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Carrie Underwood Calls Jessica Simpson Fat

The catfight between Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson continues.

Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent interview, in which she gushes over current boyfriend (and Carrie’s ex) Tony Romo, saying, “I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ ”

In the interview Jessica also says she’s unconcerned by Carrie’s claims of getting calls from Tony, admitting that she checks his phone logs and knows exactly who he does and does not call.

While Tony, 28, may be pleased with Jessica and her declarations of love, his ex, Carrie, has quite a different point of view.

“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!. “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

Now the blondes will take their battle to the country charts, but Carrie is unconcerned. “Carrie doesn’t think fans will spend money to watch Jess warble through a few badly written songs,” says her friend.

source: Carrie Calls Jessica Fat! [ok magazine]

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John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston - Who Broke Up with Who?

John Mayer stood up for his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, as he spoke to a group of photographers after working out at Equinox Gym in New York’s SoHo neighborhood.

Here’s what the 30-year-old musician, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad, had to say:

On why he broke up with Jen: “People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right. It’s not about years, it’s about going out with somebody, being truthful on the way in, being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out.”

On his breakup being completely normal: “There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing. I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting. But it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”

On setting the record clear about Jen: “If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody. Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met.”

On why relationships generally end: “You’re either a cheater or you breakup. And I’m not the first. I’m the second one. And that’s it. There’s no lying, there’s no bulls—, I just don’t want to be followed around New York City like an animal.”

On singing the praises of Aniston: “She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life and I’m going through something that’s a very personal thing and you have to give that up. You have to give everything up because you can’t have it all and it sucks.”

source: John Mayer: “It’s Time That Somebody Stands up” for Jennifer Aniston [us weekly]

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Jennifer Aniston Dumped by John Mayer

Unlucky-in-love Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by her latest boyfriend, rock singer John Mayer.

It is yet more heartache for the gorgeous Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago.

News of her splitting up with Gravity singer John comes just weeks after the couple were rumored to be considering marriage.

“There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to 30-year-old John. “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.

“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

“Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.

“She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.

“Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.

I guess the Angelina Jolie lips didn’t save the relationship.

What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “Oh well, it’s back to the old maid drawing board for Jenny!”
  • Celebitchy says, “Mayer had to use some special eye cream to reduce puffiness before a performance, perhaps because he was crying. My eyes get puffed up when I’m hung over, so maybe that was his problem.”
  • What Would Tyler Durden Do? says, “Hahahaha, you suck Jennifer Aniston. Why don’t you stammer and flip your hair some more. It’s so charming. Even that chick who cut off her husbands dick in his sleep got married again. Think about that.”

source: Unlucky Jennifer Aniston dumped by rock star John Mayer [mirror]

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Links To Hollywood - #131

Charlize Theron Plastic Surgery Questions - City Rag

Tila Tequila - CKM Magazine, June 2008 - The Bastardly

Mariah Carey Gets Airbrushed For Elle Magazine - Flisted

Matthew McConaughey’s Baby’s Name Means… - Celebrity Smack

Jessica Alba Has Big Mom Boobs Now - Ninja Dude

Tony Romo Sings For Jessica Simpson - Pink is the New Blog

T. Boone Pickens Proposes ‘The Pickens Plan’ - Bumpshack

Jeremy Piven Says California Law is Beneath Him - Celebslam

Guess the BAD Celebrity Boob Jobs - Ayyyy

Michael J Fox to guest star on Rescue Me? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

George Clooney & Me‘, by Sarah Larson - Popbytes

Kate Moss Pees Standing Up - Celeb Warship

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Sunbathe Topless - Celeb News Wire

Back to Blackhead - Holy Moly

Faces John Mayer Makes While Having Sex with Aniston - Candy Kirby

Nothing Scarier Than a Junkie with Hope - Agent Bedhead

Ugly Betty’s Eric Mabius Digs in Pants - Gabby Babble

Halle Berry And Gabriel Aubry Date Night - Daily Stab

Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday Bash - Girls Talkin Smack

Michael Bay’s Rejected Batman Script is Porn - Allie is Wired

 

Photo of the Day - Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer

Who: John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston
What: This photo proves that either the singer really likes his new girlfriend or he has a thing for chokeholds. Either way, it seems they had a nice time at dinner.
Where: London
When: June 28, 2008

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Jennifer Aniston Says Brad Pitt is Terrible in Bed

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Ohh, now that is a bit of low blow on Jennifer’s part. John Mayer is her current love interest and bedmate. She is reportedly fawning all over him and thinks he is God’ gift. He even met Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox. According to sources she is falling hard and serious for him. Jennifer Aniston has now taken to hitting below the belt.

quote4_thumbnail5.jpg“Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover. In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage.”

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Bitch please. I can’t help but think she still has a chip on her shoulder about Brad ditching her for Angelina Jolie. It was sad. Get over it. The source also states that she still isn’t over Pitt.

“It is no secret that every guy Jennifer has dated after her bust-up with Brad was merely a bit-player in her recovery process. Only now, in John’s arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense.”

Knowing that Mayer is a total asshat, this relationship will be in the past tense as soon as John realizes that he is too pretty, she is too needy or she calls cheese toasties toasted cheese or something stupid. I really don’t know what she has to complain about. I doubt she has ever had to think about handbags or shoes to enjoy sex.

Source: Jennifer Aniston Sex With John Mayer Better [Entertainmentwise]

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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Caught Kissing

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were caught kissing at the wrap party for Jennifer’s new movie, Marley and Me.

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Jennifer looked mesmerized as she stared into the five-time Grammy award-winning guitarist’s eyes, and then moved in to lock lips as they lounged at the party in Miami.

Guitarist Mayer has dated a string of other Hollywood beauties, including Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Jessica Simpson - and friends fear Brad Pitt’s ex may be heading for further heartache.

But the couple seem blissfully happy, and recently enjoyed a romantic break together in the city where there were also seen canoodling poolside.

A source told The Daily Mirror: “They appear to be in the honeymoon stage of their relationship. They were laughing at each other’s jokes and being very touchy-feely.”

I think Jennifer is a fool. I don’t think John is the “marrying” type — at least not right now. Jennifer is clearly desperate to have what Brad does, so it’s not a good mix.

On another note, I didn’t know Jennifer smoked cigarettes — Merit’s to boot, shameful.

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source: Sealed with a kiss: Jennifer’s very public display of affection with toyboy lover John Mayer [daily mail]

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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer’s Poolside Lovefest

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Jennifer Aniston’s romance with tattooed singer songwriter John Mayer seems to be going from something casual to something a little more heated. The pair was spotted canoodling poolside at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in Miami.

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Jennifer donned a skimpy pink bikini as she smooched with her 30-year-old toyboy. The actress has been famously private about her love life after her marriage to Brad Pitt ended.

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source: Jennifer Aniston gets Friendly in the pool with her tattooed new beau John Mayer [daily mail]

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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer are Boinking!

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer spent the weekend in Miami and I think it’s safe to say, they are totally doing each other. Allegedly the couple have been on three dates so far.

“It’s a very new thing. They’re still in that ‘getting to know each other’ phase.”

For some reason, this coupling is bringing me all sorts of laughs. I’m envisioning one celebrity blogger, cuddling his pillow with the Hello Kitty pillow case, shedding some real live tears.

source: Jen’s hot new romance with John Mayer [in touch]; Hey Jen — Watch Out for John! [ok]

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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Dating

Jennifer Aniston has set her sights on a new man (dumped Orlando Bloom?). The victim? John Mayer — WTF was he thinking?!

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Jennifer Aniston had a private lunch with musician John Mayer in a Miami restaurant that opened Friday afternoon just for them, and then the couple spent a lengthy dinner together Friday night.

A source told People magazine,

quote4_thumbnail.jpg“I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District, which opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal.

Chalk this up as the most bizarre coupling ever. Maybe John was just trying to wash the taste of Perez out of his mouth?

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