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Hollywood’s 8 Worst Kissers

You know when you’re watching a movie and there’s a passionate kiss in the film and you imagine the actors being an incredible kisser? Well maybe you don’t do that but I do sometimes, but anyway they aren’t all good kissers according to Hollywood Life. They’ve come up with 8 actors who are the worst kissers in Hollywood.

Robert Pattinson
Believe it or not, R-Patz isn’t the perfect kisser he appears to be. Closeness is good, but there is such a thing as TOO close. “My nose is running all over the place … and Reese had this wig on, and literally, I was wiping my nose on her wig,” he told MTV about his love scene with Reese Witherspoon in Water For Elephants.

Angelina Jolie
Angie’s Wanted co-star James McAvoy described kissing her as “awkward, sweaty and not very nice.”

Emma Watson
Hogwarts’ most fashion-forward student could apparently use a few lessons in the art of the smooch. Her Harry Potter co-star Rupert Grint compared her aggressive technique to that of an “animal.”

Orlando Bloom
When asked which of her Pirates of the Caribbean co-stars was a better kisser, Keira Knightley answered, “Johnny Depp certainly wasn’t bad.” Poor Orlando!

Leonardo DiCaprio
Leo may have been irresistible to Kate Winslet in Titanic, but his magic mouth apparently doesn’t work as well on land. “I think Leonardo is a nice guy, but I wouldn’t want him as a lover,” said Virginie Leydoyen, Leo’s co-star in The Beach. “I can’t really remember his kiss.”

Victoria Beckham
The late Corey Haim once admitted that ex-girlfriend Victoria “does this little grr gnaw thing,” which he likened to “a girl gnawing on your lip.”

Matt Lanter
While we have a feeling she may have been kidding, AnnaLynne McCord had less-than-kind things to say about locking lips with her 90210 co-star: ”[Matt] actually is a really bad kisser, so it kind of sucks.”

Jason Segel
He may have landed Kristen Bell AND Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Jason’s How I Met Your Mother co-star Alyson Hannigan wasn’t as big a fan of his — at least not at first. “[Alyson] told me she would not do any romantic scenes with me as long as I was smoking,” Jason said in an interview. (Smoker’s breath? Gross!)

source: [Hollywood Life]

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Keira The Midget & Links To Hollywood


Keira Knightley Is A Little PersonCity Rag

Keith Olbermann Joining Current TV – Pop Eater

This Is What Slash’s Wife Kicked – The Superficial

Lauren Conrad Bounces Back After Show Cancellation – Daily Fill

Everything Is Bigger In Texas – IDLYITW

Leighton Meester Tweets Bikini Pic – Amy Grindhouse

Jenny McCarthy Is Single Again – ICYDK

OMG, Matthew Mitcham Is Defined! – OMG Blog

Glee Vs. The Lohans: Round 2! – Popbytes

Jessica Szohr Gets Packed – Celebs.com

Zsa Zsa Gabor Celebrates 94th Birthday, Is A Trooper – Celebrity Smack

Which Celeb Is Your Valentine’s Dream Date? – Anything Hollywood

Camille & Kelsey: D-Day Is Coming! – Betty Confidential

Zac Efron Has A New Woman? – Why Fame

More ‘Teen Mom‘ Drama – Wonderwall

Bristol Palin Has A Confession To Make! – Hollywood Life

Nicole Eggert Is Pregnant! – Holly Baby

The Federlines Are Bowling Boys – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Kathy Lee Gifford Has Old Lady Boobs – Drunken Stepfather

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Brittany HerreraF-Listed

Is Miley Cyrus Shaping Up To Be A Bad Egg? – Evil Beet Gossip

What’s The Big Deal About Rihanna’s New Song? – College Candy

Simon Cowell Says The U.S. Has The Most Talent – Holy Moly

Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene Getting Married? – Allie Is Wired

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Forbes’ Top Grossing On-Screen Couples

Forbes have come up with a list of the top earning on-screen couples ever and it’s pretty much full of people who starred together in a franchise. As opposed to back in the day when Hollywood stars would star in a few movies together. Before I even read the list I knew who would be on top, take a look for yourself…

Ben Stiller and Teri Polo, $1 billion

Little Fockers might be one of the worst reviewed movies of 2010, but it is making a lot of money. So far the Meet the Parents trilogy has earned $1 billion at the box office. With those kinds of numbers, a fourth movie can’t be far behind. Expect more trouble for the young marrieds played by Stiller and Polo.

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Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow, $1.2 billion

We didn’t include this couple when we first did this list last year because after the first Iron Man, they still weren’t really a couple. But in the second movie, Downey’s Tony Stark admitted his feelings for Paltrow’s Pepper Potts. No word on if Paltrow will make an appearance in the upcoming film The Avengers, which will feature Iron Man, among other heroes.

Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen, $1.5 billion

Hayden Christensen didn’t make his Star Wars debut as Anakin Skywalker until the fifth movie, Attack of the Clones. But his relationship with Natalie Portman’s Padme was crucial to the sci-fi tale as the pair ultimately became parents to Luke and Leia.

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox, $1.5 billion

Transformers is really all about robots that turn into cars but somewhere in the first two movies was a love story between LaBeouf’s Sam Witwicky and Fox’s Mikaela Banes. The two couldn’t have been that inseparable though because director Michael Bay decided to jettison Fox in the third movie in favor of Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, $1.8 billion

While romance is secondary in some of the films discussed on this list, it’s the main theme in the Twilight series about a human girl, played by Stewart, who falls for Pattinson’s sensitive vampire. There are still two films left in the successful franchise. A movie based on the first half of Breaking Dawn hits theaters this coming November.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, $1.9 billion

For a film with equal parts romance and action it’s hard to do better than Titanic. The 1997 film featured a pair of doomed, class-crossed lovers set against the epic sinking of the giant cruise ship. The film is the second-highest-grossing of all time with $1.8 billion. DiCaprio and Winslet appeared together again in the much smaller film Revolutionary Road in 2008.

Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley, $2.7 billion

Yes, the Pirates franchise is mostly about Johnny Depp staggering around like a drunk who just fell into a case of makeup. But for the first three films there was a romance that helped ground the movies. Seems like Disney and producer Jerry Bruckheimer didn’t think it was crucial to the story though. Bloom and Knightley’s characters have been written out of the fourth installment.

Viggo Mortensen and Liv Tyler, $3 billion

As Aragorn and the elf Arwen, Mortensen and Tyler play a pair of lovers struggling to maintain a relationship amid an epic quest to destroy evil. The pair helped make the fantasy films a bit more relatable for people who got confused by all the characters in Middle Earth. No word on if the pair will appear in the upcoming prequel: The Hobbit.

Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, $6.3 billion

It took seven movies but Ron and Hermione are finally acting on their long simmering love. In the most recent Harry Potter film, Rupert Grint got to do a bit of bravura acting watching his worst fears come to life, including Watson’s Hermione falling in love with Harry instead of him. Expect the pair to finally smooch in the final film hitting theaters this summer.

source: Top 10 On-Screen Couples [Forbes]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Klingon Head Rage & Links To Hollywood


Klingon Head Rage 2010City Rag

Taylor Swift Looks Up To Gwyneth PaltrowPop Eater

George Clooney Engaged? – Daily Fill

Lucy Pinder Is Good At Sunbathing – IDLYITW

Best Of 2010: Ashley Greene In Body Paint – The Superficial

Courteney Cox & Brian Van Holt: Sparks? – Celebrity Smack

Kelsey Grammer Puts His Divorce In The Fast Lane – Celeb News Wire

Rachel Weisz & Daniel Craig Are Probably Bangin’ – Popbytes

Justin Bieber Wants To Hug Romanian Orphans – ICYDK

Katy Perry Before She Was Famous – Wonderwall

The 5 Things You Need For A Memorable NYE – College Candy

Kendra Wilkinson Spooked By Sex Toy – Hollywood Life

Britney Spears Coming Out With A New Sound – Hollywire

Christmas Came Early For Audrina PatridgeBetty Confidential

Bristol Palin Did Something Respectable! – Evil Beet

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: LMC85F-Listed

Alyssa Milano & Jennifer Love Hewitt Kiss For The Homeless – Drunken Stepfather

Aishwarya Rai’s Skin Lightened For Elle India? – Amy Grindhouse

Call Him Diddy Claus, Minus The Ho-Ho – Tabloid Prodigy

OMG, Biopic: Mickey Rourke As Gareth Thomas – OMG Blog

Keira Knightley & Rupert Friend Split? – Why Fame

Kim Kardashian’s Awesome Christmas Present – Holly Baby

50 Cent Will Shovel Your Snow For $100 – Anything Hollywood

Vivid Offers To Buy Demi Lovato’s Alleged Sex Tape – Allie Is Wired

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The 10 Sexiest British Actresses Under 30

Fandago came up with a poll that asked people to vote for who they think is the sexiest british actress under the age of 30 and I’m very surprised by the results. While I do think they are beautiful, I definitely don’t think most of these are “sexy”.

10. Hayley Atwell

9. Katie Leung

8. Carey Mulligan

7. Rebecca Hall

6. Bonnie Wright

5. Gemma Arterton

4. Sienna Miller

3. Emily Blunt

2. Keira Knightley

1. Emma Watson

What a random list. Thoughts?

source: Watson tops sexy Brits poll [Toronto Sun]

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Ke$ha’s Dollar Sign & Links To Hollywood


Ke$ha Explains The Dollar SignPop Eater

Your Move, Jessica SimpsonCity Rag

Rosie Jones & Holly Peers Get Loaded – IDLYITW

Emma Watson Kisses Like An Animal – Daily Fill

Olivia Wilde Was A Professional Eater – Popbytes

Pink Has Confirmed Her Pregnancy – Hollywood Life

This Has To Be A War Crime. Has To Be. – The Superficial

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Pricey Romance – Wonderwall

Kingston Rossdale Has Interesting Fashion Sense – ICYDK

Keira Knightley Caught Smoking – Why Fame

Lindsay Lohan May Lose Inferno Role – Anything Hollywood

Carrie Underwood Doesn’t Like Kids? – Holly Baby

Tommy Lee & Sofi Go Shopping – Celebrity Smack

Youth Middle Age Gone Wild – Celeb News Wire

OMG, He’s Naked: Chris VanceOMG Blog

Christina Aguilera Looks Like A Tranny – Amy Grindhouse

Meet Your New Sequins Folk Hero – Tabloid Prodigy

Hilary Swank Is Bangin’ – F-Listed

Kim Kardashian’s Dead Animals – Betty Confidential

5 People You Should Never Defriend – College Candy

Woman Uses Sex Toy To Attempt Attack On Cop – Zelda Lily

Soap Star Eden Riegel Is Pregnant! – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Britney Spears’ Parents Have Reconciled – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Subliminal Seduction & Links To Hollywood


The Art Of Subliminal SeductionCity Rag

Sex-Obsessed Grandma Banged 200 Guys In 2 Years – Tabloid Prodigy

Jessica Lowndes Does FHM – IDLYITW

Miley Cyrus Is Going To College? – Daily Fill

Brad Pitt Is A Super Dad – Pop Eater

Halloween Winner: 5-Year-Old In Daphne Drag – OMG Blog

Scary Harry Potter Pics – Hollywood Life

Jenny McCarthy Pimps Out Baby Stuff – Holly Baby

Jimmy Kimmel Has A Point – Celebrity Smack

Some Sluts At The Horse Races Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Video Fix: Natasha Bedingfield’s ‘Strip Me’ – Popbytes

Oprah Addresses The Lesbian Rumors – Wonderwall

The Starting Line: I’m A Little Lost – College Candy

Trial Underway For New Hampshire’s Resident Psycho KillerZelda Lily

Fergie Rocks A Thong Bikini – Why Fame

Lindsay Lohan Is Hard At Work – Betty Confidential

Keira Knightley’s Back Door Burgled – Holy Moly

Kesha In Sequin Panties Isn’t A Good Look – F-Listed

Demi Lovato’s Father Shouldn’t Speak For Her – Amy Grindhouse

Jessica Alba Talks Priorities & Being Shy – Celebrity Baby Scoop

50 Cent Plays With A Half Million Dollars – Allie Is Wired

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13 Of The Bitchiest Celebrity Quotes

We all love a good celebrity feud, especially when they are so open about their feelings, so AOL have come up with some of the bitchiest celebrity quotes of all time.

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13. Lily Allen on Cheryl Cole:
“Taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid b*tch”

Shutting Lily Allen up is not easy, as Cheryl Cole found out after she crossed paths with the mouthy singer (see below to see the quote that got Lily fired up). In retaliation, Lily posted this famous quote on her blog. The atmosphere between the pair is still icy, with Cheryl reportedly threatening to walk from The X Factor if Lily goes anywhere near the show. Bitch rating 6/10

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12. Whitney Houston on Madonna:
“She’s the high priestess of tack”

Whitney and Madonna have never quite seen eye to eye. Back in the day when Whitney sold as many records as Madonna and could actually still sing, she made this comment about Madonna’s sexual image. She also said she would disown her children if they grew up to be anything like Madge. Let’s hope Whitney’s daughter Bobbi Christina doesn’t own any crucifixes or lacy gloves then. Bitch rating 6/10

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11. Sharon Osbourne on Dannii Minogue:
“She’s as dim as a bulb in a power cut… f***ing useless”

The X Factor is a breeding ground for bitching, especially when Sharon Osbourne’s involved. Somewhat miffed by having to sit next to the younger and prettier Dannii on the show’s judging panel, Sharon made this comment on Kylie’s sister after she quit the show. She also called Dannii an “annoying mosquito that you want to flick away”. Bitch rating 7/10

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10. Sharon Osbourne on Nicole Kidman:
“Her forehead looks like a f***ing flatscreen TV”

Ah, Sharon Osbourne again. You can always rely on Sharon for a juicy bitchfest. She made this quote in response to Moulin Rouge star Nicole Kidman’s claim that she hadn’t been under the surgeon’s knife. We’re actually with Sharon on this one. Bitch rating 7/10

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9. Donald Trump on Rosie O’Donnell:
“A fat pig. A degenerate. Unattractive.”

It’s not only women who bitch about each other. One of the most entertaining feuds in America is this one between two of the country’s highest-profile TV stars, Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell. It all started when Rosie criticised the Miss USA contest which Donald owns the rights to. Mr Trump responded with the delightful comment above. Charming. Bitch rating 8/10

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8. Victoria Beckham singing to Katie Price:
“Who let the dogs out!”

Another famous celebrity feud is the one between Victoria Beckham and Katie Price. This one began when Katie was dating Manchester United footballer Dwight Yorke and turned up at the club’s ground to be greeted by the sound of Victoria singing the Baha Men song ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ at her. Tensions between the pair have been icy ever since, with Price calling Posh talentless and Vicky blanking Katie at an Elton John charity bash. Bitch rating: 8/10

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7. Naomi Campbell to Tyra Banks:
“You’ll never be me. Don’t ever think you’ll be me”

The feud between Naomi and Tyra is the stuff of fashion legend. Tyra claims it was partly Naomi that forced her to quit the modelling industry for good. Banks claims queen bitch Campbell made this comment backstage at a fashion show in Milan, although during a rare TV interview together where Tyra squeezed a not-very-convincing apology out of Naomi, Miss Campbell denied she had ever said it. Bitch rating 8/10

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6. Cheryl Cole on Lily Allen:
“Everyone wants to look like her? Chick with a dick”

Cheryl Cole and Lily Allen have exchanged so many unpleasantries that you could fill a book with them. This is the one that got Lily so irate that she responded with the quote above. It all started when Lily called Cheryl’s Girls Aloud bandmate Nicola Roberts ‘the ugly one’, to which Cheryl retaliated with this corker of a quote. Bitch rating 9/10

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5. Christina Aguilera on Lady Gaga:
“I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman”

Back when Lady GaGa was but a mere newcomer on the music scene she was accused of copying Christina Aguilera, not the other way round as is the case now. When asked what she thought of Gaga stealing her style, Christina chipped in with the hilarious quote above. When told who Gaga was, she added: “Oh, the newcomer? I think she’s really fun to look at”. Meeooowww! Bitch rating 9/10

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4. Lindsay Lohan on Keira Knightley:
“That flat-chested cardboard cut-out”

Far be it from the acting illuminai that is La Lohan to criticise any other actresses, but it seems that’s exactly what she did when she made this comment about Oscar-nominated Keira. And Lindsay didn’t stop there, she also called Sienna Miller “a no-talent crackhead”, and allegedly scrawled graffiti saying Scarlett Johansson was “fat and ugly” on a toilet wall in a bar in New York. She needs locking up! Bitch rating: 9/10

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3. Joan Collins on Linda Evans:
“It’s quite off putting to have to look at that face”

The legendary Dynasty bitch fights between Alexis and Crystle weren’t just for the TV cameras. Behind the scenes, actresses Joan Collins and Linda Evans hated each other just as much as their alter-egos did. When the pair reunited for the play Legends in 2006, Joan went on record with this fabulously bitchy quote about her co-star’s penchant for cosmetic surgery: “Linda arrives at first rehearsal with cosmetic surgery tape over and under her eyelids and underneath her chin. She also has the weirdest collagen enhanced lips I’ve ever seen. They make her look like a gargoyle when she smiles”. Bitch rating: 10/10

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2. Sharon Osbourne on Susan Boyle:
“She’s been hit with the ugly stick. You just want to say God bless and here’s a Gillette razor”

Osbourne matriarch Sharon makes her third appearance on our list for this shocker of a quote made on live radio in the US. Asked about Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle, Sharon’s mouth ran away with her and before long the quote had rippled across the Atlantic. America’s Got Talent judge Sharon was sure to have got a rap on the knuckles from her boss Simon Cowell, and she has since made a public apology to Subo. Bitch rating: 10/10

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1. Etta James on Beyonce:
“I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whupped. I can’t stand Beyonce”

Soul legend Etta James was far from amused when Beyonce was invited to sing her song At Last at Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony in 2009. The singer, who Beyonce had also portrayed in the film Cadillac Records much to James’ disgust, piped up: “She had no business singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.” Bitch rating 10/10

I love that Sharon Osbourne is on this list so much, that’s why I love her.

source: The 13 bitchiest celeb quotes in the world ever [Celebrity Channel]

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10 Director & Actor Pairings Who Need A Break From Each Other

You know how when you go see a movie and it seems the director is always using the same actors over and over? Well here is a list of 10 pairs that need to just give each other a break and work with other people.

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10. Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton (5 films together)

Helena Bonham Carter, believe it or not, used to be a distinguished actress who was nominated for an Oscar for her performance in The Wings Of A Dove. Since with Burton, however, she only seems to find work in his films slumming around in creepy makeup. Apart from some appearances in the Harry Potter series, the actress hasn’t made a notable splash outside the Burtonverse since 1999’s Fight Club and it seems like there is no slowing down this husband/wife movie making duo. Burton has three projects slated for production that will likely feature the quirky actress.

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9. Denzel Washington and Tony Scott (4 films together)

Have you ever noticed a couple at a party and one person was so clearly out of the other person’s league that it left you dumbfounded? This is the feeling I get every time Denzel Washington agrees to make another film with Tony Scott. Washington is one of the greatest actors of this generation, has two Oscars and is a considerable box office draw and yet he chooses to work so faithfully with the lesser of the Scott brothers (I was hoping that American Gangster would steer him in the direction of the more talented brother). There has to be some secret to their working relationship that keeps Washington coming back for more. Whatever it is, I hope Washington wises up and starts working with directors worthy of his talent as soon as possible.

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8. Keira Knightley and Joe Wright (2 films together)

These two have only made 2 films together but their working relationship became stale somewhere around the middle point of Atonement. Perhaps the problem is that Keira Knightley seems to only play in period dramas (she’s done 5 in the last few years) and thus her work with Wright seems redundant? There were rumors that the two were going to take on My Fair Lady but luckily they abandoned that project. Knightley is marginally talented and Wright seems to have a good eye but unless the two of them break out of their comfort zones (each other), they will forever be pigeonholed into the realm of glossy period productions.

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7. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard (4 films together)

Although their works have been spread out over 3 decades, the recent one-two punch of The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons was enough to suggest these two go on permanent hiatus from each other. With the critical ‘meh’ that the first film received, I was shocked the sequel (based on the much less popular book) was ever greenlight in the first place. Hanks and Howard are both capable of producing good work but rarely do so together. Perhaps the two should look into doing another comedy a la their 1984 classic Splash?

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6. Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar (4 films together)

It’s hard to fault this pairing because most of their work together has been stunning but the Spanish duo’s last film together, Broken Embraces, left a lot to be desired. Almodovar has always relied on muses and Cruz has served him well over the years but now seems like a good time for them to take a break from each other. Cruz has become a hot commodity in the US and Almodovar needs to take on a new direction. Interestingly, Almodovar is turning to one of his former muses, Antonio Banderas, for his next film.

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5. Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott (5 films together)

I’m a big fan of Sir Ridley Scott but the ‘Russell Crowe’ years have led to his most boring films as a director. Sure, their initial pairing (Gladiator) re-established Scott as an auteur and turned Crowe into a bonafide star but their subsequent pairings have done nothing for me as a viewer. With Scott setting his sights on 2 Alien prequels, it seems unlikely that he will find room for Crowe in those films but going back to a past success doesn’t bode well for a reinvigoration of the director’s creative potential.

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4. Scarlett Johansson and Woody Allen (3 films together)

Woody Allen does love his young blonde starlets, doesn’t he? Sometimes he is able to garner fantastic performances out of them (Mira Sorvino in Mighty Aphrodite) but he hasn’t had such luck with Ms. Johansson. She’s starred in quite possibly his worst film to date (Scoop) and been the least interesting part in the better of his more recent efforts (Match Point and Vicky Cristina Barcelona). Now that the actress is over the age of 25 perhaps old Woody will grow tired of her and move on to younger stars to fill his creative void. That’s the thing Allen loves about his stars, he gets older but they stay the same age.

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3. Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass(3 films together)

If Green Zone proved one thing it is that Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon should probably avoid each other outside of the Bourne series if they don’t want inevitable comparisons to their previous work. It would be hard not to draw those comparisons since the trademarks of the Bourne series are Greengrass’ signature directing style and, of course, the appearance of Matt Damon. There are still rumors of these two doing a 4th Bourne film but if they plan to work together outside the series they are going to have to lay off the breakneck action sequences and go for something less recognizably Bourne. Perhaps a romantic comedy (with shaky cam)?

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2. Milla Jovovich and Paul W.S. Anderson (4 films together)

This is a duo who I wish would just take a break from filmmaking altogether. Jovovich is a stunning beauty but is one of the least talented actresses I have ever witnessed on screen. Anderson, similarly, is one of the least talented directors I’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing films by. When you put them together, you get one of the worst action-adventure-scifi franchises of the last twenty years, Resident Evil. With that series coming to an end this year, the director already has plans to cast his wife in his next feature; a 3D retelling of the Three Musketeers. Maybe they’ll get a divorce and spare us all their future collaborations?

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1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton (6 films together)

It’s hard to argue with success (their most recent film, Alice in Wonderland, has garnered their highest box office) but Tim Burton’s reliance on Depp has reached a level of near parody. Their collaborative efforts have become more and more predictable and the once exciting duo has been reduced to a bland mix of dayglow hot topic merchandise. Their last truly great film together was Ed Wood in 1994 and found both at their career best. It is possible for them to reclaim this glory but Burton is going to need to cast Depp more appropriately instead of dressing him up in garish make up and wigs and letting him run on autopilot.

This list would be 100% correct if they had of added Leonardo DiCaprio and Martin Scorsese to this list. Is there any actor/director pairs you are sick of seeing working together?

source: 10 Director/Actor Pairings Who Need A Break [The Film Stage]

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Kittens On A Slide & Links To Hollywood

Kittens On A Slide & Links To Hollywood

Kittens On A Slide!City Rag

Billy Ray Cyrus Defends Miley’s Lap Dance – Pop Eater

Russell Brand Hired A Sex Team For The Nookie – Betty Confidential

Is Peaches Geldof Pregnant? – Holy Moly

One Tree Hill” Might Not Be Ending Yet – Hollywood Life

Kate Hudson Jealous Of Cameron Diaz? – Why Fame

Betty White Is Still Awesome – F-Listed

Gisele Bundchen Hope Lingerie Photos & Video – Amy Grindhouse

I’ve Got A Feeling, I’m Just Fine Mashup – Popbytes

Brittany Murphy Finally Got A Headstone – Celebrity Smack

A Fan Of Heidi Klum’s Hair I Am Not – ICYDK

Stephen Baldwin Makes Our Eyes Bleed – Litely Salted

Justice Served For Orlando BloomPacific Coast News

Tito Ortiz Is Off The Hook – The Superficial

Taylor Momsen Looks Great – Yeeeah!

Keira Knightley Is Flat & Fabulous – College Candy

Mother/Daughter Plastic Surgery On The Rise – Zelda Lily

Dean McDermott Talks Baby #3 – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Greyson Chance Sings “Paparazzi” – Tabloid Prodigy

Anna Nicole Smith’s Belongings For Sale – Wonderwall

Sophie Monk Shows Off Her Legs – Drunken Stepfather

OMG, His Butt: Tommy ReeveOMG Blog

Shia LaBeouf Slams Transformers & Michael BayAnything Hollywood

Completely “Lost” Recap & Spoilers – Hollywood Dame

Kristen Stewart Pregnant? – Allie Is Wired

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Pirates of the Caribbean 4 Will Not Show Augmented Boobies

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is being cast now, and according to the Times Online a casting document states,

“Beautiful female fit models, must be 5ft 7in-5ft 8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”

A former casting agent was quoted as saying,

“In the last movie there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whoreish look and men were pretty well padded to and no one worried. But times are changing and the audience can spot false breasts.”

Penelope Cruz is rumored to be appearing alongside Johnny Depp in this one, which is due to be released in May 2011. Uber-hottie Keira Knightly is not going to be in this movie. That fact, along with the absolute lack of fantastically shaped man made breasts have made my desire to see this movie pretty much cease to exist.

Source: Boob jobs banned from Pirates of the Caribbean [MSN]

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Jersey Shore Grandma & Links To Hollywood

Jersey Shore Grandma & Links To Hollywood

Jersey Shore GrandmaCity Rag

Howard Stern Addresses American Idol Rumors – Pop Eater

Portia De Rossi On The Cover Of ‘The Advocate’ – Amy Grindhouse

Jennifer Aniston’s Blurry Nipple – The Superficial

Keira Knightley’s Stalker Charged With Harassment – Celebrity Smack

Kate Hudson Moves On To A-Rod – Celeb News Wire

Guess Who’s Flipping The Bird! – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan Is Violent – Fatback Media

Dolph Lundgren Is King Of Award Show Openings – Holy Moly

Taylor Swift Hearts Giants – Litely Salted

Why Is Whitney Port Famous Again? – ICYDK

DJ Pauly D & The Situation In Miami, Douching It Up – The Dirty

Sarah Palin Was Caught Red-Handed! – Zelda Lily

What The Eff Are You Wearing, Rihanna? – College Candy

Megan Fox Is A Prostitute In Jonah Hex – Yeeeah!

Jimmy Kimmel Never Complimented Sarah SilvermanAnything Hollywood

What Lil Wayne Can Expect In Jail – Hollywood On Crack

Anne Hathaway Chooses Brother Over Church – Hollywood Dame

Jessica Alba’s New ‘Do Is A Don’t! – Hollywire

Kendra Wilkinson Wasn’t Crying Over Colts’ Loss – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Britney Spears Rushed To The Emergency Room – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Skanky Noah Cyrus & Links To Hollywood

Skanky Noah Cyrus & Links To Hollywood

Noah Cyrus Gets Skanky Back StageTabloid Prodigy

Keira Knightley To Pose Nude – F-Listed

Joey McIntyre Is Still Relevant? – Pop Eater

Pamela Anderson Is Some Kind Of Weird Genie? – Holy Moly

We Think We Love Jude Law, Too – Popbytes

Is John Mayer Done Bangin’ Chicks? – Anything Hollywood

Tom Cruise Spoils The Ladies – Hollywood Dame

Kate Hudson Wears Her Pajamas Outside – Drunken Stepfather

Wanna Shop In Lindsay Lohan’s Closet? – Hollywire

Jessica Simpson Is Going To Eat The World – The Superficial

Don’t Ask Nicole Kidman About Scientology – Litely Salted

Something Is Off About Heather GrahamICYDK

Robert Downey Jr Is On Fire! – Celebrity Smack

This Is How Gwen Stefani Stays Fit – Pacific Coast News

Courtney Love Gets Naked & Angry – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #314


Brett Favre Is Going To Play For The Vikings F-Listed

Eric Dane Didn’t Have A Threesome… – The Superficial

Sarah Silverman Squared – City Rag

Patton Oswalt Talks Baby, Fatherhood – Popeater

Brian McFadden Goes For Custody Of Kerry Katona’s Kids – Holy Moly

Trace Cyrus Takes On The Jonas BrothersSplash News

Jude Law Is Coming Back To Broadway – Popbytes

LaToya Jackson Gets Creeped Out – Celebrity Smack

Keira Knightley’s Boobs Sell Perfume – Celeb News Wire

Lady Gaga Tones Down Her Show For Israel – ICYDK

Patricia Heaton Fails At Math – Websters Is My Bitch

Michael Lohan Is Stalking Lindsay – Anything Hollywood

Jon Gosselin Is Officially A Vegas Douchebag – The Dirty

AnnaLynne McCord Does Something – News Toob

Miley Cyrus’ Stalker Is Back In Court – Hollywire

Nick Lachey Denies Jessica SimpsonHollywood Dame

Meg Ryan Morphed Into A Boy – Tabloid Prodigy

Chris Noth Strips Off The Clothes – College Candy

Whitney Port Is Strutting It Up In Soho – Pacific Coast News

Kristen Stewart Is Dazed & Confused – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

FHM 100 SEXIEST 2009 49-1

Like promised, here is the continuation for FHM’s Sexiest 100 list off 2009. For numbers 100-50 check here.

49 – Amber Heard
48 – Mischa Barton
47 – Katherine Heigl
46 – Rachel McAdams
45 – Holly Valance
44 – Shakira (pictured above)
43 – Monica Bellucci
42 – Vanessa Hudgens
41 – Keira Knightley
40 – Hilary Duff

39 – Blake Lively
38 – Cameron Diaz
37 – Gisele Bundchen
36 – Carmen Electra (pictured above)
35 – Christina Aguilera
34 – Sienna Miller
33 – Beyoncé Knowles
32 – Jessica Simpson
31 – Kate Winslet
30 – Kim Kardashian

29 – Salma Hayek
28 – Charlize Theron
27 – Summer Glau
26 – Ali Larter
25 – Freida Pinto
24 – Anna Friel
23 – Kristin Kreuk
22 – Lindsay Lohan
21 – Mila Kunis (pictured above)
20 – Diora Baird

19 – Eva Mendes
18 – Hayden Panettiere
17 – Natalie Portman
16 – Kate Beckinsale
15 – Angelina Jolie
14 – Erica Durance (pictured above)
13 – The Veronicas
12 – Britney Spears
11 – Marisa Miller

10 – Katy Perry

09 – Anne Hathaway

08 – Heidi Montag

07 – Elisha Cuthbert

06 – Adriana Lima

05 – Madeline Zima

04 – Jessica Biel

03 – Scarlett Johansson

02 – Jessica Alba

01 – Megan Fox

Thoughts? For me it’s the same old list as every other one, just names thrown around a different way. Still, I would bang most of them.

Popularity: unranked [?]

 
 


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