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Links To Hollywood – #162


Celebrity Plastic Surgery of 2008City Rag

Salma Hayek’s a Secret Puffer? – Bricks & Stones

Diddy Demands Us To Embrace His Vodka – Holy Moly

Elle MacPherson Shows Her Butt In a Bikini – F-Listed

Hot Or Not? Prince William’s New Beard – Celebrity Smack

RuPaul’s Drag Race Kicks Off Soon – Popytes

Virginity Pledges Mean Nothing – College Candy

Hide Your Toothbrush If Amy Winehouse Is In Town – Celeb News Wire

Prince Harry Gets Half Naked – Pink Is The New Blog

Emma Watson Is Lazy – Fatback Media

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Are Fakers – Ninja Dude

Eva Longoria’s A Fifties Housewife – Popeater

Chyna Isn’t Feeling Well – Celeb Warship

Kate Beckinsale As Catwoman? – Celebslam

Naomi Campbell Better Not Eff This Up – DListed

Zooey Deschanel Engaged to Ben Gibbard – Just Jared

Can Someone Please Shart On Camera? – Best Week Ever

Prince Harry Sexes Up Chelsy Davy On The Beach – The Bastardly

Read Michael Lohan’s Email – Drunken Stepfather

Defamer’s 2008 Video Hall Of ShameDefamer

Charlize Theron Is An Example Of Changing Times – Derek Hail

Tom Cruise Wants Ten Kids – Celebitchy

Free Rehab For Tara ReidHollyscoop

Kim Kardashian Is The Most Googled Celebrity Of The Year – Hollywood Tuna

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Receive Death Threats – Gabby Babble

Deep Thoughts By Paris HiltonCandy Kirby

Heather Mills Is Being Sued – Yeeeah

Kanye West Chants To Ward Off Evil – Anything Hollywood

Ashley Tisdale In A Bikini – Egotastic

Drew Barrymore Is Already Onto Her Next Dude – Socialite’s Life

The Camera Does Not Like MadonnaAllie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Kate Beckinsale’s Raunchy Public Displays of Affection

Kate Beckinsale‘s meager attire almost causes her breast to plop out of her dress.

No big deal?

How about her grabbing her man’s junk, right in front of her daughter and one of her daughter’s friends?

Tsk tsk… not in front of the children!

source: Beckinsale Goes Balls (and Boobs) Out [tmz]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Kate Beckinsale: ‘My Butt is Too Big’

Kate Beckinsale has demanded a body double for her latest film – because she “loathes” her bottom. Obviously Kate hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian’s fat butt!

Kate Beckinsale:  ‘My Butt is Too Big’ - Photo

Producers have had to hire a nude stand-in after Kate, 34, refused to bare her rear assets in a shower scene.

In the past the actress has not been shy of squeezing into sexy clothing and almost showed her bottom in Uncovered in 1994.

Kate Beckinsale Bares Ass in Uncovered - Photo

Kate must be smoking crack (non butt related) — clearly her butt isn’t that large.

The source explained:

“Kate just didn’t want to show her bottom, even though everyone on the set was saying how good it looks in jeans. She said she couldn’t face the thought of seeing her butt up on a big screen. She will have the final veto over who stands in for her.”

source: Kate demands a body double … because (you’ll never believe this) she thinks hers is too big [daily mail]

Popularity: 2% [?]

 

Kate Beckinsale Replaces Food with Sex

Kate Beckinsale

Now this is a diet I could live by. Kate Beckinsale says she is too good at sex to be in the kitchen. She is admittedly a terrible cook. In replacement of a good home cooked meal, she is willing to get her knees dirty.

“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

Beckinsale also insist she is not slutty.

“I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Ummmm…that is nice. I am not a guy, but the idea of a woman naming her vag “Pharaoh’s Tomb” is less than appealing.

Source: “I’m too good at sex” [The Sun]

Popularity: 2% [?]

 

Hayden Panettiere Goes Lesbian for Angelina Jolie

Hayden Panettiere Goes Lesbian for Angelina Jolie

God, who hasn’t? Hayden Panettiere is currently bedding her “Heroes” costar Milo Venti-whatever. However, she wouldn’t mind riding the love roller coaster of Angelina Jolie. Hayden doesn’t limit the boundaries of her lesbian fantasies either.

quote4_thumbnail2.jpg“That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, or Charlize Theron. Oh and Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”

She joins a list of female celebs willing to go gay for her. Eve, Lindsay Lohan, Natasha Bedingfield, Kelly Rowland and Janice Dickinson are all known fans of the puffy lipped baby machine.

Hayden Panettiere Goes Lesbian for Angelina Jolie

I must be living under a rock with an impenetrable force field. First I was unaware that Panettiere has been fighting off gay rumors. Second, I can’t seem to find the attractive quality in any of her female counterparts. Then again, I am a big fan of penis. I know…I need to step out of the box. (No pun intended.)

Source: Hayden ‘lesbian lust’ for Jolie [The Sun]

Popularity: 4% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #115

Celebrities Who Got Waxed - Photo

Celebrities Who Got WaxedCity Rag

Audrina Patridge Hosts The Pussycat Dolls – The Bastardly

Tara Reid: $5 Party Slut – Ninja Dude

What Happened to Lara Flynn Boyle? – Celebrity Smack

Katherine Heigl is Ready for Baby – Dlisted

Two Lesbians in LoveDrunken Stepfather

Keith Richards Smokes Weed – Doh’ – Hollywood Rag

Kate Beckinsale Keeps Knockers Covered – Celeb News Wire

Lindsay Lohan‘s Ass Looks Like a Tumor – Hollywood Tuna

Speaking of Audrina Partridge – Pop Fiction Tattoo is Gone – Popbytes

Johnny Depp to Become Trojan Man – Hot Momma Gossip

Elephant Painting Self Portrait – Huh? – Gawker

Remembering The Jeremy Piven Of Yesteryear – Defamer

More Photos of Paris Falling on Her FaceEgotastic

Lindsay Lohan Wet T-Shirt – College Humor

Madonna Will Freakin’ Kill You – Pink is the New Blog

Pamela Bach Looks Like a Drunk – Celebslam

Lindsay Lohan is Back to Blonde – Celeb Warship

Tale of Three SlutsFlisted

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – Not Married Yet – Pop On The Pop

Melinda Doolittle is Adorable – Fatback Media

Eva Longoria is Size ZERO – Anything Hollywood

Heather Mills Might be a Psycho Killer – Hollywood Grind

Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice AwardsAllie is Wired

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

Kate Beckinsale Describes Her Orgasms Plus Video

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The lovely Kate Beckinsale reminds me why men adore her. In an interview with Mean magazine the 34 year old mother of one describes her love of high heels and their relation to her orgasms.

“Apparently, during orgasm, a woman’s feet move like this [makes tiptoe gesture], and that’s the reason they invented high heels. So next time you’re having an orgasm, pay attention to your feet and you’ll see.”

Kate also explains that she finds a vagina more appealing than sushi during the interview.

“I can’t do raw. I can’t do sushi, even. Anything that has that vaginal quality to it. I’d rather an actual vagina than that, honestly.”

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I am not a fan of raw fish either however, I think I rather have a plate of salmon skin rolls. But hey, I am not judging. I am an Ellen fan. Holla’ to the lesbians.

Source: Don’t Hire Kate to Babysit [E Online]

Popularity: 8% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #110

Celebrity Morphs are Creepy as Hell - Photo - 1

Celebrity Morphs are Creepy as Hell – Fatback Media

Sienna Miller Without Makeup – Ninja Dude

Kim Kardashian is Not a Cheap Bastard -The Bastardly

Lindsay Lohan Does Daisy Dukes – City Rag

The World’s First ‘Eyeball’ TattooPop On The Pop

Charlie Sheen says, ‘Ban Denise Richards Reality Show‘ – Celebrity Smack

Miley Cyrus Visits ‘America’s Best Dance Crew’ – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Erica Chevillar ‘Hot for Teacher’ – Bumpshack

Gwen Stefani Full V Magazine Spread – Popbytes

Ashlee Simpson is Promised to Pete WentzDlisted

If Hillary Clinton Used Amy Winehouse‘s Beauty Products – Pretty on the Outside

Jessica Simpson to Sing for the Troops – Hollywood Rag

Juliette Lewis Nipple Slip – Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan New Shoot in Paper Magazine – Egotastic

Kate Beckinsale Talks Crotches – Celeb News Wire

Aria Giovanni Sexy Photo Shoot – Jordan is Your Homeboy

Guess the Celebrity TattoosAllie is Wired

Popularity: 4% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #109

Lindsay Lohan is Falling Down Drunk – Ninja Dude

Danneel Harris in MAXIM Magazine – The Bastardly

The Academy Pisses on Brad Renfro’s Grave – Celebrity Smack

Joe Simpson is STILL Very Creepy – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

You Can See Paz Vega‘s Nipples – Egotastic

Britney Spears Continues Reunion with Children – Pink is the New Blog

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden in Matching Shirts – Splash News Online

Madonna Does Jury Duty – Huffington Post

See Ashlee Simpson‘s Underwear – College Humor

Kate Beckinsale is Stunning – Popoholic

Kirsten Dunst is STILL in Rehab – Popsugar

Ashton Kutcher Might Have Hepatitis – Celebslam

Cher in Drag – City Rag

Mr. Skin‘s 2008 Anatomy Awards – Celeb News Wire

Mariah Carey Running Around Topless – Fatback Media

80th Annual Academy Awards Coverage – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan – Not Invited to the Oscars – Celeb Warship

Celebrity Look-alike Contest Needs Your VoteAllie is Wired

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

Kate Beckinsale’s Nipples do Esquire Magazine-Photos

Kate Beckinsale’s Nipples do Esquire Magazine-Photos

Kate Beckinsale scores in the March issue of Esquire magazine. I wonder if she has a professional nipple tweaker like Jennifer Lopez. It is true you know. I believe the same person also stands guard over her fake chinchilla eyelashes.

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Kate Beckinsale’s Nipples do Esquire Magazine-Photos Kate Beckinsale’s Nipples do Esquire Magazine-Photos

What Others Had to Say:

  • F-Listed- “I remember seeing a John Melloncamp (shut up!) video on MTV back when I was a little girl and the main chick in the video wore a white t-shirt without a bra and I just couldn’t wait to grow up and do the same thing. Did I mention I grew up to be a slut?”

Popularity: 17% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #98

CAUGHT: Amy Winehouse Smoking Crack – Dlisted

Rachel Bilson Assumes The Position – Ninja Dude

Kiefer Sutherland is Free and Clear – City Rag

Lily Cole Nude: Red in the Head – Fatback and Collards

Nicole Kidman‘s Pregnancy Has Aged Her – Celebrity Smack

Bill Clinton Has a Dream Too – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Leilani Dowding Got A Nosejob! – The Bastardly

Katie Holmes’ Mad Money Flops – Anything Hollywood

Prince Akeem on Giants of New York vs Packers of Green Bay – Best Week Ever

Aubrey O’Day for Famous Stars & Straps – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Ass on Purpose – Egotastic

Kelley Osbourne Sells Out Her Friends – Mollygood

Reese and Jake Continue the Charade – A Socialites Life

Pamela Anderson Looks Bigger Than Normal – Flisted

Eli Manning Orders Fiancée Abby McGrew to Watch Game in Cold – Bumpshack

Charlize Theron Hungary for Geography Lesson – Celeb News Wire

Adriana Lima in a Bikini When She Was 15 – Drunken Stepfather

Dr. Phil’s Unapologetic Apology To Britney – Pop On The Pop

Kate Beckinsale is Really Angry – Celebslam

Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures to Hit the Internet – Allie is Wired

Popularity: 6% [?]

 

Megan Gale Wonder Woman Nude Photos

Australian model Megan Gale has been cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming Justice League movie, beating out Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and even Erica Campbell, all of whom were reportedly considered for the role. (Actually, I think Campbell was just photographed with her boobs about to explode out of a Wonder Woman costume.)

Megan Gale Wonder Woman Orgasm Face Photo 2

Reactions to the news are mixed. All agree the smokin’ hot Aussie has the looks for the part but some wonder about her acting chops.

Linda Cann of Australian News:

Gale’s height and her dark, sultry looks are perfect for the role and strongly evoke the DC comic book representation of Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman attire includes a gold-plated bustier and tiara, knee-high boots and exciting accessories _ a golden lasso that forces people to tell the truth, bullet-deflecting bracelets and an invisible plane.

Popoholic agrees:

I’m a little surprised they would go with a relatively unknown model for the role instead of a fan-favorite like Jessica Biel or Sophia Bush. Having said all that that, she sure looks like a Wonder Woman.

Filmdrunk is even more enthusiastic about Gale but not so much the flick:

I’d never heard [of Megan Gale] before today, but am now a fan, since a simple Google Image Search for her name turns up numerous topless photos. Bottom line, she’s hot and slutty and I’d probably drink her bathwater, but I still wouldn’t see JLA if you paid me… in Megan Gale bathwater.

In that spirit, here’s a pic of Megan taking a bath:

Megan Gale Wonder Woman Nude Photo Bathtub

Ain’t It Cool: “She definitely looks like a Goddess… let’s hope the acting talent matches the beauty.”

The staff at (9MSN) aren’t too worried, though:

Gale will follow in the footsteps of fellow Aussie Hugh Jackman, who exploded onto the US scene by playing Wolverine in the X-Men movies. Jackman won universal praise — and the worship of a legion of comic book geeks — with his portrayal of the claw-wielding mutant.

While Gale’s acting experience is as lean as a supermodel’s smorgasbord, her Amazonian figure and exotic looks appear certain to establish her in the US market if the role goes ahead.

Some more safe-for-work photos:

Megan Gale Wonder Woman Nude Photo 1

Megan Gale Wonder Woman Ass Shot PhotoMegan Gale Wonder Woman Black Bikini Cleavage Photo

Megan Gale Wonder Bikini Barefoot Photo

Some tastefully nude — but probably NSFW — photos are below the fold. [Click "Continued..." to see them.]

Sources: “Megan Gale in Hollywood Wonder Woman role” (Australian News), “Megan Gale tipped to play Wonder Woman” (9MSN), “Wonder Woman is 100% going to be…” Ain’t It Cool“WONDER WOMAN NAKED, BATMAN A COMMIE” (Megite Gossip), “WONDER WOMAN NAKED, BATMAN A COMMIE” (Filmdrunk), “Megan Gale Is Wonder Woman!?” (Popoholic)

Some tastefully nude — but probably NSFW — photos are below the fold. [Click "Continued..." to see them.]

Popularity: 27% [?]

 

Hayden Panettiere Graces the Pages of Men’s Vogue

Hayden Panettiere Does Men’s Vogue - PIC - 1

Hayden on when she intends on becoming the latest screwed-up girl in Hollywood: “Never, never. Cross our fingers. You can’t schedule rehab for me. And I don’t think you can schedule any DUI’s. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls.”

Hayden on Britney Spears: “That girl was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope. Probably made 90 percent of the stuff up along the way. I can’t even imagine if I had it like she does. She’s someone that I’m rooting for, and I hope she can make that comeback.”

Hayden on the craziest rumor she has ever heard about herself: “Well, now that I’m single, it’s like I’m dating every male I’m standing next to—and possibly every female.”

Hayden on rumors she is dating her Heroes castmate, Milo Ventimiglia: “No, I’m not. I love my castmates, and I adore Milo. He’s awesome, but we’re easy targets. We’re both young, and he’s one of the only people on the show not married with children.”

Hayden on celebs she wouldn’t mind being romantically linked to: “God, it could be anyone from Leo DiCaprio to Justin Timberlake—or any girl. You want to make me a lesbian? That’s totally fine with me. Um, let’s see. We could do a love affair with Angelina. We could do… Oh gosh, I love—there are so many beautiful girls. Charlize Theron. Oh, my God. Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. Jessica Alba.”

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source: HAYDEN PANETTIERE DOES ‘MEN’S VOGUE’ [fy]

Popularity: 8% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #78

Two Duffs and a Chub - PIC

Two Duffs and a Chub – Ninja Dude

Celebrity Name GameCity Rag

Sarah Harding is British, has nipples – Fatback and Collards

Alicia Keys is Hot – Celebrity Smack

Billboard Top 10 AlbumsBumpshack

Jason Patric is a Petty Thief – Celeb News Wire

Courtney Love Blogs About Madonna Again – Popbytes

Kirsty Roche – RALPH Magazine Pictures – The Bastardly

Elisha Cuthbert Got a Hair Cut – Hollywood Tuna

Heidi Montag Truly is Full of Crap – Dlisted

Rihanna is Not Dating Josh HartnettJust Jared

Kate Beckinsale Needs a Vacation – A Socialites Life

Jessica Simpson Dating Owen Wilson for Publicity – Pop On The Pop

Jennifer Walcott Sexy Photo Shoot – Jordan is Your Homeboy

Laura Ingram on ‘The View’ Barely Escapes Stabbing – Gawker

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Doing the Nasty – Splash News Online

Kelly Ripa is Proud of Her ‘Outtie’ Belly ButtonAllie is Wired

Popularity: 8% [?]