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Jordan got married to her boyfriend Alex Reid in a quickie wedding at around 4 p.m. local time at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas.
Alex popped the question to Jordan, real name Katie Price, in September of 2009 but she dumped a month later before getting back together. He appeared in (and won) the UK version of Celebrity Big Brother recently and is set to make a fortune. I’m sure his new fame and money have nothing to do with her getting married.
A spokesperson for them said “Katie and Alex are delighted to announce they got married in a private, simple ceremony Their decision to marry has not been made with any media deal in place. It is purely down to their love for each other.”
It says a lot about you when you’re spokesperson has to say that they didn’t do this for some publicity which obviously a total lie.
A source said that a camera crew filming her reality show were there but it’s unknown if she is going to allow the footage to be aired. After the wedding the pair were spotted heading out to a strip club in Vegas to celebrate. Oh and just because we all care so much her ex-husband, Peter Andre, said he isn’t bothered about the wedding.
I give it about a week or two before Jordan and Alex Reid are featured in OK! Magazine telling all about their decision to get married.
source: Jordan and Alex have a quickie in Vegas [The Sun]
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Are you a woman or does your wife/girlfriend worry about being a little curvy? Well they shouldn’t really worry about eating a little too much over the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons because a new poll says curvy is sexy.
Kate Winslet comes out on top of a poll of the most desirable figure amongst women, while Kelly Brook comes in second place followed by Halle Berry in third.
Dr Jacquie Lavin, behind the poll, said “it shows a positive shift that women are more likely to see Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook as the ideal body shape rather than Kate Moss or Victoria Beckham. It perhaps suggests that it is not being “skinny” that is most important to them anymore, it is being healthy. However, there still remains a great deal of pressure on women to conform to an unrealistic ideal and our survey showed that a massive 85 per cent of women are at least occasionally unhappy with their weight.”
The poll asked over 2,000 women about whose body they would most want to have and 16% of them voted for Winslets body. As with every list there has to be a bit of fail in the list, that goes to Katie Price (aka Jordan). Check out the full list:
1. Kate Winslet – 16%
2. Kelly Brook – 15%
3. Halle Berry – 12%
4. Cheryl Cole – 10%
5. Beyonce – 6%
6. Megan Fox – 5%
7. Lily Allen – 4%
8. Keeley Hazell – 2%
9. Kate Moss – 1%
9. Katie Price – 1%
9. Victoria Beckham – 1%
I’m not a woman, but I want Kate Winslets body too. Just not in that way.
source: Curves rule as Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook top poll of most desirable celebrity bodies [Daily Mail]
50 Cent’s Nude Sex Scene – Tabloid Prodigy
Britney Spears & Lady Gaga Strip Down For ‘Elle’ – Pop Eater
Jordan Is A Makeup Monster – Drunken Stepfather
Meredith Baxter Comes Out Of The Closet – Anything Hollywood
Helen Hunt Is Raw Sexuality – The Superficial
Arnold Schwarzenegger Is A Midget? – City Rag
Joss Stone Just Realized Kanye West Isn’t Cool – Holy Moly
Jason Bourne, Please Come Back To Us! – F-Listed
Sienna Miller’s Exit Delayed By 20 Minutes – Popbytes
Corey Feldman’s Divorce Is Getting Ugly Fast! – Celebrity Smack
Emma Watson’s Nipple Comes Slytherin Out – Celeb News Wire
Tom Brady Knows Something Gisele Doesn’t – ICYDK
Gravity Is Not Lady Gaga’s Friend – Litely Salted
Kourtney Kardashian Looks Ready To Pop – Pacific Coast News
The Hills: Later Losers! – College Candy
Scarlett Johansson Is Trying To Look Mysterious – Hollywire
Chris Matthews Apologizes For ‘Enemy Camp’ Remark – Wonderwall
Martha Stewart Can’t Stop Getting Into Fights – Celebslam
For The Ladies: Taylor Lautner – News Toob
The Levi Johnston Porno? – OMG! Blog
Adam Lambert Is Trying To Sparkle For The Vamps – Hollywood Dame
Rachel Bilson’s Deleted Sex Scene – Allie Is Wired
Chelsea Handler Calls Katie Price Stupid – Tabloid Prodigy
Adam Lambert Used To Be Fat? – Pop Eater
Is Drew Barrymore Drunk Or Happy? – City Rag
Taylor Swift’s Dirty Edit Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
It’s Sandra Bullock’s New Look: Cholariffic! – OMG! Blog
Megan Fox Tries Too Hard To Be Sexy – Holy Moly
Suri Cruise Hearts High Heels – Celebrity Smack
Heather Graham Blamed For Barack Obama’s Presidency – Celeb News Wire
Alec Baldwin To Give Up Acting When The World Ends – Wonderwall
Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo Are Still Doing It – Popbytes
Lady Gaga Falls On Her Butt! – Hollywire
Khloe & Kim Kardashian & Full Of Crap – The Superficial
Are You Too Fat To Graduate? – College Candy
Nick Hogan Is Still Murder On Wheels – Litely Salted
Jennifer Garner Gets All Dolled Up – ICYDK
Britney Spears’ Weave Looks Jacked Up – Pacific Coast News
Lady Gaga Wants To Shove Fans Into Her Boobs – Ninja Dude
David Hasselhoff Was In The Nuthouse – Fatback Media
Ashley Greene Thinks Vampires Have Better Sex Lives – Anything Hollywood
Miranda Kerr Invites You To Come On In – F-Listed
Kristin Cavallari Was Molested By A Stripper – Hollywood Dame
Courtney Love & DJ Qualls Hook Up – Allie Is Wired
Paula Deen Hit With A Ham! – Tabloid Prodigy
Is Steven Tyler Too Old To Be Partying? – Pop Eater
Is Ashley Greene Anorexic Or Just Dumb? – Anything Hollywood
Hayden Panettiere Is Bouncy – Drunken Stepfather
Andy Samberg Hooking Up With Reba McIntyre? – Celebrity Smack
People Are Actually Buying Sarah Palin’s Book? – Wonderwall
John Mayer Thinks He’s Got Game – Celeb News Wire
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Dies Next Week – Fatback Media
Eminem Gives His Boys Side Hugs – OMG Blog!
Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” Gets Remixed – Popbytes
Taylor Swift Is Overrated – College Candy
Jay-Z Is Officially Gay. – Holy Moly
Kristen Bell Is Missing Part Of Her Dress – ICYDK
Suri Cruise Looks Ultra Important – Litely Salted
Spencer Pratt Can’t Put His Own Book Down – Pacific Coast News
Lori Loughlin Is Apparently In Great Shape – The Superficial
Boy George Gives Us TMI – I Need My Fix
Katie Price Is Tired Of Eating Bugs – Allie Is Wired
We all know that Jordan is the epitome of classiness but she may have just outdone herself by wearing this costume for this years Halloween.
 
Jordan aka Katie Price decided to dress up as some kind of horny devil or something while her cross-dressing cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid forgot to dress up and went out in one of his g-strings, fishnet top, a bra and pair of highheels with some kind of hat on top.
The pair and some of their friends went to the fourth annual BloodLust charity ball for the night, they were joined by these fellow classy people:
(L-R) Emma B went as a vampire, Alicia Douvall as a ghost from the French Revolution, hostess Hofit Golan wore a tiny pink outfit, while socialite Henry Conway was a vampire.
On the other side of town was the Harry Potter cast who went to a bary named Harry’s Bar in Mayfair, their costumes went like this – Rupert Grint dressed up as Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange, Ton Felton as a Ghostbuster, with his girlfriend Jade Olivia looking like a sexy Cruella De Vil and as for the main man himself Daniel Radcliffe .. he carried his costume in a bag thinking nobody would see it but then this picture has popped up.
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source: Alex Reid dons stockings and suspenders as he and Katie Price vamp it up for Halloween [Daily Mail]
Have you enjoyed the music so far this decade? I have, but some of it has been absolutely dreadful. The guys at British music site Gigwise agree and have thrown together a list of the 50 worst albums of the 2000s.
Because this list is British you may not know some of them, which makes you lucky but there is a lot of Americans on the list.
I am not going to post the 50 albums right here because they would take up your whole screen, check the jump below for the full list. Here is the the 10 worst albums:
10. Vanilla Ice: ‘Bi-Polar’ (2001)
An album that’s so bad it’’s laughable. Seriously check it out and you’ll piss yourself. Still trying desperately to live off the success of ‘Ice Ice Baby’, Mr Van Winkle put out a string of albums on his own imprint (after record labels refused to sign him) and this, ‘Bi-Polar’, is easily the worst of the bunch. One-half cliched rock music, the other lame rap, not even a guest slot from Chuck D was enough to save this from bargain bins.
9. Victoria Beckham: ‘Victoria Beckham’ (2001)
No it wasn’t a bad dream, Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, aka vacuous fake-titted airhead, genuinely did release a solo album. Despite lacking the charisma, vocals or talent to actually be a force in music, Mrs David Beckham released this record. The only thing we can be grateful for is that she omitted the number two hit ‘Out Of Your Mind’ featuring Dane Bowers. If you ever feel like complaining about the quality of music at the moment then just thank your lucky stars it’s no longer the year 2001.
8. The Cheeky Girls: ‘Party Time’ (2004)
A true low point in British pop music these two Transylvanian sisters first appeared on reality TV show Popstars: The Rivals where they did not make it beyond the first round. Even judge Geri Halliwell thought they were rubbish. This did not deter the band nor the major label vultures however and spying a chance to make a quick buck the Cheeky Girls were handed a record deal and went into the studio to record this dreadful album. Written by the girls Mother this album contains the now infamous ‘Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)’. Most staggeringly of all is that ‘Party Time’ reached number 14 in the album charts and sold over a million copies.
7. Paris Hilton: ‘Paris’ (2006)
In which Paris Hilton revealed her love of My Bloody Valentine and early Bob Dylan. OK, not really, this self titled album is in fact a horrendous, manufactured piece of pop diarrhoea that was forgotten almost as soon as it was released. Nobody knows the true horror of Paris’s voice as it was hidden under a mountain of studio trickery which makes her come out sounding even more cold and dead than normal. No mean feat. The only good thing that came from this release was that it sprang Banksy into action. The guerilla artist replaced Hilton’s CD with his own remixes and gave them titles such as ‘Why Am I Famous?’, ‘What Have I Done?’ and ‘What Am I For?’ He also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog’s head.
6. Chris Cornell: ‘Scream’ (2009)
So you were the lead singer in Soundgarden then went on to front a band consisting of ex-members of Rage Against The Machine – a pretty solid CV most people would agree. So why of why did Chris Cornell feel the need to record this dreadful album with Timbaland? The sound of two men who have fallen so far from their respective perches that they can only work together, ‘Scream’ is an auto-tuned painful mid-life crisis of an album that Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor hilariously mocked online.
5. Kevin Federline: ‘Playing With Fire’ (2006)
Apparently being married to Britney Spears is now an in to the music industry. K-Fed’s 2006 album ‘Playing With Fire’ is widely regarded as the worst album of the decade with the lowest average mark on reviews aggregator Metacritic. Chances are, however, it is only the critics that have heard the album as it flopped in the States reaching the very low position of 151 in the charts.
4. brokeNCYDE: ‘I’m Not A Fan… But The Kids Like It’ (2009)
Easily the worst band to emerge this decade, the New Mexico crunk outfit are the aural equivalent of rubbing a cheese grater on your manhood. Or sandpaper even. Honestly, there are barely words in the dictionary to describe how horrible this record is. How any kids like these is truly beyond us.
3. Crazy Frog: ‘Crazy Hits’ (2005)
Now we at Gigwise don’t often use the word ‘cunt’, but it’s truly the only word to suit this little green, animated urchin. Originally dubbed The Annoying Thing by its creators (The Annoying Cunt would have been more apt), the Crazy Frog was first used for mobile phone ringtones but indicative of how brain-dead the masses are he went on to spawn (ahem) a huge pop career. A collection of cover versions that’s so bad, it could actually be used as a torture instrument.
2. The Jonas Brothers: ‘A Little Bit Longer’ (2008)
The world’s citizens – well, those under the age of 13 – stopped in their tracks when The Jonas Brothers released ‘A Little Bit Longer’ in 2008 such was the anticipation for its release. Well, it’s just a shame that the world didn’t blow up as well, because that would have eradicated the possibility of further releases from these three self-confessed virgins, whose voices are so high-pitched they manage to make James Blunt sound like Barry White.
1. Katie Price & Peter Andre: ‘A Whole New World’ (2006)
The covers record by the attention-seeking, vacuous airhead Katie and Peter (we won’t use such harsh words for Andre, he’s actually a bloody nice bloke) is sheer musical genocide. Okay the ill-fated couple donated proceeds to charity, a very nice sentiment, but surely there’s easier ways to raise funds that to inflict aural torture on the masses? Maybe even dig deep into their own pockets. Their soppy out-of-tune version of the title track is easily one of the worst songs ever recorded to boot.
If you want to see the full 50 worst albums then take the jump below.
50. Oasis: ‘Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants’ (2000)
49. Black Eyed Peas: ‘The E.N.D’ (2009)
48. Hard Fi: ‘Once Upon a Time in the West’ (2007)
47. Razorlight: ‘Razorlight’ (2006)
46. Scouting For Girls: ‘Scouting For Girls’ (2007)
45. Daniel Powter: ‘Daniel Powter’ (2005)
44. The Darkness: ‘One Way Ticket To Hell… And Back’ (2005)
42. Queen & Paul Rodgers: ‘The Cosmos Rocks’ (2008)
41. Guns N Roses: ‘Chinese Democracy’ (2008)
40. Kaiser Chiefs: ‘Yours Truly, Angry Mob’ (2007)
39. Mark Ronson: ‘Version’ (2007)
38. Puddle of Mudd: ‘Life On Display’ (2003)
37. Staind: ‘Break The Cycle’ (2001)
36. Avril Lavigne: ‘Let Go’ (2002)
35. Nickelback: ‘All The Right Reasons’ (2005)
34. The Twang: ‘Jewellery Quarter’ (2009)
33. Towers of London: ‘Blood Sweat and Towers’ (2006)
32. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em: ’souljaboytellem.com’
31. Limp Bizkit: ‘Results May Vary’ (2003)
30. Las Ketchup: ‘Hijas del Tomate’ (2002)
29. Westlife: ‘Allow Us To Be Frank’ (2004)
28. Tokio Hotel: ‘Scream’ (2007)
27. Jennifer Lopez: ‘Rebirth’ (2005)
26. Robbie Williams: ‘Rudebox’ (2006)
25. Lindsay Lohan: ‘Speak’ (2004)
24. Mariah Carey: ‘Charmbracelet’ (2002)
23. Geri Halliwell: ‘Scream If You Wanna Go Faster’ (2001)
22. Alice Deejay: ‘Who Needs Guitars Anyway?’ (2000)
21. Ashlee Simpson: ‘I Am Me’ (2005)
20. Kelly Osbourne: ‘Changes’ (2003)
19. James Blunt: ‘Back To Bedlam’ (2004)
18. Jessica Simpson: ‘Do You Know’ (2008)
17. Craig David: ‘Born To Do It’ (2000)
16. Insane Clown Posse: ‘Bizzar’/’Bizaar’ (2000)
15. Celine Dion: ‘Taking Chances’ (2007)
14. Gareth Gates: ‘What My Heart Wants To Say’ (2003)
13. Rik Waller: ‘From Now’ (2002)
12. Enrique Iglesias: ‘Escape’ (2001)
11. Daphne & Celeste: ‘We Didn’t Say That!’ (2000)
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When most people are raped they go to the police or a shrink to talk about their troubles, well Katie Price (aka Jordan) talks to a magazine.
Last month Katie opened up saying she was raped numerous times when she was younger but didn’t want to discuss it. Well she is kind of discussing it now.
She said “a famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who it was. It was years ago before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time.”
Her ex husband Peter Andre says he knew nothing about this, asked why he would say this she goes on to say “I have no idea. He’s not the Pete I knew any more. He’s being really cruel when he knows exactly who did it.”
She was then asked why she didn’t report the crime, she said “next question. I don’t want to go down that road. I don’t want to talk about that ever again.”
This is totally going to turn into a guessing game of which celebrity raped her and I have a feeling a lot of names will get dragged into it thus ruining a lot of careers.
I should have sympathy for Katie Price but we all know she is a famewhore and is totally going to drag this thing out.
Katie Price was snapped by the paps during an offshore photo shoot. Either those bikini bottoms are too large, or Katie’s lacking in attention to detail, cause her tag is hanging out.
You know what these images remind me of? My dog Abby when she used to go in heat… see how she’s sticking her butt up in the air?
Shameless!
source: Katie Price Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose [hollywood tuna]
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Photos of Katie Price boozing it up were the last straw that made Peter Andre dump her.
Peter had already told pals he was unhappy because things were growing strained between him and his high maintenance wife.
And he finally snapped when he saw photos that were published of her drunkenly slumped in a nightclub, with her 32D assets on full display.
Jordan looked a mess at the Syndicate club in Bristol last Friday, guzzling vodka and snuggling up to a mystery man. She also kissed a second man outside.
Peter knew nothing of her antics until he saw the snaps. And a friend said:
“To say he was furious is an understatement. It was the last straw.”
The couple has already released a statement through their rep firm.
Renee Zellweger’s See-Through Globes – City Rag
Fergie & Josh Duhamel Leave For Their Honeymoon – Bricks & Stones
Jordan & Peter Andre Move To L.A. – Holy Moly
Meet Lady Gaga’s Rump Roast! – F-Listed
Megan Fox Went Stag To The Golden Globes – Celebrity Smack
Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” Finally Hit #1 – Popbytes
Some Love Advice For Whitney Port – College Candy
Kanye West Wants Less Fans – Celeb News Wire
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Partied Too Much Last Night – Pink Is The New Blog
Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Next Twilight Movie – Fatback Media
Tom Cruise Talks About Jett Travolta’s Death – Ninja Dude
Taylor Lautner Shows Off His New Six Pack – Popeater
Where’s Jennifer Lopez’s Ring? – Celeb Warship
John Mayer Is An Idiot – Celebslam
Grace Jones Rules The World – DListed
The Travolta Family Thanks Ocala, Florida – Just Jared
Welcome To Aruba, Here’s Lewis Black – Best Week Ever
Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Bikini Body – The Bastardly
Anna Faris Looks Smokin’ Hot – Drunken Stepfather
Ann Coulter Botches View Audition – Defamer
Cameron Diaz Needs To Dye Her Hair – Derek Hail
Daniel Craig Tattooed His Junk? – Celebitchy
Mariska Hargitay Suffers Collapsed Lung – Hollyscoop
Nicole Richie’s Got Major Cleavage – Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus In Bed With Her Boyfriend – Hollywood Dame
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Launch A Chain Of Gyms – Gabby Babble
Robert Pattinson Wants To Lick What All Day Long? – Candy Kirby
Russell Crowe Is Too Fat For Sienna Miller – Yeeeah!
Gisele & Tom Brady Officially Engaged – Anything Hollywood
Adriana Lima’s Bikini Secret – Egotastic
Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen To Get Married Soon – Socialite’s Life
The 66th Annual Golden Globes Winners! – Allie Is Wired
Katie Price (aka Jordan) was not shy to show of some skin at the launch of her nightgown and pajama range.
Jordan, who recently said she hated Playboy’s cover with Dita Von Teese on it, is also involved in another little rivalry with fellow model, Nicola McLean (who recently got famous from doing the same reality show that Jordan did some years ago, and having a 32G bust didn’t hurt).
The other day Nicole was modeling some lingerie when she showed off her stretch marks to fans, which makes me wonder, did Jordan show off her flat stomach to piss Nicola off?
On the rivalry Nicola said, “You know what I went into the jungle thinking that Jordan was an icon, an absolute legend, she’s amazing. And I’ve come out and seen that she’s gave me the absolute worst press and it’s just so sad really.”
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So is Jordan just showing off her stomach because she always shows off some kind of skin or did she show it off to irritate Nicola? Men would you prefer Jordan and her walking std’s or Nicola McLean and her stretch marks?
Katie Price (Jordan) would love to pose naked for Playboy once more.
The glamour girl has cut down on the raunchy shoots over the past few years to concentrate on being a mum and her other business interests.
But the model has given her biggest indication yet that she’s ready to pose naked once again – though she won’t be asking for any advice from burlesque girl Dita Von Teese.
Jordan told OK!:
“I’d love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese’s cover and it’s crap. The woman is rank. It’s not my cup of tea that she’s so pale.
I think the pictures look a bit Readers’ Wives. It didn’t look like Playboy to me.”
Hmmm…porcelain bisque doll versus 5 cent hooker?
Paris Hilton Breaks In Her New BFF – TMZ
Helen Mirren is Still Hotter Than Tara Reid – Celebslam
Hollywood’s Leading Trannies – City Rag
Pamela Anderson Needs ‘Put Down’ – Celebrity Smack
A Twisted Sister Christmas – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Sophia Bush’s Cleavage Is Subtle, But Nice – Flisted
Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn? – Celeb Warship
Marc Jacobs Gets Nekkid For Louis Vuitton – Pink is the New Blog
Tribune Files Bankruptcy: The End of Print is Here – College Candy
Pink’s ‘Sober’ Gets Remixed – Popbytes
Paula Abdul’s House is Haunted – Popeater
America Ferrera Wants To Play Wonder Woman – Gabby Babble
A Match Made In Hell – Fatback Media
This Day In Hollywood: December 8, 1980 Edition – Ninja Dude
Emma Watson Dreams of Getting Nude – Celeb News Wire
T.R. Knight Walks from Grey’s Anatomy – Hollywood Dame
Josh Holloway Makes Love to the Ocean – The Superficial
Jordan to run the London Marathon – Holy Moly
Madonna Betrayed By Spying Servant – Gawker
Celebrities Turning to Unexpected Sources for Baby Names – Holy Candy
Jessica Biel Does GQ Magazine UK – The Bastardly
Britney Spears Angers PETA Over Circus Animals – Allie is Wired
Celebrities Tattooed on Thighs – City Rag
Gemma Atkinson’s Mammaries Will Drive You Nuts – Flisted
The Hills Loses The Possibility Of Lesbian Sex – Fatback Media
No More Sarah Palin for Tina Fey – Celebrity Smack
Rachel Bilson’s Sexy Spandex Ass – Ninja Dude
Jennifer Aniston Pregnant with Twins? – Popbytes
Citizens Rally in California to Oppose Discrimination – Pink is the New Blog
Who’s Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Workout Friend? – The Bastardly
Obama Victory Moves Seal to Tears – Popeater
Newlyweds Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds – Bricks and Stones
Leonardo DiCaprio Says He’s Shy With Women – Anything Hollywood
When Amy Winehouse Attacks – Celebslam
An Open Letter to The Secret Service – Best Week Ever
Katie Price Really Cracks Me Up – Celeb Warship
Taylor Swift Slams Joe Jonas on MySpace – Allie is Wired
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