Girls Gone Wild founder and general sleazebag Joe Francis has been left by his wife of less than two months. I know! I didn’t see it coming either.
The source says that they’re not sure if Christina McLarty‘s going to move back in with Joe, but the way things look right now their marriage is headed straight for divorce. Joe was apparently talking about the split at the Kardashian family Christmas party, “He was talking about the details of the separation openly while at the Kardashian holiday party. Christina moved out a bit after Thanksgiving.”
It was thought to be impossible but it’s true–’Girls Gone Wild‘ creator Joe Francis is no longer a single man. The founder of the controversial video empire traded vows this past weekend with his longtime girlfriend Christina McLarty, E!Online.com reports.
Francis and McLarty didn’t participate in a traditional wedding; instead they choose to have a civil union.
“We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States,” he told Page Six soon after getting engaged.
The couple’s ceremony took place at Francis’ beachfront mansion in Punta Mita, Mexico in front of 200 guests. Kevin Huvane, cochair of Hollywood talent agency CAA, officiated the union. The guest list included several Kardashian family members including Kris and Bruce Jenner and daughters Kylie and Kendall. Francis’ best man was reportedly Quincy Jones.
McLarty, an entertainment reporter, and Francis got engaged this past June while vacationing in St. Tropez.
Ryan Simkin, a former ‘Girls Gone Wild’ cameraman, wrote a tell-all book, and GGW founder Joe Francis has sued to stop its release.
In the court proceedings, an interesting passage from the book surfaced alleging that Paris Hilton smuggled drugs in a Camel cigarette box hidden in a private place, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Simkin writes that Francis once ordered him to deliver a box of cocaine and ecstasy to Hilton before a trip to Europe:
“I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.”
Gawker has an extended excerpt. (The upshot: “I spoke to Joe a couple weeks later. He thanked me again for the favor and said it all arrived safe.”)
Hilton is scheduled for arraignment on October 27 on a felony cocaine possession charge. She was arrested late last month when cocaine fell out of her purse on the Vegas strip; she claimed it was not hers.
On Tuesday night she tweeted a photo of herself braless at a horse ranch.
When you think of celebrities you probably think of them like they have the most amazing bodies and are generally all around perfect human beings, which would include being great in the sack. Well not all of them are good in bed, here is some celebrities who have had a kiss and tell done on them. Some of them are good but some of them are bad:
Kim Mathers on Eminem:
“He’s not very well endowed…. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
A “Pal” on John Mayer:
“John is good in bed. Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
Adam Levine denies saying about Maria Sharapova:
“I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.”
Candice Houlihan on Alex Rodriguez:
“If it’s true Madonna has sampled Alex’s charms, then she’ll know what I mean when I say she’s a lucky lady. And if not then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she’ll ever have and she should give it a whirl. I know she’s very sexually experienced but I bet even she hasn’t experienced anything like Alex before. What he can do to satisfy a woman is amazing—he’s very gifted in that department. The two nights I shared with him were magical and given half the chance I would do it again in a heartbeat—even though I felt bad when I found out about his wife. In that way he’s just like any other guy.”
Angelique Jerome on Colin Farrell:
“He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he’s as wild as Mickey Mouse. Maybe he has lots of women because he’s not that good in bed. Maybe they don’t want to stay.”
Nick Carter on Paris Hilton:
“She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.”
Joe Francis on Paris Hilton:
“Paris is the best … Paris is amazing in bed … better than anyone.”
Krista Ayne on Jared Leto:
“Jared isn’t bad in bed. I’d give him a 7 on a scale from 1 to 10.”
Kristen Cavallari on Brody Jenner:
“It was very…vanilla.”
Sophie Monk on herself:
“I think I am a dud honestly.”
An exotic dancer on 50 Cent:
“50 is definitely not packing. He’s barely 6 inches … I was thinking, what does he expect to do with that little thing? We were supposed to [EXPLETIVE], but after I saw what he was working with, I just gave him some [EXPLETIVE] and called it a night. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give him a 3 … He probably deserves lower than that – but I gave him extra points because he was respectful.”
A former lover on Robert Pattinson:
“We just had this chemistry between us that made our kisses amazing. I felt electricity go between us! I’m really passionate, as is he. That’s why, no matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed! We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home. The tension was so strong, we couldn’t control ourselves. It was amazing!”
Sinitta on Simon Cowell:
“It’s true, he’s rich and good [in bed].”
Georgina Baillie on Russell Brand:
“A disappointment.”
Byron Raphael on Elvis:
“He didn’t know how to screw.”
source: Kiss and Tell: We Know Which Celebrities Suck In The Sack And Which Ones Don’t [The Frisky]
Piranha 3D director Alexandre Aja has told EW he is not worried about the possibility of legal action by Girls Gone Wild chief Joe Francis.
In the film, which was released on Friday, Jerry O’Connell plays a character named Derrick Jones who runs a Girls Gone Wild-type operation called Wild Wild Girls. Jones is shown snorting cocaine and encouraging two underage characters to drink liquor.
Last week, according to The Hollywood Reporter, a lawyer representing Francis sent a letter to Piranha 3D distributors The Weinstein Company cautioning “all those associated” with the film to refrain from maligning Francis. The letter stated that “any defamatory or disparaging statements; or depictions in the media or in the film itself, or other statements that portray Francis in a false light, will be met with swift litigation to recover substantial damages.”
“I believe Mr. O’Connell may lose more than his penis if he and the Weinstein Co. choose to release this film and continue to falsely associate me with its questionable content,” Francis told The Hollywood Reporter, referring to a sequence in the movie during which Derrick Jones’ penis is indeed bitten off by piranha.
But according to Aja, the character in the spring break-set movie was actually inspired by a number of different people. “When I was writing and developing that character, which was in the original script, I never thought about Joe Francis,” said the French director. “I am not [concerned]. There are so many person like that. Spring break is about thousands and thousands of kids getting drunk and partying. Around them you have very bizarre people. On the one hand, you have the very religious ultra-Christian people trying to convince them to read the bible and not show their boobs. And on the other hand, you have people from the adult industry coming to provoke and tease college kids and have them doing crazy stuff on camera. This character of Jerry O’Connell’s was, for me, a human piranha. But not based on anyone specifically. Writing that script and creating the Wild Wild Girls, you cannot help yourself but think about Girls Gone Wild and about Joe Francis. But it’s a very very, very, very, very, different character. People might recognize a little bit of him, but it’s based on so many other people.”
Not only is this funny because his name really isn’t all that good to begin with, but as the character in the movie (played by Jerry O’Connell, who deserves a comeback for sure) seems only to be doing pretty much exactly what Francis does in real life: party and get girls to take their tops off.
“Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis — who never met a teenage beauty he didn’t want to get naked — is getting hitched!
Francis, 37, proposed to Los Angeles’ CBS News Entertainment Reporter Christina McLarty — niece of Mack McLarty, former White House chief of staff to Bill Clinton — while vacationing in St. Tropez. But it won’t be a traditional wedding.
“We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States.”
The couple have been dating on and off for nearly four years, during which Francis — who spent 339 days in jail battling various charges in Florida and Nevada — also went to court against Steve Wynn over a $2 million gambling debt, and the IRS, which seized $100 million from his bank accounts.
The gorgeous McLarty, who started her TV career in Texas, raised eyebrows two years ago when she appeared onstage in Las Vegas in a skimpy showgirl costume for a segment on Sin City nightlife.
The proposal to McLarty was obviously made on impulse. Asked about the ring, Francis said, “We’re having one made.”
The happy lovebirds were giddily planning the ceremony with 200 guests for sometime in September at Casa Aramara, Francis’ lavish beachfront estate in Punta Mita, Mexico.
Francis revealed, “The weekend will be fun, luxurious and filled with lots of surprises.” Quincy Jones, his longtime neighbor in Bel Air, will serve as best man. “This will be a nontraditional celebration of love, family and friends,” Francis said.
I wonder what the bachelor party will be like?
source: ‘Wild’ Joe Francis getting married [ny post]
It’s no secret that Joe Francis and Brody Jenner are feuding. Joe reportedly beat up Brody’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole at Guys & Dolls last weekend.
When dishing his side of the story, Joe says that he was the victim of a crime, but he has bigger fish to fry. He said, “I’m dealing with some idiot, some club rat in Hollywood, and this is ridiculous because I’m a million times above this. All that I’m saying is that I’m 100 percent confident that I will come out completely clean on this, and we have been in contact with the police…and I’m fine. I’ve got scratches and bruises but there is no excuse for something like this. It was an unprovoked attack by two losers.”
That didn’t stop Joe from taking a cheap shot and attacking Brody’s manhood. He said, “Take a highlighter, put your fingers around that, and take half of it.” Ouch! That’s gotta hurt!
Joe did take the high road for a brief moment. He commented that he is too worried about the fires in L.A. to concern himself with Brody and Jayde. He added, “It’s just so stupid. L.A. is about to burn down and people give a crap about this? I’m concerned about people’s houses and these fires. If you watch these fires coming over the hills, that’s where my concern is. Not Brody on ‘The Hills,’ the kid is a loose cannon.”
Look at Joe trying to be clever. I’ve never known him to be such the environmentalist…But he’s still a douche, no matter how you look at it.
In case you missed it, Joe Francis really beat the crap out of Jayde Nicolelast Friday night. She threw her drink at him, glass and all, after his relentless attempt at picking up a friend of hers.
She claims he pulled her hair, punched her in the face, and threw her to the ground and kicked her in the stomach. He claims he only pulled her hair after she threw the drink at him, and nothing else.
We’ve learned that authorities are reviewing the footage from the security cameras at the club, to make a determination as to what really happened. Both sides are claiming that the footage backs their side of the story.
Stay tuned for the update.
I hope that she presses charges against that tool for what he did to her. Even though the police could say that she started the fight by throwing her drink at him. It is considered assault, even though what he did in response was just awful.
source: Cops Reviewing Tape of Francis/Nicole Fight – [tmz]
Joe Francis and Brody Jenner got into a fist fight last night, after partying it up at Guys And Dolls.
Brody was inside having a good time with girlfriend Jayde Nicole, when the two of them noticed Joe harassing a former girlfriend of his. Jayde then threw her drink on him and he responded with a punch to her face. After that, he grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the ground, kicking her in the stomach and chest.
The guys got kicked out of the club, where Brody punched Joe. That’s when security intervened and tased Brody. Jayde and Brody were outside of the club, talking to TMZ about the incident.
Jayde said, “He came up and grabbed her face and I bumped him. I turned around and he grabbed my hair and punched me in the face. He threw me to the ground and kicked me in my stomach, and in my chest.”
Brody added, “It really is for real. It’s a traumatic time. My girlfriend just got f**king beat up by Joe Francis. BEAT UP. BEAT UP. Dragged back by her f**king hair and socked in the face.”
He is so going to jail. What a douche.
source: Jenner/Francis in Knock Down Bar Fight, Tased – [TMZ]
“Girls Gone Wild†producer Joe Franciswent wild in a court deposition this year, and he’s being handed a hefty bill as a result.
Unimpressed with his antics, District Judge Michelle Leavitt ruled in favor of Wynn Las Vegas and ordered the soft-porn video mogul to pay the Strip casino a $2 million gambling debt, which, with interest and court costs, could soar to $3 million.
In court papers, the Wynn’s lawyers argued that Francis improperly asserted his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination in refusing to answer even the most innocuous questions during the nearly daylong deposition in February.
And several times during the deposition Francis openly passed gas, further disrespecting the legal proceeding, the Wynn lawyers charged. Said Wynn’s lawyer,
“As the court will see from reviewing the video clips of Francis’ deposition, his utter contempt for the judicial system is apparent, including his repeated attempts to disrupt the deposition with flatulence.â€
Francis, who is expected to appeal Leavitt’s decision, is still facing felony charges in Las Vegas stemming from his failure to pay back the Wynn, and he has a trial pending on the tax evasion charges in California.
source: ‘Girls Gone Wild’ producer ordered to pay Wynn millions [las vegas sun]
“Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis was arrested yesterday when he decided to show up for court five hours later than scheduled. He was hauled off to jail by U.S. marshals after the judge issued a warrant for his arrest earlier that day.
He was due in court over a request by his law firm to withdraw as legal counsel in his tax evasion case.
Francis cited the flu as the reason for his tardiness. He was immediately taken into custody. If you’re like me, then you’re thinking that’s what this d-bag gets for being late to court. Someone’s gotta show this idiot that they’re serious and he should respect the court enough to show up on time.
His defense attorney, Melissa Weinberger said that she would try to have him released after he was processed.
Francis is accused of failing to pay taxes on more than $20 million in business expenses. The tax trial is due to start in March. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.
