATT DAMON is sitting behind me! I went over & said hi – think I just got pregnant!”

Tracy Morgan’s onscreen wife Sherri Shepherd, Tweeting her excitement for the former Sexiest Man Alive and fellow guest star on the comedy series

“I’ll be a nice judge, but if I don’t like what they do I will tell them to give up on their dreams.”

Paul Rudd, joking about filling Simon Cowell’s judge’s seat on American Idol, to MTV News

“I read that I’ve just had breast implants – happy to report still au naturel but I do wear exceptionally well cut bikinis…”

Elizabeth Hurley, crediting her 40 and fab body to good genes and even better swimsuits, on Twitter

“When I get injured it’s devastating because I know I won’t be able to wear heels. I’m practically in tears.”

– Fashionista Serena Williams, who’s also has to forgo the U.S. Open due to her foot injury, to SOBeFiT magazine

“Omg, I was thinking the same thing, sweetie! That is awesome! I love you.”

Blake Shelton, sharing his patented response to fiancée Miranda Lambert on their wedding planning, to People

“If he was of legal age…Justin Beiber has this swag to him.”

Kim Kardashian, toying with the possibility of dating the 16-year-old pop star, on Lopez Tonight

What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was the one from Joan Rivers, who is obviously ready to pounce on Lindsay as soon as she goofs. It’s really only a matter of time, isn’t it?

And Kim Kardashian is gross. Ugh.

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got some pretty funny quotes for you from celebrities. We’ve got Tori Spelling’s son comparing her to Lady Gaga, Courtney Cox-Arquette lusting over Robert Pattinson and Tracy Morgan making light of the whole Mel Gibson controversy. Enjoy!

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week


“Mama, you’re Lady Gaga cause you have yellow hair and you are fancy!”

– Three-year-old Liam McDermott, whose mom Tori Spelling is sharing his funny quotes on the toddler’s own Twitter account

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“We’re like bartenders. We’re like waiters.”

Angelina Jolie, on her tag-team effort with Brad Pitt to feed their six children breakfast in the mornings, to Nightline

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“How old is he? I saw one picture of him and he looked dangerous; I like it…That’s a really pretty face. I might feel insecure around him.”

Courteney Cox Arquette, getting hot and bothered about Robert Pattinson, to InStyle

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Hey Joan Rivers, you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear.”

Samantha Ronson, defending her ex Lindsay Lohan in the Twitter feud between the comedian and the troubled star

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Nothing’s worse than crying under comically large 3D glasses.”

Seth Meyers, admitting to shedding a few tears while watching Toy Story 3, to People

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Mike was like, ‘He’s in pink! What are you doing?’ But he looked so handsome.”

Carrie Underwood, on dressing up her pooch Ace in a Swarovski crystal-encrusted pink tuxedo for her all-pink wedding to hockey star Mike Fisher, to People

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“They win matches.”

Venus Williams, on her provocative tennis court attire, to The Early Show

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“[When] other actresses who aren’t thought of, maybe, as being quite as attractive do full-frontal, they’re called brave…Just because I’m attractive doesn’t mean it’s not still scary.”

Eva Mendes, to Allure

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I really like to lie down and be rubbed.”

Leighton Meester, on needing a spa treatment, to People

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“The Mel Gibson tapes…calling women bitches and using the N- word, they ain’t nothing but hiphop. He stole that concept from Lil Wayne.”

Tracy Morgan, weighing in on the actor’s recorded rants, on The Tonight Show

What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was Tori Spelling’s son tweeting that she looks like Gaga. Ummm, NO, she doesn’t. She may be anorexic looking and blond, but that’s where the similarities stop. I just hate it when parents think their kids are so funny that they have to share every detail with the world.

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

What The Pup & Links To Hollywood

What The Pup & Links To Hollywood

What The Pup?City Rag

Lindsay Lohan Ordered To Talk About Coke Use – Pop Eater

Joan Rivers Dishes The Dirt – Betty Confidential

Courtney Love Punctured Kurt’s Testicles – Holy Moly

Oh Shut The Eff Up, Tori SpellingPopbytes

American Apparel Is Going Down – College Candy

Kasey Kahl Loves His Bachelorette Tattoo – Celebrity Smack

Al Gore Is A Crazy Sex Poodle – Celeb News Wire

New Conan Is Jason MomoaTabloid Prodigy

And Now Salma Hayek’s Breasts – The Superficial

Janice Dickinson Doesn’t Have An Off Switch – Amy Grindhouse

OMG, Butt Magazine Beach Towels – OMG Blog

Debbie Gibson & Tiffany Unite – ICYDK

Rebecca Gayheart Karma Watch Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

French Women Keep Smoking To Stay Thin – Zelda Lily

Piers Morgan Gets Married! – Wonderwall

Transformers 3 Set Photos – Hollywood Dame

Miley Cyrus Disses Vampires Again – Hollywood Life

The Situation Is Launching His Own Clothing Line – Anything Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan Set Up For Double Exposure Tardiness – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Larry King’s Stank Face & Links To Hollywood

Larry King's Stank Face & Links To Hollywood

Larry King’s Stank Face DefenseCity Rag

Shawn Johnson’s Stalker Is Guilty & Insane – Pop Eater

Pauly Shore To Be A Dad? – Betty Confidential

Kim Kardashian In A Bikini – The Superficial

Megan Fox Is A Liar – Amy Grindhouse

Angelina Jolie Will Be Playing Cleopatra – ICYDK

Joan Rivers Is A Piece Of Work – OMG Blog

Alessandra Ambrosio Slutting Out In Public Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston Has A Crush On Jason Sudeikis? – Why Fame

Rod Stewart Has A Twin? – Wonderwall

Cher’s Plastic Surgery Has Taken Its Toll – Celebrity Smack

Heidi Klum Nude In GQ Germany – Celeb News Wire

Fergie Gets Sexy For New Ad Campaign – F-Listed

Did Sarah Palin Get A Boob Job? – Zelda Lily

Who’s Surprised Lindsay Lohan Is Still Drinking? – College Candy

Kate Moss & Jamie Hince Hit The Bar – Holy Moly

Simon Baker Is Looking Good! – Popbytes

Is Andy Samberg Giving The Spankings? – Tabloid Prodigy

Michelle Obama Is Not Pregnant – Hollywood Life

Does Jennifer Aniston Have Too Much Testosterone? – Anything Hollywood

John Goodman Weight Loss Photos – Hollywood Dame

Madonna Dumps Jesus For Maksim ChmerkovskiyAllie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

Happy Friday! For today’s top ten celeb quotes of the week, we’ve got Paula Deen fondling abtastic hottie, The Situation, John McCain’s sympathy for Snooki and “True Blood” newbie Joe Manganiello talking about a sock to cover his junk. Enjoy!

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Weeek


“Who did your hair, Crisco?”

Paula Deen, during her backstage brush with Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his abs!, at the CMT Awards

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“How about Diddy dog food: Make your dog yap to a rap.”

Diddy, joking about his next possible business venture, on Nightline

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I had to represent ‘California Gurls’ by wearing Daisy Dukes and a bikini on top – California girls aren’t just all naked!”

Katy Perry, on the sparkling ensemble she wore for her MTV Movie Awards performance, to People

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Will you just have my baby, and let’s just get it over?”

- Kid Rock, to Sheryl Crow while hosting the CMT Awards

“If it’s a girl, maybe.”

– Crow, who just adopted a second son

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!”

– Senator John McCain, Tweeting to Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, after the reality star complained about the President’s 10% tanning tax

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I was welcomed into the brotherhood of the sock. When you’re naked on the show, you have to wear a sock, and it’s not on your foot.”

True Blood newcomer Joe Manganiello, on his nude initiation into the vampire drama, to EW

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I have a major crush on President Obama … I think he is so fine.”

Glee’s Amber Riley, who met the Commander in Chief during the cast’s trip to the White House, on Lopez Tonight

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Very Sonny and Cher, but Clay and Ruben.”

Clay Aiken, on his upcoming concert tour with former American Idol castmate Ruben Studdard, on Chelsea Lately

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I will keep doing it until I go to the bathroom and wipe my ears.”

Joan Rivers, sharing her plan for future plastic surgeries, on The View

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.”

Sandra Bullock, showing off her humor in her first televised appearance since her marriage scandal, at the MTV Movie Awards

What was your favorite quote of the week?

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Joan Rivers Says Mel Gibson Should Die

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That weird plastic thing that talks and looks like it used to be a human named Joan Rivers has put a foot in it’s mouth again, this time saying that Mel Gibson is an anti-Semitic racist, and that he should just “f**king die”. Joan then joked that Mel Gibson broke up with his latest girlfriend (and mother of his child) because he discovered Eva Braun had a daughter.

Check out the video here.

Stay classy, Joan.

Source: Joan Rivers: Mel Gibson Should Die [TMZ]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Joan Rivers Hates Victoria Beckham

Joan Rivers does not like Victoria Beckham at all and claims she is not the only person in Los Angeles that would like to see the back of Posh Spice and her family.

Joan Rivers Hates Victoria Beckham

Closer Magazine asked Rivers what her thoughts on the former Spice Girl were and she let a whole lot of venom seep through her botox-filled face.

“Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn’t she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don’t care what she does. She’s mean to all the people around her. She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day . . .

Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.”

Joan Rivers Flips Off Posh

Charming, I’m all for feuds and I’m not the biggest Victoria Beckham fan but I would like to know who is telling Joan Rivers all of this because anytime I hear of people who meet Posh Spice they say they expected her to be a complete and utter bitch but that she is really nice and sweet.

source: Quick Quotes: Joan Rivers On Victoria Beckham [Crunk Tastical]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

This week, we had some really good and downright funny quotes from celebrities. We’ve got Adam Sandler talking to Conan O’Brien this week, along with John Mayer’s sex talk and who could forget Shania Twain’s “American Idol” compliment?

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week


“I have some presence of psychological damage from the past 36 months. I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too.”

– John Mayer, on the negative effects fame has had on his romantic life, to “Rolling Stone”

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Any man I find, they’re going to be darn lucky!”

– Jessica Simpson, tooting her own horn at the Television Critics Association press tour

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I was very surprised and, yes, you have a beautiful bottom end.”

– “American Idol” guest judge Shania Twain, awkwardly praising Idol hopeful John Park

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I was shocked and appalled – because she only paid $30,000.”

– Fellow plastic surgery buff Joan Rivers, pointing out the real crime in Heidi Montag’s multiple surgical procedures, on “The Wendy Williams Show”

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“If it gets people in the seats, yes, Zac Efron and the Twilight guy. All the Twilight guys – every one of them with their shirts off, and Will Smith.”

– Justin Bartha, joking about the rumored cast of the sequel to “Hangover”, to “Access Hollywood”

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I love people too much to cook for them!”

– Drew Barrymore, to “People”

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“God bless her that she likes older guys. And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years – Viagra, Cialis – that can make us all feel younger.”

– Michael Douglas, 65, on bridging the 25-year age gap between him and wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, to “AARP” magazine

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Go through my high school yearbooks – I always looked like a f– weirdo.”

– Pop upstart Ke$ha, on how her rebellious image isn’t just an act, to “EW”

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I don’t know what to say, but Meryl’s a good kisser.”

– Sandra Bullock, after lip-locking with Streep, with whom she shared best actress honors at the Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Somethin’ that’s been bother me, and I think botherin’ all of America is we haven’t seen you cry yet. I’m nervous about the shooting rampage if you don’t.”

-Adam Sandler to Conan O’Brien on “The Tonight Show”

What was your favorite quote?

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Don’t Drive On Coke & Links To Hollywood

Don't Drive On Coke & Links To Hollywood

Don’t Drive On Coke!City Rag

Shamwow Vince Still Pulls Tail – The Dirty

Redmond O’Neal Arrested Again – Pop Eater

Warren Beatty Is A Pimp! – F-Listed

Gerard Butler Eats For 300 – Holy Moly

Evan Rachel Wood’s Deal With The Devil – Anything Hollywood

Gwen Stefani Hits The Beach! – Popbytes

Joan Rivers Furious Over Airport Kerfuffle – Tabloid Prodigy

Brooke Mueller Is Such A Great Mom – Celebslam

Vince Vaughn Really Wants Kids – Ninja Dude

Sienna Miller Rides Her Banana Boat – Drunken Stepfather

Did Megan Fox Get A Lip Transformer? – Wonderwall

Brittany Murphy’s Words Get Twisted – Hollywood On Crack

Tiger Woods Sex Tape!?!? – Hollywire

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Dead Sexy – Celebrity Smack

Kathy Griffin Is Banned! – Fatback Media

Jersey Shore Is Getting A Porn Spoof – Litely Salted

Charlie Sheen Is Hilarious, Let’s Forgive Him! – The Superficial

Chuck Bass In 3D? – College Candy

Ashley Greene Had A Happy New Year – Yeeeah!

Christina Aguilera Without The Tranny Makeup – ICYDK

Lindsay & Ali Lohan Crying In St. Barths – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 
 


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