Ke$ha has announced that if you go see her on concert you can expect to get free condoms, all with her face on the wrapper. Nothing would turn me on more than seeing her face on a condom wrapper, yeah right.
Ke$ha signed a deal with LifeStyle to create over 10,000 condoms that she will throw out to audience members during her upcoming tour. She said…
“If you come to a live show, it’s a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you’ll get a special edition Kesha condom. If it breaks, you have to name you daughter or son after me.”
It’s cool that she’s doing that, I’ve always thought more places should hand out free condoms, but I’d imagine loads of them would burst from people standing on them and who the hell wants to name there kid after her?
Ke$ha has apparently found herself in yet another nude photo scandal, just months after a photo of her leaked online showing her with some guys jizz on her chest she now has more sex photos leak.
The above photo is pretty tame and just shows her kissing some guy but the photo under the cut below shows the guy performing oral sex on her.
There’s no point in me blabbing on about the photos, just check them out for yourself and you decide if you believe it’s really her or not.
For today’s top ten celebrity quotes, we’ve got January Jones talking about Jason Sudeikis seeing her naked, David Hasselhoff talking about his abs and Jane Lynch’s proud jealousy over her “Glee” castmates. Enjoy!!
“I had 20 years to show off my abs. Those days are over.”
– Dancing with the Stars’ season 11 contestant David Hasselhoff, on his plan to keep his shirt on in the ballroom, to People
“He’s never seen me naked, nor will he after those comments.”
– January Jones, shutting down her rumored boyfriend Jason Sudeikis after he revealed a little too much about their relationship, to People
“I’m just using ‘Conan’ and dropping the ‘O’Brien’ because I want to get away from the whole Irish thing.”
– Conan O’Brien, after revealing the eponymous title of his new TBS show via YouTube, in a press release
“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum.”
– Paris Hilton’s alleged explanation for the cocaine found in her purse, from an officer’s report of the drug bust
“Excited, uptight, supportive and horny – kind of.”
– Due Date’s Robert Downey Jr., recalling his anticipation before the birth of his son 17 years ago, to People
“He’s a little Cajun cookie.”
– Sandra Bullock, fondly referring to her New Orleans-born 7-month-old son Louis, on the Today show
“Listen, I’m not afraid of anything. I’m Colombian.”
– Modern Family’sSofia Vergara, showing no fear in fulfilling a pledge to streak down Sunset Boulevard if her show won the Emmy for outstanding comedy (which it did!), to Access Hollywood
“No one else can compare to him…besides maybe Matt Lauer.”
– Katy Perry, giving fiancé Russell Brand a little competition, on the Today show
“In my fantasy world…I would wear just headdresses and run around in body paint and a glitter diaper.”
– Ke$ha, sharing her dream wardrobe, to MTV
“I love you. You’re young and you’re wonderful. You’re fresh-faced, and when I’m not seething with jealousy, I’m so proud of you.”
– Jane Lynch, thanking her Glee castmates while accepting her best supporting actress Emmy for her role as the scheming Sue Sylvester
My thoughts on the above quotes? Jane Lynch is hilarious. Paris Hilton is a special kind of stupid. So is Ke$ha, just plain dumb. And The Hoff is overrated.
Another terrible video for another terrible Ke$ha song has been released, and the world of idiots and bandwagon jumpers are all excited about it.
This “song” is called “Your Love Is My Drug“, and it’s (as mentioned above) terrible. I don’t think you’d call what she’s doing here singing, and it’s certainly not rapping… I think I’m just going to call it ear raping. In the video, she’s prancing around the desert with some dirty hippy, mumbling about drugs or something. Then she rhymes “affected” with “crackhead”.
I don’t know, I really wasn’t paying attention.
Watch the video if you want, I don’t really suggest that you do though, unless you’ve done something bad lately and feel the need to punish yourself.
Why the hell does this bleached monkey even have a career? Is it because she looks like John Travolta? She has no talent and she doesn’t even write her own songs, yet fans are buying up her album at an alarming rate. Is this what music is becoming?
I farted earlier and it carried a better tune than this bitch.
So last night, the geniuses behind The Simpsons decided to completely kill the show. I mean, it’s only the longest-running comedy in television history, with an opening skit that people have been watching for it’s subtle changes since December 17, 1989.
Then last night happened. Oh sweet, sweet baby Jesus. Last night really happened:
Oh, it sucks so bad. I want to burn my eyes out with acid.
They have the entire freakin’ town of Springfield singing Ke$ha‘s “Tik Tok“. What the hell has happened to the Earth that I used to live on? I don’t know how that woman is even a celebrity, so I really can’t figure out how she just contributed to the death of one of my favorite shows. They have never changed their opening sequence (with the exception of small changes when they went HD and on Halloween specials), so the one time that the creative superstars behind the show finally completely change the intro, they change it to this pile of steaming crap?
While The Simpsons has been getting rather bland over the past couple of years, many people still watch it out of sheer loyalty to the show. But last night’s blatant attempt to appeal to the teeny-boppers just pisses me off. Next Sunday they should open the show with a song by Justin Bieber.
I hate this chick. I don’t have any real reason to hate her, I just do. Something about her makes me want to find something cute and fuzzy and just beat the shit out of it. What is she, 23? She looks 40. I’m not saying I wouldn’t do her, don’t get me wrong. Then again, I’d try to impregnate a fence post with enough alcoholic motivation and lube.
Anyway, here are some outtakes from the Maxim photo shoot that Ke$ha recently did. Enjoy ‘em, if you’re into this chick.
I knew it wouldn’t be long before Ke$ha was showing some kind of skin. It’s only a matter of time before these starlets get famous and show a little something.
Ke$ha showed her butt as she was getting into her chauffeur driven car last night. The singer was wearing a shiny little dress that left little to the imagination.
After attending the Shockwaves NME Awards last night, she crept into the car and gave the waiting paparazzi something to snap.
Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got the best celebrity quotes of the week! This week’s top quotes include Katy Perry’s snappy reply on “American Idol”, Josh Duhamel’s wife stalking and Mariah Carey’s porn joke. Enjoy!
“Nick, come on, you know you look at porn. Tonight when me and my husband look at porn, I already know it’s gonna be a humdinger!”
– Mariah Carey, pretending to be “Debbie from Long Island,” prank calling husband Nick Cannon’s radio show, Rollin’ With Nick Cannon on 92.3 NOW FM
“I might just be way too boring to ever be a really great actress.”
– Jessica Biel, to “Vogue”
“I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover…He’s amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.”
– Ke$ha, revealing her secret crush on Zach Galifianakis to The Morning Mash Up on SIRIUS XM Radio
“I think it’s just the way I grew up, like my grandma did it, my mom did it. It’s like a very natural thing to put the jellies in your purse. I’ll bring Ziploc bags on a trip and fill it with the hotel shampoos. I haven’t paid for soap in three years so you tell me who’s doing it right.”
– Kristen Bell, revealing her family’s frugal traditions, on “Lopez Tonight”
“I gave her an iPod. And when the naughty scenes came on, I pressed ‘play’ and covered her eyes.”
– Ryan Gosling, explaining how his mom watched his new movie “Blue Valentine” at the Sundance Film Festival, to MTV
“This is not a Lifetime movie, sweetheart.”
– “American Idol” guest judge Katy Perry, clashing with fellow judge Kara Dioguardi during the show’s L.A. tryouts
“I decided to get a tattoo because it was the most shocking thing I could think of doing. Now I’m utterly disgusted and shocked because it’s become completely mainstream, which is unacceptable to me.”
– Helen Mirren, on “Good Morning America”
“Honestly, I think some of my family members of a certain generation were more skittish about me playing a gay character on Six Feet Under than watching me play a killer.”
– “Dexter” star Michael C. Hall, on his family being okay with him playing a serial killer, to “Parade” magazine
“You can’t be Mick and Keith. You can’t be the one on drugs and the one in control.”
– Courtney Love, equating her failed solo music effort to the Rolling Stones, to “Dazed and Confused” magazine
“That’s how I got my wife. I literally stalked her for weeks until she said yes. They say it’s not stalking if she says yes.”
– Josh Duhamel, sharing how he romanced Fergie, to “Parade” magazine
