13 Of The Bitchiest Celebrity Quotes

We all love a good celebrity feud, especially when they are so open about their feelings, so AOL have come up with some of the bitchiest celebrity quotes of all time.

13. Lily Allen on Cheryl Cole:
“Taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid b*tch”

Shutting Lily Allen up is not easy, as Cheryl Cole found out after she crossed paths with the mouthy singer (see below to see the quote that got Lily fired up). In retaliation, Lily posted this famous quote on her blog. The atmosphere between the pair is still icy, with Cheryl reportedly threatening to walk from The X Factor if Lily goes anywhere near the show. Bitch rating 6/10

12. Whitney Houston on Madonna:
“She’s the high priestess of tack”

Whitney and Madonna have never quite seen eye to eye. Back in the day when Whitney sold as many records as Madonna and could actually still sing, she made this comment about Madonna’s sexual image. She also said she would disown her children if they grew up to be anything like Madge. Let’s hope Whitney’s daughter Bobbi Christina doesn’t own any crucifixes or lacy gloves then. Bitch rating 6/10

11. Sharon Osbourne on Dannii Minogue:
“She’s as dim as a bulb in a power cut… f***ing useless”

The X Factor is a breeding ground for bitching, especially when Sharon Osbourne’s involved. Somewhat miffed by having to sit next to the younger and prettier Dannii on the show’s judging panel, Sharon made this comment on Kylie’s sister after she quit the show. She also called Dannii an “annoying mosquito that you want to flick away”. Bitch rating 7/10

10. Sharon Osbourne on Nicole Kidman:
“Her forehead looks like a f***ing flatscreen TV”

Ah, Sharon Osbourne again. You can always rely on Sharon for a juicy bitchfest. She made this quote in response to Moulin Rouge star Nicole Kidman’s claim that she hadn’t been under the surgeon’s knife. We’re actually with Sharon on this one. Bitch rating 7/10

9. Donald Trump on Rosie O’Donnell:
“A fat pig. A degenerate. Unattractive.”

It’s not only women who bitch about each other. One of the most entertaining feuds in America is this one between two of the country’s highest-profile TV stars, Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell. It all started when Rosie criticised the Miss USA contest which Donald owns the rights to. Mr Trump responded with the delightful comment above. Charming. Bitch rating 8/10

8. Victoria Beckham singing to Katie Price:
“Who let the dogs out!”

Another famous celebrity feud is the one between Victoria Beckham and Katie Price. This one began when Katie was dating Manchester United footballer Dwight Yorke and turned up at the club’s ground to be greeted by the sound of Victoria singing the Baha Men song ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ at her. Tensions between the pair have been icy ever since, with Price calling Posh talentless and Vicky blanking Katie at an Elton John charity bash. Bitch rating: 8/10

7. Naomi Campbell to Tyra Banks:
“You’ll never be me. Don’t ever think you’ll be me”

The feud between Naomi and Tyra is the stuff of fashion legend. Tyra claims it was partly Naomi that forced her to quit the modelling industry for good. Banks claims queen bitch Campbell made this comment backstage at a fashion show in Milan, although during a rare TV interview together where Tyra squeezed a not-very-convincing apology out of Naomi, Miss Campbell denied she had ever said it. Bitch rating 8/10

6. Cheryl Cole on Lily Allen:
“Everyone wants to look like her? Chick with a dick”

Cheryl Cole and Lily Allen have exchanged so many unpleasantries that you could fill a book with them. This is the one that got Lily so irate that she responded with the quote above. It all started when Lily called Cheryl’s Girls Aloud bandmate Nicola Roberts ‘the ugly one’, to which Cheryl retaliated with this corker of a quote. Bitch rating 9/10

5. Christina Aguilera on Lady Gaga:
“I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman”

Back when Lady GaGa was but a mere newcomer on the music scene she was accused of copying Christina Aguilera, not the other way round as is the case now. When asked what she thought of Gaga stealing her style, Christina chipped in with the hilarious quote above. When told who Gaga was, she added: “Oh, the newcomer? I think she’s really fun to look at”. Meeooowww! Bitch rating 9/10

4. Lindsay Lohan on Keira Knightley:
“That flat-chested cardboard cut-out”

Far be it from the acting illuminai that is La Lohan to criticise any other actresses, but it seems that’s exactly what she did when she made this comment about Oscar-nominated Keira. And Lindsay didn’t stop there, she also called Sienna Miller “a no-talent crackhead”, and allegedly scrawled graffiti saying Scarlett Johansson was “fat and ugly” on a toilet wall in a bar in New York. She needs locking up! Bitch rating: 9/10

3. Joan Collins on Linda Evans:
“It’s quite off putting to have to look at that face”

The legendary Dynasty bitch fights between Alexis and Crystle weren’t just for the TV cameras. Behind the scenes, actresses Joan Collins and Linda Evans hated each other just as much as their alter-egos did. When the pair reunited for the play Legends in 2006, Joan went on record with this fabulously bitchy quote about her co-star’s penchant for cosmetic surgery: “Linda arrives at first rehearsal with cosmetic surgery tape over and under her eyelids and underneath her chin. She also has the weirdest collagen enhanced lips I’ve ever seen. They make her look like a gargoyle when she smiles”. Bitch rating: 10/10

2. Sharon Osbourne on Susan Boyle:
“She’s been hit with the ugly stick. You just want to say God bless and here’s a Gillette razor”

Osbourne matriarch Sharon makes her third appearance on our list for this shocker of a quote made on live radio in the US. Asked about Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle, Sharon’s mouth ran away with her and before long the quote had rippled across the Atlantic. America’s Got Talent judge Sharon was sure to have got a rap on the knuckles from her boss Simon Cowell, and she has since made a public apology to Subo. Bitch rating: 10/10

1. Etta James on Beyonce:
“I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whupped. I can’t stand Beyonce”

Soul legend Etta James was far from amused when Beyonce was invited to sing her song At Last at Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony in 2009. The singer, who Beyonce had also portrayed in the film Cadillac Records much to James’ disgust, piped up: “She had no business singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.” Bitch rating 10/10

I love that Sharon Osbourne is on this list so much, that’s why I love her.

source: The 13 bitchiest celeb quotes in the world ever [Celebrity Channel]

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Katie Price is a Horrible Singer

I don’t know who told Katie Price she could sing, but they should be horse whipped!

BOOZED-UP Jordan (Katie Price) had to be protected from furious club goers as she lip-synched her new single, before embarking on a sick X-rated dance. The shameless model cavorted with cage-fighter husband Alex Reid, grabbing him by the throat and simulating obscene sex acts in a packed nightclub.

Security had to hold back the angry audience as they cried out “Slut!” and chanted her 37-year-old ex-husband Peter Andre’s name while trying to grab her.

The mum of three hit back with a foul-mouthed rant, screaming: “I don’t give a f***. I love the boos.”

Absolutely horrendous!

She should go back to stripping… maybe a little porn.

source: JORDAN: I LOVE THE BOOS [daily star]

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10 Young Stars With Too Much Plastic Surgery

You know how Hollywood goes – average, or even stunning looking, women make a name for themselves in the business but then that success goes to their head and they decide to mess up their bodies with plastic surgery. Here is a list of 10 women under 40 who’ve done just that.

Heidi Montag

I don’t think many people will argue that Heidi Montag looked better before her recent plastic surgery adventure. Now she looks a bit like Malibu Barbie.

Lil Kim

Lil Kim was once a beautiful young rapper, and then came a boob job, nose job, cheek implants, liposuction, and skin lightening. Now she’s a slightly less beautiful rapper.

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling had a nose job and rather unfortunate breast implants, but Operation Boob Scare did help keep her famous even when she wasn’t working.

Tara Reid

Tara Reid was once an all-American cutie, but after a boob job and some scary liposuction, Tara’s body resembled Donatella Versace’s 54-year-old physique. She’s since had corrective surgery and looks more her age.

Megan Fox

I didn’t actually realize Megan Fox had any plastic surgery, but allegedly the young starlet’s gotten breast augmentation, a nose job, and lip injections, which seems unfair since she was already too hot for her age.

Fergie

Fergie has denied the surgery rumors, but looking at old photos, it’s pretty obvious that she’s had work done, (maybe) including nose reconstruction, breast augmentation, an endoscopic forehead lift, and Botox.

Nikki Cox

You might remember Nikki Cox as the hot one from “Unhappily Ever After,” or as Jay Mohr’s wife. But after allegedly getting fat injections in her cheeks and way too many lip fillers, she’s sadly got platypus mouth.

Katie Price

British model Katie Price (aka Jordan) has gotten three breast augmentations, spending about $65,000 on surgery for her nose, breasts and teeth, or “gnashers” as she calls them. The 31-year-old looks at least 10 years older, which is appropriate, considering she once said, “I don’t want to look 18 when I’m 60.”

Jenna Jameson

Porn star Jenna Jameson decided to retire from porn, which also involved retiring her breast implants … or at least downsizing them. She’s also admited to having lip injections and vaginoplasty.

Ashlee Simpson

I’ve totally forgotten what Ashlee Simpson-Wentz‘s old face looked like, but she was super cute before and after a nose job and rumored chin implants, dermal fillers, lip plumping, Botox, and a brow lift. Now she just looks a bit more like everyone else in Hollywood.

It’s always sad to see how people can just mess their face up when they get carried away with plastic surgery.

source: 10 Stars Under 40 Who’ve Had Way Too Much Plastic Surgery [The Frisky]

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The Worst Celebrity Tattoos – Photos

I’m pretty much down to anything, but one thing I will never do is get a tattoo and that is because they disgust me. Sure they can be cute or cool when you’re 18 but when you’re wrinkly at 70 with a rose on your ass it’s nasty.

Katie Price

Glamour model Katie Price had a crown with “Princess” for her daughter and “Pete” for now ex-hubby Peter Andre inked on her wrist. But she recently ducked into a tattoo parlor while shopping in Ibiza and had “Pete” visibly crossed out.

Amy Winehouse

Troubled singer Amy Whinehouse has several tattoos, including “Blake’s” over her heart for ex-hubby Blake Fielder and this pinup girl on her arm.

Mike Tyson

Boxer Mike Tyson told Jimmy Kimmel that his original idea was to put “a bunch of small hearts” on his face, until a friend suggested the tribal design.

Alyssa Milano

Former Who’s the Boss? star Alyssa Milano has a rosary on her back in addition to a cross and angel on her ankle with the initials of an “ex flame.”

Audrina Patridge

Reality star Audrina Patridge was recently spotted with new ink, including Asian ideograms on her arm and this tattoo on her neck.

Anthony Kiedis

Red Hot Chilli Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis sports a portrait of Chief Joseph on his left arm.

Adriana Lima

The Brazilian Victoria Secret model has gotten a lot of heat on the internet for the design of her tattoo. Luckily she’s so hot though, that no one minds. We suspect that was the case with tattoo artist Greg.

Christina Aguilera

Grammy-Award winner Chrstina Aguilera has several tattoos, including a small flower on her left wrist, “Xtina” on the back of her neck, and this tattoo on the small of her back.

Dawyne Johnson

Actor Dwayne Johnson traveled to Hawaii to have this Samoan design inked on his shoulder. He says the tattoo “tells the story of what’s important in life -strength, protection and loyalty to family.”

David Beckham

David Beckham, who has several tattoos all over his body, says that he “expresses [his] feelings through tattoos.” They include the names of his sons on his back and this angel on his back.

There is 40 more bad tattoos at the source if you care to check them out, they kind of get repetitive though .. like I already said – tattoos disgust me.

source: 50 Celebrity Tattoos [Zimbio]

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Jordan (Katie Price) Get’s Married In Las Vegas

Jordan got married to her boyfriend Alex Reid in a quickie wedding at around 4 p.m. local time at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas.

Alex popped the question to Jordan, real name Katie Price, in September of 2009 but she dumped a month later before getting back together. He appeared in (and won) the UK version of Celebrity Big Brother recently and is set to make a fortune. I’m sure his new fame and money have nothing to do with her getting married.

A spokesperson for them said “Katie and Alex are delighted to announce they got married in a private, simple ceremony Their decision to marry has not been made with any media deal in place. It is purely down to their love for each other.”

It says a lot about you when you’re spokesperson has to say that they didn’t do this for some publicity which obviously a total lie.

A source said that a camera crew filming her reality show were there but it’s unknown if she is going to allow the footage to be aired. After the wedding the pair were spotted heading out to a strip club in Vegas to celebrate. Oh and just because we all care so much her ex-husband, Peter Andre, said he isn’t bothered about the wedding.

I give it about a week or two before Jordan and Alex Reid are featured in OK! Magazine telling all about their decision to get married.

source: Jordan and Alex have a quickie in Vegas [The Sun]

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Kate Winslet Has The Most Desirable Body

Are you a woman or does your wife/girlfriend worry about being a little curvy? Well they shouldn’t really worry about eating a little too much over the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons because a new poll says curvy is sexy.

Kate Winslet comes out on top of a poll of the most desirable figure amongst women, while Kelly Brook comes in second place followed by Halle Berry in third.

Dr Jacquie Lavin, behind the poll, said “it shows a positive shift that women are more likely to see Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook as the ideal body shape rather than Kate Moss or Victoria Beckham. It perhaps suggests that it is not being “skinny” that is most important to them anymore, it is being healthy. However, there still remains a great deal of pressure on women to conform to an unrealistic ideal and our survey showed that a massive 85 per cent of women are at least occasionally unhappy with their weight.”

The poll asked over 2,000 women about whose body they would most want to have and 16% of them voted for Winslets body. As with every list there has to be a bit of fail in the list, that goes to Katie Price (aka Jordan). Check out the full list:

1. Kate Winslet – 16%
2. Kelly Brook – 15%
3. Halle Berry – 12%
4. Cheryl Cole – 10%
5. Beyonce – 6%
6. Megan Fox – 5%
7. Lily Allen – 4%
8. Keeley Hazell – 2%
9. Kate Moss – 1%
9. Katie Price – 1%
9. Victoria Beckham – 1%

I’m not a woman, but I want Kate Winslets body too. Just not in that way.

source: Curves rule as Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook top poll of most desirable celebrity bodies [Daily Mail]

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50 Cent’s Nude Sex Scene & Links To Hollywood

50 Cent’s Nude Sex Scene – Tabloid Prodigy

Britney Spears & Lady Gaga Strip Down For ‘Elle’ – Pop Eater

Jordan Is A Makeup Monster – Drunken Stepfather

Meredith Baxter Comes Out Of The Closet – Anything Hollywood

Helen Hunt Is Raw Sexuality – The Superficial

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is A Midget? – City Rag

Joss Stone Just Realized Kanye West Isn’t Cool – Holy Moly

Jason Bourne, Please Come Back To Us! – F-Listed

Sienna Miller’s Exit Delayed By 20 Minutes – Popbytes

Corey Feldman’s Divorce Is Getting Ugly Fast! – Celebrity Smack

Emma Watson’s Nipple Comes Slytherin Out – Celeb News Wire

Tom Brady Knows Something Gisele Doesn’t – ICYDK

Gravity Is Not Lady Gaga’s Friend – Litely Salted

Kourtney Kardashian Looks Ready To Pop – Pacific Coast News

The Hills: Later Losers! – College Candy

Scarlett Johansson Is Trying To Look Mysterious – Hollywire

Chris Matthews Apologizes For ‘Enemy Camp’ Remark – Wonderwall

Martha Stewart Can’t Stop Getting Into Fights – Celebslam

For The Ladies: Taylor Lautner – News Toob

The Levi Johnston Porno? – OMG! Blog

Adam Lambert Is Trying To Sparkle For The Vamps – Hollywood Dame

Rachel Bilson’s Deleted Sex Scene – Allie Is Wired

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Katie Price Is Stupid & Links To Hollywood

Chelsea Handler Calls Katie Price Stupid – Tabloid Prodigy

Adam Lambert Used To Be Fat? – Pop Eater

Is Drew Barrymore Drunk Or Happy? – City Rag

Taylor Swift’s Dirty Edit Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

It’s Sandra Bullock’s New Look: Cholariffic! – OMG! Blog

Megan Fox Tries Too Hard To Be Sexy – Holy Moly

Suri Cruise Hearts High Heels – Celebrity Smack

Heather Graham Blamed For Barack Obama’s Presidency – Celeb News Wire

Alec Baldwin To Give Up Acting When The World Ends – Wonderwall

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo Are Still Doing It – Popbytes

Lady Gaga Falls On Her Butt! – Hollywire

Khloe & Kim Kardashian & Full Of Crap – The Superficial

Are You Too Fat To Graduate? – College Candy

Nick Hogan Is Still Murder On Wheels – Litely Salted

Jennifer Garner Gets All Dolled Up – ICYDK

Britney Spears’ Weave Looks Jacked Up – Pacific Coast News

Lady Gaga Wants To Shove Fans Into Her Boobs – Ninja Dude

David Hasselhoff Was In The Nuthouse – Fatback Media

Ashley Greene Thinks Vampires Have Better Sex Lives – Anything Hollywood

Miranda Kerr Invites You To Come On In – F-Listed

Kristin Cavallari Was Molested By A Stripper – Hollywood Dame

Courtney Love & DJ Qualls Hook Up – Allie Is Wired

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Paula Deen Hit With A Ham & Links To Hollywood

Paula Deen Hit With A Ham! – Tabloid Prodigy

Is Steven Tyler Too Old To Be Partying? – Pop Eater

Is Ashley Greene Anorexic Or Just Dumb? – Anything Hollywood

Hayden Panettiere Is Bouncy – Drunken Stepfather

Andy Samberg Hooking Up With Reba McIntyre? – Celebrity Smack

People Are Actually Buying Sarah Palin’s Book? – Wonderwall

John Mayer Thinks He’s Got Game – Celeb News Wire

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Dies Next Week – Fatback Media

Eminem Gives His Boys Side Hugs – OMG Blog!

Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” Gets Remixed – Popbytes

Taylor Swift Is Overrated – College Candy

Jay-Z Is Officially Gay. – Holy Moly

Kristen Bell Is Missing Part Of Her Dress – ICYDK

Suri Cruise Looks Ultra Important – Litely Salted

Spencer Pratt Can’t Put His Own Book Down – Pacific Coast News

Lori Loughlin Is Apparently In Great Shape – The Superficial

Boy George Gives Us TMI – I Need My Fix

Katie Price Is Tired Of Eating Bugs – Allie Is Wired

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Jordan & Others Slut Up Halloween In London

We all know that Jordan is the epitome of classiness but she may have just outdone herself by wearing this costume for this years Halloween.

Jordan aka Katie Price decided to dress up as some kind of horny devil or something while her cross-dressing cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid forgot to dress up and went out in one of his g-strings, fishnet top, a bra and pair of highheels with some kind of hat on top.

The pair and some of their friends went to the fourth annual BloodLust charity ball for the night, they were joined by these fellow classy people:

(L-R) Emma B went as a vampire, Alicia Douvall as a ghost from the French Revolution, hostess Hofit Golan wore a tiny pink outfit, while socialite Henry Conway was a vampire.

On the other side of town was the Harry Potter cast who went to a bary named Harry’s Bar in Mayfair, their costumes went like this – Rupert Grint dressed up as Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange, Ton Felton as a Ghostbuster, with his girlfriend Jade Olivia looking like a sexy Cruella De Vil and as for the main man himself Daniel Radcliffe .. he carried his costume in a bag thinking nobody would see it but then this picture has popped up.

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source: Alex Reid dons stockings and suspenders as he and Katie Price vamp it up for Halloween [Daily Mail]

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The 10 Worst Albums Of The Decade

Have you enjoyed the music so far this decade? I have, but some of it has been absolutely dreadful. The guys at British music site Gigwise agree and have thrown together a list of the 50 worst albums of the 2000s.

Because this list is British you may not know some of them, which makes you lucky but there is a lot of Americans on the list.

I am not going to post the 50 albums right here because they would take up your whole screen, check the jump below for the full list. Here is the the 10 worst albums:

10. Vanilla Ice: ‘Bi-Polar’ (2001)

An album that’s so bad it”s laughable. Seriously check it out and you’ll piss yourself. Still trying desperately to live off the success of ‘Ice Ice Baby’, Mr Van Winkle put out a string of albums on his own imprint (after record labels refused to sign him) and this, ‘Bi-Polar’, is easily the worst of the bunch. One-half cliched rock music, the other lame rap, not even a guest slot from Chuck D was enough to save this from bargain bins.

9. Victoria Beckham: ‘Victoria Beckham’ (2001)

No it wasn’t a bad dream, Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, aka vacuous fake-titted airhead, genuinely did release a solo album. Despite lacking the charisma, vocals or talent to actually be a force in music, Mrs David Beckham released this record. The only thing we can be grateful for is that she omitted the number two hit ‘Out Of Your Mind’ featuring Dane Bowers. If you ever feel like complaining about the quality of music at the moment then just thank your lucky stars it’s no longer the year 2001.

8. The Cheeky Girls: ‘Party Time’ (2004)

A true low point in British pop music these two Transylvanian sisters first appeared on reality TV show Popstars: The Rivals where they did not make it beyond the first round. Even judge Geri Halliwell thought they were rubbish. This did not deter the band nor the major label vultures however and spying a chance to make a quick buck the Cheeky Girls were handed a record deal and went into the studio to record this dreadful album. Written by the girls Mother this album contains the now infamous ‘Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)’. Most staggeringly of all is that ‘Party Time’ reached number 14 in the album charts and sold over a million copies.

7. Paris Hilton: ‘Paris’ (2006)

In which Paris Hilton revealed her love of My Bloody Valentine and early Bob Dylan. OK, not really, this self titled album is in fact a horrendous, manufactured piece of pop diarrhoea that was forgotten almost as soon as it was released. Nobody knows the true horror of Paris’s voice as it was hidden under a mountain of studio trickery which makes her come out sounding even more cold and dead than normal. No mean feat. The only good thing that came from this release was that it sprang Banksy into action. The guerilla artist replaced Hilton’s CD with his own remixes and gave them titles such as ‘Why Am I Famous?’, ‘What Have I Done?’ and ‘What Am I For?’ He also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog’s head.

6. Chris Cornell: ‘Scream’ (2009)

So you were the lead singer in Soundgarden then went on to front a band consisting of ex-members of Rage Against The Machine – a pretty solid CV most people would agree. So why of why did Chris Cornell feel the need to record this dreadful album with Timbaland? The sound of two men who have fallen so far from their respective perches that they can only work together, ‘Scream’ is an auto-tuned painful mid-life crisis of an album that Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor hilariously mocked online.

5. Kevin Federline: ‘Playing With Fire’ (2006)

Apparently being married to Britney Spears is now an in to the music industry. K-Fed’s 2006 album ‘Playing With Fire’ is widely regarded as the worst album of the decade with the lowest average mark on reviews aggregator Metacritic. Chances are, however, it is only the critics that have heard the album as it flopped in the States reaching the very low position of 151 in the charts.

4. brokeNCYDE: ‘I’m Not A Fan… But The Kids Like It’ (2009)

Easily the worst band to emerge this decade, the New Mexico crunk outfit are the aural equivalent of rubbing a cheese grater on your manhood. Or sandpaper even. Honestly, there are barely words in the dictionary to describe how horrible this record is. How any kids like these is truly beyond us.

3. Crazy Frog: ‘Crazy Hits’ (2005)

Now we at Gigwise don’t often use the word ‘cunt’, but it’s truly the only word to suit this little green, animated urchin. Originally dubbed The Annoying Thing by its creators (The Annoying Cunt would have been more apt), the Crazy Frog was first used for mobile phone ringtones but indicative of how brain-dead the masses are he went on to spawn (ahem) a huge pop career. A collection of cover versions that’s so bad, it could actually be used as a torture instrument.

2. The Jonas Brothers: ‘A Little Bit Longer’ (2008)

The world’s citizens – well, those under the age of 13 – stopped in their tracks when The Jonas Brothers released ‘A Little Bit Longer’ in 2008 such was the anticipation for its release. Well, it’s just a shame that the world didn’t blow up as well, because that would have eradicated the possibility of further releases from these three self-confessed virgins, whose voices are so high-pitched they manage to make James Blunt sound like Barry White.

1. Katie Price & Peter Andre: ‘A Whole New World’ (2006)

The covers record by the attention-seeking, vacuous airhead Katie and Peter (we won’t use such harsh words for Andre, he’s actually a bloody nice bloke) is sheer musical genocide. Okay the ill-fated couple donated proceeds to charity, a very nice sentiment, but surely there’s easier ways to raise funds that to inflict aural torture on the masses? Maybe even dig deep into their own pockets. Their soppy out-of-tune version of the title track is easily one of the worst songs ever recorded to boot.

If you want to see the full 50 worst albums then take the jump below.

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Katie Price Claims Her Rapist Is A Celebrity

When most people are raped they go to the police or a shrink to talk about their troubles, well Katie Price (aka Jordan) talks to a magazine.

Last month Katie opened up saying she was raped numerous times when she was younger but didn’t want to discuss it. Well she is kind of discussing it now.

She said “a famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who it was. It was years ago before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time.”

Her ex husband Peter Andre says he knew nothing about this, asked why he would say this she goes on to say “I have no idea. He’s not the Pete I knew any more. He’s being really cruel when he knows exactly who did it.”

She was then asked why she didn’t report the crime, she said “next question. I don’t want to go down that road. I don’t want to talk about that ever again.”

This is totally going to turn into a guessing game of which celebrity raped her and I have a feeling a lot of names will get dragged into it thus ruining a lot of careers.

I should have sympathy for Katie Price but we all know she is a famewhore and is totally going to drag this thing out.

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Photo of the Day – Katie Price’s Tag is Showing

Katie Price was snapped by the paps during an offshore photo shoot. Either those bikini bottoms are too large, or Katie’s lacking in attention to detail, cause her tag is hanging out.

You know what these images remind me of? My dog Abby when she used to go in heat… see how she’s sticking her butt up in the air?

Shameless!

source: Katie Price Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose [hollywood tuna]

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Katie Price Photos That Killed Her Marriage

Photos of Katie Price boozing it up were the last straw that made Peter Andre dump her.

Peter had already told pals he was unhappy because things were growing strained between him and his high maintenance wife.

And he finally snapped when he saw photos that were published of her drunkenly slumped in a nightclub, with her 32D assets on full display.

Jordan looked a mess at the Syndicate club in Bristol last Friday, guzzling vodka and snuggling up to a mystery man. She also kissed a second man outside.

Peter knew nothing of her antics until he saw the snaps. And a friend said:

“To say he was furious is an understatement. It was the last straw.”

The couple has already released a statement through their rep firm.

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