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Have Sex In This Bathroom! – F-Listed
RIP Francis Reid From “Days Of Our Lives” – Pop Eater
Kevin Federline: Fat Pics Looked Photoshopped – Amy Grindhouse
Victoria Beckham Not Giving Up Her Heels – Tabloid Prodigy
Ke$ha Vs. Mary-Kate Olsen: Trashy Looking Queens – The Dirty
Jennifer Aniston Is Digging For Gold – Anything Hollywood
Michael Buble Needs A Bong Hit – City Rag
Kate Moss, Covered In White Powder? – Holy Moly
The Sarah Silverman Program Is Back – Popbytes
A-Rod Can’t Keep His Hands Off Himself – Celebrity Smack
Tila Tequila’s Famewhoring Again – Litely Salted
Vincent Gallo & A Pair Of Bushes – Celeb News Wire
Kristen Stewart Goes To Court – Hollywire
Lucy Lawless’ Sex Scene In Spartacus – Drunken Stepfather
David Letterman Hires A Female Staff Writer – Zelda Lily
Mia Farrow Criticizes Illegal Haiti Adoptions – Wonderwall
Orlando Bloom Looks Like A Dork – ICYDK
Kourtney Kardashian Takes Motherhood Seriously – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Ashton Kutcher Hates Valentines Day – Allie Is Wired
Love Magazine have eight different covers for the latest issue, which is on newstands now, these eight covers feature eight supermodels completely naked.
The models in the thumbnails below are ordered like this: Jeneil Williams, Lara Stone, Daria Werbowy, Kristen McNenamy, Kate Moss, Amber Valetta, Naomi Campbell and Natalia Vodianova.
Katie Grand, editor for Love, said “For this issue of Love, we took eight women who are generally acknowledged as the most beautiful in the world, got them to show off their bodies – widely regarded as the most perfect in the world – and photographed them in exactly the same position for the cover, It was interesting to study them naked, all in the same pose, as they are all so different, but all so powerful-looking.”
All the models were photographed in the same position by photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggot, sadly their goodies are covered up but they are still naked and are a bit nsfw.
NSFW Photos After The Jump!!!
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Cougar Spoof Angers Aussie Groups – F-Listed
Jennifer Aniston Is Rockin’ The Black Dress – Popbytes
Kim Kardashian Blows – Celebrity Smack
Kate Moss Gets Her Ring Looked At – Holy Moly
Mariah Carey Thought She Was Conservative – Celeb News Wire
Jessica Alba Loves Her Some Craigslist – Pop Eater
Heidi Montag’s Album Sells Less Than 1,000 Copies – The Superficial
Brooke Burke’s Naked Epiphany – City Rag
Conan Vs. Jay Leno Via CGI – Tabloid Prodigy
Dina Lohan Needs To Clean It Up! – Drunken Stepfather
Should Sweatpants Be Banned In Public? – Zelda Lily
I Love Your Style, Penny Lane – College Candy
Brooke Mueller Is Battling Pneumonia – Wonderwall
David Hasselhoff Has Found Himself A Job – Yeeeah!
Amy Winehouse Escapes Jail Sentence Again – Anything Hollywood
Sasha Grey – Too Much Sex? – Hollywire
Steve-O, DJ Brown And Her Huge Lips – The Dirty
Tom Hanks Is Team Coco – ICYDK
Lindsay Lohan: Hooker With The Heart Of Meth – Litely Salted
T.I. Is Preparing To Drop An Album – Hollywood On Crack
Senator Scott Brown’s Nude Centerfold – Hollywood Dame
John Mayer Talks About Jennifer Aniston, Again – Allie Is Wired
Snooki Needs A Bong Hit – City Rag
Carrie Prejean Slips A Nipple – The Superficial
Kate Moss Kissed A Frog? – Holy Moly
Lady Gaga Vows To Help Haiti – Pop Eater
Surrey’s Biggest Douchebag – The Dirty
Neil Young Does “Pants On The Ground” – Celebrity Smack
Barack Obama Comments On Tiger Woods’ Personal Life – Zelda Lily
Ricky Gervais To Drunk Host Golden Globes – Celeb News Wire
Mischa Barton Looks Like A Weathered Whore – Drunken Stepfather
Mariah Carey Launches Her Own Champagne Line – Wonderwall
Lindsay Lohan Fears Her Sex Tape Release – Fatback Media
Jessica Simpson Almost Puked On Stage – ICYDK
Stop Exploiting Plus-Size Women, Fashion Rags! – College Candy
Kneel Before Jessica Simpson’s Rack – Litely Salted
Dakota Fanning Shows Off Her Sixties Style – Popbytes
Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Care About Haiti – Allie Is Wired
A Bungle In Kate’s Jungle – City Rag
Sharon Stone Didn’t Insult Meryl Streep – Pop Eater
Super Agent Ari Golden Defeated – The Dirty
Kate Gosselin Blew $7,000 On Her Hair – The Superficial
Mashup: Kiss Vs. Gossip – Popbytes
Sorry Guys, No Naked Natalie Portman – F-Listed
Christina Aguilera In A Short Skirt – Drunken Stepfather
Artie Lange Released From The Hospital – Celebrity Smack
Kim Kardashian Admits To Having Cellulite – Wonderwall
Mel Gibson Covered In Cow Brains – Celeb News Wire
Brooke Mueller Was Also A Crack Addict – Anything Hollywood
Kendra Wilkinson Pimps Out Her New Baby – ICYDK
Pamela Anderson Is Single Again – DListed
Ellen DeGeneres Will Cry – Celeb News Wire
Jay Leno Vs. Conan O’Brien, Funny Man Poll – College Candy
Adam Lambert’s AMAs FCC Complaints – Allie Is Wired
Are you a woman or does your wife/girlfriend worry about being a little curvy? Well they shouldn’t really worry about eating a little too much over the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons because a new poll says curvy is sexy.
Kate Winslet comes out on top of a poll of the most desirable figure amongst women, while Kelly Brook comes in second place followed by Halle Berry in third.
Dr Jacquie Lavin, behind the poll, said “it shows a positive shift that women are more likely to see Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook as the ideal body shape rather than Kate Moss or Victoria Beckham. It perhaps suggests that it is not being “skinny” that is most important to them anymore, it is being healthy. However, there still remains a great deal of pressure on women to conform to an unrealistic ideal and our survey showed that a massive 85 per cent of women are at least occasionally unhappy with their weight.”
The poll asked over 2,000 women about whose body they would most want to have and 16% of them voted for Winslets body. As with every list there has to be a bit of fail in the list, that goes to Katie Price (aka Jordan). Check out the full list:
1. Kate Winslet – 16%
2. Kelly Brook – 15%
3. Halle Berry – 12%
4. Cheryl Cole – 10%
5. Beyonce – 6%
6. Megan Fox – 5%
7. Lily Allen – 4%
8. Keeley Hazell – 2%
9. Kate Moss – 1%
9. Katie Price – 1%
9. Victoria Beckham – 1%
I’m not a woman, but I want Kate Winslets body too. Just not in that way.
source: Curves rule as Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook top poll of most desirable celebrity bodies [Daily Mail]
Full Metal Jacket! – City Rag
Burglar Has Hot Items Belonging To Nelly – Pop Eater
Wendy Williams Has Fake Boobs? – F-Listed
A Sober Kate Moss Jokes That She’s Hammered – Holy Moly
Paris Hilton Taints The Fraggles – Popbytes
Cindy Crawford Brings The Hotness – Celebrity Smack
Angelina Jolie Actually Looks Happy – Celeb News Wire
Mel Gibson’s Baby Mama Is Not Happy – Hollywood Dame
Kendra Wilkinson Shot Out A Huge Baby – Litely Salted
Lindsay Lohan Is Still Playing For Samantha’s Team – ICYDK
Kevin Federline Steps Up To Par – Pacific Coast News
OMG, Neil Diamond Celebrates Hannukah – OMG! Blog
Victoria Beckham Is Looking Fierce – Tabloid Prodigy
Eddie Cibrian Claims His Wife Attacked Him – Wonderwall
Jessica Alba In Some Shiny Happy Clothes – Drunken Stepfather
Rachel Uchitel Might Do Playboy – Fatback Media
Shame On You, Susan Sarandon – Yeeeah!
Jason Segel For Hanukkah? – College Candy
Chace Crawford Thinks He’s Hot Crap – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian & Vanessa Minnillo Suck At Acting – Allie Is Wired
Lindsay Lohan is featured in the new issue of art magazine, Muse, and she is doing her best impression of Kate Moss which somehow means she has to show off her ass.
The photoshoot is supposed to be inspired by Moss’ relationship with Johnny Depp back in the 1990’s. Petey Wright, a male model, took on the role of Depp.
Yu Tsai, the photographer, told Page Six…. “I was always fascinated by Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, and when I asked Lindsay to do a shoot, she jumped at the chance. It was all about her being sexy, channeling Kate from the ’90s. When I suggested adding another girl, Lindsay invited Sofia, who is a friend and a dancer for Madonna. The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity. There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.”
“When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl. She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It’s raw, it’s exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: ‘I want to make this iconic.’ ”
I did not need to see Lindsay Lohan’s gross ass in that position, hell I enjoyed the male models ass more than I did her. The magazie is on sale tomorrow and a steamy youtube video is supposed to be released as well.
What do you think of the photoshoot?
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source: Um. When Isn’t She Exposed? [Dlisted]
This week’s celebrity quotes includes Leighton Meester’s hate for the opposite sex, Jerry O’Connell’s Speedos, and Amanda Peet’s butt and boob wishes. Happy Friday!
“Honestly, I’ve hated every boyfriend I’ve had.”
– Leighton Meester, who’s currently dating “Gossip Girl” costar Sebastian Stan, to “British Glamour”
“I don’t like vampires. I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it.”
– Miley Cyrus, taking a bite out of on the “New Moon” fan-demonium, to Ohio radio station Q92
“Kids and dogs love him. He loves his mom and sister and girlfriend. He’s perfect. Too bad he’s ugly.”
– Natalie Portman, joking about her friend, Brothers costar and one of this year’s Sexiest Men Alive, Jake Gyllenhaal, to “People”
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
– Supermodel Kate Moss, revealing her personal motto, to “WWD”
“We’re talking about Mariah Carey. Of course she loves to hear herself.”
– Nick Cannon, on listening to his wife’s music at home, to “People”
“I want boobs, a gentle six-pack and a perky butt.”
– Amanda Peet, describing her ideal body, to “Self”
“I almost couldn’t get into the afterparty. I’m like, ‘I’m in the movie.’”
- Kellan Lutz, on going unrecognized following the L.A. premiere of “New Moon”, on Ellen
“I am doing it until they change their mind.”
– Alec Baldwin, on co-hosting the Oscars this year with Steve Martin, at the film Academy’s Governors Awards
“I see the commercials all the time and I always want one…it’s so exciting that I have my own now. I think I’m just going to live in this for the next month until lil Hank is born lolol.”
– Kendra Wilkinson, bragging about her new Snuggie, on her Web site
“There was a period where I thought, ‘Hey, maybe I’ll be the guy who brings the Speedo back.’”
– Jerry O’Connell, mocking his Speedo-wearing reputation after paps caught him in one on the set of his film “Piranha 3-D”
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Stevie Wonder Is On Twitter?!?? – Celebrity Smack
Mya Is Ready For A Break! – Pop Eater
Kate Moss Offends Fat People – Holy Moly
Brad Pitt Still Looks Like Mountain Man – Popbytes
Liam Gallagher Knows Sign Language – Tabloid Prodigy
Mariah Carey Demands Kittens – Celeb News Wire
Alexandra Kerry Is…Wait Who? – Fatback Media
Beyonce Goes Crowd Surfing – Yeeeah!
Chris Brown Looks So Disappointed – Pacific Coast News
Jaime Pressly Looks Old & Busted – Drunken Stepfather
Is Jennifer Lopez Spying On Her Ex? – Wonderwall
At Least Claire Danes Has Some Nice Shoes On – ICYDK
Hayden Panettiere Is Fellating A Machine Gun – The Superficial
Fashion Porn: Lace Orgy – College Candy
Lady Gaga Before She Was Famous – OMG! Blog
Martha Stewart Loves Her Some Vampire Meat – Hollywood Dame
Pamela Anderson Is Such A Treasure – Allie Is Wired
Elderly Man With Sneezing Sex Fetish Arrested – Tabloid Prodigy
Fred Durst’s Marriage Is Already Over – Pop Eater
Never Trust A Big Butt & A Smile – OMG Blog!
Courtney Love To Be The New Queen Of Venezuela? – F-Listed
Lucy Vodden Of Beatles Fame Dies – Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks Like A Pumpkin – Websters Is My Bitch
Kelly Brook Feeds Your Fetish Fantasies – Celeb News Wire
Beyonce Has A Tattoo On Her Hand – City Rag
Kate Moss Wants To Sing – Holy Moly
Just Because He’s Cute: Jon Hamm – Popbytes
Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds Photographed Together! – Pacific Coast News
The Hills Revisited: Major Makeovers – College Candy
LaLa Vasquez Can’t Pay Someone To Wash Her Car? – Drunken Stepfather
Lady Gaga Doesn’t Want You To Notice Her – The Superficial
Beyonce Kicks Lindsay Lohan Out – Allie Is Wired
Accidental Dongs Are Everywhere! – Omg Blog
Shia LaBeouf Is Packing Meat – Tabloid Prodigy
Kate Moss Is Never Tardy For The Party – Popbytes
Someone Finally Translates Courtney Love To English – Pop Eater
Gerard Butler’s Got Something To Smile About – ICYDK
Pamela Anderson Is So Modest – Websters Is My Bitch
Khloe Kardashian Wants Us To Think She’s For Real – Pacific Coast News
Kirsten Dunst Is A Giggling Fool – Anything Hollywood
Phoebe Price Is Not Shy At All – Drunken Stepfather
Kimberly Stewart Scrapes The Bottom Of The Barrell – Holy Moly
Is Marilyn Manson Dying? – Celebrity Smack
Don’t Call Kevin Federline A Gold Digger – Fatback Media
Jude Law Is As Responsible As You Suspected – Celeb News Wire
Michael Jackson Touched Babies…Too Soon? – The Superficial
Taylor Swift Is Making Lots Of Money From Kanye’s Insult – Ninja Dude
Average Sex: Everybody’s Doing It – College Candy
Holly Madison Got Another Job Besides Being A Stripper – Wonderwall
Lindsay Lohan Is Still Cutting Herself – Hollywood Dame
Kristin Cavallari Apologizes For Creating Speidi – Allie Is Wired
AskMen have put together a list of 10 women that give women a lady boner, if you don’t know what a lady boner is then I feel bad for your imagination. They are women that any woman finds hot and would love to be in a threesome or even one on one action with.
No.10 – Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale began her career as a lady-boner popper in Kenneth Branagh’s film adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. From there, she continued to make her female fans swoon with the heartbreaking Brokedown Palace, the romantic Serendipity and as the love-torn nurse in Pearl Harbor. Unfortunately for the ladies, her smoking looks pushed her into guy-boner territory when she made films like Underworld, Van Helsing, and the Adam Sandler comedy Click (c’mon, who doesn’t want to fast-forward his wife). Yet, Kate Beckinsale’s not content — she wants to be considered a serious actress. If she continues to do films like Snow Angels and the upcoming drama Winged Creatures, she’ll be an untouchable lady-boner popper: beautiful and critically appreciated.
No.9 – Kate Moss
The most famous waif since Twiggy, Kate Moss is notorious for partying, drugging, and Winehouse-like fights with former boyfriend Pete Doherty. Despite all this, women can’t help but love her. After being dumped by a number of fashion designers due to her cocaine honeymoon, she was named the face Donna Karan, Yves Saint-Laurent and Roberto Cavalli for spring 2008. At 35 (that’s 60 in supermodel years), she just keeps going. Now she has her own clothing line, DJs parties with her superstar friends and even has a new ugly musician boyfriend, Jamie Hince from The Kills.
No.8 – M.I.A.
The British-born Tamil singer-songwriter first rose to acclaim as a visual artist. In 2004, hip-hop geeks started passing around her singles “Galang” and “Sunshowers” via file sharing. Four years later, she’s performing pregnant at the Grammy Awards alongside a foursome of male lady-boner poppers: Kanye West, T.I., Jay-Z and Lil Wayne. All pregnant women wish they looked that good at nine months and could pull off that outfit. Even with her music fame, Grammys and Oscar nomination, M.I.A. continues to make art that is heavily political and invokes the culture of her native Sri Lanka.
No.7 – Kate Winslet
Beating out over 175 other girls, Kate Winslet won her first major role in Peter Jackson’s Heavenly Creatures. She attacked the role of a teenage murderer and then became a graceful, Victorian beauty in Sense and Sensibility. It’s that same grace that makes women gaga now, along with Winslet’s refusal to conform to Hollywood’s stick-thin physical ideal. She wears her curves and classic beauty with confidence. This, along with her charisma and talent, makes the six-time Oscar-nominated (and one-time Oscar winning) Winslet one of the best actresses of her generation — and a huge lady-boner popper.
No.6 – Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson’s lady-boner power is proof positive that sometimes women are just like men. They don’t always care if a beautiful female has something going upstairs or not. She’s not a great actress and her album of Tom Waits covers seemed like a cool idea, until we realized people have ears. Scarlett Johansson pops lady boners with pure sex appeal. They just can’t help themselves: those full lips, that milky skin, that make-out scene with Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona. It makes women just as hot and bothered as men. You and your girlfriend can connect over that, if nothing else.
No.5 – Beyonce Knowles
Few musical artists, male or female, cause more of a stir on the dance floor than Beyonce. Her velvety voice and catchy tunes cause women to shake their booties and squeal. Men should all thank Beyonce for that. However, her female empowering “If I Were A Boy” and the commitment-happy “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” make us look bad. That just makes ladies love her even more. She’s the new Mariah Carey without the crazy. She lives a hip-hop fairy tale with her thug prince Jay-Z and still manages to keep her personal life out of the limelight.
No.4 – Gisele Bundchen
The Brazilian beauty is the highest paid model in the world and the wife of NFL star Tom Brady. Women don’t know if they just want to stare at her for hours or be her. She’s lived the sweet life since her teens. Discovered by a modeling agency at the age of 14, Gisele moved to New York City at 16. Three years later, she appeared on the cover of Vogue. Nine years later, she’s appeared on over 500 magazine covers, dated Leonardo DiCaprio and professional surfer Kelly Slater and is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel.
No.3 – Michelle Obama
Women in their mid-forties dream about looking so wonderful. Then there’s everything else Michelle Obama balances — being a mother and the First Lady, maintaining a rigorous workout schedule. She’s a self-made woman, clawing her way up from meager beginnings in Chicago to attend both Princeton and Harvard Law School, and then she became a high-powered Chicago lawyer. Some compliment her by comparing her to Jackie Kennedy, but the comparison is off. Where Jackie wore extravagance, Michelle makes J.Crew look great. She inspires regular women in these tough times to still embody class, style and poise.
No.2 – Tina Fey
Over the last two years, Tina Fey has skyrocketed into top lady-boner land. Here is one piece of proof that when women say that a sense of humor turns them on, they actually mean it. She’s smart, sexy and poised, and she balances being a mother and a wife with a career as one of the funniest people on earth. She was the first female head writer on SNL, then returned to impersonate Sarah Palin, giving the show their best ratings in 14 years. Her show 30 Rock, which she stars in and for which she does most of the writing, is the funniest thing on TV.
No.1 – Angelina Jolie
She is the beauty that defines this decade: glamorous, fat lips and skinny as hell. Women adore her as much as men covet her. Every female on earth, at least once, fantasized about what it would be like to steal Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston. Jolie actually did it! She’s larger than life, gliding through the world picking up beautiful babies and starring in blockbusters and Oscar films alike. Nobody even remembers how f*cking crazy she was with Billy Bob Thornton — that says a lot.
Now, I agree with all of these women but where the hell is Adriana Lima?
source: Lady-Boner Poppers [AskMen]
Mischa Barton Needs A Kiss? – City Rag
Kate Gosselin Turns Down Playboy, Thankfully – Splash News
Kim Cattrall Is Looking Pretty…Haggard – Pacific Coast News
John Mayer Is Still Ashamed Of Jessica Simpson – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian Says Peace To Her Blonde Hair – Hollywire
Perez Hilton Queefs Out “Gaydar” – Tabloid Prodigy
Jay-Z Enjoyed Dealing Drugs – Popeater
The Kardashian Sisters Are At War! – Popbytes
Gay Fan Propositions George Clooney – Holy Moly
Kate Moss Is MAD! – Ninja Dude
Joe Francis Is An Indian Giver – Websters Is My Bitch
Ashton Kutcher Says Real Men Do Wear Pink – ICYDK
Pamela Anderson Really Is Trailer Trash – F-Listed
Chris Noth Has A Sex Tape? – Celebrity Smack
Lindsay Lohan Got A Job Everyone! – The Superficial
Eff Ed Hardy – College Candy
Lady Gaga Wants To Turn The World Gay – The Superficial
Milla Jovovich Minus The Clothes For Maxim – F-Listed
Lily Allen Is A Bad Influence? Or Is It Kate Moss? – Celebrity Smack
Mischa Barton Looks Like Total Crap – Celeb News Wire
Something’s Up With Mariah Carey – ICYDK
Jennie Garth Keeps Mum On Who RPattz Is Dating – Hollywood Dame
Peaches Geldof Looks Like A Hot Goth Mess – Holy Moly
4 Minutes…To Mix The World – Popbytes
Poor Gary Coleman – Websters Is My Bitch
First Look At Kourtney Kardashian’s Ultrasound Photo – Tabloid Prodigy
The 10 Best Jack Nicholson Vacation Photos Ever – Popeater
Meagan Good Celebrates Her 28th Birthday – Hollywire
Megan Fox Snacks On Teenage Boys – Socialite Life
Jon Gosselin Is Partying With College Kids – Fatback Media
Tom Brady In Details Magazine – Yeeeah!
What He Really Thinks Of Your Christian Siriano Shoes – College Candy
Ashley Tisdale Doesn’t Waste Change – Pacific Coast News
Keanu Reeves Looks Like Mountain Man – Splash News
Kate Hudson Vs. Minka Kelly – Anything Hollywood
Miley Cyrus Endorses Cherries – Allie Is Wired
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