I was looking around for interesting images the other day, and happened upon one of my favorite pictures of Anne Hathaway (which is on this list). The most noticeable feature of the picture is the incredible side boobage that seems to leap from the image and scream “gaze upon me in all of my glory, for I am side boob.”
What is it about the side boob that is so appealing? Is it the hint of what lies just out of reach? I tend to appreciate a good side boob more than a great under boob image, although some men (and women) may disagree.
Even Peter Griffin of Family Guy appreciates a flash of side boob:
Regardless of your boob preferences, most mammary aficionados like myself will have to agree that boobs are mounds of beautiful goodness no matter what side or angle they are viewed from!
So without further ado, I present to you my choices for the top ten celebrity side boob images of all time.
#10 Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Cuthbert played the hot porn star with a heart of gold in The Girl Next Door and also played as Jack Bauer’s daughter Kim in the awesome series 24.
#9 Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Connelly starred opposite Leonardo DiCaprio in Blood Diamond and Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind. She is without a doubt one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Well, I don’t doubt it, at least.
#8 Emma Watson
Emma Watson is best known for playing Hermoine in the Harry Potter series. Who would have thought she’d grow up to be so gorgeous?
#7 Brooke Burke
Brooke Burke was the host of Wild On! and Rock Star, and won season 7 of Dancing with the Stars. She’s also ridiculously hot.
#6 Joanna Krupa
Joanna Krupa is a model who also loves animals and blah blah blah, PETA ads, look, boobies!
#5 Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway began her career in the 1999 TV show Get Smart before appearing in the Disney films The Princess Diaries (1 and 2) and Ella Enchanted. She then decided to let it all hang out in Havoc before starring in The Devil Wears Prada opposite Meryl Streep (who will not be appearing on this list).
#4 Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes first hit my radar when she starred in Training Day with Denzel Washington, and since then I will pretty much watch any piece of crap (ahem… Ghost Rider) that has her in the credits.
#3 Christina Aguilera
Beautiful songstress Christina Aguilera has gone through a dozen different looks, from pinup model to sexy bad girl to transvestite, but the picture above is the look I like best on her. By that I mean naked.
#2 Angelina Jolie
I struggled long and hard (heh) before deciding to make this picture of Angelina Jolie number two. I like her so much more as a person than I do the person I picked for the first place spot, but this isn’t my “top ten nice celebrities that do cool shit for poor people and adopt enough children to start their own country”. It’s all about the side boob.
#1 Katherine Heigl
My number one choice for this post is this picture of Katherine Heigl. I think the only thing I’ve ever seen her in was Knocked Up, where I thought she must be the sweetest woman ever. Judging by reports from costars and anyone else that has had the misfortune to spend more than five minutes working on a film or Grey’s Anatomy with her, however, she can be a complete bitch.
Oh well, that is one fantastic side boob.
So there you have it, folks. My top ten greatest celebrity side boobs ever. Or as Kanye West would say “OF ALL TIME!”
Think you know of any that should have been included here? Let me know in the comments below!
Joanna Krupa is ridiculously hot in her new ad for PETA, but apparently Catholics hate puppies.
The Catholic League has condemned the “Be an Angel for Animals” campaign, calling PETA animal killers and accusing them of exploiting Christian symbols. Personally I think that if angels looked like that, there would be more Christians.
Quit being douchebags, Catholic League people.
Krupa responded to the zealots with a zinger, saying:
“As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads, which I am very proud of. I’m doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of god’s creation. It’s understandable that the Catholic League is wary of another sex scandal, but the sex we’re talking about pertains to dogs and cats.”
Warsaw, Poland born Joanna Krupa will be featured in the December 2009 issue of Playboy.
Krupa was once named the “Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World” by Maxim, and was also #61 in Maxim‘s 2006 Hot 100 List. She and Terrell Owns partnered up on the TV show Superstars in June, and has most recently been seen on Season 9 of Dancing with the Stars, but since I don’t watch any of that crap, I have no clue if she’s still on it, or has been kicked to the curb.
So there’s some background on this chick. Honestly, I have no clue who she is, I’ve seen her name and picture before and said “Oh, she’s effin’ hot” and moved on, but that’s about it. After seeing these pictures, let me just say that Joana Krupa possesses one mighty fine ass.
That is all.
Here’s some naked pictures of her after the jump. (NSFW. But boobalicious.)
Dominique Swain, a PETA spokeswoman who once did a nude ad condemning the wearing of fur, was caught dropping eight unvaccinated puppies off at an animal shelter.
The 29 year old actress showed up at a Malibu shelter this weekend, bearing a box filled with eight-week-old cuteness. According to a witness, she said that she could not afford the vaccinations as she unloaded the helpless puppies from her BMW.
According to a witness via Fox News,
“She was really rude. Eventually she said she would make a small donation, but just left the pups there and drove off.”
Dominique Swain posed at 21 for a racy PETA ad (which I have kindly supplied below), and stated,
“If all I have to do is stand in front of a blackboard naked to make people think about the cruelty that animals go through to make a fur coat, I’m perfectly willing.”
I guess the douchebag doesn’t consider the fact that the shelter will most likely euthanize those eight babies cruel?
Oh well, below the fold is Dominique Swain’s PETA ad (the only thing I’ve ever seen her do that was useful), and several other PETA ads I dug up just because I love you guys.
Joanna Krupa has appeared in Playboy twice so far, one centerfold back in 2005 and another centerfold in the upcoming December issue.
Fox News asked her what her thoughts on posing naked are and she said she believes it represents women in a positive light, not a bad light like most people think.
She says… “There are several great reasons why female celebs line up to shoot Playboy: finally a woman gets paid more than a man for comparable work, she gets to set the rules, gets to be in a real team work with other women, as many key positions at Playboy are in fact held by women! She brings in her creative ideas, gets involved in the photo selection and ends up with something she co-created through and through, the word ‘Playboy’ alone doesn’t exactly give most women a warm, fuzzy feeling, yet many of the Playboy photos end up in the most praised photo and art magazines and in critically acclaimed photo exhibitions….â€
I couldn’t agree with Joanna Krupa anymore, but she now has given me a false image of a bunch of hot women sitting around the table discussing the photoshoots.
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source: Joanna Krupa: “Posing For Playboy Empowers Women” [Website]
The new cast for Dancing With The Stars Season 9 was announced on Good Morning America today, the cast will feature 16 celebrities including Donny Osmond, Melissa Joan Hart ,Aaron Carter and non other than Joanna Krupa.
Conrad Green, executive producer of the show, said “when we increase the cast we find it makes the competition more interesting, it was about trying to make it as big as possible and try to get that sense of fun and excitement and real character come through on the show.â€
The dancing partners haven’t been announced yet, that will happen on August 24, before the show premieres on September 21. They are really milking it aren’t they?
I don’t know half of the hasbeens, but here is the full line up:
Mya, singer Melissa Joan Hart, actress Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboy Ashley Hamilton, actor, comedian, singer-songwriter Aaron Carter, singer Kathy Ireland, former supermodel-turned-businesswoman Debi Mazar, actress Natalie Coughlin, U.S. Olympic swimmer Louie Vito, snowboarder Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champ Donny Osmond, singer Tom DeLay, former Republican congressman Macy Gray, singer Joanna Krupa, model and actress Mark Dacascos, Iron Chef personality Kelly Osbourne, reality star
Ever since my last post that featured Joanna Krupa and her sister Marta Krupa doing a sexy photoshoot together for FHM, I have been infatuated with them.
Now flying solo without her sister, Joana is doing a very sexy photoshoot for Maxim Magazine.
On which part of her body she is most proud of: “I like my butt. It’s perfectly proportional, it’s cute and it’s still where it belongs. It’s been behaving so far, and if it doesn’t, I can spank it a little bit and put it back in place- just like I do with my men.”
Advice for hitting men on women: “Pay attention to who you’re hitting on. My sister Marta -who’s a brunette- and I went out recently and this guy came up and dropped some dumb line o me. I told him I wasn’t interested, and a minute later the guy hit on my sister – with the exact same line!”
On being raised in a Catholic family and if she feels guilty over being hot: “God created the body, and there’s nothing wrong with showing t naked. Look at the Vatican. It’s filled with nude paintings by Michelangelo, so why should I feel bad about what I do?”
I have absolutely no idea who Joanna Krupa and her sister Marta Krupa are, obviously they are two sisters who are hot and not shy to pose together.
So since I don’t know who they are I have nothing to say about them or news to post about them, so my question is do I bother talking bullshit or just let you get right to the pictures?
I’m going to to opt for letting you just get to the pictures so enjoy these very sexy images of Joana Krupa and Marta Krupa posing together for FHM Magazine.
