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Leonardo DiCaprio Breaks It Off With Bar Refaeli? - Popeater
Gisele Bundchen Glistens For Victoria’s Secret - F-Listed
Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Still Huge - The Superficial
Audrina Patridge In A Bikini - News Toob
Queen Latifah Was Sexually Abused - Anything Hollywood
12 Christina Aguilera See-Throughs - City Rag
Geri Halliwell Peeks Inside Her Bathing Suit - Celeb News Wire
Jessica Alba Under Investigation For Vandalism - I’m Not Obsessed
Anne Hathaway In A Bikini - Celebslam
Pregnant Dude Is A Daddy Again - DListed
Megan Fox Has A Big Mouth - The Bastardly
Mariah Carey’s Lowriders - Hollywood Tuna
James Van Der Beek Splits With Wife - Socialite Life
Britney Spears Hooks Up With a Normal Dude - Celeb Warship
Howard Stern Does Not Like Jay Leno - Celebrity Smack
Listen To Scarlett Johansson Sing! - ICYDK
Heidi Montag Was Near Death - Websters Is My Bitch
Kelly Brook Gets Motorboated - Celeb News Wire
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Not Dating - Hollywood Dame
Lily Allen Looks Homeless - Pacific Coast News
MC Hammer ‘Hammertime’ Giveaway! - Allie Is Wired
Brooke Hogan Is So Whiney - Popeater
Katy Perry No One Likes Your Stupid Outfits - The Superficial
Britney Spears Takes A London Club Break - Popbytes
DMX Is Surprised He’s Not Going Back To Prison - F-Listed
Most Ridiculous Movie Scene Ever - City Rag
Pete Doherty Arrested For Shooting Smack On An Airplane - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Alba Is A Dumpster Diver - Celeb News Wire
Audrina Patridge Makes Eating Sexy - Fatback Media
Kelly Brook Voted Best Boobs & Body - Holy Moly
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Mariah Carey Happily Puts On 15 Pounds - Anything Hollywood
Mickey Rourke Looks Forward To Monogamy - Celebitchy
Ninjas Accused In The Death Of David Carradine? - Hollywood Dame
Justin Hartely Shows Us The Goods - Socialite Life
Lindsay Lohan’s Engagement Bling? - Pacific Coast News
Adam Lambert Is Still Coy About Being Gay - Websters Is My Bitch
Jessica Simpson Is A Golden Girl - ICYDK
Michael Jackson Unmasks His Children - Ninja Dude
Kelly Carlson Makes Nip/Tuck Watchable - News Toob
Ryan Reynolds Is Going Green - Meet The Famous
Miley Cyrus Has That Southern Charm - Yeeeah!
Robert Pattinson, The Fashion Trendsetter - Allie Is Wired
Name The Celebrity Navel - City Rag
ShamWow Guy Vince Shlomi Got Beat Up By A Hooker - F-Listed
Hottie Jason Statham Cools Himself Off - Popbytes
Kelly Brook & Danny Cipriani Break Up - Holy Moly
Nick Cannon Has A Huge Mariah Tattoo - Celebrity Smack
Check Out Heidi Klum In The Buff - Celeb News Wire
Holly Madison Is Busted - Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Is NOT Sexy - Celeb Warship
Gisele Bundchen Shows Some Skin For Vanity Fair - Ninja Dude
Guess Who’s Wearing Holey Underwear! - ICYDK
Christina Aguilera Is Petrifying - Websters Is My Bitch
Hayden Panettiere Heads Down Under - Pacific Coast News
Ashley Biden Cocaine Video - Hollywood Dame
P. Diddy Accused Of Racism In Ciroc Vodka Ad Casting - Celebitchy
Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Breaking Up? - Allie Is Wired
Is Teri Hatcher A Secret Lesbian? - City Rag
Ashley Cole Arrested For Drunk & Disorderly - Holy Moly
Johnny Depp In The New Public Enemies Trailer - F-Listed
Is Tyra Banks The New Goddess Of Fierce? - Popbytes
Madonna Tops PETA’s Worst Dressed Celebrity List - Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Aniston Has Pricey Hair - Celeb News Wire
Lindsay Lohan Is Moving Out - Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Like Katie Holmes? - Celeb Warship
The Stars Of Seinfeld Are Reuniting - ICYDK
Katie Holmes Is Sporting A Rastafarian Look - Websters Is My Bitch
AnnaLynne McCord Really Likes Bananas - Derek Hail
Kelly Brook Gets Into The Best Shape Of Her Life - Pacific Coast News
Shia LaBeouf Wants Him A Piece Of That - Celebslam
Beyonce Hallucinates Compliments From Michelle Obama - Celebitchy
America’s Best Dance Crew Finale Tonight - Allie Is Wired
Who knew Simon Cowell had a heart? Obviously he does because the American Idol judge has just offered Kelly Brook another job, just days after he fired her from being a judge on Britain’s Got Talent.
If she accepts, she will have a role on the shitty behind the scenes look at the show, Simon said “I’ve offered Kelly a part on my ITV2 show. I actually liked her - she was good, she was fine. The problem was not her. Britain’s Got Talent just doesn’t work with four people. She is a warm person, who looks great and is very enthusiastic and that is why I spoke to her about the ITV2 show. I hope she’ll accept.”
He then said, “I have spoken to Kelly on the phone and apologized. She was very pragmatic and very professional about it, although obviously a bit sad at no longer being a judge. I am sure she had shed a couple of tears but she’s a tough little cookie.”
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Even if she doesn’t accept the role, she shouldn’t be too sad because Kelly Brook got paid almost $140,000 for her three days of work. If it was me, I would have kept her on whether or not the format worked because who wouldn’t watch the show with her on it?
Renee Zellweger’s See-Through Globes - City Rag
Fergie & Josh Duhamel Leave For Their Honeymoon - Bricks & Stones
Jordan & Peter Andre Move To L.A. - Holy Moly
Meet Lady Gaga’s Rump Roast! - F-Listed
Megan Fox Went Stag To The Golden Globes - Celebrity Smack
Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” Finally Hit #1 - Popbytes
Some Love Advice For Whitney Port - College Candy
Kanye West Wants Less Fans - Celeb News Wire
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Partied Too Much Last Night - Pink Is The New Blog
Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Next Twilight Movie - Fatback Media
Tom Cruise Talks About Jett Travolta’s Death - Ninja Dude
Taylor Lautner Shows Off His New Six Pack - Popeater
Where’s Jennifer Lopez’s Ring? - Celeb Warship
John Mayer Is An Idiot - Celebslam
Grace Jones Rules The World - DListed
The Travolta Family Thanks Ocala, Florida - Just Jared
Welcome To Aruba, Here’s Lewis Black - Best Week Ever
Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Bikini Body - The Bastardly
Anna Faris Looks Smokin’ Hot - Drunken Stepfather
Ann Coulter Botches View Audition - Defamer
Cameron Diaz Needs To Dye Her Hair - Derek Hail
Daniel Craig Tattooed His Junk? - Celebitchy
Mariska Hargitay Suffers Collapsed Lung - Hollyscoop
Nicole Richie’s Got Major Cleavage - Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus In Bed With Her Boyfriend - Hollywood Dame
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Launch A Chain Of Gyms - Gabby Babble
Robert Pattinson Wants To Lick What All Day Long? - Candy Kirby
Russell Crowe Is Too Fat For Sienna Miller - Yeeeah!
Gisele & Tom Brady Officially Engaged - Anything Hollywood
Adriana Lima’s Bikini Secret - Egotastic
Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen To Get Married Soon - Socialite’s Life
The 66th Annual Golden Globes Winners! - Allie Is Wired
So while I sit here sick as a dog that needs to be put down, I decide to look up Kelly Brook because thats the kind of pervert I am. I came across a lot of bikini pictures of her, including these ones, and some pictures of her today at some sort of boat show launch.
There is also some kind of story about her boyfriend Danny Cipriani getting clamped and a parking ticket because he left his car outside her home overnight, of course he probably didn’t care because he was most likely having the time of his life with her.
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The second thumbnail of Kelly Brook is too easy to make a joke about, but I’m sure those sailors are enjoying themselves.
Buy You A Drink? - City Rag
Who Is Olivia Palermo?!?? - Bricks & Stones
Tom Cruise Says He’s A Good Parent - Holy Moly
Solange Knowles Flaunts Her Rump Roast - F-Listed
That’s One Hot Lizard! - Celebrity Smack
Best ‘08 Video: Pokerface By Lady Gaga - Popbytes
A Look Back At Fashion ‘08 - College Candy
Lisa Rinna On The Beach In A Bikini - Celeb News Wire
Mariah Carey Drinks Booze On Vacation - Pink Is The New Blog
Paris Hilton Is A Rich Little Slut - Fatback Media
Cash Warren Is Tougher Than Steel - Ninja Dude
Nicole Richie Ready For Baby #2? - Popeater
Michael Lohan Calls A Truce - Celeb Warship
Beyonce Is On Vacation - Celebslam
Eddie Murphy Serenades His Hos - DListed
Preview Salma Hayek on 30 Rock - Just Jared
Top Quotes From The Premiere of Bromance - Best Week Ever
Lindsay Lohan & Chloe Sevigny Hooking Up? - The Bastardly
Sexually Charged Video Of The Day - Drunken Stepfather
Partying With Models Cured Jeremy Piven’s Mercury Poisoning - Defamer
Amy Winehouse Says No To Drugs - Derek Hail
John Mayer Is Avoiding Jessica Simpson - Celebitchy
Kevin Bacon Loses $50 Million In Ponzi Scheme - Hollyscoop
Kelly Brook In A Bikini - Hollywood Tuna
William Balfour Indicted For Hudson Murders - Gabby Babble
Owen Wilson Doesn’t Want To Be Compared To Ellen DeGeneres - Candy Kirby
Doug Wilson Got Busted for DUI - Yeeeah
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt To Host MTV Wedding Event - Anything Hollywood
Stephanie Seymour In A Blue Bikini - Egotastic
Shia LaBeouf Had A Breakdown - Socialite’s Life
Is Jennifer Garner Giving Birth? - Allie Is Wired
Miley Cyrus & The End Of Hannah Montana - City Rag
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures From St. Tropez! Damn! - The Bastardly
Marijuana Mischa Barton Dropped By Agency - Ninja Dude
Kelly Brook Hates Germs - Fatback Media
That Chick From Danity Kane Is A Man-Stealing Ho - Flisted
Woman Finds Jesus Cheeto, Calls It Cheesus - Bumpshack
Britney Spears Buys a New Hot Bod - Celeb News Wire
Who Would Buy Paris Hilton Footwear? - Popbytes
Madonna’s Face: Surgery or Sickness? - Anything Hollywood
Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs - Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want to Swap Spit with Katy Perry - Celeb Warship
Bruce Willis has had enough - Celebslam
Kathy Griffin Not Going Full Monty As Gay Icon - Gawker
Walt Disney Presents ‘The Princess and the Frog and the Racist Firefly‘ - Defamer
Jamie Lynn Spears to Marry Her Baby Daddy - Just Jared
Dina Lohan Pimps Ali Lohan to Porn Director - Allie is Wired
Kelly Brook turned green with jealousy, after discovering Billy Zane had fallen for another stunning British brunette, just weeks after she ended their four-year relationship.
 Pals say she couldn’t stand it when she found out he was seeing someone else, even though she was the one who broke off their engagement.
One said: “She was madly jealous and realised she wanted him back.”
Kelly split with the Titanic star, 42, in February and he moved out of their £1million farmhouse in Maidstone, Kent.
They kept the break-up secret for two months and remained friends, with Billy even telling her about his new love.
Gradually, she realised she wanted him back and set about wooing him over a series of long-distance phone calls to South Africa, where Billy has been filming new movie Surviving Evil.
Pals are shocked by her decision though. The source added: “Kelly could have any man in the world. She’s panicked but we feel she should have moved on. It’s clear he had.”
You never realize what you have until it’s gone.
What others said:
- The Superficial says, “Okay, first, yes, I incorrectly reported that Billy dumped Kelly. Why I would think a man of that baldness would dump a girl of such boobness is beyond me. I blame the drink. Anyway, can you imagine being wooed by Kelly Brook? The girl thinks sex is an aerobic activity. What does she do for wooing? I bet it’s something really awesome. Like baking cookies or taking pictures of herself playing Mario Kart naked. Holy shit, hottest sentence I’ve ever written! This one’s going on the fridge.”
source: Truth behind love-split star Kelly Brook’s reunion [news of the world]
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Milo Ventimiglia is a Cradle Robber - Ninja Dude
Lynne Spears Has Failed - Fatback and Collards
Bride Gets a Wedding Cake Shaped Like Herself - Best Week Ever
Tiffany Pollard, What Will She Do Now? - Celebrity Smack
David Letterman Gets Shaved On-Air - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Alessandra Ambrosio in Victoria’s Secret Swim 2008 Catalogue - The Bastardly
Pete Wentz is a Hypocrite - Dlisted
Amanda Lepore Dabblin’ in Acting Again - Popbytes
Someone Gave Paris Hilton a Black Eye - Flisted
Kelly Tilghman Thinks Golfers Should Lynch Tiger Woods - Bumpshack
Jenny from the Sty - Celeb News Wire
Katherine Heigl Has Pit Flaps Too - Celeb Warship
Tara Reid is Back to Being a Nasty Drunk - Pop On The Pop
Kelly Brook is Showing Her Breasts Again - Egotastic
Rachel Bilson Wants Your Jeans - Hollywood Tuna
Kate Bosworth Sans a Bra - Popsugar
Is Britney Spears the Next Anna Nicole Smith? - Defamer
Critics Choice Awards 2008 - Winners List and Pictures - Allie is Wired
While Britney is going crazy and having the breakdown we all saw coming Kelly Brook is here to distract us. The model who moonlights as an actress decided to free her boobies on beach in the St. Bart’s. She and boyfriend Billy Zane have been hitting the beaches while they enjoy a vacation from….well whatever stresses out celebs that don’t have kids or a constant stream of jobs.
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Source: Kelly Brook’s Missing Bikini Top [Gossip Girls] and Kelly Brook Topless [Zelebs]
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Gone Hollywood’s ‘Hottie of the Day‘ is Kelly Brook!
Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons on 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress, and occasional swimwear designer and television presenter.
After leaving school in Rochester, Brook studied at the Italia Conti stage school in London for three years before becoming a professional model.
Brook’s modeling career began at 16 after winning a beauty competition, her early work was in a range of advertising campaigns, including for the new “Bravissimo” company that specializes in bras and lingerie for big breasted women, and for Foster’s beer. Brook is 5 feet, 6 inches (168 cm) tall, and her voluptuous figure caught the eye of the editorial team of the Daily Star who began featuring her as a Page Three girl.
She then appeared in a Pulp video ‘Help the aged’ with Huck Whitney of the cult band The Flaming Stars, in a slow dance sequence.
Brook’s picture soon began appearing in other lad mags such as FHM (repeatedly landing in its list of the “100 Sexiest Women of the Year”) and Loaded. She topped the ‘FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005′ list, which was said to have polled 15 million people. In a poll over 5,000 women in April 2005 for Grazia magazine she was considered to have the best British female body. She ranked 5th at ‘FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006′ list.
Brook has also done a large amount of commercial swimwear, sportswear, and hosiery modelling, and a limited amount of nude & semi-nude modelling. Some modelling work for Triumph Bras caused quite a stir because of specially commissioned 50-foot high billboards of Brook’s bust.
   
What others said:
- FHM says, “Rochester’s favourite daughter may have had another year of substandard films and ludicrously good bikini shoots, but the key fact remains: she’s never looked hotter.”
source: [wikipedia]
1. Jessica Alba
2. Keeley Hazell
3. Eva Longoria
4. Adriana Lima
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Hayden Panettiere
7. Cheryl Tweedy
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Emily Scott
10. Elisha Cuthbert
11. Eva Mendes
12. Keira Knightley
13. Evangeline Lilly
14. Christina Aguilera
15. Rachel Stevens
16. Kelly Brook
17. Sarah Harding
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Alessandra Ambrosia
20. Cameron Diaz
21. Jessica Simpson
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Gemma Atkinson
24. Jessica Biel
25. Kate Middleton
26. Holly Willoughby
27. Nadine Coyle
28. Carmen Electra
29. Avril Lavigne
30. Lindsay Lohan
31. Charlotte McKenna
32. Charlize Theron
33. Halle Berry
34. Rachel Bilson
35. Jennifer Aniston
36. Eva Green
37. Abigail Clancy
38. Joss Stone
39. Hilary Duff
40. Kate Beckinsale
41. Hayley Parsons
42. Roxanne McKee
43. Jennifer Love Hewitt
44. Maria Sharapova
45. Sienna Miller
46. Billie Piper
47. Nicola Roberts
48. Holly Valance
49. Ali Larter
50. Anna Kournikova
51. Ana Beatriz Barros
52. Gisele Bundchen
53. Peaches Geldof
54. Britney Spears
55. Rihanna
56. Natalie Portman
57. Mischa Barton
58. Imogen Thomas
59. Michelle Ryan
60. Petra Nemcova
61. Kimberley Walsh
62. Kayleigh Pearson
63. Tanya Robinson
64. Alexa Chung
65. Charlotte Church
66. Amii Grove
67. Myleene Klass
68. Kate Moss
69. Fearne Cotton
70. Holly Newberry
71. Vikki Blows
72. Nikki Sanderson
73. Rosario Dawson
74. Jenna Jameson
75. Kirsten Dunst
76. Danielle Lloyd
77. Tera Patrick
78. Joanna Krupa
79. Tricia Helfer
80. Abi Titmuss
81. Charlotte Marshall
82. Noemie Lenoir
83. Michelle Marsh
84. Sophie Howard
85. Jenni Falconer
86. Kara Tointon
87. Jennifer Ellison
88. Melissa Theuriau
89. Jaime Pressly
90. Sophia Bush
91. Jennifer Garner
92. Lucy Pinder
93. Georgie Thompson
94. Heidi Range
95. Abi Harding
96. Melanie Slade
97. Pamela Anderson
98. Emma Watson
99. Ziyi Zhang
100. Lacey Turner
source: msn
For those who don’t care for the large, natural tits of Kelly Brook, there are the ginormous, unnatural tits of Tara Reid. They don’t even fit in her bikini, as some top-notch investigative reporting at TMZ demonstrates:
Superficial thinks,
 She and Courtney Love should have some sort of contest to determine once and for all who has the most disgusting body on the planet. Tara Reid’s looks like something a blind person would sculpt out of clay if they had never seen what an actual body looks like. And instead of using hands they had to use their feet.
That’s not at all nice. And Tara’s way sexier than Courtney Love, who doesn’t even rate a spot in our “Hotties” category. Phil at Egotastic is much more kind,
You’ve got to hand it to Tara Reid. She’s really managed to get herself back into fine form, and has almost completely lost that skanky image of hers. I say almost, because she still can’t quite pick out a bikini that actually fits. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Exactly.
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