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Are you a woman or does your wife/girlfriend worry about being a little curvy? Well they shouldn’t really worry about eating a little too much over the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons because a new poll says curvy is sexy.
Kate Winslet comes out on top of a poll of the most desirable figure amongst women, while Kelly Brook comes in second place followed by Halle Berry in third.
Dr Jacquie Lavin, behind the poll, said “it shows a positive shift that women are more likely to see Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook as the ideal body shape rather than Kate Moss or Victoria Beckham. It perhaps suggests that it is not being “skinny” that is most important to them anymore, it is being healthy. However, there still remains a great deal of pressure on women to conform to an unrealistic ideal and our survey showed that a massive 85 per cent of women are at least occasionally unhappy with their weight.”
The poll asked over 2,000 women about whose body they would most want to have and 16% of them voted for Winslets body. As with every list there has to be a bit of fail in the list, that goes to Katie Price (aka Jordan). Check out the full list:
1. Kate Winslet – 16%
2. Kelly Brook – 15%
3. Halle Berry – 12%
4. Cheryl Cole – 10%
5. Beyonce – 6%
6. Megan Fox – 5%
7. Lily Allen – 4%
8. Keeley Hazell – 2%
9. Kate Moss – 1%
9. Katie Price – 1%
9. Victoria Beckham – 1%
I’m not a woman, but I want Kate Winslets body too. Just not in that way.
source: Curves rule as Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook top poll of most desirable celebrity bodies [Daily Mail]
I didn’t even know Kelly Brook could act, but here she is topless on stage in a play.
She doesn’t exactly show her boobs for everyone to see because she has them covered up by some cupcakes, but she is still technically topless.
You see Kelly is currently “acting” her way through Calendar Girls the play at the Noel Coward Theatre in London.
Note to self: go over to London and see Kelly Brook topless.
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source: Kelly Brook and her Topless Treats [Egotastic]
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Geri Halliwell Peeks Inside Her Bathing Suit – Celeb News Wire
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Anne Hathaway In A Bikini – Celebslam
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Megan Fox Has A Big Mouth – The Bastardly
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James Van Der Beek Splits With Wife – Socialite Life
Britney Spears Hooks Up With a Normal Dude – Celeb Warship
Howard Stern Does Not Like Jay Leno – Celebrity Smack
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Heidi Montag Was Near Death – Websters Is My Bitch
Kelly Brook Gets Motorboated – Celeb News Wire
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Not Dating – Hollywood Dame
Lily Allen Looks Homeless – Pacific Coast News
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Britney Spears Takes A London Club Break – Popbytes
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Pete Doherty Arrested For Shooting Smack On An Airplane – Celebrity Smack
Jessica Alba Is A Dumpster Diver – Celeb News Wire
Audrina Patridge Makes Eating Sexy – Fatback Media
Kelly Brook Voted Best Boobs & Body – Holy Moly
Evan Rachel Wood Upgraded? – Celeb Warship
Mariah Carey Happily Puts On 15 Pounds – Anything Hollywood
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Kelly Carlson Makes Nip/Tuck Watchable – News Toob
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Miley Cyrus Has That Southern Charm – Yeeeah!
Robert Pattinson, The Fashion Trendsetter – Allie Is Wired
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ShamWow Guy Vince Shlomi Got Beat Up By A Hooker – F-Listed
Hottie Jason Statham Cools Himself Off – Popbytes
Kelly Brook & Danny Cipriani Break Up – Holy Moly
Nick Cannon Has A Huge Mariah Tattoo – Celebrity Smack
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Christina Aguilera Is Petrifying – Websters Is My Bitch
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Johnny Depp In The New Public Enemies Trailer – F-Listed
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Kelly Brook Gets Into The Best Shape Of Her Life – Pacific Coast News
Shia LaBeouf Wants Him A Piece Of That – Celebslam
Beyonce Hallucinates Compliments From Michelle Obama – Celebitchy
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Who knew Simon Cowell had a heart? Obviously he does because the American Idol judge has just offered Kelly Brook another job, just days after he fired her from being a judge on Britain’s Got Talent.
If she accepts, she will have a role on the shitty behind the scenes look at the show, Simon said “I’ve offered Kelly a part on my ITV2 show. I actually liked her – she was good, she was fine. The problem was not her. Britain’s Got Talent just doesn’t work with four people. She is a warm person, who looks great and is very enthusiastic and that is why I spoke to her about the ITV2 show. I hope she’ll accept.”
He then said, “I have spoken to Kelly on the phone and apologized. She was very pragmatic and very professional about it, although obviously a bit sad at no longer being a judge. I am sure she had shed a couple of tears but she’s a tough little cookie.”
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Even if she doesn’t accept the role, she shouldn’t be too sad because Kelly Brook got paid almost $140,000 for her three days of work. If it was me, I would have kept her on whether or not the format worked because who wouldn’t watch the show with her on it?
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Jordan & Peter Andre Move To L.A. – Holy Moly
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Megan Fox Went Stag To The Golden Globes – Celebrity Smack
Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” Finally Hit #1 – Popbytes
Some Love Advice For Whitney Port – College Candy
Kanye West Wants Less Fans – Celeb News Wire
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Partied Too Much Last Night – Pink Is The New Blog
Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Next Twilight Movie – Fatback Media
Tom Cruise Talks About Jett Travolta’s Death – Ninja Dude
Taylor Lautner Shows Off His New Six Pack – Popeater
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John Mayer Is An Idiot – Celebslam
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The Travolta Family Thanks Ocala, Florida – Just Jared
Welcome To Aruba, Here’s Lewis Black – Best Week Ever
Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Bikini Body – The Bastardly
Anna Faris Looks Smokin’ Hot – Drunken Stepfather
Ann Coulter Botches View Audition – Defamer
Cameron Diaz Needs To Dye Her Hair – Derek Hail
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Robert Pattinson Wants To Lick What All Day Long? – Candy Kirby
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Adriana Lima’s Bikini Secret – Egotastic
Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen To Get Married Soon – Socialite’s Life
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So while I sit here sick as a dog that needs to be put down, I decide to look up Kelly Brook because thats the kind of pervert I am. I came across a lot of bikini pictures of her, including these ones, and some pictures of her today at some sort of boat show launch.
There is also some kind of story about her boyfriend Danny Cipriani getting clamped and a parking ticket because he left his car outside her home overnight, of course he probably didn’t care because he was most likely having the time of his life with her.
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The second thumbnail of Kelly Brook is too easy to make a joke about, but I’m sure those sailors are enjoying themselves.
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Dina Lohan Pimps Ali Lohan to Porn Director – Allie is Wired
Kelly Brook turned green with jealousy, after discovering Billy Zane had fallen for another stunning British brunette, just weeks after she ended their four-year relationship.
 Pals say she couldn’t stand it when she found out he was seeing someone else, even though she was the one who broke off their engagement.
One said: “She was madly jealous and realised she wanted him back.”
Kelly split with the Titanic star, 42, in February and he moved out of their £1million farmhouse in Maidstone, Kent.
They kept the break-up secret for two months and remained friends, with Billy even telling her about his new love.
Gradually, she realised she wanted him back and set about wooing him over a series of long-distance phone calls to South Africa, where Billy has been filming new movie Surviving Evil.
Pals are shocked by her decision though. The source added: “Kelly could have any man in the world. She’s panicked but we feel she should have moved on. It’s clear he had.”
You never realize what you have until it’s gone.
What others said:
- The Superficial says, “Okay, first, yes, I incorrectly reported that Billy dumped Kelly. Why I would think a man of that baldness would dump a girl of such boobness is beyond me. I blame the drink. Anyway, can you imagine being wooed by Kelly Brook? The girl thinks sex is an aerobic activity. What does she do for wooing? I bet it’s something really awesome. Like baking cookies or taking pictures of herself playing Mario Kart naked. Holy shit, hottest sentence I’ve ever written! This one’s going on the fridge.”
source: Truth behind love-split star Kelly Brook’s reunion [news of the world]
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Tara Reid is Back to Being a Nasty Drunk – Pop On The Pop
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