Ke$ha is definitely one of those celebrities I always wish never had a sex tape or nude photos leak out, but here is a semi nude photo of her and she is covered in cum.
This photo is apparently the singer covered in some guys cum and then they decided to take a photo of her. Of course it leaked and it’s pretty disgusting, mainly because it’s her. Look at your own risk.
Another terrible video for another terrible Ke$ha song has been released, and the world of idiots and bandwagon jumpers are all excited about it.
This “song” is called “Your Love Is My Drug“, and it’s (as mentioned above) terrible. I don’t think you’d call what she’s doing here singing, and it’s certainly not rapping… I think I’m just going to call it ear raping. In the video, she’s prancing around the desert with some dirty hippy, mumbling about drugs or something. Then she rhymes “affected” with “crackhead”.
I don’t know, I really wasn’t paying attention.
Watch the video if you want, I don’t really suggest that you do though, unless you’ve done something bad lately and feel the need to punish yourself.
Why the hell does this bleached monkey even have a career? Is it because she looks like John Travolta? She has no talent and she doesn’t even write her own songs, yet fans are buying up her album at an alarming rate. Is this what music is becoming?
I farted earlier and it carried a better tune than this bitch.
I absolutely cannot stand Ke$ha, sure some of her songs are fun when I’m drunk danicng but that’s all I can take because I forget it the next morning, which is why I am going to present you with her 5 dumbest quotes yet (via MTV).
1. “Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there’s a possibility of me … being psychic.” (Interview Magazine)
2. “I like to scuba dive, and I’ve done it all over the world. I’ve doven … Doven? … Diven? I’ve been diving with whales and sharks and into shipwrecks and into caves. I’m pretty much a pirate.” (MTV Buzzworthy)
3. “If you come to a live show, it’s a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you’ll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.” (Billboard)
4. “If I smear glitter on my face, you don’t have a choice — you will be more attracted to me.” (EW)
5. “I actually don’t read anything, because I feel like the haters really like to hate out loud, [and] that people who love sometimes love quietly. So I don’t really listen or look at anything. [But] in general, f— the cynics. Go be cynical … I’m having a good time. Like, who would you rather hang out with? That cynical dude or, like, me with my laser beams?” (MTV News)
So last night, the geniuses behind The Simpsons decided to completely kill the show. I mean, it’s only the longest-running comedy in television history, with an opening skit that people have been watching for it’s subtle changes since December 17, 1989.
Then last night happened. Oh sweet, sweet baby Jesus. Last night really happened:
Oh, it sucks so bad. I want to burn my eyes out with acid.
They have the entire freakin’ town of Springfield singing Ke$ha‘s “Tik Tok“. What the hell has happened to the Earth that I used to live on? I don’t know how that woman is even a celebrity, so I really can’t figure out how she just contributed to the death of one of my favorite shows. They have never changed their opening sequence (with the exception of small changes when they went HD and on Halloween specials), so the one time that the creative superstars behind the show finally completely change the intro, they change it to this pile of steaming crap?
While The Simpsons has been getting rather bland over the past couple of years, many people still watch it out of sheer loyalty to the show. But last night’s blatant attempt to appeal to the teeny-boppers just pisses me off. Next Sunday they should open the show with a song by Justin Bieber.
This week, we had some really good and downright funny quotes from celebrities. We’ve got Adam Sandler talking to Conan O’Brien this week, along with John Mayer’s sex talk and who could forget Shania Twain’s “American Idol” compliment?
“I have some presence of psychological damage from the past 36 months. I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too.”
– John Mayer, on the negative effects fame has had on his romantic life, to “Rolling Stone”
“Any man I find, they’re going to be darn lucky!”
– Jessica Simpson, tooting her own horn at the Television Critics Association press tour
“I was very surprised and, yes, you have a beautiful bottom end.”
– “American Idol” guest judge Shania Twain, awkwardly praising Idol hopeful John Park
“I was shocked and appalled – because she only paid $30,000.”
– Fellow plastic surgery buff Joan Rivers, pointing out the real crime in Heidi Montag’s multiple surgical procedures, on “The Wendy Williams Show”
“If it gets people in the seats, yes, Zac Efron and the Twilight guy. All the Twilight guys – every one of them with their shirts off, and Will Smith.”
– Justin Bartha, joking about the rumored cast of the sequel to “Hangover”, to “Access Hollywood”
“I love people too much to cook for them!”
– Drew Barrymore, to “People”
“God bless her that she likes older guys. And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years – Viagra, Cialis – that can make us all feel younger.”
– Michael Douglas, 65, on bridging the 25-year age gap between him and wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, to “AARP” magazine
“Go through my high school yearbooks – I always looked like a f– weirdo.”
– Pop upstart Ke$ha, on how her rebellious image isn’t just an act, to “EW”
“I don’t know what to say, but Meryl’s a good kisser.”
– Sandra Bullock, after lip-locking with Streep, with whom she shared best actress honors at the Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards
“Somethin’ that’s been bother me, and I think botherin’ all of America is we haven’t seen you cry yet. I’m nervous about the shooting rampage if you don’t.â€
-Adam Sandler to Conan O’Brien on “The Tonight Show”
